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Duck

IN

UUs9SS

No.69544

The website is really dead now, when by all reasons these should have been the most active days.

Dyaush you have really killed it, you said that you will be happy even if there are 0 posters as long as the "subhvmans" are gone. Well guess what, you have your wish now.

Good luck.

UN

PeSM5m

No.69556

>>69544(OP)

It's ironic, dyaush kangs so much about making this place popular and dreams about this being an Indian 4chan. But when he has the perfect oppurtunity, he throws it all away. It's clear that he doesn't understand the needs of his site or users. Man, it's a shame thinking about what this site could have been.

Duck

IN

UUs9SS

No.69566

>>69556

I really want to make one, but I don't think I will be able to handle the spammers and rape posters.

UN

mew+Md

No.69569

>>69544(OP)

Jee advanced and other gobermint ekjaams approaching, Btechamars are also going to have final exams in a few weeks

let them study and study yourself nanhejeet

Anonymous

IN

TItuos

No.69570

>>69544(OP)

/int/ board never ever

:monke_gave_up:

UN

PeSM5m

No.69573

>>69566

True, India has dynamic ips as well. So banning will be a problem. We could have an account system like bhach, where you don't have to put your email, but just username and password.

Anonymous

IN

FvZyJS

No.69574

>>69544(OP)

padhai karle chamaar tera toh gayee bhee nhi crack hua

UN

PeSM5m

No.69576

>>69570

An /int/ board would be kino, we'd have high iq diaspora jeets from jewSA, Indiaboos from /lit/, and other interesting anons.

Duck

IN

UUs9SS

No.69582

>>69574

>>69569

I have given up. Will not even register for advance. Nahi padhna ab mereko. I literally have JEE mains 4 times and still stuck on 96%ile. I don't have capability to crack meme exams.

It's over.

UN

PeSM5m

No.69584

>>69582

Akiramenaide ducku!

Anonymous

IN

FvZyJS

No.69585

>>69582

brootal yaar, what's your future plan? baap ka buijness hai kya?

UN

PeSM5m

No.69586

>>69582

Just get keep at the bsc and go abroad for masters then.

UN

PeSM5m

No.69587

>>69586

*Just keep

Anonymous

IN

FvZyJS

No.69588

>>69586

>bsc

dont fall for it, ruined my life

Duck

IN

UUs9SS

No.69589

>>69585

Mama ka hai, sab thing I guess. I would rather sit in car showroom all day than study the same 90 subjects again.

UN

PeSM5m

No.69590

>>69588

Which one? I'm talking 4 bsc, not 3 year bsc

Duck

IN

UUs9SS

No.69591

>>69589

*Chapters

Anonymous

IN

FvZyJS

No.69593

>>69589

mama ke bachhe nhi hai kya? why will he give it to you?

Anonymous

IN

FvZyJS

No.69594

>>69590

both are memes, I am the MLT fag btw

UN

PeSM5m

No.69595

>>69582

Ask any of your parents/uncles, they'll know a lot of people who are in good positions, but didn't come from IIT/NIT, and consequently know a lot of people who are not doing great from IIT/NIT. Sure IIT/NIT will give you headstart, but it's not the end all be all.

UN

oh8fcg

No.69596

>>69582

Everyone is JEEchamar here. I want to KMS too after GayEE eggzam.

UN

PeSM5m

No.69597

>>69594

Brootal, give me advice sir. I am going to be falling for the bsc meme kek.

Anonymous

IN

FvZyJS

No.69598

>>69596

hello rv anon

UN

oh8fcg

No.69600

>>69595

IIT is just mental hospital with uggo looking students.

Anonymous

HR

cAINe3

No.69601

>>69544(OP)

the problem is you people are chronically online and you don’t want to switch tabs, you want to become it like the goyslop edition with endless streams of various bullshit, because you cannot switch tabs,

THIS IS NOT THE SOLUTION THAT UGLYNESS AND RETARDEDNESS SHOULD BE allowed,

this is a nice place you guys are not acting subhumans, he worked on it, (gayush)

would you let your “work” rot in shit? just because others yet don’t recognise it’s worth?

i’d fuck the guys who conspire against me. no homo.

