/adv/ - Advice

Hello fellow Advise Adivasis

I'll be checking this thread once in a while.

Feel free to ask about stuff you think I can help you with.

Here are some topics I think I have more knowledge than the average bhchie:

- Preparing for an MBA

- Scamming your way into a jaab

- Getting two girlfriends

- Learning Japanese or languages in general

- International travel and tourism on budget

- Freelancing with irrelevant skills

- Using ChatGPT to get interviews and cheat in interviews

- Developing a social life

- Seeing ghosts and shit

Well, feel free to ask about other stuff too.

It's not over for most of you. A good chunk of you are just brainwashed into thinking you're losers.

>>203

Nope

>>202(OP)

Cheat in interviews and mba wla batao boss

Write about them all extensively so we all can learn from them pyare

Two girlfriendsss wala plz

Yaar motivanon, I want you to btfo all the points in picrel

How do o start studying? I always get into the nihilistic state that “nothing matters we’re gonna die soon” bs. My most important exam is cuming up and here I’m beating my meat off

>>205

>scamming your way into a jaab

Okay, so the idea is to at least be somewhat competent, and somewhat lucky to get your foot in.

It is difficult to cheat in something like coding interviews or such, but you can easily fake experience and knowledge in things such as market research.

>>205

>>207

>cheat interviews

Okay, so when you apply for an MBA, you basically have to write long essays that summarise your entire life history. And if anything is left, you have to write details such as your life history from your 1st grade to 12th, to any and all degrees you did, and at least the last 5 positions you have held while working.

The idea is that you feed this very personal information to (((ChatGPT))) and then ask it to ask you several questions about what you can write for the essays or when you might asked for interviews.

You then give a lot of information about your life experiences to ChatGPT, and make it pick and choose some good ones.

You ultimately want to paint yourself in a good light.

When you finally get to the interview, ask it to help you with it too.

Get some questions in advance with some suggestions on what answers to give.

And also say that you will type parts of questions they are asking, and it should generate a response for you.

Again, it's something only possible when you are doing an online inerview and are at least somewhat competent.

So for example, normally it might take you like 5 minutes to think of some good points to tell about your experience and do your self PR. But with ChatGPT, you can just look at the screen, reword the question as you type it out discreetly, and then say what comes on the screen naturally.

It's not rocket science. But questions like

1. Tell us why do you want to join our school specifically?

2. You might have done some cost benefit analysis with regards to the time and money you will be putting into this program, tell me about your thought process for choosing this?

3. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

4. Tell us about a situation where you handled a conflict in your team or demonstrated leadership capability?

Even if you cannot come up with anything ask ChatGPT (ahead of time) to give alternate questions that can let you recall or cook up some story.

>>206

Depends on my mood man. I don't like the low energy of this place.

>>211

Yaar faggotjeet, go mind your business in kama or something. This is adivasi board.

>>209

>>210

This will take some time.

>>212

Anon, see. Ask yourself, what is stopping you from studying?

You have several distractions with you right now.

Maybe it's the easy access to porn

Maybe it's the dancing girls on your IG

Maybe it's the clutter in your room and on your table that's making you distracted.

It is futile to deal with it all at once, but try to list out roughly 10 such items, and from those 10, see what are 2 things having the most impact which are fucking you up. Clean up those things.

For example, clean up your desk, or make your phone boring to use or add extra steps to access porn so you are annoyed and reminded to go stooodyyy.

Second, you know it is not just about distractions. Kids like you these days need pomodoro and all kinds of memes to study because you have fucked up your attention span.

So, what you must do is, bore yourself to death.

Stare at a fucking wall until the idea of just opening the book feels more interesting than staring at the wall.

Feel distracted? Go stare at the wall until you feel the urge to read a few lines.

Feel distracted agian? Stare at the wall until reading further is more interesting.

Want to see hot pajeetas again? Stare at the wall until studying feels like a viable way to get hot pajeetas.

See anon, what took several months and years to fuck up won't be fixed overnight with simple advices.

You have built these habits over the years.

It will take you at least a few months of painful and conscious effort to fix them somewhat.

