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Anonymous

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QtROKf

No.246209

Goat recognises goat

Anonymous

IN

uT+ozd

No.246211

>>246209(OP)

Fake or paid

Anonymous

IN

m/0CtZ

No.246212

>>246209(OP)

No wonder pessi got owned by Ronaldo in every major confrontation

Anonymous

IN

oOw0z2

No.246213

>>246212

>No wonder pessi got owned by Ronaldo in every major confrontation

Penaldo bros are making shit up to cope

Anonymous

IN

QtROKf

No.246214

>>246212

Ronaldo has more dead kids than WC KO G+A btw.

Anonymous

IN

ayXEie

No.246215

>>246209(OP)

> Signed Jersey

He humiliates modi thinking modi is fan of messi

Anonymous

IN

m/0CtZ

No.246228

>>246213

Ronaldo has more goals in El classico, he also did much better at different clubs. Messi was just a one club wonder. Ronaldo has won the golden boot in every league he played in.

Anonymous

IN

m/0CtZ

No.246231

>>246214

Speaking as if messi had a noteworthy legacy in international tournaments before the (((2022))) world cup.

Anonymous

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QtROKf

No.246232

>>246231

>saar please saar

>dajoos saar

Kek cry more penaldog

Anonymous

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m/0CtZ

No.246233

>>246232

Not da joos, I was just implying that this 2022 wc was highly rigged in favour of Messi, this is common knowledge

Anonymous

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m/0CtZ

No.246234

Also the state of messi fans to make fun of somebody's dead kids, eternal lil bros.

Anonymous

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m/0CtZ

No.246239

Its just 1 year away now, the debate will be settled once and for all. If the nations league and recent wc qualifiers are anything to go by, Portugal should easily be the favourites to win the WC.

Anonymous

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xgbQL5

No.246241

>>246212

The only bragging rights penaldo fans have is one more ucl. He has nothing else for you closested homosexuals to soyface over. Messi has everything else from individual trophies to National trophies.

Anonymous

IN

xgbQL5

No.246246

>>246239

>Portugal should easily be the favourites to win the WC.

Fucking kek. Every fucking hipster thinks they're muh dork horses. And then they get beaten by the likes of Morocco and Uruguay

Anonymous

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xgbQL5

No.246253

>>246233

*Common cope

Father Painbringer

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yXcXrl

No.246260

get mogged

Anonymous

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QtROKf

No.246263

>>246239

>nations league

AHAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO

Anonymous

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QtROKf

No.246264

>>246241

Only Time Messi met Ronaldo in a UCL final we all know what happened

Anonymous

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m/0CtZ

No.246265

>>246241

Ballon d'or is a popularity contest, it isn't meant to be taken literally. Even Argentina fans agree that the only reason Messi outperformed Ronaldo internationally is because of hailing from a nation that has a better team. Despite playing as mid-fielder for a decent part of his career and also sustaining a career altering injury in 2014, Ronaldo still has more goals than messi in European competitions.

As I said the debate will be settled once and for all next year. Would be interesting to see what cope pessi fans come up with when that happens

Anonymous

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m/0CtZ

No.246272

>>246246

Do you even watch games outside of the burger league? Portugal literally defeated the best team in the world, Spain, to win the nations league.

Anonymous

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LkGO6g

No.246274

>>246228

>In total, Messi and Ronaldo reached the podium a record fourteen and twelve times, respectively. Combining Ballon d'Or, FIFA World Player of the Year and The Best FIFA Men's Player, Messi outperformed Ronaldo 12 to 8 in wins and 24 to 20 in podium finishes. Messi is also the only player in history to win the Ballon d'Or with 3 different clubs (Barcelona, Paris Saint Germain and Inter Miami)

Cope and rope penaldo sistas

Anonymous

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m/0CtZ

No.246276

>>246264

Ronaldo wasn't mentally switched on in that game, we all know that his departure from Manchester united was already fixed by that time, he wasn't really invested in making Manchester united the champions again.

Anonymous

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m/0CtZ

No.246292

>>246274

>2021 and 2023 Ballon d'or

Dyaush-Ian Miles Cheong

UN

Ai5elo

No.246310

>>246276

Giga fucking cope. You think someone like Ronaldo won't take a UCL Final confrontation against Messi seriously?