UN

oh8fcg

No.69603

>>69598

I'm not.

UN

PeSM5m

No.69604

>>69600

Kek. Most IIT nigggers look dysgenic as fuck. They also have herd mentality. Don't want to be surrounded with them for 4 years. I'll rope.

Duck

IN

UUs9SS

No.69605

>>69593

All his children are abroad and don't want to come back.

UN

oh8fcg

No.69607

>>69601

>Yrrr paneer!

UN

PeSM5m

No.69608

>>69605

Get a degree, and go abroad for masters.

Anonymous

IN

FvZyJS

No.69609

>>69597

What can I tell kek, I am myself preparing for other Government and bank exams now, I did mba but it was online (big mistake, 0 value)

One thing i have noticed though is that most fags who end up taking bsc, bds, etc end up doing mba anyway, its much better to just do bba and then mba if that's your end goal

Duck

IN

UUs9SS

No.69610

>>69608

Don't want to waste this much money of parents for literally no reason.

Duck

IN

UUs9SS

No.69611

>>69601

Wasteful wordcelling.

There is not justification for having a one day timer for new users.

Duck

IN

UUs9SS

No.69614

>>69610

I did genuinely try to study for the meme exam with what attention I could give. But I quickly discovered that while I liked reading the books like physics galaxy or watching the lecture, the solving questions for practice or giving mock tests(most important thing) bores me. So basically it resulted in me "completely" the syllabus but no actual exercises properly practiced by the time January arrived.

UN

PeSM5m

No.69615

>>69610

You'll make the money back, if you work abroad. Plus your 6'0 and pahadi, so you could larp as med and land a snowbunny.

>>69611

Paneer is the average pajeet who likes to suck the cock of authority.

UN

oh8fcg

No.69617

>>69604

If I got a girlfriend in my tier 3 kallej than my life is worth it than any IITkaddu guy. One guy in /acd/ wrote beautifully on this. Also I don't want to live like cockroaches in NCR or Bhangilore.

Anonymous

IN

FvZyJS

No.69619

>>69615

>6'0

>claims to be trucel

>many such cases

Close enough, welcome back faizan mullah

UN

PeSM5m

No.69620

>>69609

What if you want to do bsc math, physics or cs? is there scope?

UN

PeSM5m

No.69621

>>69619

Most of this site is fakecel, me included.

Anonymous

IN

FvZyJS

No.69622

>>69605

They will definitely just sell it then and take the money, though if you do end up getting it , then you are one lucky faggot

Anonymous

HR

cAINe3

No.69623

>>69611

>one day timer?

?

Anonymous

IN

FvZyJS

No.69625

>>69620

>math & physics

yes, but the demand is too low, you might have to just become a teacher at the end

>cs

no

UN

PeSM5m

No.69626

>>69625

If I do bsc math/phys hons and then go abroad?

Anonymous

IN

TItuos

No.69627

>>69619

6'5 is the average height of bhach

Anonymous

ROJR

rmWJx1

No.69628

board is comfy

Anonymous

IN

TItuos

No.69629

>>69628

yaar dayu you finally show up huh

Anonymous

ROJR

rmWJx1

No.69631

>>69629

returning from office.

>>69628

tbh i didn't see most threads.

Anonymous

IN

TItuos

No.69633

>>69631

when do you plan on dropping new user limit and /int/ update this week?

MH

ngzWuC

No.69635

>>69582

try bitsat lel

UN

oh8fcg

No.69637

So Duck is DPSsissyanon? keke!

UN

PeSM5m

No.69638

>>69628

>>69631

absolute state kek

UN

mew+Md

No.69639

>>69631

are you yellow line by any chance, I think I saw you there?

UN

PeSM5m

No.69641

>>69639

yaar RV

Duck

IN

UUs9SS

No.69642

>>69628

What does "comfy" even mean to you btw.

UN

PeSM5m

No.69644

>>69642

If the board is inactive- comfy

If the board is active- VGH muh future xitter ripoff saar!

Duck

IN

UUs9SS

No.69645

>>69644

Brootal. Dyaush is on the level of people who call clean and organized places "westernized" and disorder and chao "culture saar".

