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There're tons of pajeetas who are doing camshows these days. I have few questions- 1.Do pajeets really pay for that? I highly doubt 2.if they pay, how much these hoes make in a month? 3.should i pimp my GF(slim and busty) to do faceless streamin...

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Bhach bhangiyo ye BP digest karo

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Women are getting better at fighting day after day...

Even Muslims aren't safe any more from women. They are training for total gynocracy. Good news for people who hate muslims more than women and those who love being cucked. But for red blooded males this is just more competition. Women should not be ...

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2x hoe writing a novel about chad

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TOTAL BHARATIYA VICTORY

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Relationship advice

Niggas im a fourth year student and shes a third year student. Should i go for it? She looks at me very intently like she's waiting when i will come talk to her. But i feel weird about dating a junior.

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/mcg/ Bharatchan Minecraft serber

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Absolute state kek

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Iqra

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No activity in sunday

Fuck yaar

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CSTARDS GTFIH RTFN

https://www.khoury.northeastern.edu/home/shivers/hk-schools.txt Anyone with me in leaving this shithole for life in a real city?

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anonymous

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No.58834

It's a safe space for all my frens an myself. If you want to come here den don't bully my frens.

Don't break any lundian laws here, onegaii. We all want to make love to the constitution's body an stuff.

Other than that there are no rules here neither are there any fixed topics.

anonymous

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e8v3bC

No.58836

>sliently lies behind her

>starts groping

Problem?

anonymous

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No.58840

>>58836

No, anon, bad anon, bad. That's my wife and mine alone. Find another girl. She is the only thing that is keeping me alive.

You will face my wrath if you even look at her weird.

anonymous

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o9jUn7

No.58844

>>58840

Sorry sorry. I didn't know she was in relationship. I am guilty of my actions. I never do such things with a woman in relationship. I just didn't know sorry.

anonymous

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No.59018

>>58844

no problem, misunderstandings happen all the time

anonymous

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1eE0ec

No.59022

>>58834(OP)

I'm homosexual (faggot)

bihari majdoor

AN

No.59297

>>58834(OP)

>>58834(OP)

I hqte my bhangi baap

anonymous

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HbaOfH

No.59362

>>59022

dating life on tutorial mode ?

>>59297

based ? based.

bihari majdoor

AN

No.59421

>>59362

thjs is the last time I am visiting my bhangi baap, ab wapas bas uski arthi uthane jaunga. BKL mujhe bachhe jaisa treat karta hai upar se paise kopa rob dikhta hai madharchod, man toh karta hai jutte jutte mar ke sab rob nikal du.

anonymous

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ho/f9e

No.59425

>>58834(OP)

faggot palco

anonymous

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No.59619

>>59421

yaar hua kya? kya kiya usne?

My baap is now giving me galis nowadays. He had his colleagues/ uncha adhikaris whose offsprings were literally retarded. I know cause I had met them as a child. They sent their kids to Italy or germany where they have free tuitions and paid for their living expenses through their bribe money.

I kno my baap, he is smart but that fag listens and gobbles up whatever a adhikari of a higher post tells him and discards everything people in his same hierarchy or lower than him does or tells him.

>oh no anon you see, the world isn't unfair, they gave some sort of exam and topped it and got scholarship

>you mean like the german language test thang?

>no no anon, you won't get it, it was some JEE/UPSC level of test. You won't understand cause you are stoopid and couldn't do anythang worthwhile in your life

>ok then what particular test did they take? And why didn't you tell me then?

>oh idk anon they just took some test now go slave away your life for spsc

I am telling you, my baap gobbles up anything they say. You mean to say that a kid in class 7 who couldn't understand how fractions work, now works as a godzilla EPA (Euro per annum) job in some apparently Top firm the name of which isn't being disclosed and he neither has a linkedin ? These are the people who have ruined mine and lives of millions of jeets.

