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i had a brootal dream today

Anonymous

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jvTeJ9

No.422732

dream mixed with my current reality, games.

>be me

>dream takes me back to stoopident days

>i am cycling off from school but fren says let's go to my house he has got new set of comics

>on the way fren vanishes and now we are connected through some mobile app he is sharing his screen

>but i end up meeting another fren and we go to see his house but it's less of a house more of a bigcorporate building but looked maginificent

>while returning now i am walking i see a very advance cycle on the way but it falls down and i don't have time to lift it up

>i move ahead but i am teleported into cyberpunk type region with web of highwasy etc.

>suddenly i am aware that i am being viewed through a monitor and a mission starts where enemy gang from gta SA is attacking and i have to ack them

>they are throwing bomb but somehow those don't explode but i got conscious and then jump around finally ack that enemy

>police come but they don't do anything

>now mission asks me to return but i have this pickup truck and atv to carry

>somehow while i start the vehicle i get transported to delhi road but i am driving on the walkable promenade of mumbai my car is flying through areas, fliping and in between atv gets disconnected and then i connect again

>i try and somehow reach my house

>but house is completely different mix of different houses

>i see weird species of animals, and just across the house i see pakistani border with pakistanis doing usual taunting about dhurandhar and i meet some indian glowie who said you want proof and he releases images of pakistani bodies

>again i am transported now i am in class, friends and i are talking and somehow i found this weird chan site looks kino asf old school i show that to friends as lunch happens

>there's a qt on the opposite direction while she was reluctant earlier i made few jokes and then she became open and started sharing her credit card with me for some reason ???

>i say some islamophobic thing to my muslim friend and he is laughing while asking me to verify the money he is traking out of the some weird atm present in the class

>we leave the class for lunch

>we had to parkour through the dilapidated building

>upon returning we see that a big machine in the school has been completely opened andwe go back towards it and i think i woke up

>in between, i met a weird group of people - sam altman and one more person where sam altman had a werid key which could turn every bot conscious and that bot machine was like that spiderman alien goo which can take over body and sam altman is the person who can turn that human into semi conscious semi llm form with digital prints all over. but sam altman started having mental breakdown because he lost the keys but the second guy idk if it was me or some other tells him to not worry i have the key and we can create a point where the ideas of the two keys merged, once i open the system with my key we can reset sam altman's key and issue get resolved.

>some in between i was living in the rdr2 world, where every day and night cycle i would meet animals, icould pet them, sea stats about them and some of them got really close i had few cats.

>i also realized i was not recieving the letters in my email only to realize letters are being stuffed in the mailbox so i open it and i see multiple emails where now i am arthur and old love of his is sharing her stories...

Anonymous

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jvTeJ9

No.422735

>>422732(OP)

also scariest dream was that i opened bhach and saw weird prompt where it warned that isp is inserting ads :cloud_moji_jaggu-sc.png:

Anonymous

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0W3JyJ

No.422736

dont take shrooms dayu

Anonymous

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jvTeJ9

No.422737

>>422732(OP)

also i met a random parrot which could talk clearly, somehow had entire information on indian security aspects.

i ask him some glowie details and he mocked me saying parrot hoon chutiya nahi - almost similar lines.

Anonymous

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jvTeJ9

No.422738

>>422736

well i asleep des

Anonymous

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wT9OcJ

No.422750

>>422732(OP)

nunnu hilao khush raho

Anonymous

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2HuVb8

No.422768

>>422732(OP)

>there's a qt on the opposite direction while she was reluctant earlier i made few jokes and then she became open and started sharing her credit card with me for some reason

based and baniya-pilled dream

Anonymous

IN

bRDzWV

No.422773

>>422732(OP)

kek i made that 'ggu

Anonymous

IN

jvTeJ9

No.422957

>>422750

sup chota nunnu

>>422773

thank you sir

>>422768

kek

Anonymous

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wT9OcJ

No.422959

>>422957

yo

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