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Anonymous

IN

Uj9ZpS

No.82550

Locals were in on it yaaron.

Don't let the media fool you!

This video is going viral in our WhatsApp groups.

Here, have a look.

>Tourist pyaara was excited about getting his first ropeway ride.

>The ropeway operator heard a few gunshots but the tourist guy was clearly unaware about it. The operator chanted allahu akbar a few times and pushed the tourist guy to his death.

Very sad and depressing stuff yaaron.

Anonymous

IN

PHwSTo

No.82551

>>82550(OP)

>This video is going viral in our WhatsApp groups

>Believes whatsapp bait

ngmi

Saying "Allahu akbar" isn't much different than saying "jai bajrangbali".

It might me that operator's ritual, to make sure the guy slides well.

Why tf would a terrorist openly say something which would get him caught? He isn't blind to not notice his go-pro

(Surya Prakash Oil has poured down katua's rectum for this post )

Anonymous

UN

PkHjGE

No.82552

>>82550(OP)

Did vidrel guy die?

Anonymous

IN

Uj9ZpS

No.82553

>>82551

Mulla spotted yaaron.

Maaro saale ko.

Anonymous

UN

tz19wJ

No.82554

>>82550(OP)

Fuck man you can see the people die all around him.

Anonymous

IN

Uj9ZpS

No.82555

>>82552

He most likely did. There's no one at the end of the zipline to help him get out of it as they all already ran away :(

Anonymous

IN

PHwSTo

No.82556

>>82553

No logical arguments in BhaCh yaar

Duck

IN

TFkDqb

No.82557

>>82551

Achha. Say that when the Muslim hunt happens.

Anonymous

IN

eAIVFX

No.82559

>>82550(OP)

sorry but his woo when people are literally dying is funny 😭😭

RJ

VfPjIY

No.82560

>>82559

Pajeet levels of awareness

IN

ke5+TL

No.82561

>>82552

The guy's name is Rishi Bhatt, and he survived, he didn't realise that attack was happening until the end of that ride.

He is on TV news media, giving interviews, the operator guy saying Allah hu akbar has been detained by NIA, confirmed by journalists.

IN

ke5+TL

No.82565

>>82554

yes, as I said earlier this attack is the most BROOTAL once since 26/11, even though the objective number of the dead is less.

According to this guy, some terrorists were firing from behind bushes and two of them were going around asking religion and then shooting the victims.

Anonymous

IN

63qFu5

No.82566

>>82550(OP)

i have been to kashmir and am telling you from first hand experience they dislike indian army, the boatman called them "chote akbar" and all sorts of sarcastic sentences

only thing that was stopping them from open hate was the money coming from tourism (literally every tourist spot costs atleast 4-5k per person in kashmir, even that pony ride uphill where they got killed cost 4k per person which is written on board of state govt tourism, if you don;t see the board they charge 6-7k per person)

they know how to sweet talk and good hospitality but at the same time if it was not the money they don't care about people (they call us indians, as if they aren't in india)

Anonymous

UN

PkHjGE

No.82570

How to get a gun license sirs?

Anonymous

IN

NjQHs/

No.82576

>>82570

With a license you'll get either a revolver/pistol/2 nali waali shotgun, none of which are sufficient against AK. Full auto can only be fought with full auto

And you don't need a license for that since it is illegal anyway, costs like 3lakhs from what I've heard

Anonymous

UN

PkHjGE

No.82581

>>82576

If you have a good aim then you can trvst pistols. Anyways I think I should get one for. Yk. Jeetland isn't safe anyways.

And I believe more people should obtain such licenses. Imagine if even 10-15 out of the gazlion guys in vidrel had guns even pistols.

Anonymous

IN

02d/yc

No.82589

>>82550(OP)

Probably realised those sounds

Its been six days only if Chuds held the govt. accountable also and had they questioned as they analyze everything

This country's war experts are right wingers

Never doubt them, they all been in all wars even fought auranzeb

inb4 pappu bhkat

T3ri maa ko puch tum jaisse nahi hun ki har baat pe apni political arguments satisfy karun

Anonymous

IN

8Rulpt

No.82603

>>82589

This,its eerie that no one is questioning the gobermint incompetency and absolute state of our security apparatus

IN

ke5+TL

No.82619

>>82550(OP)

Brehs....

Did you guys notice he said Allah hu Akbar before the first shot was fired?

Anonymous

IN

Uj9ZpS

No.82626

>>82619

He obviously knew what was about to unfold. TKD is the only solution.

RJ

VfPjIY

No.82628

>>82566

>pony ride uphill where they got killed cost 4k per person

>4k per person

Get 5 people up and down in a day

Work 5 days a week because one day is to fuck Fatima and another is to fap to Aisha

455k =1 lakh INR a week.

4 lakh a month.

A ponywala in Cuckmir is earning more than top level enginigs or managers in pajeetland.

No wonder they call us Pajeet and think they will be alright if they separate from us huh.

RJ

VfPjIY

No.82631

>>82570

>>82576

Just find a bhaiyye working at an INSAS factory to steal parts for you and put it together for a few lakhs.

AK equivalent.

DL

KlWgfh

No.82632

>>82628

Explain that icon after jaggu

DL

KlWgfh

No.82635

>>82550(OP)

Yaar kya awareness hai iski. People are literally running for their life as he "woooo"

Anonymous

IN

Uj9ZpS

No.82658

>>82635

tbh I would've bailed the moment the zipline operator said allahu akbar

Anonymous

IN

GgdnRG

No.82661

>>82628

Arey lodu ghodo ko tera baap khana khilayega?

