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Scored a 18 year old Muslim girl
literally our guy
baman bros..
Good Morning sirs
Shastriya Sangeet Live Performance
Limerance is brootal
past a certain a age a man without family/gf/frien...
modiji needs our help
Good morning
My plan if I ever become rich
Got roped into doing an “internship” at my uncles ...
Bhachanners, you wanna make a game?
Muslim food vendors has stopped using Pepsi/coke because of Israel boycott. So now instead they are using campa cola that has seen a recent surge in sales. Ambani W I guess
How many people are here?
Bharatchan.com
webm/mp4 thread
/trash/
UUs9SS
No.69544
The website is really dead now, when by all reasons these should have been the most active days.
Dyaush you have really killed it, you said that you will be happy even if there are 0 posters as long as the "subhvmans" are gone. Well guess what, you have your wish now.
Good luck.


PeSM5m
No.69556
>>69544(OP)
It's ironic, dyaush kangs so much about making this place popular and dreams about this being an Indian 4chan. But when he has the perfect oppurtunity, he throws it all away. It's clear that he doesn't understand the needs of his site or users. Man, it's a shame thinking about what this site could have been.
UUs9SS
No.69566
>>69556
I really want to make one, but I don't think I will be able to handle the spammers and rape posters.


mew+Md
No.69569
>>69544(OP)
Jee advanced and other gobermint ekjaams approaching, Btechamars are also going to have final exams in a few weeks
let them study and study yourself nanhejeet
TItuos
No.69570


PeSM5m
No.69573
>>69566
True, India has dynamic ips as well. So banning will be a problem. We could have an account system like bhach, where you don't have to put your email, but just username and password.
FvZyJS
No.69574
>>69544(OP)
padhai karle chamaar tera toh gayee bhee nhi crack hua


PeSM5m
No.69576
>>69570
An /int/ board would be kino, we'd have high iq diaspora jeets from jewSA, Indiaboos from /lit/, and other interesting anons.
UUs9SS
No.69582


PeSM5m
No.69584
>>69582
Akiramenaide ducku!
FvZyJS
No.69585
>>69582
brootal yaar, what's your future plan? baap ka buijness hai kya?


PeSM5m
No.69586
>>69582
Just get keep at the bsc and go abroad for masters then.


PeSM5m
No.69587
>>69586
*Just keep
FvZyJS
No.69588
UUs9SS
No.69589
>>69585
Mama ka hai, sab thing I guess. I would rather sit in car showroom all day than study the same 90 subjects again.


PeSM5m
No.69590
>>69588
Which one? I'm talking 4 bsc, not 3 year bsc
UUs9SS
No.69591
>>69589
*Chapters
FvZyJS
No.69593
>>69589
mama ke bachhe nhi hai kya? why will he give it to you?
FvZyJS
No.69594
>>69590
both are memes, I am the MLT fag btw


PeSM5m
No.69595
>>69582
Ask any of your parents/uncles, they'll know a lot of people who are in good positions, but didn't come from IIT/NIT, and consequently know a lot of people who are not doing great from IIT/NIT. Sure IIT/NIT will give you headstart, but it's not the end all be all.


oh8fcg
No.69596
>>69582
Everyone is JEEchamar here. I want to KMS too after GayEE eggzam.


PeSM5m
No.69597
>>69594
Brootal, give me advice sir. I am going to be falling for the bsc meme kek.
FvZyJS
No.69598
>>69596
hello rv anon


oh8fcg
No.69600
>>69595
IIT is just mental hospital with uggo looking students.


cAINe3
No.69601
>>69544(OP)
the problem is you people are chronically online and you don’t want to switch tabs, you want to become it like the goyslop edition with endless streams of various bullshit, because you cannot switch tabs,
THIS IS NOT THE SOLUTION THAT UGLYNESS AND RETARDEDNESS SHOULD BE allowed,
this is a nice place you guys are not acting subhumans, he worked on it, (gayush)
would you let your “work” rot in shit? just because others yet don’t recognise it’s worth?
i’d fuck the guys who conspire against me. no homo.


oh8fcg
No.69603
>>69598
I'm not.


