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Anonymous

IN

CRriIK

No.91484

Tomorrow, I'm going to have sex for the first time in my life. What should I keep in mind, and how can I do my best? Also, should I take Viagra?

Anonymous

IN

QyIlYb

No.91634

Anyone

serial-balatkari

ARYA

bi9ltO

No.91650

>>91484(OP)

what do you wanna hear man, good luck i guess. try to have multiple orgasm....

after first porgasm,. just cuddle and slowly drift that cuddle session into second sex session....

Till we meet again, and hopefully that time i shall address you as SexHaver

Anonymous

IN

2S2An8

No.91658

>>91650

Pajeet wants to humiliate incels here,that is the only purpose of his post

RKB

IN

QuNglj

No.91724

>>91484(OP)

>should I take Viagra

yes

also go directly to vagina while making out, women like dominant men

Anonymous

IN

AyDGiu

No.91731

>>91484(OP)

Buy desensitising dick spray and use it before fucking the pajeeta.

You will last 20 minutes and wreck her holes.

Anonymous

IN

weJZnd

No.91776

>>91484(OP)

Namaste chad, more importantly tell me how to convince a girl to have sex.

Anonymous

IN

TqaSWv

No.92037

>make sure she is fully wet before doing it

>don't be a mechanic only focusing on techniques, don't be an animal ravaging her, just be something in the middle and trust your desire to guide you

>Don't think about underperforming or being insecure about your dick, don't think you are a casanova, make sure your mind is empty from these thoughts otherwise you would definitely fuck up

>remember to enjoy yourself too and DON'T make it about her pleasure only, think about your satisfaction too

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

c/QRkF

No.92049

>>91484(OP)

>Viagra

Don't ruin your dick before you even have a chance to use it

Look up how to eat pussy, watch how lesbians do it.

Do this before you fuck.

And do slow controlled breathing without her noticing.

A bit too late but you should have worked out and trained months before this.

t. Fucked for 5 hours and humped for 1.5 hours straight till she passed out when I first had sex.

ARYA

VcXP7S

No.92053

>>91484(OP)

test

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

c/QRkF

No.92054

>>92037

Good advice

The best advice is to read the room and try to adapt to how she reacts and feels rather than do a mechanical procedure.

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

c/QRkF

No.92055

>>92053

Samefag

Anonymous

IN

Riuk94

No.92340

>>92049

When I do hasthmaithun I hardly last 1-2 mins

Anonymous

IN

lrYcb/

No.92343

>>92049

bhach larpers are too funny kek

UN

mTP4lm

No.92345

>>92049

>t. Fucked for 5 hours and humped for 1.5 hours straight till she passed out when I first had sex

Atleast try toh karo sir

Anonymous

ARYA

BZWOnh

No.92346

>>91484(OP)

Just have fun OP, and I hope you know how to use condoms. Learning you got a bitch pregnant is quite an experience that you don't wish to have lmao. Worry less about how you do, worry more about what you want to do. Have fun.

Anonymous

ARYA

BZWOnh

No.92347

>>92049

>Watch how lesbians do it

>Watch women who do their best to imitate men

>5 hours

Sir, try toh karo thoda atleast.

Anonymous

ARYA

BZWOnh

No.92350

>>92037

The only good advice in this thread, everyone else are virgins larping. It is as simple as having fun and making sure she is having fun, it ain't that complicated.

Anonymous

UN

EQ2k5A

No.92355

>>91484(OP)

first time is always messy no matter what you do, depends on the girl as well

fortunately mine was with this top tier bangalan straight out of gangs of wasseypur, bitch made it a lot better

dehatan hai to khud hi hilale

DL

bafHWR

No.92359

>>91484(OP)

Undress her as soon as you enter the room.

Suck her lips till bleeding while gripping her boobas like you found a 50 lakh worth gold.

Through her on bed. Kiss her all over. Start with some fingers. She will do some nay nay but don't listen. Thats a trap by jews to keep you virgin incel. Rape her that her moans could be heard from other side of the wall. First time youll coom fast. Then move onto kissing and cuddling and telling her to stfu. Then start sexxing her again with various poses. This time youll last longer. But doesn't matter. Every time you drip down. Cuddle her and watch some porn that makes you hard on the other hand. Sexx her again

Thanks me later.

Pajaat saab

ROJR

McpA+y

No.92785

>>91484(OP)

Jerk off once before leaving coz 1st time you wont be able to control it properly.

Go to medical and buy 5MG TADAFIL 100 for 4 tabs on very light stomach and dont eat much,it will help you stay hard even if you r a little nervous.

Foreplay ,foreplay foreplay.

Aur gehri saans lete rehne or last me cuddling zaroor krlena

Anonymous

IN

8hocCp

No.92786

>>92785

>Jerk off once before leaving coz 1st time you wont be able to control it properly.

the nut wouldn't be as intense and you wouldn't really enjoy it. don't be a gynocentric woman pleaser.

Anonymous

IN

8hocCp

No.92790

>>92049

>going down on a girl you are having sex with for the first time

first of all going down is cucked and second of all it's disgusting