RJ

VfPjIY

No.82667

>>82661

Horses don't eat gold nuggets shat out by your dad anon.

They eat grass, and sometimes stuff like chana, daal, etc.

Let's say they are special.

Still he will be spending like one lakh a month or so.

That's 2 to 3 lakhs in hand at the end of month.

Anonymous

IN

GgdnRG

No.82673

>>82667

genuine question how did you arrive at the 1 lakh/week figure

UN

BlXk4Q

No.82683

>>82551

Nice bait kek.

>>82560

>>82559

>>82635

Kek this. Absolute state of pajeet awareness.

RJ

VfPjIY

No.82705

>>82673

4000 per person, that guy said.

Let's say there are other people doing the same thing and limited time to go up and down.

So I assumed 5 trips a day, also assuming maybe some happen together with two horses.

So that's 5*4000 = 20k a day.

Then I assumed 5 days to be conservative.

And if you remember elementary maths

20k*5 will be 100k, or one lakh a week.

Anonymous

IN

chzLYY

No.82716

>>82705

nope 4000 is for round trip, usually these trips can be 4-5 hours so 1 or maximum 2 trips

lets just take the average as 1.5

1.540005 = 30000

*4 = 120000

Now this is when we are generous and in the season where torists and pony availability is even there (April to October)

pony feed = 10000

vet care and grooming = 1000-200

Handler/Assistant if any = 8000-900

licenses/fees/bribes = 2k-3k

Gear maintenance= 1k-2k

so around 20-30k monthly

in a business where the working days are already very less, way off your figure of 4 lakh/m kek

RJ

VfPjIY

No.82781

>>82716

Okay, fair assessment.

Anonymous

IN

CQvsWa

No.82997

>>82550(OP)

But he is acting so unfazed yaar as if it is a regular day at his boring job. Perhaps he said it just as a prayer for a safe zipline ride.

Anonymous

IN

+zJlIY

No.83064

>>82550(OP)

that operator doesn't know about the terrorists yaar. He is not staring at them, he turned his face.

This guy >>82551 is telling the truth.

Anonymous

IN

I4orDh

No.83068

>>82550(OP)

I am going to hell but I laughed when the black tshirt guy fall

First I thought he was shot but he just slipped nothing more

And yes allah hu akbar is just like saying god the almighty bhagwaan ki jay ho

Stop stereotype people

Anonymous

IN

+zJlIY

No.83071

>>83068

obviously he slipped

Anonymous

IN

FKQmtp

No.83072

>>82550(OP)

International twitter is laughing at him for going "wooooo" as people die around him and rightfully so

Anonymous

IN

PDfWiY

No.83073

>>83068

he fell backwards though, if he slipped then he would fall towards forward (face first)

Total 4cuck death

AP

qKT1Q5

No.83074

>>82550(OP)

I. HAD. ENOUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

HINDU BHAIYO SASTRA UTA LO AUR EK EK MULLO KO KAT DALO

JO NA KATE VO ANTI NATIONALIST

Anonymous

MP

I4orDh

No.83075

>>83073

So he can’t slipped backwards?

Anonymous

IN

PDfWiY

No.83076

>>83075

lower probability

Anonymous

IN

+zJlIY

No.83077

>>83074

terrorists killed her husband. Look how chill she is because she is upper (indian).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyjdkM94ht0[embed]

thats how you should be as well.

Anonymous

IN

PDfWiY

No.83083

>>83077

mogger son yAAR

Anonymous

IN

+zJlIY

No.83086

>>83083

sindhi hai

Anonymous

IN

PDfWiY

No.83087

the son is literally smiling while talking, something is sus about them

Anonymous

MP

I4orDh

No.83098

>>83083

Sahi bola

The women is very brave

Anonymous

IN

+zJlIY

No.83103

>>83077

@ 16:50 she is even praising the local muslim. What an absolute queen yaar.

Anonymous

IN

fHG8PF

No.83112

>>83072

Yaaar it's kinda funny how he was like.

>Wooooo, yeah baby! Lesgoooo!

While people are dropping like flies left and right.

Truly, life imitates art.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZCivSD7-rM[embed]

Someone will eventually add the fly me to the moon remix from squid game to the Kashmir zipline clip...

Anonymous

UN

PkHjGE

No.83116

>>83112

>Fly me to the moon

Anonymous

IN

fHG8PF

No.83118

>>83116

Chudpyaara

IN

ke5+TL

No.83120

>>82997

>>83064

Nope, the rishi guy told that operator didn't say allah hu akbar in previous 10 turns

so he definitely wasn't praying

Anonymous

IN

vK8P+W

No.83122

>>83118

/ourincel/

Anonymous

IN

+zJlIY

No.83126

>>83116

ye (bch) chad konse angle se lagta hai yaar.

looksmax.org pe isse 3/10 se zyadaa rating nahi milegi.

Jo ladka iss >>83077 video mein hai woh isse aaram se mog kar rha hai.

Anonymous

IN

+zJlIY

No.83128

>>83120

maybe rishi didn't heards hims yaar.

Just look at the operator, he isn't even focused and literally turned around after pushing him.

Anonymous

IN

+zJlIY

No.83130

>>83120

i think the operator was thinking that military was artillery shelling somewhere nearby, so he was praying for the dead.

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