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Motivanon 🧿

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Iacwe7

No.202

Hello fellow Advise Adivasis

I'll be checking this thread once in a while.

Feel free to ask about stuff you think I can help you with.

Here are some topics I think I have more knowledge than the average bhchie:

- Preparing for an MBA

- Scamming your way into a jaab

- Getting two girlfriends

- Learning Japanese or languages in general

- International travel and tourism on budget

- Freelancing with irrelevant skills

- Using ChatGPT to get interviews and cheat in interviews

- Developing a social life

- Seeing ghosts and shit

Well, feel free to ask about other stuff too.

It's not over for most of you. A good chunk of you are just brainwashed into thinking you're losers.

CH

csrfyz

No.203

>>202(OP)

Have you met or do you know this guy?

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCsgyNxiifwpS2FnTlLzFzw

Motivanon 🧿

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Iacwe7

No.204

>>203

Nope

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bC0ghT

No.205

>>202(OP)

explain me these 2 things. scamming your way into a jaab and using chatgpt to get and cheat interviews. obv im talking about cs field

IN

bC0ghT

No.206

>>202(OP)

i have an idea. since all your points are interesting why dont you create a new post itt daily picking a point serially and giving us all info you have on it

Anonymous

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yvx7hd

No.207

>>202(OP)

Cheat in interviews and mba wla batao boss

Chicken pill

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yYhgRl

No.208

Write about them all extensively so we all can learn from them pyare

Anonymous

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jV1/rV

No.209

Two girlfriendsss wala plz

BrokenChamar

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GSwZwN

No.210

Yaar motivanon, I want you to btfo all the points in picrel

Anonymous

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5uJkaF

No.212

How do o start studying? I always get into the nihilistic state that “nothing matters we’re gonna die soon” bs. My most important exam is cuming up and here I’m beating my meat off

Motivanon🧿

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kCHSKT

No.213

>>205

>scamming your way into a jaab

Okay, so the idea is to at least be somewhat competent, and somewhat lucky to get your foot in.

It is difficult to cheat in something like coding interviews or such, but you can easily fake experience and knowledge in things such as market research.

>>205

>>207

>cheat interviews

Okay, so when you apply for an MBA, you basically have to write long essays that summarise your entire life history. And if anything is left, you have to write details such as your life history from your 1st grade to 12th, to any and all degrees you did, and at least the last 5 positions you have held while working.

The idea is that you feed this very personal information to (((ChatGPT))) and then ask it to ask you several questions about what you can write for the essays or when you might asked for interviews.

You then give a lot of information about your life experiences to ChatGPT, and make it pick and choose some good ones.

You ultimately want to paint yourself in a good light.

When you finally get to the interview, ask it to help you with it too.

Get some questions in advance with some suggestions on what answers to give.

And also say that you will type parts of questions they are asking, and it should generate a response for you.

Again, it's something only possible when you are doing an online inerview and are at least somewhat competent.

So for example, normally it might take you like 5 minutes to think of some good points to tell about your experience and do your self PR. But with ChatGPT, you can just look at the screen, reword the question as you type it out discreetly, and then say what comes on the screen naturally.

It's not rocket science. But questions like

1. Tell us why do you want to join our school specifically?

2. You might have done some cost benefit analysis with regards to the time and money you will be putting into this program, tell me about your thought process for choosing this?

3. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

4. Tell us about a situation where you handled a conflict in your team or demonstrated leadership capability?

Even if you cannot come up with anything ask ChatGPT (ahead of time) to give alternate questions that can let you recall or cook up some story.

>>206

Depends on my mood man. I don't like the low energy of this place.

>>211

Yaar faggotjeet, go mind your business in kama or something. This is adivasi board.

KA

yuNgEC

No.214

>>210

broken evolving...interesting

Motivanon🧿

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kCHSKT

No.215

>>209

>>210

This will take some time.

>>212

Anon, see. Ask yourself, what is stopping you from studying?

You have several distractions with you right now.

Maybe it's the easy access to porn

Maybe it's the dancing girls on your IG

Maybe it's the clutter in your room and on your table that's making you distracted.

It is futile to deal with it all at once, but try to list out roughly 10 such items, and from those 10, see what are 2 things having the most impact which are fucking you up. Clean up those things.

For example, clean up your desk, or make your phone boring to use or add extra steps to access porn so you are annoyed and reminded to go stooodyyy.

Second, you know it is not just about distractions. Kids like you these days need pomodoro and all kinds of memes to study because you have fucked up your attention span.

So, what you must do is, bore yourself to death.

Stare at a fucking wall until the idea of just opening the book feels more interesting than staring at the wall.

Feel distracted? Go stare at the wall until you feel the urge to read a few lines.

Feel distracted agian? Stare at the wall until reading further is more interesting.

Want to see hot pajeetas again? Stare at the wall until studying feels like a viable way to get hot pajeetas.

See anon, what took several months and years to fuck up won't be fixed overnight with simple advices.

You have built these habits over the years.

It will take you at least a few months of painful and conscious effort to fix them somewhat.

Anonymous

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5A3nQE

No.216

>>215

Kino answer man. I’ll definitely do what you’re saying. Will update if things get better. Thanks 🙏

Motivanon🧿

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kCHSKT

No.217

>>210

>Woman out there for everybody.

Let's be real. There are millions of women. Almost as many women as there are men.