But you know baaps are the best allies one can get

anonymous

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gYJN3m

No.60992

When it came to randis, it didn't take me long to figure it out that most people give shit advice to slow you down or make you commit suicide.

But when it came to general advice it took a hell of a time for me to swallow the truth. I had put two and two together long ago but idk maybe I had gone soft yet again.

Every word coming out of another human's mouth is just a disguise for what he wants. Instead of telling it directly he will always try to smear butter on the shit because he knows it that if he doesn't then people won't eat his shiet.

Sure in certain things you need to listen to the standard way to do things but when it comes to really vague things like human interaction, that isn't concrete science (well no science is concrete but you get what I mean), people are just going to make up sheit and sell that to you. No wonder so many coaching centres pop up in an economically uncertain nation like lundia. These entities be it individuals or groups or institutions will often try to become a chaudhuri of the unpredictable thang even tho they have no idea what they are doing. Mostly these things will be run by retards who have high confidence.

Take for example my baap. Two nights ago he was suddenly talking about how the window that I keep open is right opposite to the neighbour's shitter and smell comes out of it inside our house in the morning. I was taken aback by this new information and voluntarily asked him to come to my room to show me. He made weird hand gestures and stuff.

anonymous

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gYJN3m

No.60993

>>60992

And proceeded to shut that down and then lectured me about opening up another window in some other direction. And that was it, I knew what he was going for so asked him to mind his own business and take care of his windows first.

You see the place he pointed me at wasn't a sauchalay, it had narrow gap like ventilators resembling that of a corridor and I remember catching a glimpse of a fridge there. There were no pipes in this side of the building to figure out the plumbing situation.

So why did he tell me a lie? Well several reasons.

He knows that I hate dirty things so much that I regularly go on rants after going to a party or berate people who goes to the toilet and purposefully shits all over instead of inside the toilet and calls it manly. So

1. He wanted to use that as an excuse to buy time and consent into looking through out my room

2. He just wante to castrate me like the govt castrates it's people with false information and stoopid rules

3. He genuinely thought that it was a toilet

These are what that comes to my mind but I am done with normies. I would rather smell someone's toilet and then decide for myself whether to close that part of the window or not instead of letting people make my decisions for me.

Fuck them

anonymous

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nOpeYu

No.61563

>>60993

My fren checked out the hypothetical room using his tools and found the cunny to be sitting right there. She was eating something. And there was a fridge behind her. Ofcourse it was a corridor repurposed into a dining hall type of thang and not a toilet. My fren was 100% correct in my assumption and figured it out without breaking any laws

thunder J2

!Rnz24f3//48J8v4

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TCc0t2

No.61690

bump

anonymous

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No.61727

anonymous

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No.61728

>>61727

this is the best motivational video that got me pumped up. I can make it bros. No matter what life throws at me, I will always jew out of it.

Human interaction, each and every one of them is just another ploy for them to have anal rape sex with you. If it's a battle of anal sex then it's better to retreat a losing war and come back hard on those fags when you could afford to rape them to death.

There is no point, talking to retard unless you are ready to fuck them over.

Lately I have been feeling a bit of guilt for cutting off all contacts with the only "friend" I had during my coaching days. Well I could have had a lot of friends there but I purposefully chose not to. But then as it turns out, coachings and teachers will put a dangling carrot in front of you and make an ass out of you so you keep chasing and chasing that carrot.

I needed someone to mitigate the time waste but it all was for nothing. I had to shift my entire preparation and none of it mattered. If I kept interacting with this fag then I know that I would be wasting a hell lot of time explaining 5th grade arithmetic to him instead of watching youtube and doing mocks.

I had to stop picking up his phone and I felt kind of bad for it because the last time I tried that, the poor guy went into depression because he has no real friend specially one who talked directly or helped him out. But I had to cut my losses.

Then I remember, a qti pie zoomer girl was cozying up to me but I didn't want to get involved with anyone during my prepp to get a bhangi paying govt job because I was put in this quick sand by my baap.