>>215

Kino answer man. I’ll definitely do what you’re saying. Will update if things get better. Thanks 🙏

>>210

>Woman out there for everybody.

Let's be real. There are millions of women. Almost as many women as there are men.

The problem is not that there are no women for anybody, but that society has been brainwashed.

>being ugly

Try to fix it as much as possible. No way around it.

Even the gods don't appear as ugly beings except to test people who become too proud.

You guys already know 69 ways to lookmax or whatever you call it these days. Start by getting enough sleep.

>validation from the best man

This is true, but remember, best is very subjective.

You don't have to be the very best in the world.

Sometimes just being the only guy who bathes in a group full of JNU Biharis is enough to get attention of girls.

>comparing.

Comparison is the thief of joy. You need to find somebody who understands this and would be happy with your own little lives.

Again, those are very overarching statements, and not true for 100% of the population of women.

>Women don't care Chad is dating

This seems to be true for some women. But for most women, it's a dealbreaker if you are already in a relationship

But

>Women are attracted to men already in a relationship

This is true, and not because they know that the man is in a relationship.

There are ways you can emulate this for yourself too.

Pretty easy.

1. Assume you have a 10/10 goddess girlfriend. (Even if you don't)

2. Change your behaviour and personality to how you would act and behave if you had a 10/10 goddess girlfriend.

3. Own this new personality and keep it on all times when you talk with girls.

4. All of a sudden, girls will start showing interest in you.

The reason it works is that you stop behaving needy and thirsty.

When you radiate confidence and act like you are high status, other people want to be around you or under you in hopes that some of your energy rubs onto them.

This is also why women are already attracted to men who are taken. Because they have been selected and vetted by other girls as somebody who is safe and desirable, but also because they start acting the part.

The behaviour sells the man, not the label.

>All women are bisexual

True to some extent, and they don't see it the same way as men do.

Mind you, this does not extend their mercy to men. If you want to be a bottom even in heterosexual sex, it would be a turnoff for most.

I'll continue later.

Also motivationanon, what do I do of my short height? I’m 5’7 which you might call okay ish height but foids care too much about the height. A 4’11 slut called me short and mockingly said “we’re the same height”. Brutal. And everywhere I go i see short men being mocked to death. It’s so sad and pathetic and makes me wanna go ER

>>219

That's hopepill

>>220

Blackpill is killing you all.

>>202(OP)

How to complete 3 semester bca syllabus in 2 months?

>>223

what do you think he is going to give you? a magic pill? just work hard every day, that's it.

>>224

There is lots of unnecessary time wasting shit sometimes what one doesn't need to grind. And there are somethings that helps with everything else.

>>218

>what do I do of my short height

You just live with it

Are you retarded or what?

I am 5'7" and only you, random zoom zooms on the internet ever bring it up.

tf you want? If it's that important, why don't you break your legs, lose your muscles and flexbility, become weaker, and make being 6 feet your entire personality if you are that much of a retard.

Even that won't guarantee you anything except more inconvenience in life. You realise that?

>4'11 girl said this and that

Your fault for being so weak that she was able to bully you like that and that she did not imagine all kinds of wild sex with you.

>>223

First, study your question paper pattern.

Write down the topic (or the question if you are so hopeless that you cannot even get the keywords)

See what appears most often, or what is almost always optional

Are you in IGNOU?

If yes, you can get away with studying only 50% of the units.

Usually the first unit in the subject is useless, and you can skip at least one book from the remaining 3-4.

Even among those, you don't have to study everything. Apply the 20-80 rule.

80% of question paper will consist of only 20% topics.

Even among those 20% topics that remain after all this culling, you don't need to study all of them, only a few topics 'good enough' to "just pass" the exam.

If you are really hopeless and think it's over, just start making chits already. You have some time so you might as well use them as flashcards, and if all else fails, use them as cheating material.

Print out the important stuff in your admit card, the instructions are the safest place to hide cheating material because nobody ever reads them and nobody will get suspicious of you just checking your admit card.

>>224

>magic pill

That's the problem man.

The magic pill is to just get shit done but these guys don't understand.