Anonymous

ROJR

rmWJx1

No.69646

>>69633

Hoping for an update at all cost or atleast a preview of things to come. Following things are done and probably be out by this week

>custom css

>filters - flag / board / username / phrases / filenames

>different theme selection for different boards

>board selection - you can select which board you want in nav or not

>hidden posts and filter threads preview - very smooth now

>my threads / active threads / bookmarks section

All of the above are more or less done.

I have made some changes to rendering - templates used, users may feel the difference but it's a backend thing, update yet to be out.

I have to add few patches afterwards, then some tweaks to mod tools.

I will reduce the time cooldown limit but not before that.

/int/ after that. stats after that.

stats after that.

Archives separation after that

Index mode for boards after that.

Ig that's the summary for most of the operations.

UN

mew+Md

No.69648

>>69641

who?

UN

mew+Md

No.69649

stop shilling yourself faggot, nobody remembers your retarded remote view larp

UN

PeSM5m

No.69650

>>69646

What about the new user thing? That's the most important, everything else is worthless if you don't patch that.

UN

PeSM5m

No.69651

>>69648

Nvm sir. How did you know it was him?

Anonymous

ROJR

rmWJx1

No.69652

>>69646

forgot to mention that you can now just search through threads/posts in catalog atleast.

MH

ngzWuC

No.69653

>>69642

remember this anon: to dyaus, the board is comfy if the relative quality of posts is high, if something that makes him dwell for a moment and even comment upon. He prefers this even if the traffic is low. The target audience IS dyaus, he does it for himself and for himself primarily.

Anonymous

ROJR

rmWJx1

No.69654

>>69650

Already mentioned that it will be decreased.

UN

mew+Md

No.69655

>>69651

I saw the posts yesterday, with dyaysh using bhach, I think that fit with the person I saw, though only dyaush can confirm

UN

PeSM5m

No.69656

>>69556

>>69653

Yup. It's a fun internet project for him; not an internet community he is trying to nurture.

>>69654

>Decreased

Why does it exist in the first place? It's effectively killing the site.

UN

mew+Md

No.69657

>>69652

yaar satish when are you bringing back bookmarked post feature?

UN

PeSM5m

No.69658

>>69655

That's AI, to generate a steroetypical gujjew baniya. Doesn't mean much. You can find thousands of people who look like that.

Anonymous

ROJR

rmWJx1

No.69667

>>69642

Conversation is better among anons, though anons are yet to realize it.

Whenever new users flood, threads speed up but conversation level decreases to childish levels. It's very miserable experience.

Conversation is important. Cooldown act as a filter, i understand that it may also filter out many anons who want to be part of it. But there are choices for them too.

Most important is that probably in days i felt like i could move away from bhach, as in 'administer' aspects. I didn't check logs but i don't think mods had to do much either which is good.

A community which does need any top down governance is best. A see a glimpse of it. It's beautiful. Thank you sirs.

Anonymous

ROJR

rmWJx1

No.69668

>>69657

Sirs please read this >>69646

UN

PeSM5m

No.69675

>>69667

I can imagine dyaush typing this on his device as he sits like this on his bed.

ARYA

Hs3nwJ

No.69683

>>69675

You bet

Anonymous

ROJR

rmWJx1

No.69686

>>69675

kek

UN

PeSM5m

No.69689

>>69656

>>69556

Answer this dyaush. Why does the thing exist in the first place?

Anonymous

IN

kr6uSi

No.69696

>>69686

yaar satish, check my thread

https://bharatchan.com/board/b/thread/69268

also other anons check it, my chatgpt limit has still not replenished.

UN

PeSM5m

No.69697

>>69667

>A community which does need any top down governance is best. A see a glimpse of it. It's beautiful. Thank you sirs.

It doesn't need it since it's dead. You don't need to water a dead plant.

Anonymous

ROJR

rmWJx1

No.69703

>>69696

saw it kek

Anonymous

IN

TItuos

No.69705

>>69689

i think its to keep the yumyum guy and 4chan spammer at bay

UN

PeSM5m

No.69710

>>69705

Some other method should be there. You are doing more damage to the site than them, with this policy.

Anonymous

IN

ymEY9C

No.69712

Right now, for the first time since 4cuck died, there is activity. Is this filled with wagecucks that it only comes alive after 5-6pm?

