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How am i supposed to cope knowing that i will never have this

Anonymous

IN

piPnRM

No.404061

> Hot gorimem as neighbour

> She is in love

> In a first world country

> She makes you do crazy things

Anonymous

IN

piPnRM

No.404062

Fuck this pajeet life

Anonymous

IN

vA7jCw

No.404063

>>404061(OP)

Stop keeping gorimemes on the pedestal, take the gobarsimp pill. The world becomes clearer

Anonymous

IN

6rKEx7

No.404064

>>404061(OP)

https://www.redgifs.com/watch/tenderreflectingamericangoldfinch

https://www.redgifs.com/watch/dutifulthirdarawana

Anonymous

IN

piPnRM

No.404067

>>404063

I want love not chut

Anonymous

IN

fAST/B

No.404079

>chance to pick a fantasy

>doesnt pick young connelly

Anonymous

IN

piPnRM

No.404086

>>404079

For some reason am obsessed with the first 30 minutes of the movie a

Well its going to remain a fantasy anyway

Anonymous

IN

YjRJfU

No.404097

>>404061(OP)

Ye to gori gobar hai

Anonymous

IN

Nr1upV

No.404099

>>404061(OP)

Safed Gobar

Anonymous

IN

piPnRM

No.404103

>>404097

>>404099

Yaar pajeet

Crowanon

IN

nq9rVO

No.404104

>>404061(OP)

If I was born in a first world country I would unironically spend all day running around outside. Fuck Dalli and its 1000 AQI air and 50 IQ bimaru denizens.

I just way to live in a clean, green, beautiful place with no Indians around. Is that too much to ask? I don't even want a gori foid or high-paying job, I will happily flip burgers to keep myself fed and spend the rest of my time in some nice park and look at the clean blue sky.

Anonymous

IN

HhbcxJ

No.404109

>>404061(OP)

>t.

Anonymous

IN

piPnRM

No.404110

>>404104

Same yaar

Imagine being a white man in US, they live a life

Anonymous

IN

piPnRM

No.404113

>>404109

??

Crowanon

IN

nq9rVO

No.404130

>>404110

I don't even want to be a white man. I just want to live in a beautiful and clean country with nice and decent people. I could be poor or a loner there, but it would not matter. Just living there would be enough to sustain my soul.

Anonymous

ARYA

1ak4nS

No.404132

pichle janam m zarum ham sabne koi paap kiya hoga

Crowanon

IN

nq9rVO

No.404134

>>404132

Mere jyotish ne bola ki maine pichle janam mein apni biwi aur uske parivar ko maar diya tha. Probably for good reason.

Anonymous

IN

piPnRM

No.404135

>>404130

People behave more nice when you are one of them

Anonymous

UN

rO6RVm

No.404137

>>404061(OP)

How am i supposed to cope knowing that i will never a 2dqt

Anonymous

IN

piPnRM

No.404139

>>404132

There are people out there living such lives in reality and here i am rotting in shithole

I hope n!gger cull them all

Crowanon

IN

nq9rVO

No.404140

>>404135

Doesn't matter. I can be invisible for all I care. I just want to live in a nice place and wake up to a beautiful day every morning. That is a basic human need, which every pajeet like me is denied.

Anonymous

UN

rO6RVm

No.404148

>>404140

Kys, anti-national.

Anonymous

IN

piPnRM

No.404155

>>404140

Things aren't that bad yaar

Which shithole are you from

Crowanon

IN

nq9rVO

No.404157

>>404155

Dalli

>>404148

No, I will make it out of here and live in a nice and clean place.

Anonymous

UN

rO6RVm

No.404160

>>404157

I will kill you the day right before you leave.

Crowanon

IN

nq9rVO

No.404162

>>404160

Theek hai bhai. You will still remain a miserable pajeet afterwards.

Anonymous

UN

rO6RVm

No.404167

>>404162

Don't project bhangi. I'm not a shitskin.

Anonymous

IN

Wp0o1y

No.404170

>>404104

>I just way to live in a clean, green, beautiful place with no Indians around.

You are part of the problem.

Crowanon

IN

nq9rVO

No.404175

>>404167

>not a shitskin

Neither am I. Pajeet is a state of mind, not skin color.