I just flirted with her to keep myself human. To remember the magical touch of randis but noooooooo. That fag had to come in one day and

>oh anon? you like that girl? you know she is uggo right?

I knew what it was. A shrewd calculated manipulation that his retarded brain could manufacture.

I wasn't going to do anything but boy was I pi

anonymous

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No.61729

>>61728

The world as we know is coming to an end. We will all be stuck in a much more bhangi level of economy. If lundia wasn't already, each man for himself kind of nation, it's going to be.

The gates of people earning a honest day's work is coming to an end. The population of people that everyone leeches off is dwindling and when it all ends, only the most shrewd and manipulative man will stand on the rubble with his goondas in his village. But not for long because he will himself be overthrown and this cycle will continue.

Plenty of politicians will be facing stiff competition when the younger generation realises that there is no way out of it all and the system the brits built to give a false sense of hope to the masses is corrupted. No matter how bad things went, people knew that they could get a chaprasi job and legally and illegaly leech off of the host that is the productive members of the society. With massive amounts of fraud in the system and dwindling resources for the govt to afford recruitments of those posts, the younger generation won't have a system to castrate themselves for bribe ie the bureaucracy so they will be killing their local leaders to replace them and then go on to wipe out the big players. And the cycle continues.

We have shiet ton of work to do bros. We are going to analrapemaxx the sheit out of the butthole of lundia

anonymous

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zcTi0x

No.62149

>>61729

The following is written in 1st person but is a made up fiction. The author, watashi am a law abiding citizen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lofRTpuHQ_w[embed]

Majdoori is hell lot of work bros. I haven't done any serious physical labour since a few years and have destroyed my lungs with smoking and being locked up in my room.

My retarded baap has land in different parts of the town and refuses me to do anything with it like going to check for illegal kabza or maintaining it by renting it to some e rickshaw vendor and me checking up on it from time to time. It's good that he has bought up that much land but really he should delegate and let an unemployed son to make atleast rent money for the family instead of letting it sit there idle while other fags are trying to increase their kabza every single day. I once beat up one such guy in front of everyone with a stick, made him strip and asked him to take out his sandal and hit it on his head the whole way to his home because I am not touching his disease ridden body. And he did and the thangs calmed down for a while.

But that night my baap returned and again tried to castrate me.

>No anon what if that happens?

>You know he can go to the police and you could go to jail an sheit

>What if he dies?

That mf instead of taking my side was trying to wash his hands of the things that I did. It was pure chappripilled gandhism but instead of applying it on a political setting he was doing it to his own son.

I have since then stopped caring if someone was kabzamaxxing because I knew it was a losing battle specially in middle class lundian household. They will castrate their men and then whine why their son left for bhangilore for a job while leaving them to die in the hands of the local goondas who kills senior citizens to take their house.

Anyhow

anonymous

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zcTi0x

No.62153

>>62149

So he lets some bhangi keep his majdoori goods car in one of our lands and the fag doesn't even charge him anythang. So a tree had fallen in that land and needed to be cut up properly and either disposed of or could be sold as would be wood to people who needs it. Knowing this guy, my baap gave him paisa to cut it up and throw the wood in someplace safe or take it if he wants. Thanks to modi, these low lifes now use gas cylinders instead of wood so wood nowadays mean very little to them. Geez thanks modi you fag.

So he just cut up the main stem and let it fall wherever and it fell on a drain and on the roof the cunny's house. My baap paid him the cash like a cuck instead of inquiring what had actually happened.

Then that cunny family came to complain about the tree and their madarjaat males didn't want to cut it up. My baap in his old age thought hey it would be a good idea to majdoormaxx himself instead of letting me know about it and started chopping the entire thang like a fag.