Duck

IN

UUs9SS

No.69713

>>69667

Either website will get popular and will require lots of moderation or it will stay like this.

Any other possibility is retarded cope and delusion.

>good conversations

There are 4 people here. One of them is me and paneer, so I can assure you that aren't any good/comfy discussions happening here.

>It's very miserable experience.

Pajeets even made a caste system in imageboards somehow. The occasional emoji faggots, sariya typers and shit spammers were apparently so bad that you had to recreate Maria, Rose and Sheena.

At the end of the day, it's your website, your decisions, we can only argue like children to you.

Anonymous

IN

kr6uSi

No.69714

>>69712

i am a kalejfag, i would have been active on site in kalej too but my phone's screen broke and only half of it works now.

MH

ngzWuC

No.69715

>>69697

>>69656

he's tryning make a slate-star-codex of this site, but with the type of people that imageboards attract. Its pretty funny. Curious to see where this goes.

Anonymous

IN

ymEY9C

No.69716

>>69714

Website was pretty dead in afternoon.

Anonymous

IN

TItuos

No.69717

enough with the 5 guy meme. there def more than 10~15 guys in here.We can be sure when stats drops

Anonymous

IN

kr6uSi

No.69720

>>69716

because i woke up at 6pm

Anonymous

IN

ymEY9C

No.69721

>>69717

4-5 regular; with maybe 10-15 showing up once in a while.

>>69720

Based need chad. What time do you sleep?

UN

mew+Md

No.69727

>>69712

it will die off again, we always have 1 100+ replies thread a day (even yesterday)

How can you call this active when literally all the discussion since yesterday (including this) has been about 4chan hack and reopening int or user activity dying

This website should stay exactly like it was in afternoon, (You) should get a hobby

UN

PeSM5m

No.69728

>>69715

Kek. Ironically I used to read both gwern and slatestar codex and one point.

UN

PeSM5m

No.69729

>>69720

Same here kek

>>69721

I slept at 7:30 AM

Duck

IN

UUs9SS

No.69734

>>69713

>The occasional emoji faggots, sariya typers and shit spammers were apparently so bad that you had to recreate Maria, Rose and Sheena.

Also to further add, there is no "difference" between a retarded spam post and an intelligent well thought out post.

It only feels so because imageboard have 1000s of posts everyday, you read the good one's once in a while and feel that you gained some new perspective or knowledge.

But it is the same people making both type of posts. Every retarded spammer is an intelligent wise poster every thousandth post. Have enough of them and you will have a constant supply of good discussions.

Anonymous

IN

ymEY9C

No.69740

>>69727

Other threads are also semi active now

Anonymous

ROJR

rmWJx1

No.69741

>>69697

Back in my college days, my friends and i bought few plants, mostly to bring life to our gloomy lives. It did help honestly. I used to get up everyday, have that plant under the sun but remove it until it's too sunny outside. I would water it everyday - sometimes alternate. I would monitor its leaves, stem..sometimes take pics. It almost became my own way of daily ritual, a prayer was not complete until i had done this.

Over time some of the plants of friends died, one died because it was provided too much water, another died because of too much sun.

I who never took care of one plant in my life saw it, i saw the my plant when it grew, it bud and had beautiful flowers.

Most beautiful thing i witnessed was a bhavra and a bee, visiting those flowers everyday during one of the spring seasons. I do not know if they are the same but i saw them in later year too.

But eventually things start to go wrong, leaves starting crumbling...flowers were taking too much resources. One by one those fell, i had to cut those leaves myself. Eventually the plant i bought an year ago which had grown into a pretty big one with magnificent flowers we never expected or hoped for was crumbling apart - i had no choice but to take one of the small stem apart and place it separately within the pot.

I changed the soil, eventually the main plant died but the branch, the branch grew took a life of its own. Grew into a beautiful plant like its ancestor.

Like that over few years of my college days that plant went through the three 3 cycles of life. Eventually after college i tried to return it to the original nursery but it was closed so i gave it back to another nursery. Hmm.

Anonymous

ROJR

rmWJx1

No.69747

>>69712

>Is this filled with wagecucks that it only comes alive after 5-6pm?

