/b/ - Random

Why don't you anons understand it, It is very important for me to have a girlfriend in order to live a sane normal life... I can't be alone and normal at same time.. .AAAHHHHHHHHHH

Just fucking give me some practical tips to get a girlfriend.

>>145899(OP)

step 1. don't get a pajeeta girlfriend

step 2. figure the rest by yourself

>>145899(OP)

>It is very important for me to have a girlfriend in order to live a sane normal life.

We know

>>145899(OP)

schizo ho bhai aap

I wish Wellness upon you

>>145899(OP)

1. have decent amount of money

2. look at least presentable enough for the gf to not be embarrassed beuing seen with you in public

3. dont have bad breath or body odor

4. buy presents

5, give head massage and snuggles

6. dotn have cheap or sleazy friends circle

>>145922

Chut dikha roondi

>>145899(OP)

Can you talk to women anon?

>>145899(OP)

Physics wallah join karo, exam clear karo, job lo fir wife+dowry 100% guaranteed

>>145922

>OP asks us all how to get girlfriend

>Retard tells him how to "keep" one

>Money, Buy Stuff for her, don't have friends

>Book definition demands of a used goods

>beuing

>dotn

Just because you larp as the inferior gender, doesn't mean you must replicate their inferior intellect as well. Why do the good threads end up being the one with most retarded randi vanshaj like this one.

>>145938

Mat yaar, it's probably more beat up than an average muslim wife after her husband comes home. Dhili choot he dekhni hai toh atleast go look at a pornstar's, sasti randiyo ke dhila hota hai be.

You guys are really dumb, op is a known baiter, still giving him meaningful responses

smh

>>145979

OP is some micro jelly bean retard who is not going to continue his bloodline a few years later. Any of the replies are at best a mockery of what a failure OP is, nothing less and nothing more.

>>145982

I think he might be an engagement farming bot

>>145915

Real, that is how I got the Bitch from Shield Hero pregnant, anon.