The problem is not that there are no women for anybody, but that society has been brainwashed.

>being ugly

Try to fix it as much as possible. No way around it.

Even the gods don't appear as ugly beings except to test people who become too proud.

You guys already know 69 ways to lookmax or whatever you call it these days. Start by getting enough sleep.

>validation from the best man

This is true, but remember, best is very subjective.

You don't have to be the very best in the world.

Sometimes just being the only guy who bathes in a group full of JNU Biharis is enough to get attention of girls.

>comparing.

Comparison is the thief of joy. You need to find somebody who understands this and would be happy with your own little lives.

Again, those are very overarching statements, and not true for 100% of the population of women.

>Women don't care Chad is dating

This seems to be true for some women. But for most women, it's a dealbreaker if you are already in a relationship

But

>Women are attracted to men already in a relationship

This is true, and not because they know that the man is in a relationship.

There are ways you can emulate this for yourself too.

Pretty easy.

1. Assume you have a 10/10 goddess girlfriend. (Even if you don't)

2. Change your behaviour and personality to how you would act and behave if you had a 10/10 goddess girlfriend.

3. Own this new personality and keep it on all times when you talk with girls.

4. All of a sudden, girls will start showing interest in you.

The reason it works is that you stop behaving needy and thirsty.

When you radiate confidence and act like you are high status, other people want to be around you or under you in hopes that some of your energy rubs onto them.

This is also why women are already attracted to men who are taken. Because they have been selected and vetted by other girls as somebody who is safe and desirable, but also because they start acting the part.

The behaviour sells the man, not the label.

>All women are bisexual

True to some extent, and they don't see it the same way as men do.

Mind you, this does not extend their mercy to men. If you want to be a bottom even in heterosexual sex, it would be a turnoff for most.

I'll continue later.

Anonymous

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5A3nQE

No.218

Also motivationanon, what do I do of my short height? I’m 5’7 which you might call okay ish height but foids care too much about the height. A 4’11 slut called me short and mockingly said “we’re the same height”. Brutal. And everywhere I go i see short men being mocked to death. It’s so sad and pathetic and makes me wanna go ER

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/HSmnI

No.219

>>218

Motivanon is 5'7 himself but has a good face

Anonymous

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f2F/6a

No.220

>>219

That's hopepill

Anonymous

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sCA1RO

No.221

>>220

Blackpill is killing you all.

Anonymous

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ettxKU

No.223

>>202(OP)

How to complete 3 semester bca syllabus in 2 months?

Anonymous

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Dq9RkJ

No.224

>>223

what do you think he is going to give you? a magic pill? just work hard every day, that's it.

Anonymous

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ettxKU

No.226

>>224

There is lots of unnecessary time wasting shit sometimes what one doesn't need to grind. And there are somethings that helps with everything else.

Motivanon🧿

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kCHSKT

No.227

>>218

>what do I do of my short height

You just live with it

Are you retarded or what?

I am 5'7" and only you, random zoom zooms on the internet ever bring it up.

tf you want? If it's that important, why don't you break your legs, lose your muscles and flexbility, become weaker, and make being 6 feet your entire personality if you are that much of a retard.

Even that won't guarantee you anything except more inconvenience in life. You realise that?

>4'11 girl said this and that

Your fault for being so weak that she was able to bully you like that and that she did not imagine all kinds of wild sex with you.

>>223

First, study your question paper pattern.

Write down the topic (or the question if you are so hopeless that you cannot even get the keywords)

See what appears most often, or what is almost always optional

Are you in IGNOU?

If yes, you can get away with studying only 50% of the units.

Usually the first unit in the subject is useless, and you can skip at least one book from the remaining 3-4.

Even among those, you don't have to study everything. Apply the 20-80 rule.

80% of question paper will consist of only 20% topics.

Even among those 20% topics that remain after all this culling, you don't need to study all of them, only a few topics 'good enough' to "just pass" the exam.

If you are really hopeless and think it's over, just start making chits already. You have some time so you might as well use them as flashcards, and if all else fails, use them as cheating material.

Print out the important stuff in your admit card, the instructions are the safest place to hide cheating material because nobody ever reads them and nobody will get suspicious of you just checking your admit card.

>>224

>magic pill

That's the problem man.

The magic pill is to just get shit done but these guys don't understand.

Anonymous

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7uFvef

No.228

>>202(OP)

>International travel and tourism on budget

- Freelancing with irrelevant skills

Ye do bata de bhai I'm sorted

Motivanon🧿

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kCHSKT

No.231

>>228

>International travel and tourism on budget

Well, let's get the most important things out of the way

1. Be a man

2. Don't be a coward

3. Learn to develop your intuition and avoid trouble

Those are the three most important things.

Why is that important? Because well, it's not ideal to expose yourself to risk as a woman. Men usually don't get raped or molested. When you are a coward you are busy being a pussy and lose out on good experiences. And when you develop a gut feeling of where to go and what to avoid, you can avoid getting killed or robbed.

With that out of the way, there are many budget countries you can visit, usually the highest cost is just the flight tickets.

You can try:

1. Vietnam, extremely cheap food and stay.

2. Uzbekistan, cheap food and stay.

3. Kazakhstan, not that cheap, but still managable.

and so on.

For a week you will need about 30-50k INR, including flight tickets.

