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Anonymous

IN

AzG/uB

No.399384

Guys... I got selected.

I applied for a site engineer role but they had vacancy for quality / design engineer role and I got interviewed for that role instead because the HR 1UP'd my resume.

1 hour of gang rape. After 5 minutes I couldn't act anymore. They asked me why I have so many gaps. They asked me why I quit teaching. They asked me why I just didn't get a job before. They asked me why I don't try PhD. etc. etc. After that I was asked to do AutoCAD and I knew it so I managed to draw some shit on it.

They're OK with my performance and asked me to join from Jan but... this is really bothering me.

1. Salary 22kpm

2. 3 years BOND (not sure how they will enforce it I don't have the offer letter yet)

3 years BOND look like hell yaar. Why should I chain myself to a company for 3 years? At the same time they also explained how I should think this from their point of view and that they're going to train me and they expect me to stay because they're investing time and energy in me. 3 fucking years. Do I have to sell my soul for 3 years?

I told them I'll discuss with my parents and AVPL'd my way out.

Anonymous

IN

AfrTam

No.399385

>>399384(OP)

Damn yaaar congrats btw. How are you feeling?

>3year bond

what are the conditions? Ask them about it. This is an issue.

Anonymous

IN

AfrTam

No.399386

>>399384(OP)

>quality / design engineer role

you will do well desu

Anonymous

IN

uWW0s2

No.399389

karle neetbhangi, bonds are meme either way, they wont drag you to courts. also its good, once you have exp for 3 yrs, you can easily jump ship to better job.

Anonymous

IN

AfrTam

No.399391

>>399384(OP)

>At the same time they also explained how I should think this from their point of view and that they're going to train me and they expect me to stay because they're investing time and energy in me. 3 fucking years.

Ask them prospects of future increment etc. Training is well and all.

And i think it's not a big deal. You get a job now, work there for 1 year or so. Have some experience in this field and maybe you will like maybe you wont but you got experience coupled with education background you can find better offers.

Once you find just pay them off and move on. So not an issue.

Anonymous

IN

uWW0s2

No.399392

ahh, this is rakulpajeet, your problem is you dont want to stick to a job for few time, you quit too early, you stick to a job for 1-2 year then switch for better one, you just dont quit without another offer in hand so that it wont create a gap.

Anonymous

IN

AfrTam

No.399393

>>399389

truke

Anonymous

UN

40B6hG

No.399394

>>399384(OP)

this is awesome anan.

any job is better than no job imo

3 year bond IS too much, let them know that youre interested but reduce the bond time.

are you gonna donate to bhach once salary comes

Anonymous

IN

VtL5ka

No.399395

>>399384(OP)

Finally no gobarposting

Anonymous

IN

AfrTam

No.399396

>>399394

>are you gonna donate to bhach once salary comes

naa naa he ascending is enough kek. 22k will barely pay for his gooning.

>>399395

>he doesn't know

did you forget about the pre-NEET rakuljeet days?

Hopefully this time it will be better.

Anonymous

UN

40B6hG

No.399398

>>399396

if youre dyaush, ive some advice. i need a few features here idk if its possible or not. ill create a meta thread probably by evening.

>rakulcel

i hate to become a glowie but i need to datamine

Anonymous

ARYA

mbxBI8

No.399401

>>399384(OP)

3 year bond is fine, if they are paying more than 50 K, we really need fucking minimum wage law or some shit yaar, it should not be ok for these corpos to pay us this way.

Anonymous

ARYA

mbxBI8

No.399403

>>399396

>rakuljeet

Ah the good old days when he was actually just s foid, and I used to dream of being the big muscly ugly bastards who would fill him up of my big fat serving of burning hot Aryan juice. :kek:

Anonymous

IN

AfrTam

No.399405

>>399398

>if youre dyaush, ive some advice. i need a few features here idk if its possible or not. ill create a meta thread probably by evening.

sure meta it is.