As soon as I heard about it, I had to sprung up and ask him to collect branches and let me do the work. Now so far so good. My baap had done 25% of the work and now that I was there I had done almost 40% of the work without thinking twice of taking a break. I thought hey, it's just a tree and my years of sitting around and smoking couldn't become a barrier in life. Hey I will rape this tree to death without taking a breather. I had to show everyone how much of a man I was. And as I tried to pause for a second it all came crashing down. My lungs weren't producing enough oxygen or sumthang so I had to run back to my house and sit under a fan drinking water and spraying dat sheit over my head. My maa kept looking at me until I asked that whore to go on about her business.

I rested for a solid minute or two and then recovered fully when I remembered that my baap was out there on his own.

anonymous

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zcTi0x

No.62159

>>62153

I sprinted my way to the spot to find that the baap of the qti pie cunny had finally decided that hey it would help if he worked too trying to clear the tree from his roof. And my baap was back at it again. So I went back and finished the rest of it.

I had forgotten how much work just chopping off a tree was.

If only lundia was a high trust society and we could rent out tools like chainsaws an sheit. Then I remembered that we have a big ass axe which could have cut down our work and time by half or somethang. If only my baap didn't rush out there trying to prove how great of a man he is. If only I had one moment to think out the options.

anonymous

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y4kBfL

No.62597

>>62159

I was wrong bros. Apparently everyone earns a godzilla lpa salary. I have effectively fucked up my life. Or maybe not? If that was the case then the cost of thangs would become equivalent to godzilla lpa too because everyone would be buying thangs at higher prices competing with each other an stuff. Maybe it's a ruse to get me to kill myself. That's what might be.

I will go to sleep with my wife and cry a lot. I don't know why but I feel really sad today

anonymous

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l8Jd2E

No.62631

>>61729

>>61728

saaaar how to get verified saaaar

last thread was kill, now pls tell

anonymous

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9SQSd0

No.62656

>>62597

>Apparently everyone earns a godzilla lpa salary.

i came to here to goon with other neetbhangis like me but apparently this board became a chad board with kongzillian lpa faggots. no day far from brootaleshwaram and i cant even blame myself

anonymous

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No.62666

>>62631

what verified, sir?

>>62656

I don't know fren. I saw pic rel today on 4 chin and it reminded me of my schooling days. I went on to write another essay for it but felt tired. We were cheated on by society. The entire education and social media trap is for upper class people. It's just a life of constant pain and scams when they let us in on it.

anonymous

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3XO4mT

No.62674

>>62666

i have no idea how those rodanzillian lpa cult members look into the eye of the innocent scammed jeet whom they work 10x than themselve while paying him their afternoon lunch pm. that jeet was scammed by the "hardwork" meme, that poor jeet believed the climbing the ladder through hardwork meme ad start small. how do they have the will to look into his eyes, talk to him and act as if they're their kin? they know that he is suffering, they know that he is chasing an unachievable dream, they know that the jeet just wants 20% what they are making yet they have the devillish will to treat him as they are his friend. so cruel, its like a king laughing with slaves in pure sadism.

>oh sheet captcha is trying to say something

anonymous

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No.62676

>>62674

They will face their consequences of not letting me a seat at the table

anonymous

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l8Jd2E

No.62678

>>62666

how do you not have a uID (thing that shows no. of posts when you hover over it)? it's because you have an account on BhaCh right?

anonymous

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d6IL/n

No.63640

I had a wet dream or whatever they call it when you haven't jerked off or raped someone for days. But for me, I haven't had sexx with my wife for just a day. She went to her maike after we had a fight.

Which made me thinking about lundian economics and the problem of underemployment. All I wanted was a godzilla lpa job and enough free time to sexx the ladiej. But here I am, God's gift to cunnies who have been underemployed for decades in the sex market.

I literally have ti waste decades of my life trying to get a job when I should be out there breeding cunnies for the betterment of the nation.

But nooooooo all the fun that I get to have is limited to me hugging my wife and crying on my bed every single day.

They have perfected a system wherein they only get to lick each other's butthole and won't let you present your butthole. I hate it I hate it I hate it.

