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GJ

42MbCK

No.71981

They found Aliens.

Anonymous

UN

PlQevx

No.71982

>>71981(OP)

What is the caste of these aliens

Anonymous

IN

0g09f6

No.71983

Ayylmaobros..our time has come

Anonymous

IN

F04u84

No.71985

>>71981(OP)

>aliens

it's just microbes tinier than sperm ,life is rare intelligent life is anomaly and exception

LD

c6lgGP

No.71986

>>71982

Out of earth = out of aryavarta. Mlechha

GJ

42MbCK

No.71987

>>71982

Definitely not chamar, cuz this planet is completely with ocean.

inne 5000 saal se paani piya hai

Anonymous

IN

OaqzBo

No.71988

>>71986

You are a muzzie yourslef.

or was that whole thread just a larp

GJ

42MbCK

No.71989

>>71985

Nibba you can't necessarily say that, it is possible that intelligent organisms live their too.

Anonymous

IN

F04u84

No.71990

>>71987

baba saheb ne desh bacha liya ,today one chappri baccha was screaming jai bhim on road ,slapped the shit out of that mf ,rote rote ghar gaya mai nikal liya metro se ghar

Anonymous

IN

OaqzBo

No.71991

>>71990

>and then everyone clapped

GJ

42MbCK

No.71992

>>71983

Confirmation of Alien life willl ass rape all Abrahamic religions.

Anonymous

IN

F04u84

No.71993

>>71989

>intelligent organisms

yeah primary intelligent organism like pigs or something , intelligent life beyond 20iq points and the one to create something meaningful is exceptionally rare

LD

c6lgGP

No.71994

>>71988

I am not that guy.

>muzzie

If born in indian caste then a muzzie isn't mlechha.

Anonymous

IN

F04u84

No.71995

>>71991

>you can't slap a 13 year old

waaah

ARYA

7/VnZI

No.71997

>INB4 '''''life'''' turns out to be 5 microbes in a trenchcoat.

Even if this is confirmed, the only people that are gonna care about this are sci-fiction writers.

GJ

42MbCK

No.71998

>>71993

>is exceptionally rare

yet we exist

Our own existence is proof that beings like us can exist.

And if universe is infinite anything is possible.

Duck

AP

XkOgvh

No.71999

Alien pussy yum yum

Anonymous

IN

ZZcfFi

No.72000

>>71982

Stop using mod tag

GJ

42MbCK

No.72001

It's funny how the recorded UFO sightings by US airforce got buried soon.

Anonymous

IN

F04u84

No.72003

>>71998

we are exceptionally rare yaar , our own creation is just a fluke ,a infinite no. of things need to go right for vertebrates to emerge and infinite square of that for intelligent vertebrates to emerge

Anonymous

IN

F04u84

No.72004

>>72001

>ufo sightings

those are skunk work projects

LD

c6lgGP

No.72005

>>72003

Niqgas talk about infinity as if its some natural number or shit

Anonymous

IN

+7xtUF

No.72006

>>71981(OP)

Anonymous

IN

F04u84

No.72007

>>72003

>planet has to be in solar zone

>planet has to be of a certain size

>planet has to have a big planet in his way which can thaw off asteroid and shit

>it has to be at a certain distance from neighbouring planets

>has to have a natural satellite not larger or smaller than moon

and this is just requirements for planet , requirements of reactions , enviornment,sun , atmosphere,etc I am not even taking them into consideration ,we will find a pig with mbbs degree before we find an intelligent life

LD

c6lgGP

No.72008

>>71997

>>71992

Even confirmation of microbes would be an another leap for our existence because then we will be out of "God"s favourite" delusion and all theism would reduce to mere schizo cult.

GJ

42MbCK

No.72009

>>72003

idk man, if you consider for a second just how vast the universe is, the chances are pretty huge.

Truth is this sort of thinking comes from ignorance and hubris, how many humans have left the LEO?

Thousands of years ago, humans in one country didn't know if humans across oceans existed.

Duck

AP

XkOgvh

No.72010

>>72008

Imagine if aliens arrive on earth and start making fun of humans for worshipping gods.

Anonymous

IN

F04u84

No.72011

>>72009

is it reddit? because twitter doesn't talks like this

GJ

42MbCK

No.72012

>>72008

Not really, only Abrahamic religions would get affected.

in Hinduism celestial beings other than Humans exist.

