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New GOBAR'D kino just dropped, bros!

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xYJMZt

No.429837

https://vocaroo.com/15UvrUl0NqTx[embed]

Anonymous

IN

xYJMZt

No.429839

>>429837(OP)

(Intro)

Gobarjeeta, you're a gobar incarnation...

Close your mouth, your nagging is hurting my ears...

Gorimem... she’s the only one every Bhachad desires.

(Chorus)

Gobarjeeta, you make me feel so blue.

I know I’m not perfect, but what about you?

Your face is a tragedy, your nagging is too.

And I feel so worthless standing next to you.

Gorimem is calling, I can't hear you.

I’m talking to myself, it's enough to hate you.

I wanna get up, but your breath's coming down soon.

Stinking up the room, bring me down like a flu.

(Verse 1)

I’m walking 'til my heels bleed, tryna find Gorimem.

They tell me you're a "lady," but it’s fake news.

You’re acting so obnoxious, and it burns too.

I’m looking at her portrait, don't take it personal.

Gorimem is a diamond, you're the charcoal.

Gobarjeeta walking backwards, your face is a black hole.

Gorimem is the sun, two times I bless her.

Every Bhachad is praying just to feel her warmth.

(Verse 2)

Ugly walking, grease is splashing.

Gorimem is glowing, she's the peak of fashion.

I am not myself, I’m just acting.

I see Gorimem and my soul is reacting.

She’s the Holy Grail, you’re a rusty bucket.

Gorimem is velvet, you’re a dirty muppet.

Bhachads at her feet, they’re all giving up the riches.

You’re just in the corner, nagging like a sickness.

Gorimem is heaven, you're the debt I'm indebted.

Every Bhachad desires her, they're obsessed, I'ma let it.

Crabs in a bucket, Gorimem is above it

(Bridge)

Every Bhachad is crying for a glance from Gorimem...

You’re just a fly in the soup, Gobarjeeta...

They don't even see you. You're invisible.

She’s the epitome... you’re the parody...

Get out of my sight...

(Chorus)

Gobarjeeta, you make me feel so blue.

I know I’m not perfect, but what about you?

Your face is a tragedy, your nagging is too.

And I feel so worthless standing next to you.

Gorimem is calling, I can't hear you.

I’m talking to myself, it's enough to hate you.

I wanna get up, but your breath's coming down soon.

Stinking up the room, bring me down like a flu.

(Outro - Spoken Dialogue)

"I pray to God... if there's any God left... that every Bhachad out there finds his Gorimem... and that none of us ever get Gobar'd by a Gobarjeeta. Life's too short to be nagged into the dirt. May we all make it, bros."

Anonymous

IN

WFm3mk

No.429840

>>429837(OP)

Post this on youtube

Anonymous

IN

WFm3mk

No.429841

>>429839

Replace bhachad/bharatchan by Jeetchad /jeet and push this on twitter

Anonymous

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cALKr9

No.429843

>>429839

Gobarposter

!pwpvntrtgbjiQG9

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KmfoAL

No.429845

>>429837(OP)

Gobars are never going to recover from it

Anonymous

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okkzYT

No.429847

>>429837(OP)

>>429839

I must call you a sir, based OP

Anonymous

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JBiTop

No.429849

>>429837(OP)

Anonymous

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cNMSOF

No.429858

see gem, bump gem. billions must bump this gem.

Anonymous

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cALKr9

No.429862

>>429839

Sir I'm literally shaking from reading the prayer... god bless.

Anonymous

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M04ACU

No.429866

>>429841

No.

Anonymous

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M04ACU

No.429867

>>429862

>Talks about gobarjeeta epidemic

>Posts a gobar jeeta

Anonymous

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cALKr9

No.429874

>>429867

>calling Rakul gobar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxDZMj8iqY4[embed]

Indranon

!024Jj6WZIDQIo9s

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Z3qEI9

No.429929

>>429837(OP)

Holy kekda

Anonymous

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IPJ15f

No.430094

>>429837(OP)

>>429839

:rofl:

oniichan

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H5OZzF

No.430104

>>429837(OP)

based des

Anonymous

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KNw2iZ

No.430646

>>429837(OP)

>Vibing to this absolute kino in 6 degrees at 6 am.

Life is good yaara

Anonymous

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FmZceO

No.430652

Someone (like deepfake anon) should make AI KPoop song with this one please!

YET ANOTHER PEAK UNEMPLOYMENT MOMENT

IN

FmZceO

No.430655

Hi frens.

Anonymous

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bqj7d6

No.430656

>>430655

holy kino

Cosmoanon

WB

l7AWq+

No.430906

>>429839

gigakek

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