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Tamil Lund

!AV94apPtbxD2aq3

IN

A9cJLz

No.104456

>Be ravindra Kaushik

>Be Rajashtani Gigachad

>Just a normal guy doing Stage acting work

>Raw Agent Attends the Arts Show

>Sees ravindra Kaushik's Extraordinary Acting

>Raw Agent Asks Him to Join Raw to Go as Spy to Pakistan

>Learns Urdu, Does circumcision

>Goes to Pakistan, obtains required Documents

>Goes to Law College in Pakistan, Gets High mark with Merit

>Joins Pakistan Army and Goes Upto Major Rank, Stays there and Gives Important Information to Indian Amry

>Fells in Love with Beautiful Paki girl, Marries her and Make babies

>Stays 26 years In Pakistan and Gives all information to RAW

>Gets caught by another agent in Border

>Entire Pakistani Government is shaken that an Indian is their Army Major.

>Paki army tortures him

>Land in Jail and dies in 2001

Anonymous

IN

OB7thX

No.104458

@grok is this true?

Anonymous

UN

JTdCZp

No.104459

>>104456(OP)

>>Learns Urdu, Does circumcision

Was it really necessary

Tamil Lund

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IN

A9cJLz

No.104462

>>104459

Yes, In Order to Not Raise Suspicion amongst pakistanies and the local population. Pakistan Army also checks if you had a circumcision. also his wife had no Clue he was indian .

If you speak Hindi in pakistani army , you will definitely get caught retard

Tamil Lund

!AV94apPtbxD2aq3

IN

A9cJLz

No.104463

>>104459

Pakistan Also had Counter-Intelligence Spy team against India. so it was necessary

Anonymous

IN

0dA/tK

No.104464

>>104459

Urdu part definitely necessary, circumcision cause you better be safe!

>>104456(OP)

Dang I learnt Urdu as a heendu out of fun... I can actually larp as a mullah! Useful skill ig? Just need to know few things bout the religion.

Anonymous

IN

0dA/tK

No.104467

>>104464

But I'll get caught if they see my pp :(

Tamil Lund

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IN

A9cJLz

No.104478

>>104459

Not just that. he learned Quran and Changed his name to Nabi Ahmed Shakir

Anonymous

DL

mmpPRE

No.104485

>>104464

Yes attract sm muslimah foids

Anonymous

DL

mmpPRE

No.104486

>>104456(OP)

He was a truly based chad. Was nicknames Black patner or leopard.

Tamil Lund

!AV94apPtbxD2aq3

IN

A9cJLz

No.104490

>>104486

"The Black Tiger Of India"

Anonymous

GA

zCizsO

No.104491

>>104456(OP)

Now imagine how many Indian undercover are still in Pakistan who we may never KNOW about.

Anonymous

GA

zCizsO

No.104496

>>104456(OP)

Any idea how he landed in pakistan? Did he cross through jungles of kashmir or Afghanistan terrain or something?

Anonymous

JH

zCizsO

No.104499

Bro got blackpilled as gormint abandoned him.

Tamil Lund

!AV94apPtbxD2aq3

IN

A9cJLz

No.104501

>>104496

Attari-Wagah border

Tamil Lund

!AV94apPtbxD2aq3

IN

A9cJLz

No.104503

>>104499

First Of All Americans cannot be Spy in South Asia . because they don't look like us. they look like White cow. how can they be spy ? lol. plus they can't learn urdu at all

Tamil Lund

!AV94apPtbxD2aq3

IN

A9cJLz

No.104507

>>104499

its Dangerous For government to claim him. its a Thread to national Security. But the Government should have saved him

Anonymous

IN

atp7lY

No.104508

>>104503

no their are american spies all over the world, america is multi ethnicity country

Tamil Lund

!AV94apPtbxD2aq3

IN

A9cJLz

No.104511

>>104508

Not possible, They will be caught easily in Person, because they cannot pronounce Urdu Words. plus no Indian will work for America as spy

Tamil Lund

!AV94apPtbxD2aq3

IN

A9cJLz

No.104527

>>104508

Also CIA agents are Mostly white because Indians during that time are Mostly Immigrants so they won't take you in CIA. also N!ggers are too Dumb to be Agents. they live in Foodstamps and Government Reservations. They cannot hire a South asian person before 2000s. now it is possible because many NRI faggots have their US citizenship

Anonymous

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zCizsO

No.104675

>>104503

Bro doesn't know David headley 😭 America did save him yes. So shut up with ur cope lungi.

Anonymous

IN

zCizsO

No.104677

>>104508

Exactly lol. People forget that easily.

Anonymous

IN

zCizsO

No.104678

>>104501

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