>>202(OP)

>International travel and tourism on budget

- Freelancing with irrelevant skills

Ye do bata de bhai I'm sorted

>>228

>International travel and tourism on budget

Well, let's get the most important things out of the way

1. Be a man

2. Don't be a coward

3. Learn to develop your intuition and avoid trouble

Those are the three most important things.

Why is that important? Because well, it's not ideal to expose yourself to risk as a woman. Men usually don't get raped or molested. When you are a coward you are busy being a pussy and lose out on good experiences. And when you develop a gut feeling of where to go and what to avoid, you can avoid getting killed or robbed.

With that out of the way, there are many budget countries you can visit, usually the highest cost is just the flight tickets.

You can try:

1. Vietnam, extremely cheap food and stay.

2. Uzbekistan, cheap food and stay.

3. Kazakhstan, not that cheap, but still managable.

and so on.

For a week you will need about 30-50k INR, including flight tickets.

Japan trip for a week costs around 1.7 lakhs btw. Flight tickets were 55k, and hostel stays were like 1800 INR a night. Dinners were about 1500 INR a meal. Metro tickets were around 800 to 1500 INR per ticket. Fill in the rest with your imagination.

The idea is to plan every single day, at least 60% of it.

So you know:

1. Where you will stay.

2. By when you have to check in

3. If you are in a place where you can haggle or stay at a local's place out of kindness

4. By when you have to get to certain locations

5. What mode of transport you will use and how much it costs

6. If you are booking any tickets in advance.

I am not a bar or pub kind of person, so most activities I was into were either free or low cost such as visiting parks, temples, museums, monuments, bookshops etc.

Also, since you are a man, you can probably make do in just 2 to 3 sets of outfit depending on the season, along with change of underwear (don't miss this unless you want infections!)

>Freelancing

Tbh, the era of freelancing might be soon over.

Nevertheless, think of what you can do.

People usually need websites, or want to update websites or need content. So there are several freelancers who work on those areas.

In the first place, you would need to set up a server for a website. So there are freelancers who specialise in just setting up servers with linux installations at optimal cost.

Then there are issues of making a sales funnel and tracking conversion rates, which is basically web design with some sales knowledge.

Things such as translation, graphic design, content writing are very competitive and largely irrelevant due to AI. So don't bother with them unless you can offer them as a part of a bigger offering.

You might want to focus on AI, mainly in deploying models or training them, or doing prompt engineering with existing models, along with how to manage tokens and API requests. A lot of people want to make their own AI powered startup now that a lot of tools are available.

You would also want to focus on a particular type of client such as only real estate agents or only restaurants for a while.

Normally people go on Fiverr to get clients, but it's very competitive. You would have to struggle with LinkedIn groups and such for a while until you can get word of mouth referrals.

Also keep in mind, freelancing is not stable, you are no different than a tihari mazdoor when freelancing. kek

Hope that helps

>>217

>I'll continue later.

Not feeling like it.

What's the use of it when Broken Chamar will just breed with a tribaljeeta and make more pigeon murdering scampjeetlets.

Anyways, the image contains a lot of half truths. Use your own discretion and figure it out.

>>232

>troonjeet

You are a literal faggot here who seethes at the existence of women and glorifies being a low T bottom.

Who are you even bullying when you cannot even see your face in the mirror?

>>227

>pyq

Noted. But is there any specific i shoul ace ?

And what to do about the checker niqqers? I legit wrote 70% correct answers in some exams but them niqqers give me not even 50% and even failed some.something i studied to the teeth and wrote 95% correct, they gave me fucking 60 marks for that. Atp i am more concerned of their checking tha exams. Can't obviously reevaluate every exam, thats expensive.

thanks motivanon san for making this thread, dont listen and let these other jeets get to you

MTanon I have coomer problem. Internally I'm feeling like I want to be happy not horny but my longhoused loneliness is fooking me up. I need help to change my mindset.

>>237

>is there any specific i shoul ace ?

Just start making flashcards to past 5-7 year question paper questions. You have to copy the diagrams, formulae, and some bullet points anyways.

And yes, that's how professors check copies. So make sure to underline and highlight the keywords. They will not be reading paragraphs.

