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Anonymous

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psgWU9

No.156387

I never talked to girls for the most part of my school life.

Later on, when I started kaalege, back in 2015, a girl started talking to me.

It was clear that she was interested in me.

But the problem was that she was a moti bhainsiya. I always ignored her but she was really clingy. She used to take me to the kaalege canteen and fed me samosas every day. She took my WhatsApp number and started sending me good maarning messages daily. I did not block her but I never read her messages either. Her friends were cute but none of them talked to me. College ended and then we never talked again.

Now she's married and is working as SBI PO.

Me on the other hand is 27 KHHV, wageslaving in a private jaab.

She was the only woman in my life that showed interest in me and I've never talked to a woman since kaalege ended in 2018.

The only girl that showed interest in me was a moti bhainsiya...

Anonymous

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FElW1g

No.156408

>>156387(OP)

literally me but it was a sindhi fattyjeeta. she was good natured tho. i regret turning her down in a rude manner. im serving my karma now kek

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DR5lfy

No.156410

>>156387(OP)

>moti bhainsiya

You can always make them run and lose weight anon

This is why nanhejeets need to learn about investment and managing a portfolio with risk.

Also, we're the same age.

Have you not started to work some jaab?

Anonymous

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JaO/st

No.156412

>>156410

>wageslaving in a private jaab

Anonymous

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psgWU9

No.156416

>>156408

I was never rude to her though yaar.

By no means I'm good looking, but I just couldn't bring myself to be with motijeeta.

It was really surprising though.

Because all my life I thought that I'm never going to attract any female with my looks. But that's when I met her.

That day I learnt that no matter how ugly you are, you will still look good enough to someone with low standards.

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RJ

DR5lfy

No.156418

>>156412

>Making money

>Having disposable income

>Meeting girls around your age

>Getting chances to go out with them

Anonymous

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psgWU9

No.156420

>>156410

im already in one yaar

just not earning like my friends

Anonymous

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FElW1g

No.156424

>>156416

you took the wrong lesson i believe. it probably meant that she liked you for who you were or how you treated her or probably that she knew her lane

Anonymous

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psgWU9

No.156425

>>156410

>You can always make them run and lose weight anon

Yaar she was addicted to samosas and breadpakodas.

There was no hope.

Anonymous

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JaO/st

No.156426

>>156418

it only looks like a choice whatever people do after they start earning, isnt it? nobody is stopping them at this age.

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DR5lfy

No.156446

>>156425

Kek

Understandable

>>156420

No girls at office?

No parties or team outings?

>>156426

I guess

Is picrel you? Brutal. Good luck anon.

Anonymous

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knmz/B

No.156601

>>156446

>No girls at office?

>No parties or team outings?

No yaar. Literally nothing ever habbens.

It's a lala run company.

I want to switch soon but my LinkedIn profile is miserable. Literally every big company I've seen hires from linkedin and I don't even have a single connection on it.

I want to be in some professional corpo MNC where this stuff actually happens.

Anonymous

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knmz/B

No.156605

>>156426

I've literally seen guys like this with equally motijeetas.

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DR5lfy

No.156626

>>156601

Work on it then

Populate it with ChatGPT's help

Then add anybody who's recommended

Anonymous

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knmz/B

No.156669

>>156626

Realistically speaking, how long does it take to establish oneself on LinkedIn? My colleague has been using it since college and now he has amassed 5000 followers. 90% of his profile is filled with lies related to his work experience and skills. In his profile, he claims that he knows and has experience in a random, let's call it, XYZ skill but in reality he doesn't even know what that XYZ skill is. I hate him for this but it has helped him get so many connections on it. But I don't think that lying this much will help me in long run.

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DR5lfy

No.156686

>>156669

>how long does it take to establish oneself on LinkedIn?

About 2 months.

Make a few good relevant somewhat substantial posts every 3-4 days.

Keep adding lots of people.

It's not hard to get 500+ connections within a month.

199% of LinkedIn posts are pretentious

Anonymous

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e9k6k3

No.156733

>>156669

Keep making cringe posts about all learnings you are getting from jobs, even make copy of some post that has high number of likes, you will get likes and following automatically.

Anonymous

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1xhsC7

No.156782

>>156387(OP)

>The only girl that showed interest in me was a moti bhainsiya...

Atleast its a moti bhainsuya and not a chhaprina from faridabad, a mulli with several health issues, or another mulli who was severly randi or a castiest dagar foid with dirty mouth, or a another 4ft pajeeta who wanted go straight from first day to love and shiet.

Anonymous

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FEdG7h

No.156799

>>156686

I see.

I also need a good professional looking profile picture yaar. Guess I'll need to visit the local pho wala studio where they make passport size photoos.