Japan trip for a week costs around 1.7 lakhs btw. Flight tickets were 55k, and hostel stays were like 1800 INR a night. Dinners were about 1500 INR a meal. Metro tickets were around 800 to 1500 INR per ticket. Fill in the rest with your imagination.

The idea is to plan every single day, at least 60% of it.

So you know:

1. Where you will stay.

2. By when you have to check in

3. If you are in a place where you can haggle or stay at a local's place out of kindness

4. By when you have to get to certain locations

5. What mode of transport you will use and how much it costs

6. If you are booking any tickets in advance.

I am not a bar or pub kind of person, so most activities I was into were either free or low cost such as visiting parks, temples, museums, monuments, bookshops etc.

Also, since you are a man, you can probably make do in just 2 to 3 sets of outfit depending on the season, along with change of underwear (don't miss this unless you want infections!)

>Freelancing

Tbh, the era of freelancing might be soon over.

Nevertheless, think of what you can do.

People usually need websites, or want to update websites or need content. So there are several freelancers who work on those areas.

In the first place, you would need to set up a server for a website. So there are freelancers who specialise in just setting up servers with linux installations at optimal cost.

Then there are issues of making a sales funnel and tracking conversion rates, which is basically web design with some sales knowledge.

Things such as translation, graphic design, content writing are very competitive and largely irrelevant due to AI. So don't bother with them unless you can offer them as a part of a bigger offering.

You might want to focus on AI, mainly in deploying models or training them, or doing prompt engineering with existing models, along with how to manage tokens and API requests. A lot of people want to make their own AI powered startup now that a lot of tools are available.

You would also want to focus on a particular type of client such as only real estate agents or only restaurants for a while.

Normally people go on Fiverr to get clients, but it's very competitive. You would have to struggle with LinkedIn groups and such for a while until you can get word of mouth referrals.

Also keep in mind, freelancing is not stable, you are no different than a tihari mazdoor when freelancing. kek

Hope that helps

Motivanon🧿

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a2coUg

No.234

>>217

>I'll continue later.

Not feeling like it.

What's the use of it when Broken Chamar will just breed with a tribaljeeta and make more pigeon murdering scampjeetlets.

Anyways, the image contains a lot of half truths. Use your own discretion and figure it out.

>>232

>troonjeet

You are a literal faggot here who seethes at the existence of women and glorifies being a low T bottom.

Who are you even bullying when you cannot even see your face in the mirror?

Anonymous

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B8yJzP

No.237

>>227

>pyq

Noted. But is there any specific i shoul ace ?

And what to do about the checker niqqers? I legit wrote 70% correct answers in some exams but them niqqers give me not even 50% and even failed some.something i studied to the teeth and wrote 95% correct, they gave me fucking 60 marks for that. Atp i am more concerned of their checking tha exams. Can't obviously reevaluate every exam, thats expensive.

Anonymous

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b5Om5L

No.241

thanks motivanon san for making this thread, dont listen and let these other jeets get to you

Anonymous

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awlaZ5

No.248

MTanon I have coomer problem. Internally I'm feeling like I want to be happy not horny but my longhoused loneliness is fooking me up. I need help to change my mindset.

Motivanon 🧿

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5oSXV7

No.251

>>237

>is there any specific i shoul ace ?

Just start making flashcards to past 5-7 year question paper questions. You have to copy the diagrams, formulae, and some bullet points anyways.

And yes, that's how professors check copies. So make sure to underline and highlight the keywords. They will not be reading paragraphs.

You can literally write ananas dayush Bharatchan lungoot in between and they wouldn't notice.

>>241

Thanks anon

>>248

Well, cooming is a complicated problem. Something that became a habit in many years won't go away within days. You have to consciously work on it unfortunately.

Start by replacing your idle time wasting activities with something productive.

You probably have a certain time of the day when you do the deed. So set an alarm half an hour before that time, and use that time to exercise - work out, do yoga, pranayama, wim hof, whatever you like.

The long term solution is to meditate, figure out what is bothering you and slowly work on resolving it. Are you doing it to avoid loneliness? To escape your current situation? To live in the delusion of the digital succubus demanding daily tribute of semen?

Whatever it is, you need to make a long term plan to overcome it while also working on avoiding the habit.

Think about all the things you could have done instead of just cooooming to hot Pajeetas on the अंतरजाल

Anonymous

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Mm1Dmq

No.252

>>251

Anon I use strict rules and blockers for Internet and doesn't even watch porn but yesterday I coomed to a bikini gorimem while watching The Big Short movie. That moment feels like impossible to control urges and I coomed at the end and breaking streak of 13 days.

>Think about all the things you could have done instead of just cooooming to hot Pajeetas on the अंतरजाल

Yeah maybe if I'm not a chronic coomer then I don't have to suffer with acne in high skool and doesn't have coomer dull eyes. My mind is not schizo and autistic because of cooming.

I don't know what is wrong with me but my mind is literally blank when coom urges hit and forgets all harms of masturbasun. I have ED, PE, and PIED too. I'm so low in life. My ED is very brutal that I can't even ignore the anxiety thoughts. Stoodycelling is trash from last 4 years because of cooming and intranet. Sometimes I have sudoku thoughts because of my ED. No hope just days passing and I wake up as zombie everyday. Forget about all the good habbenings like friends, sochialization, girlfriend, and parents.

Motivanon 🧿

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NBimr4

No.253

>>252

>breaking streak of 13 days.

Well, this is why I said, a habit of several years will take time to fix.