PeSM5m
No.69604
>>69600
Kek. Most IIT nigggers look dysgenic as fuck. They also have herd mentality. Don't want to be surrounded with them for 4 years. I'll rope.
UUs9SS
No.69605
>>69593
All his children are abroad and don't want to come back.


oh8fcg
No.69607
>>69601
>Yrrr paneer!


PeSM5m
No.69608
>>69605
Get a degree, and go abroad for masters.
FvZyJS
No.69609
>>69597
What can I tell kek, I am myself preparing for other Government and bank exams now, I did mba but it was online (big mistake, 0 value)
One thing i have noticed though is that most fags who end up taking bsc, bds, etc end up doing mba anyway, its much better to just do bba and then mba if that's your end goal
UUs9SS
No.69610
>>69608
Don't want to waste this much money of parents for literally no reason.
UUs9SS
No.69611
UUs9SS
No.69614
>>69610
I did genuinely try to study for the meme exam with what attention I could give. But I quickly discovered that while I liked reading the books like physics galaxy or watching the lecture, the solving questions for practice or giving mock tests(most important thing) bores me. So basically it resulted in me "completely" the syllabus but no actual exercises properly practiced by the time January arrived.


PeSM5m
No.69615


oh8fcg
No.69617
>>69604
If I got a girlfriend in my tier 3 kallej than my life is worth it than any IITkaddu guy. One guy in /acd/ wrote beautifully on this. Also I don't want to live like cockroaches in NCR or Bhangilore.
FvZyJS
No.69619


PeSM5m
No.69620
>>69609
What if you want to do bsc math, physics or cs? is there scope?


PeSM5m
No.69621
>>69619
Most of this site is fakecel, me included.
FvZyJS
No.69622
>>69605
They will definitely just sell it then and take the money, though if you do end up getting it , then you are one lucky faggot


cAINe3
No.69623
FvZyJS
No.69625
>>69620
>math & physics
yes, but the demand is too low, you might have to just become a teacher at the end
>cs
no


PeSM5m
No.69626
>>69625
If I do bsc math/phys hons and then go abroad?
TItuos
No.69627
>>69619
6'5 is the average height of bhach


rmWJx1
No.69628
board is comfy
TItuos
No.69629
>>69628
yaar dayu you finally show up huh
TItuos
No.69633
>>69631
when do you plan on dropping new user limit and /int/ update this week?


ngzWuC
No.69635
>>69582
try bitsat lel


oh8fcg
No.69637
So Duck is DPSsissyanon? keke!


mew+Md
No.69639
>>69631
are you yellow line by any chance, I think I saw you there?


PeSM5m
No.69641
>>69639
yaar RV
UUs9SS
No.69642
>>69628
What does "comfy" even mean to you btw.


PeSM5m
No.69644
UUs9SS
No.69645
>>69644
Brootal. Dyaush is on the level of people who call clean and organized places "westernized" and disorder and chao "culture saar".


rmWJx1
No.69646
>>69633
Hoping for an update at all cost or atleast a preview of things to come. Following things are done and probably be out by this week
>custom css
>filters - flag / board / username / phrases / filenames
>different theme selection for different boards
>board selection - you can select which board you want in nav or not
>hidden posts and filter threads preview - very smooth now
>my threads / active threads / bookmarks section
All of the above are more or less done.
I have made some changes to rendering - templates used, users may feel the difference but it's a backend thing, update yet to be out.
I have to add few patches afterwards, then some tweaks to mod tools.
I will reduce the time cooldown limit but not before that.
/int/ after that. stats after that.
stats after that.
Archives separation after that
Index mode for boards after that.
Ig that's the summary for most of the operations.


mew+Md
No.69648
>>69641
who?


mew+Md
No.69649
stop shilling yourself faggot, nobody remembers your retarded remote view larp


PeSM5m
No.69650
>>69646
What about the new user thing? That's the most important, everything else is worthless if you don't patch that.


PeSM5m
No.69651
>>69648
Nvm sir. How did you know it was him?


rmWJx1
No.69652
>>69646
forgot to mention that you can now just search through threads/posts in catalog atleast.


ngzWuC
No.69653
>>69642
remember this anon: to dyaus, the board is comfy if the relative quality of posts is high, if something that makes him dwell for a moment and even comment upon. He prefers this even if the traffic is low. The target audience IS dyaus, he does it for himself and for himself primarily.


rmWJx1
No.69654
>>69650
Already mentioned that it will be decreased.


mew+Md
No.69655
>>69651
I saw the posts yesterday, with dyaysh using bhach, I think that fit with the person I saw, though only dyaush can confirm


PeSM5m
No.69656


mew+Md
No.69657
>>69652
yaar satish when are you bringing back bookmarked post feature?