Anonymous

IN

AfrTam

No.399406

>>399398

>i hate to become a glowie but i need to datamine

ignore just lurk you will see.

Anonymous

UN

40B6hG

No.399407

anan do you mind telling me how educated you are?

do you have any work experience

Anonymous

ARYA

mbxBI8

No.399408

>>399396

>naa naa he ascending is enough kek. 22k will barely pay for his gooning.

I wanted to ask when I get filthy rich and decide to donate you some nice fat cash (give some of the margin to mods too when that day cum, not even the mods I like, but all of them alike those who have been working since I started using the site) how can I do it while being anonymoushak saar?

Anonymous

IN

AfrTam

No.399409

>>399403

you imagine everyone to be foid anon.

Anonymous

UN

40B6hG

No.399410

>>399408

buyhimacoffee

Anonymous

UN

40B6hG

No.399412

>>399408

i have 220rs, i wanted to donate too but i cant

i need to pay 39rs every month for spotify premium.

Anonymous

IN

AzG/uB

No.399413

>>399385

I feel like vomiting actually. I'm worried about making a bad decision. Throughout the interview I was behaving like I had a vibrator up my ass because I was just nervous and it was so visible to everyone sitting there. The whole experience has been exhausting and my head hurts badly now. I can say for sure that I'm not happy about this. I am not okay with the 3 year bond and the 22kpm kaamwali-tier salary.

>conditions

I asked the HR and he said he will send offer letter through my mail soon. He asked me if I will be willing to submit my original certificates and I said N O straight.

>>399386

15 days in front of computer drawing AutoCAD blueprint shit and 15 days going around different locations and checking whether the installations are proper and in place I think. I find this potentially exhausting as well. Too much travel may kill me.

By 5 or so years they will be expecting me to lead a team and to finish off projects and I don't think I have it in me, to make people do things, but they expect me to do a personality shift and become a "team leader" in future. They made this explicit.

>>399389

3 fucking years yaar. Why is it a meme?

Also, I am in my 30s yaar. 3 more years... I don't know if I can last long.

Another big concern is no woman would want to marry a 22kpm loser.

>>399391

Increment based on performance. Increment will be put only after a year of service. Training wise they said they'll train and that's it.

>Once you find just pay them off and move on. So not an issue.

Why is it not an issue... ?

I'm looking at some reddit threads and they consider bonds as jail terms and are mostly against it yaar.

https://www.reddit.com/r/developersIndia/comments/1jouhe9/got_a_42_lpa_offer_but_theres_a_3year_bond_is_it/

>>399394

I have expressed my disapproval to the 3 year bond politely but they don't seem to bend down yaar.

>donate to bhach

22kpm I don't know if I can even satisfy my parents needs yaar but let's see.

>>399395

Come on, don't you guys remember my every day threads about workplace venting here?

>>399401

So... it's not fine?

Anonymous

UN

40B6hG

No.399416

>>399413

wait for their job letter, let them know that youre interested but cant work under such conditions. how can u expect me to sign a bond for 3 years while earning 22kpm.

my brother, college dropout 1st year started working when he was 17yo, now he is 24 earning 40k as an accountant.

look for more jobs anan.

Anonymous

IN

AfrTam

No.399431

>>399413

>I am not okay with the 3 year bond and the 22kpm kaamwali-tier salary.

Bond just understand what are the rules about it that's it for clarity.

Payment is alright desu, your first problem is lack of job get it. You can keep looking for greener pastures later.

They seems to be interested in training you and i think might be good for you to have some industry experience.

Yes don't give your original certs.

>>399413

>15 days in front of computer drawing AutoCAD blueprint shit and 15 days going around different locations and checking whether the installations are proper and in place I think. I find this potentially exhausting as well. Too much travel may kill me.

Sounds comfy though, if they provide you transport in case of longer travels etc. As long as you don't have to shell out money.