Look on the bright side. You endured 13 days.

You relapsed on one day.

Now what's important here is that you don't relapse a second day in a row and start again.

>>252

>ED, PE, and PIED

Had to look up these things. Sounds pretty brutal.

All the more reason to exercise.

Also add kegels and reverse kegels and cold showers to it.

Try to sleep earlier and wake up early. Water is usually cold early morning even in Indian summers. And you will not be left alone with coomer thoughts late at night.

Don't waste time and energy worrying about things that don't exist such as girlfriend etc. You will have plenty more chances in life.

More importantly, take a page out of the book of lgbt troons and stop thinking in terms of binaries. Kek.

I mean, not in the sense that there are one bajillion genders, that would be stupid.

But, things in life are usually not binary. You are worried and fucked up because you think you're this or that.

For example, you are worried that you're a no life coomer. But you exist on a spectrum. Every day you don't coom, every day you live healthy and try to improve, you come a bit closer to the normal human end of the spectrum. Every day you relapse, you go back a bit. But that doesn't mean your progress went from 1 to 0. You get it?

I hope that helps. Good luck anon.

Anonymous

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Mm1Dmq

No.255

>>253

>Now what's important here is that you don't relapse a second day in a row and start again.

I'll keep myself busy in stoodycelling and and doing home chores to avoid everything.

>Try to sleep earlier and wake up early. Water is usually cold early morning even in Indian summers. And you will not be left alone with coomer thoughts late at night.

Not a problem of sleep schedule because I have dehati mayibaap and they chimp out one me if I sleep more than 6AM. My ninni shoodule is from 11 to 6.

>Don't waste time and energy worrying about things that don't exist such as girlfriend etc. You will have plenty more chances in life.

I think my biggest problem in my laifu is imaginary girlfriend and wife. Can't even focus on life anymore because of this schizo sheet. I even have one notes page of all the quotes on daydreaminnn and thinking which I read every time when I stuck in schizo hours and time blindness. Lonooleyness is brutalida that I'm coping with fake thoughts.

>You will have plenty more chances in life.

>more chances

>chances

Letssee MTanon if something habbens and I'm total hopefuel. I only had one one girl in my life that called me cute so I have some evidence in my past life too.

>I hope that helps. Good luck anon.

Yeah! dwelling everyday for having a nice life.

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RJ

OBbrsL

No.347

>>255

I hope you're doing better anon

ARYA

3UF2GZ

No.352

>>347

Everybody is doing fine motivanon on internet after cooming on pixels. Anyways you enjoy foreign countries and pussies of women who're going to get married to someone else.

Anonymous

KA

dL3fqg

No.354

>>202(OP)

yaar, how do you deal with rejection

I got friendzoned and subsequently cucked by my crush of 4 years 2 months ago and still haven't been able to mentally recover. I listen to loser trash all day and just feel really pissed off at all women for being 2-faced soynig‎gers with trashy standards for what a man should be. I also lack any motivation to study for my upcoming 1st year at kalej in a few months

>Developing a social life

I didn't have any after 9th (covid) and I am sure I won't have any in kalej either. I see through most normie BS real fast and as a result nearly all foids and guys avoid me. I can't continue any conversation and i feel irrational hatred, jealousy or anger at anyone that has a gf or is a girl while talking to them.

>Japanese

I learnt the alphabet and like 30 kanji across a bunch of sites but idk how to proceed. Do I just download a pdf of Genki or something? I was aiming to reach N3

Anonymous

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2hewZt

No.361

>>202(OP)

>seeing ghosts and shit

This is interesting. Can you tell us how

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RJ

OBbrsL

No.362

>>352

Thanks anon

>>354

>how do you deal with rejection

You don't take anything they say as an objective label towards you.

Does that make sense? Word salad.

Anyways, tell me, did you take a shit?

So, are you going to make your whole identity around taking a shit?

The obvious answer is no unless you are sandas anon.

So, why decide to base your entire personality on getting rejected?

What about all the times you have been accepted even 1%?

Have you been grateful about when interactions went well? Probably not enough to remember it.

Then why decide to sit on rejections and shit going bad?

I hope that helps.

Stop listening to loser trash.

Stop getting mad at women for being women.

Stop believing that those standards are set in stone.

>Soycial life

You have already decided it and won't take action. So what's the point of even asking. Why be such a defeatist cuck?

>Japanese

30 Kanji won't even get you to N5.

This is the way

>Heisig's RTK

>Anki

>Make your own stories/mnemonics

Finish all of them, then

>Anki for vocabulary

Get to around at least 1000 words

Then

>Listen to Japanese as much as you can.

But then

30 Kanji is barely anything. That's like 3 days of low effort study. You're not serious about it so I doubt you would do it.

>>361

I saw some weird shit in Japan when I was tired af and went to some old buildings.

Anonymous

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/iMZem

No.363

Tell me about finding stuff and reducing cost of international trip

Anonymous

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/iMZem

No.364

Finding ghost*

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RJ

OBbrsL

No.436

>>364

When you're low on sleep and high on sleep debt, head out somewhere where a lot of people have died or some place associated with memories of dead people or some activity.

Maybe you will see shit.

Maybe nothing.

Tbh, don't try it.

>>363

Okay so

Book tickets months in advance.

It will cost you around 10k to 50k for round trip tickets.

We're talking about a week or so.