PeSM5m
No.69658
>>69655
That's AI, to generate a steroetypical gujjew baniya. Doesn't mean much. You can find thousands of people who look like that.


rmWJx1
No.69667
>>69642
Conversation is better among anons, though anons are yet to realize it.
Whenever new users flood, threads speed up but conversation level decreases to childish levels. It's very miserable experience.
Conversation is important. Cooldown act as a filter, i understand that it may also filter out many anons who want to be part of it. But there are choices for them too.
Most important is that probably in days i felt like i could move away from bhach, as in 'administer' aspects. I didn't check logs but i don't think mods had to do much either which is good.
A community which does need any top down governance is best. A see a glimpse of it. It's beautiful. Thank you sirs.


PeSM5m
No.69675
>>69667
I can imagine dyaush typing this on his device as he sits like this on his bed.


Hs3nwJ
No.69683
>>69675
You bet


rmWJx1
No.69686
>>69675
kek
kr6uSi
No.69696
>>69686
yaar satish, check my thread
https://bharatchan.com/board/b/thread/69268
also other anons check it, my chatgpt limit has still not replenished.


PeSM5m
No.69697
>>69667
>A community which does need any top down governance is best. A see a glimpse of it. It's beautiful. Thank you sirs.
It doesn't need it since it's dead. You don't need to water a dead plant.


rmWJx1
No.69703
>>69696
saw it kek
TItuos
No.69705
>>69689
i think its to keep the yumyum guy and 4chan spammer at bay


PeSM5m
No.69710
>>69705
Some other method should be there. You are doing more damage to the site than them, with this policy.
ymEY9C
No.69712
Right now, for the first time since 4cuck died, there is activity. Is this filled with wagecucks that it only comes alive after 5-6pm?
UUs9SS
No.69713
>>69667
Either website will get popular and will require lots of moderation or it will stay like this.
Any other possibility is retarded cope and delusion.
>good conversations
There are 4 people here. One of them is me and paneer, so I can assure you that aren't any good/comfy discussions happening here.
>It's very miserable experience.
Pajeets even made a caste system in imageboards somehow. The occasional emoji faggots, sariya typers and shit spammers were apparently so bad that you had to recreate Maria, Rose and Sheena.
At the end of the day, it's your website, your decisions, we can only argue like children to you.
kr6uSi
No.69714
>>69712
i am a kalejfag, i would have been active on site in kalej too but my phone's screen broke and only half of it works now.


ngzWuC
No.69715
ymEY9C
No.69716
>>69714
Website was pretty dead in afternoon.
TItuos
No.69717
enough with the 5 guy meme. there def more than 10~15 guys in here.We can be sure when stats drops
kr6uSi
No.69720
>>69716
because i woke up at 6pm
ymEY9C
No.69721


mew+Md
No.69727
>>69712
it will die off again, we always have 1 100+ replies thread a day (even yesterday)
How can you call this active when literally all the discussion since yesterday (including this) has been about 4chan hack and reopening int or user activity dying
This website should stay exactly like it was in afternoon, (You) should get a hobby


PeSM5m
No.69728
>>69715
Kek. Ironically I used to read both gwern and slatestar codex and one point.
UUs9SS
No.69734
>>69713
>The occasional emoji faggots, sariya typers and shit spammers were apparently so bad that you had to recreate Maria, Rose and Sheena.
Also to further add, there is no "difference" between a retarded spam post and an intelligent well thought out post.
It only feels so because imageboard have 1000s of posts everyday, you read the good one's once in a while and feel that you gained some new perspective or knowledge.
But it is the same people making both type of posts. Every retarded spammer is an intelligent wise poster every thousandth post. Have enough of them and you will have a constant supply of good discussions.
ymEY9C
No.69740
>>69727
Other threads are also semi active now