GJ

42MbCK

No.72013

>>72011

It's from xitter anon

LD

c6lgGP

No.72014

>>72010

Achha. Imagine picrel

GJ

42MbCK

No.72015

>>72010

Most likely they will have their own Gods and religion.

Idk why atheists think aliens will end religion, it will only add to it lmao.

Anonymous

IN

F04u84

No.72016

>>72013

I Need to follow good accounts then instead of hiphop nigg4rs

Anonymous

IN

IUcIF7

No.72017

>>71981(OP)

Outer space isn't even real kek

GJ

42MbCK

No.72018

>>72017

yaar

Duck

AP

XkOgvh

No.72019

>>72015

New religion then, old one's have too many contradictions about this

UN

71/sho

No.72020

>>71993

Nope. They aren't rare at all. They have been intervening in our affairs since time immemorial.

>>72003

Nothing is a fluke.

UN

71/sho

No.72021

>>72012

There are celestial beings in abrahmic religions as well. Neither Hinduism nor Abrahic Religions are "True" however.

ARYA

7/VnZI

No.72022

>>72008

>one thing religion did well

>'its le bad, mmkay? we are le insignificant'

this was already raped out of the conscious with the enlightenment and the fall of geocentrism. What results is in midwit plebbitoids going 'bro you know universe big bro, we so small bro, we are just a speck of dust in the cosmic pan dude'

actual fucking brainrot.

UN

71/sho

No.72024

>>72022

You aren't "God's" "favourite". You're cattle.

Anonymous

IN

IUcIF7

No.72025

>>72020

>>72022

both gods and outerspace are man made ideas

Anonymous

IN

F04u84

No.72026

>>72024

we are the only species which makes cuckold porn fuckoff

Anonymous

IN

F04u84

No.72027

>>72025

yaar

GJ

42MbCK

No.72028

UN

71/sho

No.72029

>>72026

Most porn, especially cuckold porn is a loosh farming technique.

UN

71/sho

No.72030

>>72024

At the end of the day, we are all God however. There is no other and there is no self. Hunter and prey are both one.

Anonymous

IN

IUcIF7

No.72031

>>72030

fellow egg theory enjoyer

UN

71/sho

No.72032

>>72031

Nah. Egg theory is kurgezatz goyslop

Duck

AP

XkOgvh

No.72034

>>72032

RV anon knows best

LD

c6lgGP

No.72035

>>72022

Calm down theist

UN

71/sho

No.72036

>>72034

Don't blindly accept whatever I say. I don't want to lead a pack of sheep.

UN

71/sho

No.72039

>>72037

Faith is for fools. I learned what I learned through experience and from the testimonies of others.

ARYA

7/VnZI

No.72040

>>72024

>>72025

In peace, the warlike man harms himself

>>72035

forgive my lack of faith, father anon!

Anonymous

IN

I3fYE7

No.72041

>>72036

Bro thinks he did something 😭😭

Sounds so corny kek

UN

71/sho

No.72042

>>72041

Sure.

Anonymous

IN

I3fYE7

No.72044

>>72042

nah but genuinely 😭

Anonymous

IN

I3fYE7

No.72045

>>72044

couldn't hold my discord personality, this post just brought it out, I am sorry RV kun

UN

71/sho

No.72046

>>72045

Sure discordfag kun

Anonymous

IN

I3fYE7

No.72047

>>72046

Out and Proud kek

most people here are from discord anyway

Anonymous

IN

I3fYE7

No.72048

>>72046

where did you come from by the way?

LD

c6lgGP

No.72050

I hijack this thread to talk about o

Prehistorics animals. Lets talk about how quetzalcoatlus can even fly with sucha large body

LD

c6lgGP

No.72051

And how abbos survived this

UN

71/sho

No.72052

>>72048

I came from 4chan /int/ in like late 2023. Someone used to spam it there.

LD

c6lgGP

No.72054

Also, this is the real size of a dire wolf. Do you think those headlines would survive this long or that they just turned their hairs white.