Pack light so you don't have to worry about dragging luggage.

Just one trolley bag at most. Or a rucksack.

Recycle outfits and change just underwear.

Hotels in cheap countries are usually cheap. If not, book hostels which are basically hotels but with common toilets. Not a problem in some place like Japan or a touristy place like Vietnam etc.

Use booking dot com.

One night stay would be typically around 500-800 INR

a bit more for some place like Japan.

But you can rent out an e cafe room and have a place to sleep. Many Japanese people do it that way too.

Usually you can stay in some Buddhist temples and such for free.

Sometimes you can even board at people's houses if you're not picky with food like me.

If nobody's looking and there are no cameras and you don't have to report yourself. You can even camp out in abadoned placed homo style. Not recommended though.

For food, usually there are several options depending on where you're going.

Also, you can get free tickets to places and events if you lie about blogging for them.

Hope this helps.

Probably won't.

Anonymous

ARYA

ZIVEpX

No.475

>>202(OP)

>MFW i already know these exact skills

>:(

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RJ

OBbrsL

No.488

>>475

That's life

AP

UpXtcc

No.489

>>202(OP)

>Learning Japanese

Educashunally speaking janab, what are these qties singing about? It sounds like they are doing sum ritualistic songs praying for my rape services. Is this true?

AP

UpXtcc

No.490

>>489

vid rel

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RJ

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No.491

>>490

>>489

It's actually just random stuff like tong twisters, set phrases, random onometapoeia, with random phrases in between.

It's kind of like how we say manas ki gand me ananas, or neem ka patta kadwa hai so-and-so bhadwa hai.

>praying for my rape services

Such things don't happen Yui anan

Not till you pass some exam and work hard to get a jaab.

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No.492

>>491

aise mat bolo subhah subhah anan. bahut dukkhad deta dil mein. bol do ki yeh qties merese hi rape cahti hain

Anonymous

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No.493

Motivanon saar, please guide me. How to get a girlfriend when there are no girls in my social circle. College is over as well. Also there are no women working in my field.

Anonymous

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cRD/c6

No.494

>>202(OP)

Motivanon of the Image board, share your beeg wisdom. How do I target my UPSC exam next year? I am already 29 saar, and I missed fucking exam this year due to being bed ridden.

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RJ

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No.497

>>493

Anon, nobody tells you this shit but when you miss out on the normal process of things, you have to make some sacrifices and compromises.

Let's start with some examples...

1. I missed out on getting a normal college by messing up my JEE. So my compromise was chhapri tier correspondence education in BA.

2. If I would have missed out on job experience, then my compromise would be some kind of half assed freelancing and scamming to make money every day. I have seen some of my friends go this route.

3. I missed out on a smooth career progression so I have to compromise by going for a 2 year MBA in a strange distant land.

Now, see all this "missing out" in these examples ?

It is not fate.

But the result of my own decisions and mistakes.

I am fully responsible for them.

What do I mean by compromises? Being okay with lesser quality or discomfort or paying more money or spending more time to get something equivalent.

Yeah, it sucks.

Now, let's discuss your condition.

>>493

>there are no girls in my social circle

1. You missed out befriending girls and getting access to more girls through them.

>>493

>College is over as well.

2. You missed out on the easiest circumstances where you have frictionless situations to talk to girls in.

>>493

>Also there are no women working in my field

3. And you messed up again by distancing yourself from learning how girls talk.

Now, consider where you have to work hard and compromise!

1. You cannot have very specific standards to vet girls in the first place now. So you need to start to figure out what you can tolerate.

2. Consider where to find girls.

Dating apps are shit but they work for some people.

Usually men who swipe every day get 1-2 matches.

But you also have high chances of disappointment, or just getting scammed by some cafe.

Which brings us to...

Hobbies.

If you really feel the need to go ahead and make a girlfriend in this economy, then you should start by some hobby you will enjoy/would benefit you. But also make sure there are enough girls in this hobby.

Don't pick a hobby just for the girls, else you'll be fucked up in case it doesn't go well with girls.

3. Now, you want to learn to talk and associate with girls.

4. Then, focus on getting a girl to like you as soon as you sense even a bit of an interest.

Now I cannot guide you here since I might be out of touch. Talk and figure out what zoomer girls are into.

It's kind of like doing market research and then pre-sales and sales and closing the deal all by yourself.

???. The end result = you getting bullied by some short vampiric gremlin.

Hope that helps.

>>494

Hi Anon of the image board.

>UPSC

Let's start with my background...

I was thinking about preparing for it when I was 18.

I kind of gave up when I realised it's full of pajeetry, too much competition.

It's basically playing a lottery with your life and years every time you go for it.

That was just me. I don't want to discourage you.

Now, if you need tips for memorising things then

>Major system for numbers and dates

>Memory palace for everything

>Mnemonics and weird images in general for everything

>Spaces repetition and flashcards for revision.

I reocmmend physical flash cards and Anki, a mix of both.

Download some study plan and try to cover as much of it as possible in a short time.

I'm sure there are plenty.

You want to learn to write answers too.

So, say you have 4 months, so you want to try to cram everything in 1 month.

The remaining 3 months? You do practice questions and exams and fine tune your sloppy brain to try to comply.

Ultimately, you also want to work on the subjective evaluation of your answers and such.

.

.

.

But if you want real advice?

Please learn some other relevant skill and find a job before life gets too depressing.

