/b/ - Random

A place for random musings and discussions.

0/4000

BharatChan Disclaimer

Notice

Before proceeding, please read and understand the following:

1. BharatChan is a user-generated content platform. The site owners do not claim responsibility for posts made by users.

2. By accessing this website, you acknowledge that content may not be suitable for all audiences.

3. You must follow BharatChan’s community guidelines and rules. Failure to do so may result in a ban.

4. By using BharatChan users agree to the use of cookies, mostly for session related to user.

A poster on BharatChan must abide by the following rules:

Sitewide Rules
You must be 18 or older to post.
Sharing personal details or engaging in doxing is strictly prohibited.
Political discussions should be confined to /pol/.
NSFW content is only allowed in /kama/.
Off-topic discussions, thread derailment, or spam may result in a ban and IP blacklist.
Pornographic content is strictly prohibited.
Any activity violating local laws is not allowed.
Acknowledge

Recent Posts

View

Southie bros....

View

View

View

View

View

View

View

Say his name again bhach

View

View

brootality

View

any possibility of planting malicious code

View

Bhairava poster

View

Sirs gtfih

View

View

View

View

View

Do pajeet need negroid music fest

View

View

I know life is hard for you anon

View

View

View

View

View

Brootal hogya

View

View

ahmedabad plane crash

View

View

View

View

View

View

View

View

how do people even watch this shit?

View

Kek brvtal

View

Greeting from r/india 🤗

View

Bihari Majdoor Anthem

View

View

View

View

View

There is hope Mlecchas

View

View

View

View

Okay I am leaving this place forever

View

View

CIA NIGGERS WERE BEHIND THIS

View

Anonymous

IN

DzoRCm

No.135995

toh yaaron aaj mai aur mere teen dost 1 scooty mei thei (total4), initial plan tha ki mereko aur ek aur dost ko drop krdenge, but ek dost ko drop krneke baad mere doston ne bola ki khaane chalte hain, pehle mera plan tha ki ghar chala jaaunga kyuki koi nahi tha but phir maine dekha ki gharwale aagye hain toh maine unhe haan boldia, but uske baad humne 4th dost ko phirse nahi bulaya (uska ghar paas hee hai) humne socha ki ek scooty mei 4 log mei waise hee dikkat aa rhi thee toh rehne do, but abb us 4th dost ko pata lag gya ki hum khaane gye thei

Usko kya bahana du yaaron?

Anonymous

IN

DzoRCm

No.135996

>>135995(OP)

bumping

Anonymous

IN

DzoRCm

No.136002

>>135998

ozymandia??? wtf :lmao: :lmao:

Anonymous

IN

DzoRCm

No.136003

>>136002

Please dont derail further

ARYA

TZllF2

No.136008

>>136002

Tere to ma chudagi

Anonymous

IN

92gGtE

No.136009

kek, are you in school? i remember those days when my best friend would bring his pept scooty and we total 3 fags would sit on it and there would 2 more scooty with 3 fags on each and we would do awaragardi then eat some momos and eat some manchurian, eat some chicken egg rolls, it was fun anan.

now coming to main question, it reminds me of a friend in my batchmate kek he would often say this to the fags sitting in front and back of him in exam that they didnt help him cheat and he would fail now. just say maa chuda.

Anonymous

IN

LqbKM4

No.136021

>>136009

okay yaae

Anonymous

IN

LqbKM4

No.136037

jaldi koi bahaana do, kal woh milne aa rha hai

Anonymous

IN

Wa0czy

No.136039

>>135995(OP)

Tldr?

Anonymous

IN

LqbKM4

No.136040

>>136039

Dost ke bina khaane chale gaye, give some excuses to give to him

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

tCn1xy

No.136041

>>135995(OP)

You guys are faggots

Enjoy your ruined friendship

Anonymous

IN

LqbKM4

No.136044

>>136041

abey yaar ekdum se plan ban gaya tha, scooty mei jagah kam thee

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

tCn1xy

No.136046

>>136044

>scooty mei jagah kam thee

Say the same thing to him

Ek aur scooty kar lete

UP

bDoDNS

No.136047

>>135995(OP)

doosre dost ko subtly blame kar de. Divide and rule policy use kar.

Anonymous

IN

LqbKM4

No.136049

>>136046

ek ke paas hee thee

Anonymous

IN

LqbKM4

No.136050

>>136047

aise nahi hota

UP

bDoDNS

No.136051

>>136050

aise he hota hai.

Samay aane par tere saare dost tujhe dhokha denge.

Anonymous

IN

LqbKM4

No.136054

>>136051

woh toh sahi baat hai, ye banda jisko humne chhod diya tha woh khud mere saamne apne doston ke saath kahin jaane ka plan bana rha tha, saalon ne mujhse puchha bhee nahi, but still I am not a bad guy, genuinely speaking we didn't ask him again cause 4 log barely baith paa rhe thei scooty me

Anonymous

IN

LqbKM4

No.136055

>>136054

>apne dost

main bhee unka dost hee hun

UP

bDoDNS

No.136057

>>136055

tera power level bohot kam hai.

