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Anonymous

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poOrmP

No.137107

What course should I register at 32 to meet lot of girls? Money is no issue. I want to be surrounded by girls. Ideally it should be a college course. 2 years minimum. Is MCA a good option for someone like me?

Anonymous

IN

grzxQ5

No.137109

>>137107(OP)

home science open

Anonymous

IN

j1mybc

No.137112

>>137107(OP)

CA, if you pass Intermediate you will get access to lots and lots of girls during class and specially during articleship.

Although, if you are decent looking, just join dance class.

Anonymous

IN

poOrmP

No.137113

>>137109

yeah that's a good option

what does usually happen in it?

Like do you have to cook or something

Anonymous

IN

poOrmP

No.137115

>>137112

CA seems to be too far fetched

I can't do dancing to fracture in my foot

nice option though

In my twenties I didn't have any money so I couldn't date now that I have it I want to relive my college life again

Anonymous

IN

poOrmP

No.137120

I want to learn embroidery, crotcheting and stuff

could this be another option?

I saw some girls teaching it online in my city

they are so cute

AP

Bjthe6

No.137126

>>137120

>embroidery, crotcheting

>tranny hobbies

rakulcel?

Anonymous

IN

poOrmP

No.137132

>>137126

No yaar

it's due to my mother

My mother was great in those skills

I wanted to learn it from her actually but she passed away a decade away

Anonymous

ARYA

UDGmyg

No.137133

>>137126

Embroidery was traditionally an art that was done by men. I really don't understand why the Pajeets try to actually use western norms and the stereotypes based on them as an insult. That shit is reeking of subhuman intellect.

Anonymous

ARYA

UDGmyg

No.137134

>>137132

Sorry for your loss anon, that is very based.

Anonymous

IN

poOrmP

No.137150

I feel like MCA would be a great choice

might try pursuing from a private one

will meet lots of girls that way

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

EaH9p/

No.137153

>>137107(OP)

Probably not that fun but when I applied for MA in English, the gender ratio was very skewed.

I think I was among the only 10 boys out of 10,000 to appear for MA entrance of a particular University in Delhi.

>>137150

Depends anon.

If it's just to meet girls, you might be overdoing it with MCA. But at least it will be more useful than home science.

Anonymous

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poOrmP

No.137169

>>137153

Did you get to meet girls? I feel MA would be too liberal feminist types of girls.

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

EaH9p/

No.137180

>>137169

>liberal feminist types of girls.

Correct

Almost all of them were librandus

I actually dropped out of MA because I started working at this Japanese MNC

Anonymous

IN

g2fvJx

No.137188

>>137185

>servile

Kek. Literacy of a bhaktbhangi revealed.

Anonymous

IN

V6969V

No.137190

>>137169

Its even more fun to fuck these type of girls and then conquer her with my potent sanghi semen

Anonymous

IN

eIZIDQ

No.137191

>>137107(OP)

>What course should I register at 32 to meet lot of girls?

First thing you should know is that its over

Anonymous

IN

g2fvJx

No.137193

>>137190

Get a vasectomy. Bhangis like you proliferating is why Lundia is a dusty shithole. There's resources in Lundia for only 350 million at the most.

Anonymous

IN

1CwP7z

No.137199

>>137107(OP)

Maine BA English Hons. kari thi aur poori class mein mai akela ladka tha. 16 ladkiyan aur mai akela aadmi. MA English mein suna hai aur bhi zyada bura haal hai. Kuch kaaleges ke batches mein to ek bhi ladka nahin hain, halanki wo co-ed kaaleges hain. Bas ladkian hi ladkian in MA english.

Anonymous

IN

dj2JI9

No.137232

>>137199

Kitna sex Mila? Be honest

Anonymous

IN

1oDijR

No.137246

>>137199

Haa yaar bataao kitna ghapa ghap karne ko mila?

Anonymous

CA

a0oKQk

No.137265

>>137107(OP)

Google "degrees with the highest female ratio" and search for the one that least makes you want to kill yourself.

Anonymous

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1CwP7z

No.137276

>>137232

>>137246

Kuch nahin mila yaar.

After graduation all of them except me went for MA English. Me? I did a complete 180 and chose an entirely different field. I was in touch with some of them but they stopped talking to me and got busy in their MA. If I did MA, maybe things would've been different. But I'm someone entirely different now.

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

EaH9p/

No.137280

>>137199

My batch from correspondence had like 50 girls, and some 7 boys.

And I used to sit among the girls and guys used to make weird faces.

My only regrets are not fondling them and asking out the wrong girls.

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

EaH9p/

No.137281

>>137276

My story basically, but I got sex and nudes

Anonymous

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1CwP7z

No.137284

>>137265

Statistically speaking, nursing is the only degree that comes to mind. But in that degree, if you're a male, you'll face intense discrimination. You're basically a cuck and all the girls in your batch fawn over daakters. You're pathetic and week in their eyes for choosing nursing

Anonymous

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lpux6o

No.137285

>>137107(OP)

literally anything non STEM. as other anons, do shit like english, international relations, history, fine arts, economics, philosophy etc..

Anonymous

IN

lpux6o

No.137286

>>137285

the avg female to male ratio in mca from what I'd seen is 1:2 to 1:3

Anonymous

IN

1CwP7z

No.137295

I messed up my kaaaleege life and now I want to redo. It's not even that late I'm only 26. That was the average age of Masters students in my kallege when I was doing my Bachelors. But now I'm a working professional with responsibilities. I can do full time college with my "jaab" just fine, because it's pretty common in my profession to do that. But it'd be kinda weird...