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No.500

>>497

His kallej is owar but my kallej life is going start in some weeks. I have only talked to max three girls in whole schooling life but had lots of fight with girls even good looking who are clever in school time because I'm unable to tolerate their foolishness. I respect those girls who are high IQ. Girls found me cute from face and literally good tier in texting. Any roadmap or instruction manual for me? I don't know anybody in kallej and literally newbie. I have decided a plan to sit in topmost rows from first day in classes to get access to girlies group.

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RJ

OBbrsL

No.501

>>500

Try different things

Don't fuck up too badly

Good luck

Anonymous

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976xgp

No.502

>>501

No paragraphs for me? Muheheheheh:) I need () of my girlfriend but I guess I have figure out by myself.

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RJ

OBbrsL

No.503

>>502

Protip: (') , not ()

Anonymous

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976xgp

No.504

>>503

I'm ready for the coming (').

SWoL

JH

cSI+d2

No.505

>>503

How do I do handstands and then eventually get to handstand pushups ?

I don't really have anyone to help me, especially not my mom. So I kinda need advice on how to do it myself and balance myself alone and hopefully not fall and break my neck and get paralysed.

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RJ

OBbrsL

No.507

>>505

Practice pushups first.

Then harder variations like diamond pushups and archer pushups.

Remember to maintain good form.

Then do inclined pushups with your feet on the sofa or bed and rest of body inclining down.

Try to raise how many reps you can do.

Then raise the incline, maybe against a wall.

Get to a certain number of reps.

Repeat till you can do handstand pushups against a wall.

Do not push too hard and don't fuck up form or balance.

It's better for it to take 1-3 years than to break your neck and become a vegetable or a corpse.

I am still working on it myself.

Be patient

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No.508

>>507

jaanab naw that you are here. can you translate what is written in azunyan's chart to me so that I can make a taime table? mene anlaine try kiya lekin it only shows food and somethang

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No.509

>>508

24 hour clock. A pretty solid time table.

22:00 to 07:00- Sleep

07:00 to 08:30 - Breakfast and head to school

08:30 to 12:30 - Classes

12:30 to 13:30 - Lunch

13:30 to 16:00 - Study at the library

16:00 to 18:00 - Practice (Music I guess)

18:00 to 20:00 - Dinner, Bath, Rest

20:00 to 22:00 - Study

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RJ

OBbrsL

No.510

>>509

I'll write the Japanese text too in case you feel gaslit.

睡眠

朝食、登校

授業

昼食

図書館で勉強

練習

夕食、お風呂、休憩

勉強

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No.511

>>509

thanku anan, but where is the sexxu break with azunyan? did she fool me or sum sheit?

Anonymous

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No.512

>>497

Thank you for taking your time to reply anon. Really appreciate it. The reason i couldn't get a gf is that i studied in a boys school and then did mechanical engineering (no girls) and work in an automobile engineering company (no girls). Anyways, will try what you said. Thanks!

AP

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No.513

>>510

yaar kek

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No.514

>>512

https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1GyR5vwLjd9ZA31sZafI4hx7NRS3g9YpU

Anonymous

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k8dH7p

No.515

>>514

Thanks duck anon. Where did you get it from? 4chan?

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RJ

OBbrsL

No.516

>>511

>>513

Yes, I can read your mind.

>>512

So your entire life has been one big sausage fest

Good luck anon

Why don't you go for arranged marriage though?

Surely your parents must have thought about it if they deliberately made you avoid contact with girls?

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xan8ZS

No.517

>>515

It was posted here by chicken pill,

Anyways read it properly, it's written properly with very less retardation and self masturbation compared to most such guides. Ig it is better to read the whole thing slowly or to read the concepts 2-3 times to slowly internalize them(which is the biggest problem.... to break to personality and social conditioning developed since childhood to a new one, which gets harder with age).

1-2 things can never be done in India due to laws and other things, but most is pretty much universal.

Anonymous

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k8dH7p

No.518

>>516

Im 23 years old anon, even if I get arranged marriage, I'll be 30 by then. I can't remain a 30 yo virgin. My arranged marriage wife will probably have prior relationship experience. That will cause jealousy and insecurity in me and spoil my life even more. Besides that, I'll always have an inferiority complex if I don't get a gf. I also chose my college degree and career field because of my interest, not because of parents pressure. In doing so, i shot myself in the foot (dating wise)

Anonymous

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k8dH7p

No.519

>>517

Ok. Will do

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No.520

>>517

Tbh, the only thing I notice among successful men relationship wise is that they either have very good looks(easy mode) and/or a lot of female friends that basically do all the initial heavy lifting for them because when they are introduced to a new girl this way the initial instinct of the man being possibly harmful is gone, which is 60% of the issue in low trust societies anyways.

So best course of action would be to get a friend group with some female friends that you like(or atleast good enough to hang around), then other things like being natural/not getting nervous or excited by women can be automatically worked on.

Having a porn free brain, and learning a musical instrument(not guitar) and knowing how to dance(2-3 movements) is what I would do if I were you.

There's a certain stiffness and a anxiety ridden body language that one develops when a man grows up in such a way,(probably high baseline cortisol) because of reasons. Doing above things and spending time in nature alone(which is needed to be sane in this country anyways) will fix that.

I would not advise arrange marriage since you have already developed insecurities of the woman being in prior relations that can now never be fixed or removed from your mind. Could have been good otherwise though.