AutoCAD is cool you can learn this, have it in your experience from there you can jump to other companies in industry this is golden opportunity and silver lining.

>>399413

>By 5 or so years they will be expecting me to lead a team and to finish off projects and I don't think I have it in me, to make people do things, but they expect me to do a personality shift and become a "team leader" in future. They made this explicit.

Don't over think, one step at a time.

>Increment based on performance. Increment will be put only after a year of service. Training wise they said they'll train and that's it.

fair.

>why not an issue

>reddit

ignore nobody is gonna jail you for shits. at best you will have to pay off but you can do it suppose you get a 12lpa job later down the road you can find a way to pay the current company off somehow.

Anonymous

ARYA

mbxBI8

No.399432

>>399409

Nyooo, I just think you are a cute animu girl since us IT majdoors being cute girls is funny, but I did think of rakool as unironically a tasty virgin and bratty femcel, who needed to be corrected (by me) we never know, I might have made plaplap joke to an actually food here and she might even have phantasised about my massive Aryan pp and animu tier romanticc moments with me at night, laying awake at nighto. That is it.

Anonymous

ARYA

mbxBI8

No.399434

>>399410

>buyhimacoffee

Understoond.

Anonymous

UN

40B6hG

No.399437

>>399431

golden reply

listen to us anan

Anonymous

ARYA

mbxBI8

No.399438

>>399412

Understandable, I make so much but so much of it is genuinely put to necessities of my close and even distant relatives and even some kids who are not related to me, I have nothing left : ( I feel bad because I enjoy boolying people here and having Convo with dayoos and yui sananas.

Anonymous

UN

40B6hG

No.399443

>>399438

i lost 300 yesterday doing casino online.

ive promised ill never do such again.

premium pass is 2usd, i wonder why not 1usd

Anonymous

ARYA

mbxBI8

No.399447

>>399413

>So... it's not fine?

It's not ... Bad, see 22K is a low wage anon, I think you should get the offer letter if nothing, but .. dude 3 years is a lot of time, even if we go by assumption by second year you get a raise of 5K (good case scenario) them you will end up with what? 27K second year, 33K, third year, and 38K when the third yeard ends. Just ask yourself if you are willing to settle for it, try to bargain for more or atleast reduce the bond time.

It will be a spirit breaker to see someone start with the kind of money that you will get three years later. But do that ONCE you get offer later pyare, you have done it, many don't even get as far as you did. Be happy.

Anonymous

ARYA

mbxBI8

No.399450

>>399443

>i lost 300 yesterday doing casino online.

>ive promised ill never do such again.

Invested in a scam, and black money ended up circulating in my account, account is shut down now : ( 700 negative, and I don't know what to do, maybe i should make a thread about it.

Anonymous

UN

40B6hG

No.399452

>>399450

yes please do.

long live /dhan/

Anonymous

ARYA

mbxBI8

No.399456

>>399452

It's strictly about seeking legal and banking help though

Anonymous

UN

40B6hG

No.399457

>>399456

so what anan, its a valid threadworthy topic.

Anonymous

ARYA

mbxBI8

No.399460

>>399457

Troo, I will make one when I get free : D I do not think I will get any good advice, but I will still do share it so nahacells don't fall for such bait.

Anonymous

UN

40B6hG

No.399463

>>399460

i am nanhacel, i smoked away 1 lakh on freefire once

Anonymous

ARYA

mbxBI8

No.399464

>>399463

But your bank account is not in negative or being locked down by legal authorities : ( mine is yaar

Anonymous

UN

40B6hG

No.399466

>>399464

sir when i was small, back in 2021 i spent so much using mata pita debit cards.

abhi woh account band kardiya, its in minus 12k

Anonymous

ARYA

mbxBI8

No.399470

>>399466

Dam, any consequences?