Anonymous

IN

I3fYE7

No.72055

>>72052

interesting

Anonymous

IN

I3fYE7

No.72056

>>72051

by being a human duh

Anonymous

IN

I3fYE7

No.72057

>>72050

>hollow bones

>huge wings

>power launch system

>huge muslces

>gliding

LD

c6lgGP

No.72059

>>72056

What kind of weapon can even hurt walking 20ft long crocodile

LD

c6lgGP

No.72060

>>72057

Its muscles would still be fuck ton heavy. Its wings aren't even that wide for its size

ARYA

7/VnZI

No.72061

>>72059

sharp stick

LD

c6lgGP

No.72064

>>72061

Crocodile skull is thick enough to tolerate even .22 bullet. No human had such poweful back then to hurt a crocodile 3x bigger than current.

Anonymous

IN

I3fYE7

No.72068

>>72064

there are many other ways of killing than hitting it in its toughest spot head on, a human brain is perfectly capable of finding them

Anonymous

ROJR

uEzFul

No.72070

>>71981(OP)

>just 124 light years away

>mfw fastest object by made by humans is parker solar proble

>even with that it would take 200,000 years to reach there

Even if we send all sorts of EM waves to that planet it will take 124 years to reach there - though no point cuz microbial life at best.

Grim yaaroon

Though i think we will find microbial life outside earth in our own solar system. Just wait for saturn and jupiter moons exploration to begin.

Who knows maybe those tunnels in mars might have something desu.

Anonymous

ROJR

uEzFul

No.72071

good thing is that if something like this is just 124 light years away imagine the chances in just this galaxy spanning 100k light years in dia.

Duck

AP

CMxoRb

No.72072

>>72070

Maybe they can build something faster. Light speed is not supposed to be crossed or even reached...but maybe, I hope

Duck

AP

CMxoRb

No.72073

I feel something will happen in next 5 years. Something corona types big

Anonymous

ROJR

uEzFul

No.72074

>>72073

brootal yaaar

>mfw we are almost half a decade into 2020s

it doesn't feel like 5 years have gone past

5 more years and we are in 2030s.

2010s was 15 years ago. Decade felt so longer back in the day desu.

Duck

AP

CMxoRb

No.72076

>>72074

>>72074

>Decade felt so longer back in the day desu.

Reason:https://bharatchan.com/board/yoga/thread/443#post-459

Also read the article btw, doesn't say that much but still pretty interesting

Anonymous

ROJR

uEzFul

No.72077

>>72072

There's a project - atleast was named breakthrough starshot which had goal of reaching nearby star in 20 years using solar sails - this tech is pretty vividly depicted in avatar 2 and also i think avatar 1 movie.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breakthrough_Starshot

>Breakthrough Starshot is a research and engineering project by the Breakthrough Initiatives to develop a proof-of-concept fleet of light sail interstellar probes named Starchip,[1] to be capable of making the journey to the Alpha Centauri star system 4.34 light-years away. It was founded in 2016 by Yuri Milner, Stephen Hawking, and Mark Zuckerberg.[2][3]

>A flyby mission has been proposed to Proxima Centauri b, an Earth-sized exoplanet in the habitable zone of its host star, Proxima Centauri, in the Alpha Centauri system.[4] At a speed between 15% and 20% of the speed of light,[5][6][7][8] it would take between 20 and 30 years to complete the journey, and approximately 4 years for a return message from the starship to Earth.

Japanese demonstrated solar sail technology back in 2010s https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IKAROS

Anonymous

ROJR

uEzFul

No.72078

>>72076

interesting i will check it out. thanks.

Anonymous

ROJR

uEzFul

No.72079

>>72077

avatar 2

LD

c6lgGP

No.72080

>>72068

Nope. There was nothing simply strong enough to penetrate crocodile scales. Maybe they used pit traps and just let it die there. The only probable. Bit those pits have to be like several meters deep to work. Imagine how much time it would take them. Without iron tools.

Duck

AP

CMxoRb

No.72081

>>72077

Hope they figure something out with this, or maybe the AI shills will turn out to be right and AI comes up with something.

Anonymous

IN

gIDGs6

No.72103

>>71981(OP)

>yo the found some algae tinier than your micro penis on some planet named k-boom-trash-5431

redditors: Ooooohhh it's a great discovery,fuck trump ,fuck theists ,oooooooo this provess we aren't gods favourite oooooooop this is something,ooooo such exciting times

Anonymous

IN

gIDGs6

No.72104

>>72081

yeah suppoose we find something significant then what (by the way I am a nigger) ? gaand mai lega microbial alien fungus ko ?

Anonymous

IN

ERlE03

No.72105

vghh alien pussy, human pussy se to man bhar gya yaaron itna coom krlia