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Anonymous

IN

fgMN87

No.149915

Me as a UP bimaru from Lucknow is desiring to live in Chandigarh pyaaron! Should I consider DAV kallej for my BCoomAss course? I want to eat cholle bhatures and view the cute Punjabi chicks for refreshment in life. What type of problems will I face as a outsider? Read one Qoura review and it says that it's typical Pelvish Yadav kallej.

>DAVkallej fees is 1.5 L and 80k for hostel

>My local kallej with strict attendance is 2.7 L and 1.2 L for hostel

Anonymous

IN

fgMN87

No.149922

Also it looks like that I'll not get the admission and have the cute heaven smell of Punjabijeetas hair because 75% seats is reserved for local city fags.

Anonymous

HR

+5NLQj

No.149924

>>149915(OP)

Go for khalsa kallege sector 26 yaar.

Anonymous

IN

2Q9t2h

No.149926

>>149915(OP)

Bcom se kuch hota bhi hai kya do it fram some open university then do mba

Anonymous

MH

KZpSJJ

No.149927

>>149915(OP)

>>149922

Go for it young poonjabis are horny and UP is shithole anyways

Anonymous

IN

kv9psK

No.149928

>>149922

>>149915(OP)

Also kashmirijeeta and pahadijeeta as well. Chandigarh is unironically best place to aankhsikayimaxx

Anonymous

HR

+5NLQj

No.149929

>>149922

yes. That is exactly why you should try for khalsa. Bcoom and BBA admission cutoffs are brutal for non-Utcels

But khalsa kallege is for nalayaks

Anonymous

HR

+5NLQj

No.149931

>>149928

NE and Afghan girls are there too but they stay in their own groups.

Anonymous

IN

fgMN87

No.149932

>>149926

I'm going for BCA.

Anonymous

HR

+5NLQj

No.149933

>>149932

What is your 12th score?

Anonymous

IN

2Q9t2h

No.149934

>>149932

Usse bhi kuch nahi hota. Only hope for coomercefag is mba.

Anonymous

IN

2Q9t2h

No.149935

>>149934

Woh bhi sciencejeets btech ke baad kar letr hai kek

Anonymous

IN

fgMN87

No.149936

>>149927

These are shallow dreams pyaare! I'll be treated as a outsider their. Girls are horny in Europe too but not for me same goes with Bhaturejeetas.

Anonymous

IN

fgMN87

No.149937

>>149933

>33

>Nice digits!

From science stream and 73%.

Anonymous

IN

2Q9t2h

No.149938

>>149937

Hurr durr terse kya hoga kek. Keep posting (edi)s

GA

kUn3hR

No.149939

>>149936

if you have money you can pull chicks anywhere.. as for me i dont even have my own car so i dont even have a chance

Anonymous

IN

fgMN87

No.149941

Hurr Durr! is your negative thinking not reality. She's not that maybe. I can predict this from her images.

Anonymous

HR

+5NLQj

No.149944

>>149937

Nahi hogi kisi bhi kallege mein yaar. Mushkil hai bohot.

Maybe 3rd counseling tak ho jaye Khalsa jaise kallege mein. But keep trying.

But BCA/Bcoom/BBA cutoffs are always in the 90s and for Non-UT it is 95+.

Anonymous

IN

fgMN87

No.149945

I don't have much money too. I can pull chicks in my region because of my talking game and little desi physique. Girls in my city are also not money centric even the beautiful ones but Bhaturejeetas are different as we all know.

Anonymous

HR

+5NLQj

No.149946

Agar koi quota hai to baat ban sakti hai.

Anonymous

IN

fgMN87

No.149948

>>149944

Theek hai paaji! I'm not that much excited and as evil god's wish I'll rot in my near kallej. Also lust for jeetaa and hedonism in kallej life takes you nowhere.

Anonymous

IN

2Q9t2h

No.149950

>>149948

Screencap this. This

>I'm not that much excited and as evil god's wish I'll rot in my near kallej

Is the ultimate fate of all the retarded foidposters of bhach

Anonymous

IN

fgMN87

No.149951

>>149946

Nothing sirs!

Anonymous

IN

fgMN87

No.149954

I'm not him to whom you're referring. I just want to highlight my replies by this picrel. Also the girl in this picrel is from same kallej.

Pajaat saab

!d1cxXrYORTp/HKr

IN

naFQ1Y

No.149957

>>149915(OP)

Chandigarh to full showbaazi hai, wahan puadhi (not pahadhi) logon ne zameen bech bechkar andh kamayi kr rakhi hai. Fir saare corrupt beurocrats or punjab ke top ameer sab wahi jaate hain showoff krne.

Agar sochre ho ki kuch gandfaad maze krega to bhai rehn de,kilsan me marjaayega kyuki wahan actual rahees log aate hain.

Maine bangalore ke ameer bacche dekhein hain or kam hi baar chandigarh gaya hoon par wahan jitni ameeri nahi dekhi

Anonymous

IN

fgMN87

No.149960

>>149957

All you said is true pyaare. Chandigarh is land of wealth and beauty both. I don't want to do maaje as specific but only socialization and some taste of Punjabiyat and maybe cute meaningful friends.

Anonymous

IN

2Q9t2h

No.149961

>>149957

How much money do you categorise as rayees. Avg bhachel is a gigarichfag btw with the admin laughing at people with top 1% lpas in jeetland

GA

kUn3hR

No.149964

>>149957

there are absolutely lots of richfags in bangalore as well they just dont have showoff culture.. One of my mallu collegemates had like multiple luxury cars like lambos in different cities because he was into cars and flew in private jets in india but he used a cheap hp laptop and he had like 0 richfag ego. If you saw this guy in the streets you would think he was your average middle class dude. He failed in 2nd year and left to enjoy his richfag life in singapore

Anonymous

IN

fgMN87

No.149974

Anyways thank you all bhacels and coomers for Intels. I'm not going for Chandigarh because of some edgy meme thought that's burning my mind from last week. Going for my local kallej and be hopeful.

Anonymous

IN

3WiJ8C

No.150015

>>149964

Somewhat true, my smellu friend is a richfag but doesn't show it at all. Acts normal middle class

Anonymous

IN

+PSXkg

No.150024

>>149945

Punjabijeetas will either spoil you or financially destroy you to the core. No inbetween

BR

BY71vh

No.150025

>>149915(OP)

madharchod berojgar marega tu

Anonymous

ARYA

rg7f37

No.150026

>>150024

Mine spoils me which means I truly did something well to be born a Dwija as well as being blessed with good kind jeetas in my life.

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