Anonymous

UN

40B6hG

No.399473

>>399470

no.

however a relative owed us 5000rs so he accidentally sent the money to the account which is in -12k. then i called bank saying ki refund the paisa, they said lien laga hua hai 12k.

gtfo, kya chiz ka lien. kabhi use hi nahi kiya.

it was debit card which i used, jo paise the hi nahi woh kharch kaise hogye

Anonymous

ARYA

mbxBI8

No.399476

>>399473

Can you close that bank account without having to pay the sum

Anonymous

UN

40B6hG

No.399478

>>399476

ill just not do anything, what can they even do.

also, we have shifted to another city without changing address in bank.

they cant do shit.

Anonymous

ARYA

mbxBI8

No.399493

>>399478

That doesn't seem like a very legal or any kind of permanent solution.

Anonymous

UN

40B6hG

No.399494

>>399493

it is permanent sir

Anonymous

ARYA

mbxBI8

No.399507

>>399494

How tho.

Basically, what happened was

>Be me

>One day I get a notification

>My account is shut down

>I can't use it to pay now

>Bank balance is in negative

>-1000 account balance now

>Check my bank account

>-2000 are frozen in account

>Talk to peepo

>Find out and FIR happened

>Black money made it to my account

>Frozen untill clearance certificate

>I male the police station to approb

>Nothing ever habbens

>1 year pass

>Still in negative

>Now in -1200

If this goes on it may affect my civil :( what I do, I have other bank accounts but I don't want it to become a bigger praablem later anamas.

Anonymous

IN

PvLw8o

No.399509

Damn, even rakulcel ascended in the end

Anonymous

ARYA

w8hZXe

No.399510

how the fuck do you even get a jaab in this shithole?

Anonymous

IN

AfrTam

No.399516

>>399510

>New NEET Appears.

Idhar ao pyare gale lago.

Anonymous

ARYA

mbxBI8

No.399517

>>399510

Sab ascend karege, tu bhi, tension mat le.

BGTOW

AS

40B6hG

No.399520

>>399507

eh i wanna greentext my story aswell

>be me, small kid who loves freefire

>spend 1 lakh+ on it buying skins

>one day, only 35rs in my mothers acc.

>i act dumb, go to bank w my mother

>everybody sad

>i act that im innocent and keep going to bank

>i played w my own family for months.

>everything going according to plan, i forgot to delete a mail tho

>it showed transaction receipt of freefire

>khel khatam

>we stop using that bank account

>we didnt close that account permanently

>-12k boom

>dont care, in another city rn

Anonymous

ARYA

mbxBI8

No.399521

>>399520

>>we didnt close that account permanently

So I must close that account >:( I get it nao

Anonymous

IN

AfrTam

No.399524

>>399520

brootal lmaoo

Anonymous

ARYA

mbxBI8

No.399525

>>399524

12K negative balance is fucking insane. I think I am blessed my negative charges have not gone past 1000. I should just pay the amount and her the account closed when I can.

Anonymous

IN

AfrTam

No.399527

>>399525

1000 is nothnig tbh it's better to close it.

maybe not now but if that anon has to take loans etc. BIG Banks will grab his ass.

Anonymous

ARYA

mbxBI8

No.399528

>>399527

Yush, I should go to bank, even if I hate it or on the least drop a text to the bank manager and see what can be done.

BGTOW

AS

40B6hG

No.399529

>>399521

but ab kya hi hoga, we aint paying that negative because we dont know about it

>>399525

why would u clear the charges anan, file it as fraud and close it anyways

BGTOW

AS

40B6hG

No.399532

>>399527

arrey yaar, education loan lena hai mere upar.

nahi milega kya

Anonymous

IN

AzG/uB

No.399533

My head fucking hurts from overthinking so much

>>399431

>if they provide you transport in case of longer travels etc

They asked me if I have a bike and I said no so I expect that such arrangements is not possible. It's an MSME ultimately. Maybe an old 10+ years MSME with 30 or so people working in there.