Everyone already knows this, but doomscrolling(when an Indian scrolls, it is doomscrolling 100% of the time) increases anxiety, but I used to think that this would simply stop when not doing that, however it stays and hinders your other activities too subconsciously you become as "a prey in disguise", you have the anxiety levels of a deer hiding from a tiger while you are sitting in a room with no dangers.

Anyways this is what I have to say, change you habits, you may change you personality but it gets harder with age.

AP

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No.521

>>509

damn anan it is laike 10 hrs 30 mins of work and no sexxos. how will I survive doin dat?

AP

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No.522

>>521

soda so that means I should have fallen asleep 2 hours ago. so I should go to sleep naw . bye bye ananamas. kal milte hain.

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No.526

>>520

I'm getting girlfriend now.

SWoL

JH

cSI+d2

No.528

>>516

Can you also tell me how to not break down and not give up and keep pushing when your mother is constantly bullying you and reminding you of your string of failures and shouting in your ear everyday ?

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RJ

OBbrsL

No.532

>>522

I hope you're following it.

>>528

>how to not break down

Play Tetris

>>528

>not give up

Sweaty women

>>528

>and keep pushing

Sweaty women who smell like sandalwood

>>526

>when your mother is constantly bullying you

Ignore her

>>528

>and reminding you of your string of failures

All it takes is one success.

>>528

>and shouting in your ear everyday

Chant mantras to banish evil spirits.

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No.534

>>532

can't yaar. I haven't slept an it's 11 naw. I have to campletely change my laifestyle. It will take a few days

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RJ

OBbrsL

No.535

>>534

Start by fixing one thing a little at a time.

Anonymous

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M6J42p

No.536

>>497

>Hi Anon of the image board.

Hi : D

>UPSC

>Let's start with my background...

>I was thinking about preparing for it when I was 18.

>I kind of gave up when I realised it's full of pajeetry, too much competition.

I know, but I think I can make it out still.

>It's basically playing a lottery with your life and years every time you go for it.

>That was just me. I don't want to discourage you.

I understand.

>Now, if you need tips for memorising things then

>Major system for numbers and dates

>Memory palace for everything

>Mnemonics and weird images in general for everything

>Spaces repetition and flashcards for revision.

This helps yaar.

>I recommend physical flash cards and Anki, a mix of both.

>Download some study plan and try to cover as much of it as possible in a short time.

Done already, i have a 6 day study cycle to even up the workload for CSAT and GS Pre. That as a whole should let me finish it all up in 2 months.

>I'm sure there are plenty.

>You want to learn to write answers too.

>So, say you have 4 months, so you want to try to cram everything in 1 month.

>The remaining 3 months? You do practice questions and exams and fine tune your sloppy brain to try to comply.

Would do anon, I have already got a master's degree and a job, with experience as a author. It won't be too difficult to figure that part out. Even writing simple questions constituted of dumping mini essays so I am ready for that.

>Ultimately, you also want to work on the subjective evaluation of your answers and such.

.

.

.

>But if you want real advice?

>Please learn some other relevant skill and find a job before life gets too depressing.

29 and 7+ LPA jaab saar. Life is already as good as it gets. Some of us just want to make some form of change. I don't want to quit without even trying. This was very helpful Motiv dono.

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M6J42p

No.537

>>508

>睡眠 (Sleep):

Approximately from 6 AM to around 1 PM.

>朝食 (Breakfast):

Around 1 PM.

>登校 (Going to school):

After breakfast, leading up to classes.

>授業 (Classes):

From roughly 1:30 PM to 6 PM.

>練習 (Practice):

From around 6 PM to 8 PM.

>お風呂、休憩 (Bath, Break):

Around 8 PM.

>夕食 (Dinner):

Between 8 PM and 9 PM.

>勉強 (Study):

From around 9 PM to midnight.

>図書館で勉強 (Study in the library):

From midnight to 6 AM, which is when the user states "We'll start with studying in the library".

Anonymous

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M6J42p

No.538

>>535

This. A lot of people make the nature mistake of making multiple changes at same time. As of it they are unable to adapt.

You are supposed to make small tiny changes and follow them all through for atleast say three weeks. It may seem slow and test your patience, but your future will thank you.

Anonymous

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wLFerq

No.541

>>202(OP)

i've been following you for a long time, so i value your guidance.

how the fuck do i clear SSB ? i know for a fact i'll be called in for TES(10+2), my rank in JEE is under 1.5L, so i'm sure i'll be called.

my spoken english is fluent and i have no trouble in public speaking. i've anchored in 2 major events at my school as well. i do reasonably well in reasoning tests as well. i took free online mensa iq test and got 125. ik online iq tests are bullshit, i just use it as a measure of how good one is at reasoning questions. but idk what else they look for.

i coom at night thinking about being in defence. i dream about the guns and the rishtas. but there are only 90 vacancies, so chances will be low.

i've started written test practice, but idk what else to do. please help me, i wanna kill porkis and marry a cute villagejeeta.

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RJ

OBbrsL

No.542

>>536

>This helps yaar.

Glad to know.

>Done already

No you didn't.

Keep making those flashcards!

You're a slave to them until you achieve it or until you give up.

>29

Okay so a yead older than me

>7LPA

Not bad

Not good either

But just okay, acceptable.

You can do better but don't gamble it away without having some assurance of making it.