It not fun anymore. Everyday I think of the needful. What's the use of living if all I do is wake up every morning with a raging boner finding yourself humping the pillow involuntarily and staring out the window to see the cunny staring at you for an hour and yet you cannot do anything. It's all a big nothing. It's all a joke

anonymous

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as6CP9

No.63646

Damn, what a pitiful loser.

You look down on people better than you while drowing yourself in self pity.

anonymous

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eeX54d

No.63665

>>63646

Go have sex with yourself.

anonymous

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as6CP9

No.63673

>>63665

Are you fat?

anonymous

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em0pyH

No.63715

Bros a few days ago, I was so energetic but as I try to complete the syllabus just failing to complete a question by pausing the video because I want to do it before the n1gger talks, makes me want to kill myself.

I think it's cause of the fever that my baap gave me. There's a flu going around I guess. I will just waste yet another day. I know that this recent exam isn't going to be mine but you kno I was thinking that I will be ready by four to six months or so because most of the thangs I sort of kno.

But then again the danger of these n4ggers changing the eligibility criteria looms over my head. If that happens I sure am going to miss sitting for spsc exams in this year because tho I friggin kno they will postpone those exams after the prelims for 2 more years. Idk bros, maybe I should just join an electrician's shop or sumthang. Maybe I should just open up a hardware store near some construction site or just join a political party. Idk bros, the day of the rope seems closer and closer.

anonymous

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1wXBfn

No.63997

>>63715

isclaimer

The following written by a fren of mine who had stollen my phone to write thangs on it. The author's views aren't that of the owner of this phone.

I get it now bros. I even have verbal confirmation about it. You see no one believes in all those moral science classes fed to us in school or through tv or on social media. Here is the thing, I think we use the term normies to feel better about ourselves but I think that there's more to it.

People spew what ever the current thang is not because they actually believe in them but because of the ostracisation that I was talking about. Life itself is a giant reddit or whatsapp conversation wherein your friends tries to test your conformity. If you fail to do so he screenshots your chat and tries to fuck up your life. Hell people record your calls by baiting you into saying something that makes you fail this giant conformity.

Most people (normies) have sort of made an unspoken contract with themselves wherein they will leak confidential information to each other about someone who failed the conformity test however if someone leaks info for something that doesn't benefit the group of a certain sect of the cult then only he is shamed as a snitch.

Normies understand that it's all a lie but the moment they start talking about the truth, they are kicked out of the game.

anonymous

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1wXBfn

No.64001

>>63997

>But prabhu, if everyone understands that it's all a lie then why do people fall for scams or grifts

Well it's cause in order to effectively play the game, most people needs to brainwash themselves with all the current accepted thang. Now after which they themselves can't distinguish a truth from a lie.

>But prabhu, if everyone is like that then who thinks of elaborate ways to scam them?

It's someone who is sort of smarter that the average normie. He understands only a certain aspect of the game not necessarily the entire game. And he profits from it.

It's like writing your history /english creative writing or sumthang exam or your meme exam essay paper .

There will only be one guy in a million who fucks himself over by actually writing the answer of

>Why do you think king pepe killed his son?

As something like this:

>King Pepe I, the first of his name killed his son because he was a chappripilled individual and wanted to rape his qti pie daughter in law.

But the teacher wanted an answer that was consensually decided by the n1gger called society. The answer they wanted was

>King pepe I, the first of his name killed his son because the young prince used to beat up his woman. The prince was also a drunk and hated dogs and liked torturing his subjects. Hence king Pepe had to sentence his son to death because of his feminist nature.

anonymous

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1wXBfn

No.64006

>>64001

Most people we call normies would have caught on the game and would understand that they have to mug up whatever acceptable answer there is and that even tho they asked for "your opinion", they didn't necessarily wanted it. They just wanted to test for your conformity. Wherein if you had written the first answer, the system would have punished you by giving you less marks and by using the teacher as an agent to humiliate you and make you look like a giant retard.

Life is just like those tests wherein you can't disclose your traits that are different from that of the sheep.