>>399416

I fucked up my resume yaar. Because of meme exams and masters degree and other bad decisions along the way.

22kpm... 3 years

Best case scenario, they may put 10k increment and I'd be earning 52kpm in 3 years

Worst case scenario, no increment and I'd still be sitting at 22kpm - pathetic

Reasonable scenario, I may get 5k increment each year and I'll end up with 37kpm - doesn't look nice tbh but better than 22kpm certainly... this is just shit.

>>399509

Bro... I haven't accepted the offer yet. My friend is not okay with this condition, my parents are not OK with this condition. They're not ok that I'm going to work for lala company and that too get bonded there for 3 years for 22kpm. They would be happier if it were L&T or something.

>>399510

Naukri, LinkedIn, etc. I got this through Naukri. Lucked out yaar. Also, I have Masters in Engineering and that's what made me get this job yaar. My masters degree. You need to "stand out" somehow. I don't know how. If there are 100 applicants you can assume that only 20% of it is valid.

Anonymous

ARYA

mbxBI8

No.399536

>>399532

Not if the CIBIL is raped anamas, these things work on a trust system, you raped that trust now they will rape u, kek. We are doing the literally most adulting Convo that may have ever have happened on bhach.

>>399529

>but ab kya hi hoga, we aint paying that negative because we dont know about it

Troo

>>399529

>why would u clear the charges anan, file it as fraud and close it anyways

How tho

BGTOW

AS

40B6hG

No.399537

>>399533

take care anan, sleep acche se.

also, if i was in your place, id have joined it

BGTOW

AS

40B6hG

No.399541

>>399536

ill be back after an hour, phone is low charged

we are high iq intellectually blessed anans

Anonymous

ARYA

mbxBI8

No.399550

>>399541

Yush

Anonymous

ARYA

mbxBI8

No.399552

>>399541

We shall continew on the dhan thread :)

Anonymous

UN

t72dnJ

No.399558

>>399541

>>399550

Anonymous

IN

5tHYOa

No.399559

>>399384(OP)

Congrats on the jaan yaar :animu_casual_dance_g:

Bond ke saath blank signed cheque to nahi manga? Agar manga ho to mana kar dena. The consequences of cheque bounce are brootal.

Anonymous

IN

5tHYOa

No.399560

>>399559

jaab*

Anonymous

IN

6TVGzO

No.399565

> be me

> don't spend gortillion on engineering

> answer some retarded questions

> get 500.000 job

> job is as good as data entry

> free beer & weekend off

Crowanon

IN

t2xhCQ

No.399567

Congrats Rakulcel. I hope that you do your job well.

Anonymous

ARYA

mbxBI8

No.399575

>>399565

>free beer & weekend off

If you get two days off, AND free beer that's just insanely good lmao

BGTOW

AS

40B6hG

No.399608

>>399565

can you explain what you do

did you do your engi(by the way I am a nigger)ing or not?

what kinda retarted questions are we talking about

Anonymous

IN

6TVGzO

No.399652

Sector is investment banking. Finance has money and it's outsourced work so pay is generally higher.

Market related basic question. Refer last para of thread 358 on dhan

BGTOW

AS

40B6hG

No.399719

>>399652

how did you get into investment banking

ive heard its tough

is quant the same thing as investment banking

how much do you earn in numbers

Anonymous

IN

t0+ZgQ

No.399761

>>399413

Be careful bruh

I signed 1.5 yrs bond as software engineer, went through hell

Couldn't resign as they would want money , they started asking for too much amount.

Also if I ran away I won't get any experience letter, so had to endure it

If u don't have any future prospects and want to kill urself, then take the jaab as it would get u some money and distraction

But if u have future goals then do give it a thought before joining, also try to find what work they do exactly and how much work pressure is there.

Anonymous

IN

t0+ZgQ

No.399766

>>399652

Link pls

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