The Prince book by Niccolo Machiavelli khareed.

Anonymous

IN

LqbKM4

No.136058

ek plan aagya, mai aur woh 2 dost ek same jagah jaate thei pehle, toh isko boldunga ki woh dono bolre thei ki thodi der wahan jaate hain, but woh jagah band hogyi thee toh dost no. 1 ne boldia ki kuchh khaalete hain

yeah this sounds ok

Anonymous

IN

DO+auW

No.136059

>>136055

>>136054

>>135995(OP)

Tell him ki kuch kaam se gharwalo ne market bhej diya tha, aur tu un teeno ke leke chala gya. Kya yaar aajkal ke nanhe jeets bahane bhi nhi bana sakte

UP

bDoDNS

No.136060

>>136058

yaar

Anonymous

IN

LqbKM4

No.136061

>>136059

This sounds the best, thanks anon

Anonymous

IN

LqbKM4

No.136062

>>136060

>>136057

give Serious reply yaaar, what do u think about my situation

UP

bDoDNS

No.136064

>>136062

tu ladki hai kya ?

Anonymous

IN

LqbKM4

No.136065

>>136064

Nah, I am straight as fuck

UP

bDoDNS

No.136067

>>136065

toh padaa lund apni gaand mein kyu le rhaa hai ?

Anonymous

IN

LqbKM4

No.136068

>>136067

yaar talk properly, i dont understand these Idioms

UP

bDoDNS

No.136070

>>136068

iss incident ko bhool jaa aur usko bhi bhool jaane de. Kyu dubaara mention karke usko baar baar yaad dilaana chahta hai ?

Long term mein woh subconsciously iss incident se sirf tujhe he yaad karega agar tuu usko iss incident ki dubaara se yaad dilayega.

Abhi agar tuu usse yaad nahi dilaayega toh long term mein woh saare dosto ko associate karega iss incident se naa ki exclusively tujhe.

Anonymous

IN

26+vp+

No.136072

>>135995(OP)

www.reddit.com

UP

bDoDNS

No.136073

>>136070

aur iss sab ka buraa effect sirf uske hi mind pe padega kyunki uska trust break hua hai saare dosto par, future mein uska nature aur zyadaa reserved ho jaega, aur usse bhi BhaCh incels ki tarah friends banaanay mein problems hongi.

GA

4eO4Ht

No.136074

>>135995(OP)

post it on r/indiasocial or r/TwentiesIndia

UP

bDoDNS

No.136077

>>136072

>>136074

reddit waalo ki khud ki zindagi ke lode lage padhe hain.

Jitne bhi advise waale subs hain sab ke sab bluepilled hain.

Agar tumhaari wife twoXIndia chalaati hai toh reddit tumhaara divorce karwaa dega.

Anonymous

IN

LqbKM4

No.136099

>>136073

>>136070

chhodo whi cares

Anonymous

IN

LqbKM4

No.136100

who**

UP

bDoDNS

No.136104

>>136099

good

Anonymous

IN

LqbKM4

No.136108

it seems like you guys just made me more paranoid I don't think he will think this deep of it, I will just go out to eat with him tomorrow, praablem solved

UP

bDoDNS

No.136112

>>136108

kal usko kisi aisi jagah lee jaa jahaan tu normally naahi jaata ho.

Uss bhen ke lode ko special feel karwaa.

Kisi teesray dost ko saath mein mat rakhiyo.

Saale ko psychologically manipulate karke apnaa gulaam bnaa le.

Anonymous

IN

4D8AE0

No.136113

>>136108

yar fag why do take shit so seriously

remember

Anonymous

IN

LqbKM4

No.136121

>>136112

>>136113

yeah, anyway I dont really care about frens as such, we will see what happens, I will have you guys at the end of the day

Anonymous

IN

4D8AE0

No.136122

>>136121

ew

Anonymous

IN

LqbKM4

No.136159

>>136122

what happened yaar

Anonymous

IN

LqbKM4

No.136211

bvmp

Anonymous

IN

LqbKM4

No.136218

help me

Anonymous

IN

+GiHgh

No.136244

koi hai?

Anonymous

IN

Fo77NB

No.136260

bump

AP

qJeJ8L

No.136277

>>135995(OP)

none of it matters bhadwe. if you don't do it, it will be done to you and just adopt the nonchalant, on't care mentality with it whether you are doing the raping or the raping is been done to you otherwise retarded stuff like this will waste your taime thinking about it and you will end up unemployed.

>koi bat nai agle bar tereko middlewa pe bithaunga

or sum sheit

Anonymous

IN

Fo77NB

No.136280

>>136277

just tell me, will he break frenship with us, also should I message the other 2 guys about the excuse I made up so we all are on the same page