You can literally write ananas dayush Bharatchan lungoot in between and they wouldn't notice.

>>241

Thanks anon

>>248

Well, cooming is a complicated problem. Something that became a habit in many years won't go away within days. You have to consciously work on it unfortunately.

Start by replacing your idle time wasting activities with something productive.

You probably have a certain time of the day when you do the deed. So set an alarm half an hour before that time, and use that time to exercise - work out, do yoga, pranayama, wim hof, whatever you like.

The long term solution is to meditate, figure out what is bothering you and slowly work on resolving it. Are you doing it to avoid loneliness? To escape your current situation? To live in the delusion of the digital succubus demanding daily tribute of semen?

Whatever it is, you need to make a long term plan to overcome it while also working on avoiding the habit.

Think about all the things you could have done instead of just cooooming to hot Pajeetas on the अंतरजाल

>>251

Anon I use strict rules and blockers for Internet and doesn't even watch porn but yesterday I coomed to a bikini gorimem while watching The Big Short movie. That moment feels like impossible to control urges and I coomed at the end and breaking streak of 13 days.

>Think about all the things you could have done instead of just cooooming to hot Pajeetas on the अंतरजाल

Yeah maybe if I'm not a chronic coomer then I don't have to suffer with acne in high skool and doesn't have coomer dull eyes. My mind is not schizo and autistic because of cooming.

I don't know what is wrong with me but my mind is literally blank when coom urges hit and forgets all harms of masturbasun. I have ED, PE, and PIED too. I'm so low in life. My ED is very brutal that I can't even ignore the anxiety thoughts. Stoodycelling is trash from last 4 years because of cooming and intranet. Sometimes I have sudoku thoughts because of my ED. No hope just days passing and I wake up as zombie everyday. Forget about all the good habbenings like friends, sochialization, girlfriend, and parents.

>>252

>breaking streak of 13 days.

Well, this is why I said, a habit of several years will take time to fix.

Look on the bright side. You endured 13 days.

You relapsed on one day.

Now what's important here is that you don't relapse a second day in a row and start again.

>>252

>ED, PE, and PIED

Had to look up these things. Sounds pretty brutal.

All the more reason to exercise.

Also add kegels and reverse kegels and cold showers to it.

Try to sleep earlier and wake up early. Water is usually cold early morning even in Indian summers. And you will not be left alone with coomer thoughts late at night.

Don't waste time and energy worrying about things that don't exist such as girlfriend etc. You will have plenty more chances in life.

More importantly, take a page out of the book of lgbt troons and stop thinking in terms of binaries. Kek.

I mean, not in the sense that there are one bajillion genders, that would be stupid.

But, things in life are usually not binary. You are worried and fucked up because you think you're this or that.

For example, you are worried that you're a no life coomer. But you exist on a spectrum. Every day you don't coom, every day you live healthy and try to improve, you come a bit closer to the normal human end of the spectrum. Every day you relapse, you go back a bit. But that doesn't mean your progress went from 1 to 0. You get it?

I hope that helps. Good luck anon.

>>253

>Now what's important here is that you don't relapse a second day in a row and start again.

I'll keep myself busy in stoodycelling and and doing home chores to avoid everything.

>Try to sleep earlier and wake up early. Water is usually cold early morning even in Indian summers. And you will not be left alone with coomer thoughts late at night.

Not a problem of sleep schedule because I have dehati mayibaap and they chimp out one me if I sleep more than 6AM. My ninni shoodule is from 11 to 6.

>Don't waste time and energy worrying about things that don't exist such as girlfriend etc. You will have plenty more chances in life.

I think my biggest problem in my laifu is imaginary girlfriend and wife. Can't even focus on life anymore because of this schizo sheet. I even have one notes page of all the quotes on daydreaminnn and thinking which I read every time when I stuck in schizo hours and time blindness. Lonooleyness is brutalida that I'm coping with fake thoughts.

>You will have plenty more chances in life.

>more chances

>chances

Letssee MTanon if something habbens and I'm total hopefuel. I only had one one girl in my life that called me cute so I have some evidence in my past life too.

>I hope that helps. Good luck anon.

Yeah! dwelling everyday for having a nice life.