Anonymous

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G4omYD

No.246314

>>246264

KINO yaara

Anonymous

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h0pL8F

No.246315

>>246310

Hi lord dyaush our savior

Anonymous

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m/0CtZ

No.246316

>>246310

You aren't aware of the mental dynamics at play in football, also the messi-ronaldo rivalry wasn't a major thing back then, so its plausible that Ronaldo didn't make much of that single confrontation.

Drogba has something to say about the 2009 UCL though..

Dyaush-Ian Miles Cheong

UN

Ai5elo

No.246320

>>246316

>muh didn't care

Keep coping. Everyone knew about Messi then, and the rivalry and comparisons were always there. Big reason Ronaldo moved to Madrid was to show it up to Messi. He lost in a UCL Final, the stage where he is supposedly at his best. To leonel Messi.

>Drogba has something to say about the 2009 UCL though..

Chelcucks will ignore first leg like they ignore their team balance

Anonymous

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xgbQL5

No.246328

>>246272

>UCL, world cup and La liga? Burger legaue. Now nation's league is a REAL compition, which everyone takes seriously

>>246265

>Ballon d'or is a popularity contest, it isn't meant to be taken literally.

Fucking kek. You fanboys were literally saying otherwise back in 2017. COPE.

>Even Argentina fans agree that the only reason Messi outperformed Ronaldo internationally is because of hailing from a nation that has a better team. Despite playing as mid-fielder for a decent part of his career and also sustaining a career altering injury in 2014, Ronaldo still has more goals than messi in European competitions.

Fuck off retard

Anonymous

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m/0CtZ

No.246341

>>246320

>Can’t even spell Lionel Messi

I’m not even going to bother explaining. The entire Messi fanbase is a lost cause, they cling to obscure stats or troll comments about Ronaldo just to reassure themselves about their so-called GOAT. Unlike Messi fans, I can see through the smoke and recognize who the real GOAT is. That will become the general consensus by the next World Cup. Until then, keep clinging to whatever makes you feel like Messi is the GOAT, it won’t last long.

Anonymous

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hNNrZh

No.246342

Always remeber

There has only ever been one GOAT and he doesnt rig matches

Anonymous

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xgbQL5

No.246347

>>246342

>No arguments; just homolust.

Penaldofags in a nutshell

Dyaush-Ian Miles Cheong

UN

Ai5elo

No.246348

>>246341

>muh spelling

Logical Fallacy. I am typing on a keyboard on Laptop

>The entire Messi fanbase is a lost cause, they cling to obscure stats or troll comments about Ronaldo just to reassure themselves about their so-called GOAT

Holy projection

>Unlike Messi fans, I can see through the smoke and recognize who the real GOAT is. That will become the general consensus by the next World Cup. Until then, keep clinging to whatever makes you feel like Messi is the GOAT, it won’t last long.

>will

Until it becomes stay shut . Messi's Olympic Gold and U 19 WC alone mogs the nations league

Anonymous

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m/0CtZ

No.246350

>>246328

Typical Messi fan, showing a complete lack of reading comprehension and logical reasoning.

Dyaush-Ian Miles Cheong

UN

Ai5elo

No.246351

>>246342

>he doesnt rig matches

We all know how how UCLs were won. Why did his UCL success dry up after RM

Anonymous

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m/0CtZ

No.246366

>>246351

What exactly happened to Messi’s UCL accolades after Xavi, Iniesta, and Neymar left? PSG have improved since Messi left, while United and Juventus have been in freefall ever since Ronaldo’s departure.

Anonymous

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xgbQL5

No.246369

>>246350

>Penaldo played more games thus has more goals in the one thing he has won than messi (by one)

>Still has lower goals per game and assist.

Muh reading comprehension

Dyaush-Ian Miles Cheong

UN

Ai5elo

No.246374

>>246366

Messi had the 2019 run which is the greatest individual UCL run of any player

Anonymous

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QmQE2A

No.246381

>>246366

Barca has won UCL since Messi left??

Anonymous

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QmQE2A

No.246384

>>246374

This 2019 was biggest carry job by a single player ever in a football season

Anonymous

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m/0CtZ

No.246386

>>246348

>muh U19 WC and Olympic gold

One Euros win carries more weight than 10 Copa wins against Canada and Chile. Those two junior trophies don’t even belong in the same conversation.