Usually yes, this is what happens. 1 - 4 boards die.

It's mostly due to wagecucks and collegetards both. That's what whole india is sirs.

Anonymous

UN

/HrAsp

No.69749

>>69747

>collegetards

Jeeneetards ahh nomenclature

UN

mew+Md

No.69750

>>69740

no they aren't

Anonymous

IN

kr6uSi

No.69751

>>69741

man, this same stuff happened with one of my plants. I dont know its name but the OG plant got all big but eventually starting rotting and became all mushy while a new baby plant was coming out from that big plant.

Anonymous

IN

TItuos

No.69752

i kinda miss the kang threads now, atleast we had something going on back then

Anonymous

IN

kr6uSi

No.69754

>>69752

nIgger brain cant handle emptiness it seems, get off the reels zoomer

UN

mew+Md

No.69755

>>69752

i dont

Duck

IN

UUs9SS

No.69756

>>69741

Answer this

>>69713

Anonymous

ROJR

rmWJx1

No.69759

>>69751

Soil quality depletes, sometimes in bugs etc. start to eat the roots. Flowers take a lot of resources, they look good so you have to trade your choices.

MH

ngzWuC

No.69762

>>69741

I'm hopeful that this labour of yours shall bear fruit, but I'm not quiet sure it shall be exactly how you seem it to be....

Anonymous

IN

kr6uSi

No.69765

>>69759

I have noticed this a lot that these type of problems only occurs in plants that are in pots. We have small kyaari in front of our house and the plants grow much bigger with flowers there and we dont even have to water them often either or put compost or anything.

Anonymous

ROJR

rmWJx1

No.69768

>>69713

It's a commentary not a question.

Give me a bit of time sirs. I want to focus on updates.

After that rest will be taken care, even reducing the cooldown, i already mentioned here >>69646 but once again anons are allergic to reading.

Okay sirs. I have to go now. Carry on desu.

Based on the recent data, pph is around

Anonymous

IN

ymEY9C

No.69774

>>69750

Overboard se dekho na saar

Anonymous

ROJR

rmWJx1

No.69775

>>69762

It's probably better if i focus on the labour aspects. Rest eventually will take shape and let's see sirs.

>>69765

One of the important thing is to ensure water is sipping through the soil, especially no excess moisture, plastic pots are bad.

Anonymous

ROJR

rmWJx1

No.69779

>>69749

>Jeeneetards ahh nomenclature

>ahh

literally zoomer mod

well, zoomers will be our greatest generation

UN

mew+Md

No.69781

>>69768

>pph is around?

finish the sentence

ARYA

K//+BK

No.69821

>>69576

kal se bajra hai tu chutiye. imwf kidr aur jaake post kariyo

ARYA

K//+BK

No.69822

>>69646

Teri maa randi agar int board banaya toh

Anonymous

IN

kr6uSi

No.69823

>>69646

dont make an int board, it will be a daily humiliation ritual for self hating chakkas.

UN

HwzXMY

No.69835

>>69822

>>69823

crybabies belong in their white supremacy threads

Anonymous

IN

kr6uSi

No.69837

>>69835

you arent getting int chamar.

ARYA

K//+BK

No.69841

>>69835

crybabies belong in their white cuckolding threads

Anonymous

IN

qG+OE7

No.70004

>>69696

digits

Anonymous

IN

pKNBT0

No.70202

>>70004

>>69841

>>69837

>>69835

>>69823

>>69822

>>69821

>>69781

>>69779

>>69775

>>69774

>>69768

>>69765

>>69762

>>69759

>>69756

>>69754

>>69755

>>69752

>>69751

>>69750

>>69749

>>69747

>>69741

serial-balatkari

ARYA

geYDyE

No.70785

>>69544(OP)

mods are virgin incels, i will never forget them for removing an aunty nude on kama

fuck your vaishnava soyjeets ideology

Anonymous

IN

pNbsLZ

No.70789

>>70785

so you are the ones who posts those disgusting nudes?

Chhii yaar literal dehati

>muh vaishnav

Teri loose motion band ho uske baad baat kareo raw meat pootis shiller

Anonymous

IN

pNbsLZ

No.70815

>>70785

this is him btw