Hence, jeet parents had to castrate their kids and parents have to lie to their kids about everything because even tho they say that they love them, they don't. They cannot trust you to tell you the truth from the very beginning. They had to lie to you in case you out them in front of the world and then they would get punished in front of the world. So they are taking a chance that if they lie to you maybe you figure it out and live life as you like but they won't be outed. If not oh well too bad it was your life.

anonymous

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1wXBfn

No.64008

>>64006

Everytime a baap told his son not to try to sexx qti pies and studymaxx, he actually didn't belive it but wanted to make himself safe from his kid outing him by making him look like someone who doesn't believe in the current thang.

No one can afford to avoid playing this game or even take a small break from it hence if you suddenly starts raping qti pies then your baap would have to scold you both in front of the world and in the house.

Even if the n5gger have never had done any group studies, he will try to push you towards group studies. Even if in the back of the mind he knows that someone smart like his kid would do well if he isn't sent to a fucking coaching, he will try to push you towards taking coaching for something that you don't need at all. He isn't really thinking about your best outcome but he is thinking that if I call teachers gay in front of my son to help him out, he might out me in front of the world which will punish me.

When you do say it that you don't need any coaching, he will still keep pushing you because of the same reason. He will also try to stay clear of any blame by telling you not to blame you when you fail for not listening to his basic bitch advice that he doesn't believe in himself. This is just life where people try to ruin each other's prospects by picking up the most currently accepted advice and giving it to them. They know that other people will come to the rescue if the victim outright calls out the basic bitch advice and he also knows that if the victim actually believes in the advice then it will slow him down for years if not decades or most of the time ruin their entire lives. People have literally made their living by using this because they were good at larping as good basic bitch advice givers for eg modi, lalu, chandrachud or even your local councillor or teacher.

anonymous

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1wXBfn

No.64011

>>64008

So yeah, it's better to not give that much of a fuck whatever anyone says because no one knows how things work but they just larp and the system just works somehow without collapsing.

We all have to larp as those midwit reddit mods or news channel panelist if we want to survive.

We can never afford to talk about this with anyone else irl well except my wife. She is cool.

anonymous

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bROOgY

No.64229

>>64011

>the year is 20xy

>you are in school

>coom a lot last night to destress after coming from a integrated school to tuition routine

>you didn't want to go to tuition because you could understand whatever the teacher spoke

>some teachers were stoopid and couldn't convey the text to almost all students but

>it's a good thang for you cause you can navigate through the words coming out of the teachers or even navigate the words written in lundian science books meant to make it non understandable an sheit to create an artificial need for teacher

>because of it your "competition" is slowed down

>they go to school where the teacher tries to declutter the words by 50% and then to a tuition teacher who might be able to declutter it for 55%

>but baaap, I understand everything, why do you want to send me to tuition?

>cause, you a retard. You need "audio visual lawda lasun" thang that's the current fad used by teachers to inflate their value in the labour market

>the teacher is kind of a good guy boomer unkill

>instead of getting angry at you, he mostly likes conversing with you and answering your questions most of whose answers he makes up to appear as smart

anonymous

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bROOgY

No.64230

>>64229

>there's no internet of pc back home and phone didn't exist so that's the only time you could feel like satisfying your curiosity

>you realise that you were better off trying to reverse engineer stuff by making sheit up in your mind to understand thangs or make sense of sheit

>you used to save up so much time and energy doing that

>you could go play with your frens outside or sexx randis in your free time non of which is allowed in your good boy home

>Slowly you give in and develop a sort of platonic stolckholm for your retarded teachers because of no way out there for you to get out of it

>Is the tuition teacher helping you out anon or should we get rid of him?

