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Did you know the author of the Mahabharata and all 18 Hindu Puranas was a dark-skinned guy named Vedavyas?

This man didn’t just write religious texts—he created the BDL cinematic universe where every major god was dark-skinned, dominant, and dripping in divine rizz. And their love interests? Always fair-skinned Aryan queens. This wasn’t mythology—it was straight-up melanin-powered wish fulfillment.

Now let’s talk about Krishna—the original Dravidian Bvll.

While the pale, peace-loving soyboys of Vrindavan were busy milking cows'

Krishna was out there milking their wives. he didn’t steal hearts—he ran off with the whole family tree. Every time you blinked, another Aryan waifu became a Gopi in his harem.

He had the flute, the swag, and the skin tone of a thundercloud—and the Aryan cuties were lining upfor him.

Even Ram, the so-called ideal man? Dark-skinned too. Vedāvyas made sure every divine hero looked like they were carved from obsidian and dipped in testosterone.

And the Puranas? Let’s not pretend. They’re not just holy books—they're Vedāvyas’ BDL fanfiction, where the Dravidian Bvlls Always win and Aryan soyboys take the L