rmWJx1
No.69741
>>69697
Back in my college days, my friends and i bought few plants, mostly to bring life to our gloomy lives. It did help honestly. I used to get up everyday, have that plant under the sun but remove it until it's too sunny outside. I would water it everyday - sometimes alternate. I would monitor its leaves, stem..sometimes take pics. It almost became my own way of daily ritual, a prayer was not complete until i had done this.
Over time some of the plants of friends died, one died because it was provided too much water, another died because of too much sun.
I who never took care of one plant in my life saw it, i saw the my plant when it grew, it bud and had beautiful flowers.
Most beautiful thing i witnessed was a bhavra and a bee, visiting those flowers everyday during one of the spring seasons. I do not know if they are the same but i saw them in later year too.
But eventually things start to go wrong, leaves starting crumbling...flowers were taking too much resources. One by one those fell, i had to cut those leaves myself. Eventually the plant i bought an year ago which had grown into a pretty big one with magnificent flowers we never expected or hoped for was crumbling apart - i had no choice but to take one of the small stem apart and place it separately within the pot.
I changed the soil, eventually the main plant died but the branch, the branch grew took a life of its own. Grew into a beautiful plant like its ancestor.
Like that over few years of my college days that plant went through the three 3 cycles of life. Eventually after college i tried to return it to the original nursery but it was closed so i gave it back to another nursery. Hmm.


rmWJx1
No.69747
>>69712
>Is this filled with wagecucks that it only comes alive after 5-6pm?
Usually yes, this is what happens. 1 - 4 boards die.
It's mostly due to wagecucks and collegetards both. That's what whole india is sirs.


/HrAsp
No.69749


mew+Md
No.69750
>>69740
no they aren't
kr6uSi
No.69751
>>69741
man, this same stuff happened with one of my plants. I dont know its name but the OG plant got all big but eventually starting rotting and became all mushy while a new baby plant was coming out from that big plant.
TItuos
No.69752
i kinda miss the kang threads now, atleast we had something going on back then
kr6uSi
No.69754
>>69752
nIgger brain cant handle emptiness it seems, get off the reels zoomer


mew+Md
No.69755
>>69752
i dont


rmWJx1
No.69759
>>69751
Soil quality depletes, sometimes in bugs etc. start to eat the roots. Flowers take a lot of resources, they look good so you have to trade your choices.


ngzWuC
No.69762
>>69741
I'm hopeful that this labour of yours shall bear fruit, but I'm not quiet sure it shall be exactly how you seem it to be....
kr6uSi
No.69765
>>69759
I have noticed this a lot that these type of problems only occurs in plants that are in pots. We have small kyaari in front of our house and the plants grow much bigger with flowers there and we dont even have to water them often either or put compost or anything.


rmWJx1
No.69768
>>69713
It's a commentary not a question.
Give me a bit of time sirs. I want to focus on updates.
After that rest will be taken care, even reducing the cooldown, i already mentioned here >>69646 but once again anons are allergic to reading.
Okay sirs. I have to go now. Carry on desu.
Based on the recent data, pph is around
ymEY9C
No.69774
>>69750
Overboard se dekho na saar


rmWJx1
No.69775


rmWJx1
No.69779
>>69749
>Jeeneetards ahh nomenclature
>ahh
literally zoomer mod
well, zoomers will be our greatest generation


mew+Md
No.69781


K//+BK
No.69821
>>69576
kal se bajra hai tu chutiye. imwf kidr aur jaake post kariyo


K//+BK
No.69822
>>69646
Teri maa randi agar int board banaya toh
kr6uSi
No.69823
>>69646
dont make an int board, it will be a daily humiliation ritual for self hating chakkas.
kr6uSi
No.69837
>>69835
you arent getting int chamar.


K//+BK
No.69841
>>69835
crybabies belong in their white cuckolding threads
qG+OE7
No.70004
>>69696
digits
pKNBT0
No.70202

geYDyE
No.70785
>>69544(OP)
mods are virgin incels, i will never forget them for removing an aunty nude on kama
fuck your vaishnava soyjeets ideology
pNbsLZ
No.70789
>>70785
so you are the ones who posts those disgusting nudes?
Chhii yaar literal dehati
>muh vaishnav
Teri loose motion band ho uske baad baat kareo raw meat pootis shiller
pNbsLZ
No.70815
>>70785
this is him btw