>you know that it's a trick question cause they can't stand you be happy for a second. Every second must be a suffering for you

>If you say yes , you get to go to a familiar place with familiar pepo

>If you say no, instead of just letting you be, studying on your own, he will try to take you to a teacher that his affsar fren's son goes to who could be even much more retarded and hard handed than this one

>you follow up with option one which itself had s trick up it's sleeve

>Well good good anon, now you get to enroll in an extra english class where a randi hag gets to read you the same text and also a humanities tuition where another randi hag gets to beat you up and molest you for not remembering the names of the lakes in a proper sequence because it's boring sheit

>fast forward to your school

anonymous

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bROOgY

No.64231

>>64230

>you are in a godzilla number of period when a "friend" tells you that you were supposed to bring a map for geography class because apprently you need to for the 100th time in school do map pointing

>Barring 20 actual retards in class everyone knows how to copy paste locations on a friggin paper but zew will do chaprasi work and be happy about it

>You are stressed about the outcome, a ugly randi who is weaker than you with her foul smelling mouth is going to bring uoon your actions

>a fren manages to get a sample map and reminds you that there's a xerox machine at school

>you go down there and request to make a copy of the map for you and your frens

>the middle aged jeet tells you in a robotic voice that, " it's for school's official purpose" and scolds you for not buying a map prior to class

>the humiliation ritual continues for 5 mins in lunch break when you figured out to do something your retarded baap taught you was le bad but after a decade will accept it to be a reality and way to get thangs done in lundia

>placing you hands in your pocket you search for something then you remember your baap

>the fag earns enough but gives you 10 rupees a week and asks you for an audit everyday how you spend that 10/-

>you had already spent it on something and didn't have enough to pay for your xerox let alone bribe the guy with cigerette money

>looking at your frens you realise you are in a Lundian Garibclass standoff where in garibmaxxers even tho have money will pretend to not hold anything even if it helps their situation because if they did, the trust is so low in this low iq nation that no one is going to compensate him after that

>this is a classic waste of time and effort and you get to see the same standoff play out in almost all situations

anonymous

UN

bROOgY

No.64232

>>64231

>they banter around a lot to avoid spending money

>your "best fren" who usually tries to castrate you for your looks now realises the significance of the situation

>he sees an opportunity and isn't a full retard who couldn't set aside some personal interest for the time being

>pointing to a cunny rand in your class he says

>anon, there ask that qti pie to request the unkill

>they listen to girls specially qti pies

>but she doesn't like talking to me

>no she does just go

>you start bantering with this girl for a few seconds wherein she tries to do the randi thang of pretending not wanting to suck your cock even tho she wants to

>finally she gave in

>oh, ofcourse my dear, I will make you a copy

>looking at the males, the uncle went

>and these, they are your friends? I will only do this once for you guys. Don't be a retard, the next time

>the girl hands you her copy because she didn't need anythang

>you guys rush to the class to find that the teacher had changed her mind and would teach you theory that day

Just like that day, your life had been a big nothingburger. There has been no point to your life other that people wanting to jew you of your money and time taking you to a brief ride wherein you gain nothing of significance. You are now fighting other fags for a chaprasi job and your own baap now gave up on the ruse and accepted that it was indeed a nothingburger. If only you had sexxed that rand back then but alas you were neither allowed to give tuitions to younger kids to earn money nor were you given anything else that 10/- per week and neither were there any ways for you to make some paisa in lundia.

anonymous

UN

bROOgY

No.64233

>>64232

You literally had no money so you had to listen to stories of uggo jeets taking their gfs to far food stalls and movies while you haven't nor will you go to a cinema atleast untill half a decade passes by.

The uggos then proceed to make fun of you and make up stories about their sex lives which you learn after school to be fake and gay.

You now cry everyday with your imaginary wife in your unkill aged life thinking about the sheer brootality that your life had been up untill this point.

anonymous

IN

KJjTyn

No.65042

>>64233

I hate it bros. I am too sick to get out of bed but at the same time I can't sleep. Everything is going in the opposite to direction I want them to, in my life.

There was no point to it. I should have kekked long ago. All I ever wanted was some job and nothing else. What the hell, what the hell.

