/b/ - Random

remember your highschool crush? she doesn't remember you, she doesn't even know you existed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6l1Z6A30Xg This post is made specifically for tamil lund No need of gymcelling and other bs, sirf Paisa bolta hai

To Motivationanon, and Dayush please, I need help. I'm a BE Electronics graduate from a decent college in Mumbai, class of 2024. I wasted a year chasing the GATE dream worked hard, failed, and lost all motivation after that. Everything started cru...

accepting that you're just ugly is difficult but liberating

Same anon who made post about my neighbor getting rejected last week. I still can't believe he got rejected for having property in his mom's name. Because in case they have a divorce, she wont get anything. When talking about prenup, women alwa...

I can do like 10 pullups on the loft storage of my house.My doubt is that, since i cant get a normal full grip like on a bar is my pullups even correct? >buy a pullup bar I will buy the wall mount someday, the one that is fixed on doorframe doesnt...

I am from a caste whose population in my state (language group) is 2.7 million. Out of these, lets assume 50% are women (very unlikely, should be lower) so 1.35 million women. But not all of of will be in my age group. Assuming 30% is my age range 18...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBnTrlE5w1w American Stacies when Cute sikkim guys perform band

Ate 13 bananas in morning and went into a deep meditative state an hour after, opened my eyes and it was almost 1 AM. Felt so great bros, I am swear I was in theta state for at least 40 minutes. I am feeling so creative right now that I can even righ...

What are they doing in there

i think that all the namefags on bhach are just dayus's different personalities

>be me >bored, decide to check /b/ on bharatchan >OP is full schizo, 12 paragraphs about how Bollywood is a CIA psyop >next thread is literal gore >filename is “prasad.png” >report it >nothing happens >post “mod is sleeping” >...

Almost all lundian gobbermint organizations are shit when it comes to performance, but what makes this organization so good? Is it marketing?

Vros I need to poop atleast 4 times a day, sometimes even more. Have shat 3 times since I woke up today. Basically after every meal. The poop is well formed and I feel no discomfort whatsoever and am perfectly healthy otherwise. But this is embar...

I am so happy yaaro

A pair of kinky undergarments were found in our court premises today and the whatsapp group chat of fellow vakeels is on fire. What is happening to our country yaar?

Har baar ye kama kaha gyab ho jata

Stop seething about jannies on a chappal forum, stop ruining the board

I am actually a hardcore incel but reels/shorts like this make me cry. Yaaro, please help me. Is it wrong to want a healthy romantic life??? Fuck this life yaar.

Peshab kar ne ka man hota ye website me

Is it only me who feels that he is overrated? His movies have a very interesting beginning but the charm is gone as the movie goes on. I am bored to death by the time we are in the end of the movie.

What is happening why is everyone so angry with jannies today

Marries a Sexpat as old as her Father: calls it Love! Flees to the States: Calls it tradition! Ft: The early Honda-Shoktis! Pajeetas would rather marry a geriatric passport bro than Indian men. Given opportunity 99% Honda randis would do the s...

Patli kamar waali pajeeta sirf naseeb waalo ko he milti hai

>be me >small bauna kid in school >share a bench with foid friend (was bauni of girls) for 6 years >not dating, just friends, but close >she’s cute af, like anime girl tier >whole class ships us >"dono cute ho, shaadi kab karoge lol...

I think that 500 rupees janny threads are made the janny himself so that gayush increases the salary.

I kneel

We're gonna win so much you may even get tired of winning, you'll say "please please me president, we can't take it anymore" but no we must keep winning, we must keep winning.

Kek

Narthies are literally scared, trying to make the movie not accessible to upper echelon of pajeets

Thoughts?

Gujjuchads can't stop winning.

Pugchods being Anti-national and hating India while their women are Chugging HIV infested Congolese dick in Canada.

>bimarujeetas really think they look hot in such clothes exposing their sticklegs and haddithighs

What did I do in my past life to look this hideous? I'm short, brown, and my penis is so small it won't pleasure anyone. If God is real. I fucking hate you for making me like this

Swedish Female Police officers caught working with Migrant SexPats. How could you trust women after this? are women the reason for Downfall of Civilization My instincts say that Lundian wimmin will be the Downfall of this country

Maturity is realizing that all women are the same under the hood

If you're in your mid 20's you'll soon realise fucking a hooker is actually a better option than getting a gf. > "Oh nice cope you're saying this cuz you can't get a women who will care for you" I don't give two fucks. Uske nakhre jhelo, buy her z...

KAMA KAHAN GAYA

We are truly living in a clown world yaaro, so many videos on youtube of kitty party where women in their 40's and 50's acting like literal whores... fuck this

The Secret to Lingamming white girls revealed. Become a Jacked Jeet Yoga Teacher in Mutt-Merica . you will swim in Pussy

no one understands the lonely perfection of my dreams

I'm sleeping almost 11 hours per day (8 hrs night + 1 hr morning + 2 hrs afternoon). Anyone else /sleepy/? Is this normal?

Big name goras are degoogling and switching to opensource softwares. What about (you) pajeet?

>Tamil girl in class was telling how she is a brahmin during Saraswati puja religious discussion >she literally looks like a shaneequa Wtf baman bros I thought you wuzz white descendants and shiet, this tam brahm girl literally looks like a black...

Apologise to Hamza, Bhch

Yaron, what's the nicest thing a girl has done for you? My girlfriend supports me in all my endeavors and has a generally optimistic outlook compared to my rational view. Without her I would be a nihilist doomer.