Anonymous

IN

qk9MqC

No.137363

>>137286

Brutal yaar

Fine arts then

I don't want to end up in a sausage fest

LicU

Anonymous

IN

zJhAN+

No.137381

>>137295

what is your job anon and what course did you do after BA

Anonymous

IN

y+Thhx

No.137459

I'm noticing degrees involving women have lot of performance related things like music, communication etc.

Anonymous

IN

fYzz5q

No.137468

>>137381

Practicing advocate.

Did Law after BA yaar

Anonymous

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fYzz5q

No.137473

Now I wanna do MA English/Psychology for fun because I missed out in kaaalege life.

I can manage the cases and be a student at the same time. I can just keep my other life a secret from the girls in my batch. Idk how it'd work out.

Anonymous

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y+Thhx

No.137481

>>137473

it'd work out great yaar

best thing is we have money now

in my twenties I didn't have any money so I couldn't do anything

CG

Bjthe6

No.137498

>>137473

yaar why do masters and get the washed up used hags when you can get admitted to BGay 1st year?

Anonymous

IN

y+Thhx

No.137542

>>137498

>he doesn't know

>he thinks girls today wait till first year to lose their virginity

Anonymous

IN

IotwOv

No.137546

>>137473

What job do you do yaar that allows you to live a regular college life

Anonymous

HR

4MgzKA

No.137547

>>137107(OP)

sirs go in biology if you looking for real world relationship

very based pajeetas having broad mindsets is in biological fields

overally you’ll find every type of pajeeta

you can choose your poison

don’t go for english

or MCA

choose any field with biology

Anonymous

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y+Thhx

No.137548

>>137547

I would have but horrible with bio lol

I don't even need a fancy one

just a normal girl would do

how is BA in Music? I guess that would have girls from affluent backgrounds

Anonymous

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fYzz5q

No.137551

>>137546

>>137468

I already told yaaar

Anonymous

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IotwOv

No.137559

>>137551

Then answer this

>how can you afford enough time for regular college as a practicing advocate. I heard they work like cattles on farm

>was your BA useless like mine or you're sum richfag colleje ba graduate who got job with BA

>did you do 3 years llb or 6 years full?

>how much did you earn just after graduation. Tell in car you could buy with that income not exact amount.

Anonymous

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fYzz5q

No.137575

>>137559

Yaaar

My caseload isn't that high to begin with.

I can adjust the dates of the few cases I am handling by begging judge saab to grant a longer/shorter date for a specific case by telling them that I have eggjams or something. I'm still not sure about this, but if I take admission I plan on going to kallege for 3 days and to court for 2 days. I will just schedule the cases in such a way (by begging judge saab of course) that they only fall on those two dates of the week when I'm in the court. As for BA, it was useless and I knew it. I always knew that I'd need a PG degree after that. I initially planned on doing MA English after BA but then I saw the grim conditions of NETcels. So many NET qualified people but literally no vacancies. Which is why I thought I should go for a professional degree instead of going for academics. The MA English girls with whom I was studying BA with are all working in BPOs. Some of them even qualified NET but couldn't get a job as a professor anywhere because of lack of vacancies. I earn enough to survive every month somehow.

Anonymous

IN

fYzz5q

No.137576

I will just need to keep my work-life a secret from kaalege.

Anonymous

HR

4MgzKA

No.137578

>>137548

yes

go for classical music

i’d say

Anonymous

IN

7We0/E

No.137579

>>137193

tu apna lund katwale... oh wait tera toh already kat rkha hai kekekek

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

EaH9p/

No.137593

>>137575

MA English class smells like a fish market. kek

>>137548

>BA in Music

Living the dream

Anonymous

IN

y+Thhx

No.137595

>>137578

>BA in Music

>>137593

>BA in Music

Okay BA in Music it is then

I only did Guitar class for like 6 months

Do they take noobs? I guess everyone there would be serious.

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

EaH9p/

No.137599

>>137595

>I guess everyone there would be serious.

Most would have a few years of experience tbh

Anonymous

IN

y+Thhx

No.137600

>>137599

owari da for me then

I thought it would be theoretical

Performance seems to an important part of this degree

it's brutal yaar

Anonymous

IN

fYzz5q

No.137604

>>137595

Yaar don't go for music if you don't know literally anything related to music as a subject or have any experience in singing/playing anything. It'd be brootal. It's like going for a foreign language at graduation level without ever learning the ABCs of that language. I have seen some namoone who went for BA with Japanese elective who thought they'll get to learn it from scratch. They were wrong of course and failed miserably.

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

EaH9p/

No.137608

>>137604

>Japanese

Most weebs aren't serious and give up soon.

This is why I never advise anybody to learn Japanese and reconsider if they have already started.

And yes, it's true for music too.

>>137600

I said so assuming you already played something and knew basic Music theory.

Go for something else maybe

Anonymous

IN

y+Thhx

No.137620

>>137608

I do music as a hobby but it's no where serious

By far it seems MCA is the best option for me even if the ratio is not there

BA English would be too tiring for me

Anonymous

IN

fYzz5q

No.137629

>>137620

Try psychology yaar.

It's interesting and filled with mentally unstable pyaaris who failed in NEET.

Anonymous

IN

uv3dls

No.137792

>>137629

Are they easy to please?

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

EaH9p/

No.137796

>>137792

Throw in basics of Freud and Jung's theories and they open the flood gates