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I hate Kekslam, but I like being a Muthlim.
FMXtUV
No.393988
Fuck Mohomo and Lullah, but thank god I'm a Muthlim instead of a Handoo or Christcvck.
>I get to eat high T food instead of the regular vegcvck diet as per Indian standards
>I'll marry a trad submissive qt muslimah who'll love and care for me forever
>I only need to celebrate one festival per year
Can this be considered a win, Handoobros?
FMXtUV
No.393989
Also, there's no c@ste cuckery in Kekslam. 
qOsQHJ
No.393990
FMXtUV
No.393991
>>393990
>Kala Gobar in question
I came to this conclusion after a lot of thinking, Handoobro. I'll soon ascend from this chappal forum. I'm not getting gobar'd like you.
qOsQHJ
No.393993
Have fun
Do you ever want "gazva-e-hind"
Also, This once again proved that this whole "gobar" thing is muslim psyOP to influence unemployed incels on this forum
FMXtUV
No.393994
>>393993
Are yaar, didn't I tell you I hate Kekslam? Fuck all this terrorshit cuckery. I just wanna have good food and a lot of sexo in my life. I don't have time for such lame shit.
FMXtUV
No.393996
I already lived half of my life with no comebacks. Fuck, I hate myself.
qOsQHJ
No.393997
yeHtUS
No.394010
>>393988(OP)
Damn are you me? This is exactly how I feel, I know there's no god but I love being muslim
FMXtUV
No.394011
>>394001
I'll never let my kids get circumcised.
yeHtUS
No.394012
>>394001
It's in childhood. We don't even remember the pain. Also circumcision solves many potential dick problems
FMXtUV
No.394013
>>394010
Same. I thought about this a lot, and it makes a lot of sense.
yeHtUS
No.394017
>>394013
The biggest plus point over handoo is our upbringing. I've seen handoo parents using their children as retirement plan.
Our families might restrict daughters but most of the time sons have a lot of freedom.
I remember scoring 8 marks out of 80 in biology and the first thing my baap said is that he'll set me up a dukaan and we ate mutton that day in dinner
nv/xDa
No.394018
>>393988(OP)
Do you drink daaru? How do you fags even have fun at men's gatherings? Sharbat peete ho kya bhenchod? Also please don't marry your cousin. I wouldn't care if you were a random Mulla but as a fellow anon I care. Don't end up with dyslexic retard babies.
FMXtUV
No.394020
>>394017
I don't have an Imouto, but that's trve. My parents never forced me to go to masjid or some shit. Yeah, they told me to when I was a kid, but not anymore. They're also getting older now, so I need to get a job and take better care of them.
>>394018
This is all a hoax. Nothing like that happens here. But these things do happen in other conservative Moslem majority countries and some Moslem ghettos here. I know this happens more often in MENA & SEA countrsies, as well as in Porkistan and Kangluadesh. No one in my family has ever married within the same family. Maybe it's because I come from a liberal Moslem family.
nv/xDa
No.394041
>>394020
You didn't answer my daaru question.
FMXtUV
No.394042
>>394041
I'm just 20, what would I know? I've never drink or smoke.
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/TifOc
No.394043
>>393988(OP)
>>I get to eat high T food instead of the regular vegcvck diet as per Indian standards
like? cheap meat?
>>I'll marry a trad submissive qt muslimah who'll love and care for me forever
>he doesnt know
>>I only need to celebrate one festival per year
how is this a w
I7Omen
No.394047
>>394020
You’re probably a Muslim with Persian roots.
w96aY0
No.394068
>>393988(OP)
What the fuck are you on about? Christians get to eat both pork and beef & and they also get allowed to drink beer/alcohol unlike no fun religion pisslam.
nJ8ufl
No.394070
>>393988(OP)
I am jealous yaara, as a hindoo i have give this idea a lot of thoughts that i will convert into muslim and do things which I can't able to do as hindoo. Also there is a nice point you mentioned there are lots of festivals man, diwali, holi is and durga puja is fine but rest are just idk what to say. Not to mention I can get trad submissive wife.
But converting is not worth it, so I will leave the country
nJ8ufl
No.394073
>>394070
>But converting is not worth it
My family is very conservative, they all hate pisslam and mushlim to there core.
w96aY0
No.394074
>>394070
Islam still has restrictions on pork and alcohol tho, Christianity doesn't have any restrictions.
nJ8ufl
No.394077
>>394074
Doesn't matter my muslim friend drinks too, he said maa chudaye allah (i am not kidding)
nv/xDa
No.394137
>>393988(OP)
Handooizm doesn't mean vegcuck.
