/meta/ - Meta

You will never be a real imageboard. You have no memes, you have no culture, you have no anonymity. You are a discord server twisted by zoomers and tripfaggers into a crude mockery of internet perfection.

All the “greentexts” you get are unfunny and half-assed. Behind your back anons mock you. Other boards are disgusted and ashamed of you, 4channers laugh at your clownish state behind closed doors.

Normies are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of facebookification have allowed normies to sniff out freaks with incredible efficiency. Even NEETs who “fit in” feel creepy and abnormal to a normie. Your front page is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a fagbooker to log in to you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your non-existent /a/ board.

You will never be funny. You wrench out a irrelevant thread every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be bumplocked, but deep inside you feel the inactivity creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable despair.

Eventually it’ll be too expensive to bear - you’ll redirect to GoDaddy, shut down the site, sell the domain, and unplug the server. Your users will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to log in with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll archive you in the wayback machine marked with your geolocked CloudFlare error page, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a tripfagger circlejerk is buried there. Your storage will decay and go back to the ones and zeroes, and all that will remain of your legacy is a 'board that is unmistakably coal.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

(SHIT SPAMMER BTW)

>t. Poo spammer

>>1157(OP)

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