I hate it I hate it

anonymous

IN

TizLMz

No.65706

>>65042

>Thoughts of my friend and not me

The salaried class have been brainwashed into thinking that hooking up their kids is le bad. Well no brainwashed but they are put in a situation where they are mostly helpless when it comes to hooking up their children hence they cope by acting holier than thou.

I friggin asked my baap decades ago to get me a disability certificate but noooooooooooo, influence ka galat fayda nehi uthayega mein.

I asked the (by the way I am a nigger) to get me an EWS atleast but noooooooooooooooooo. And when all state govt started including ews quota he pretended not to understand what ews was. That fag is one of the most vicious baap out there. He will pretend to not understand things when you call him out for doing certain thangs to cut off my balls.

Baap you see you could ve gotten me an ews certificate through influence?

Oh ews how is that done? Idk anon

That fag literally had friends who could issue one. But nooooooooooooooooooooo

I hate it I hate it I hate it

The only successful jeets are those whose parents didn't fuck them over by castrating them and hooked them up like this guy

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/ex-ias-officer-abhishek-singh-faces-scrutiny-over-disability-claim-after-puja-khedkar/articleshow/111743616.cms

anonymous

IN

1cqzZ/

No.66014

>>65706

The bihari qti pie who is now a fat whale but still qt came over. She wants me to rape her and breed her before she gets married but idk bros. She's fat now and it's too much of a hassle and I don't want to spend money on a hotel room and I am unemployed and my baap literally spies on us whenever she comes to my room and shuts the door.

Idk bros, nothing good is going on in my life but when a qti pie wants me to rape her, it sort of makes me want to go on with my life and not rope. Idk bros. Wish I just had a job.

anonymous

IN

/xbR3Z

No.66353

>>66014

Growing chinkjeeta epidemic among boomers

Have you noticed this change in boomers over the years? As they have started using phones at an increasing rate, they are just as much addicted to reels and chinkjeeta qti pie dancing videos. Obviously my baap tries to cover it up by watching political kanging reels when in front of everyone but I know it for sure that he watches chinkjeeta reels too. Boomers of all kinds are asking their kids to open them an Instagram or facebook account so that they can get on the bob vagane meme 20 years later.

Just what the hell is happening? My baap used excuses of me and my bros fucking up our "studies" and attention span for not buying us a pc back in the day. We had to whine for years to buy a power supply because the older one was damaged. I literally had to bhangimaxx back in class 8 trying to repair the pc. Boomers back in da day cancelled tv connctions trying to make us more studious and now they want to buy the latest phone to watch chinkjeetas on it.

anonymous

IN

kW68Gr

No.68434

>>66353

>Zew will go to sleep right now

>Zee will wake up after 3 hours

>Zee will take a sheit

>Zew will wash all the thangs in the machine

>Zew will make bread and eggs and tea

>Zew will eat it

>Zew will resume studying

>Zee will come back only to this gen and sheit here

>Zee will not use any other part of the site and bum out others with your faggy thoughts and attention seeking behaviour (for a day )

>And zew will be happy while following this self made rules

Doval Saab

IN

1bddxc

No.68436

>>66353

TOPKEK Baap ko 3d asian pasand hai aur bete ko 2d asian.

anonymous

IN

+dq9Qa

No.68457

>>68434

>7.45 am

It was me. I went to one of those "parties". Peopl were so dirty and thy forced me to mix up my plastic glass for whiskey with theirs because I was forced to keep my glass aside and dance or get called a fag. I hated it, I hated it.

Someone came running. He was gasping for a solid 20 seconds of time.

"Anon, your baap"

"Yeah what about him"

"He..., he needs you urgently for sum reason"

"Wut?"

"You didn't bring your phone so he is out in the streets, stopping everyone on the way to ask for your whereabouts because you left your house without taking a prior notice from him to stay over for more that 3 hours"

I was awaken by a friggin bee.

anonymous

IN

K2pgl5

No.68555

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