Dyaush-Ian Miles Cheong

UN

Ai5elo

No.246392

>>246384

It was peak footballing prowess. That in my opinion was the greatest form of Messi we have ever seen

Dyaush-Ian Miles Cheong

UN

Ai5elo

No.246394

>>246386

>One Euros win carries more weight than 10 Copa wins against Canada and Chile

2 copas >1 euro

1 Olympic Gold >5 nations league

Dyaush-Ian Miles Cheong

UN

Ai5elo

No.246398

>>246386

>Those two junior trophies don’t even belong in the same conversation.

Those 2 trophies are worth more than 10 friendly cups of nations league

Anonymous

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m/0CtZ

No.246400

Cope, seethe, dilate.

Anonymous

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m/0CtZ

No.246402

>>246369

>still doesn't get it

Ngmi, one day you will realize why I called you out for your poor reading comprehension.

Anonymous

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m/0CtZ

No.246411

>>246394

>>246398

Lmao, nations league actually features serious european teams with their senior players unlike that junior trophy.

Dyaush-Ian Miles Cheong

UN

Ai5elo

No.246412

>>246411

No serious nation tries properly for nations league

Anonymous

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m/0CtZ

No.246416

>>246381

Barca had their best UCL performance since Xavi, iniesta and Neymar left last season. It's clear who was holding Barcelona back..

Anonymous

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laRg5A

No.246417

>>246412

Mod delete that thread

Dyaush-Ian Miles Cheong

UN

Ai5elo

No.246421

>>246417

Which one

Anonymous

IN

m/0CtZ

No.246422

>>246412

Then why were France vs Spain and Spain vs Portugal treated as Ballon d'or deciding matches? As I said, Messi fans are a lost cause, you have literally 0 consistency with your own criterias.

Dyaush-Ian Miles Cheong

UN

Ai5elo

No.246425

>>246416

>barcelona literally went through hell after Messi left

>took Lamine Yamal, Flick, Raphinha, Gavi, Pedri for 2024 season

Anonymous

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m/0CtZ

No.246428

>>246384

>>246374

Get TAAed.

Dyaush-Ian Miles Cheong

UN

Ai5elo

No.246430

>>246422

>treated as

Irrelevant . Nothing official faggot.

>As I said, Messi fans are a lost cause, you have literally 0 consistency with your own criterias.

10 more months and ronaldo fans will be eternally silenced.

Anonymous

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laRg5A

No.246431

>>246421

Dalit man white woman one

Dyaush-Ian Miles Cheong

UN

Ai5elo

No.246433

>>246428

Poor ronaldo, crying in his car ?

Anonymous

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laRg5A

No.246434

>>246431

Thanks

Anonymous

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XHjg5N

No.246439

>>246402

You don't even have an argument, homo. Stop trying so hard.

>>246400

Yes, you're doing that, what about it?

Anonymous

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66HDDM

No.246473

>>246214

This is the saddest post I have read on an imageboard and I have been on IB space for 8 years now.

Anonymous

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II2iNY

No.246476

>>246473

Explain for non chutball anons?

Anonymous

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QtROKf

No.246478

>>246473

This is a common /sp/ meme btw

Anonymous

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QmQE2A

No.246479

>>246473

>8 years ib veteran

Yaar larper I have read that copied post atleast 10 times on /sp this year

Anonymous

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66HDDM

No.246485

>>246476

Ronaldo's son died a few hours after being born in 2022.Ronaldo also doesn't have a single goal or assist in WC knockouts. That poster is making fun of this fact.

Anonymous

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66HDDM

No.246488

>>246478

>>246479

Perhaps, I only lurk on niche boards, so this comment was surprising to say the least.

Anonymous

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bck0da

No.246497

>>246209(OP)

cuck recognizes cuck*

Anonymous

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QmQE2A

No.246499

>>246497

Ronaldo's wife had pics with ex bf in undies kek

and also worked in escort agency in madrid

captch - sp

yaar dayush kitna spy karega??

Anonymous

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bck0da

No.246518

>>246499

That's why he didn't marry her

Anonymous

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QtROKf

No.246672

>>246518

He has literally got engaged now kek