>>537

Sounds like AI.

>>538

Fair advice

>>541

>value your guidance.

Thank you but please don't think that I am infallible.

>SSB

is it one of the many army things these days?

Okay so first

Greasing the Groove

First, find out what the requirements are, pushups, pull-ups etc.

Then try to find out the max pushups you can do in one go.

Next, do 40% of your max throughout the day, at least 4 times, as many as 20 or more times.

Keep at it for a week.

Then raise it by 3-4 reps till you reach 60-70% of your max for another week or two, then test again.

If you have been sleeping properly and eating well, you would have doubled your reps within 2 weeks.

That's the physical part.

For exam and cramming, see:

>>497

>Now, if you need tips for memorising things then

>Major system for numbers and dates

>Memory palace for everything

>Mnemonics and weird images in general for everything

>Spaced repetition and flashcards for revision.

Use all these memory techniques all at once at all times

I recommend physical flash cards and Anki, a mix of both.

Download some study plan and try to cover as much of it as possible in a short time.

I'm sure there are plenty.

Idk shit about SSB. But good luck.

Anonymous

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No.545

>>218

Abe height se kuch nhi hota uski randi pajeeta ki baato pe Mt ja just buy insoles if u still feel insecure

SWoL

JH

cSI+d2

No.546

>>542

How to stop having to shit ?

Everytime I try to do cardio, I just feel like wanting to shit, and I have to stop. I was running at 12 km/h for 2:30 seconds, then I started to want to shit and had to get off. I could've pushed myself way more, I wasn't even tired or panting.

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RJ

OBbrsL

No.547

>>546

You need to take a shit beforehand.

And it's probably something you're eating or drinking. Perhaps too much coffee or tea. And maybe too many beans.

Or maybe your pelvic floor is weakened from excessive masturbation or something.

Idk, I'm not you and I'm not a urologist.

Exercise on a somewhat empty stomach and cut down on caffeine.

SWoL

JH

cSI+d2

No.548

>>547

>too much coffee

Shit

>excessive masturbation

Fuck

>cut down on caffeine

God dammit.

SWoL

JH

cSI+d2

No.549

💯th reply mine.

Anonymous

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v+I7b2

No.550

>>549

>oooooooooooooooooooooooooooohooo.....achievementforthispajeet....reeeeeeeeee!

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RJ

OBbrsL

No.553

>>552

>unfulfilled dreams ?

Go try to fulfill them. Even if you fail.

Hope that helps.

>>552

>one chance, to score the life of my dream

Sounds like what a Jihadi would say on his bomb vest mission.

Anonymous

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mf0ndX

No.554

>>553

>Go try to fulfill them. Even if you fail.

You fucking retard what do you think I mean when I said last chance ? I will literally be too old for this.

Anonymous

ARYA

c95AGp

No.555

>>542

>No you didn't.

>Keep making those flashcards!

>You're a slave to them until you achieve it or until you give up.

Yes sir!

>Okay so a year older than me

I didn't know were the same age group kek.

>7LPA

>Not bad

>Not good either

>But just okay, acceptable.

>You can do better but don't gamble it away without having some assurance of making it.

I know anon which is why I am doing the equivalent of dual boot up untill I know which OS to commit to.

>Sounds like AI.

Kek, yaar.

>Fair advice

I do my best.

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RJ

OBbrsL

No.556

>>554

There are always alternatives and other somewhat similar opportunities to explore.

You're a retard for thinking that this very specific set of circumstances is the only way to happiness.

You're likely talking about some government exam so you're probably not very smart to think about it for yourself. But try asking yourself why specifically you want this, what are you seeking from it that only this opportunity can provide, and are you blind to anything that fulfills the same desires but is probably easier?

Idk what it's about but let's take civil services for example.

Nobody wants to be a civil servant.

Most people want a comfy job with fat salary, benefits and social points. Now imagine if all those JewPeeAssEee fags spend as many years in any other skill.

Takes about 3-4 years to learn Japanese or Chinese.

Takes about 3-4 years to get good ar coding and any specific field such as systems architecture, networking, game design, NLP etc.

Instead they spend 3-4 years grinding for meme exams.

Now what if they get it?

They start at a low salary. A corporate slave can grind and switch to get double that amount.

In 10 years, maybe they get a boost. A corporate slave can earn in lakhs.

Yes they may take a gamble and earn black money but they may also get busted and lose it all.

So, is something like that one and only way to meet their goals of financial freedom and such? No.

Now, you're being so vague that I might as well assume that you want to be a prostitute or bar dancer , and you will be too old for it.

Please reframe your own expectations to yourself.

How the fuck am I supposed to tell what's good or bad for you when I am not you?

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RJ

OBbrsL

No.559

>>557

>Fighter pilot

Well, then just grind for it instead of wasting time on an imageboard.

Give it your best.

If you fail, you can always start a successful business, earn money, and set yourself up some VR plane rig in your home or something.

Anonymous

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mf0ndX

No.560

>>559

>VR plane rig

abe chutiye yahi karna tha toh itna tension kyun leta main

nvm

it was a mistake to even ask

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OBbrsL

No.561

>>560

You have time to seethe and rage but wouldn't rather use that time to go stooody for the eggjam.

Really shows your priorities fighter plane anon

Anonymous

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cnwlNB

No.578

>>561

Don't encourage him to become fighter pilot. Don't want another abhinandan type scenario.