>bhangi

How does that matter when the whole world views you like you view a bhangi?

Crowanon

IN

nq9rVO

No.404179

>>404170

I keep my surroundings clean. I have come to the inconvenient conclusion that any place inhabited by Indians becomes an automatic shithole.

>part of the problem

And you aren't?

What is the solution beyond doing your best? I already do that and it is not getting any better.

Anonymous

UN

rO6RVm

No.404180

>>404175

N!gga why not make India a garden instead of turning Europe into a toilet. I will not let you leave, certainly not alive.

HR

8Pozvt

No.404182

>SAAAAAAAAAAAAAR: the thread

/thread

Anonymous

IN

By9Jro

No.404188

>>404134

>>404140

You still have kerala, pahadi states and the northeast in india

Anonymous

UN

rO6RVm

No.404190

>>404188

>pahadi states

do not come here poojeets, we dont want your kind

Anonymous

IN

Wp0o1y

No.404191

>>404179

Every pajeet thinks he is not like other pajeets but they all are part of the problem. Collective failures are collective.

>What is the solution.

Work on improving your own country, your own family and yourself.

Crowanon

IN

nq9rVO

No.404193

>>404180

It is over. It is so over that it never began. It will never get better.

You either die in this shithole, or you make it out only to get kicked around because you came from a shithole.

>not let you leave

Ok bhai. Whatever helps you cope. Crabs in the bucket mentality.

Anonymous

IN

piPnRM

No.404195

Retards fighting

Development and environment aren't the only factors

Culture and society matters too

Anonymous

IN

piPnRM

No.404197

>>404180

You can't change the people yaar

90% of indians are DALIT

Anonymous

UN

rO6RVm

No.404198

>>404197

You can kill em...

HR

8Pozvt

No.404199

>>404190

>dont want your kind

Anonymous

IN

piPnRM

No.404201

>>404198

Not gonna happen

Government sucks there dick day and night

Anonymous

UN

rO6RVm

No.404202

>>404193

I'm no crab in a bucket, I'm a tiger in a bush, my moment will come, and I will genocide all of you bhangis and make Aryavart Arya again, and then I'll march onto the world and kill you and your family for being traitors to the fatherland.

Anonymous

UN

rO6RVm

No.404203

>>404199

shoo shoo

Crowanon

IN

nq9rVO

No.404204

>>404188

>pahadi state

Have turned into a shithole. There will be no more pahadi states soon enough. That is the consequence of rapid deforestation, high concentration of shitty construction and closing off natural water channels.

Dada ki kothi hai Dehradun main. Har saal jata tha. I have seen the decay firsthand.

>Kerala

Better than most Indian states, still pales in comparison to other places abroad. Not to mention commie and mudslime abbos.

>NE

Half of NE is embroiled in conflict. I can't even own property there. What's the point?

Anonymous

UN

rO6RVm

No.404206

>>404204

As a pahadi I can confirm you're spitting pure gobbar.

Anonymous

IN

By9Jro

No.404207

>>404190

Seethe

I will advertise pahadi states everywhere and fill your land with bimarus

Anonymous

IN

piPnRM

No.404208

>>404202

> Muh bhangis

Half of the non bhangis are retarded too

You gotta genocide 90% of the population to make it liveable

Crowanon

IN

nq9rVO

No.404209

>>404202

>muh Aryavart

You are definitely underage.

>genocide you

I bet you can't even bench a 50. Faggot.

Anonymous

UN

rO6RVm

No.404211

>>404207

They're everywhere already kek, they look so ugly, are loud and smell even worse, especially when being burned in a barn.

Anonymous

UN

rO6RVm

No.404213

>>404209

silky hands wala skinny femboy toh tu he na lekin lodu

Captcha:CCP

:glowie:

Anonymous

IN

piPnRM

No.404214

>>404207

Uttarakhand is already seeing a decent muslim migration, soon bimarus will get there too

Same will happen with himachal

Anonymous

UN

rO6RVm

No.404216

>>404214

Nope, you shitskins can't handle the cold.

Anonymous

IN

By9Jro

No.404217

>>404204

Most pajeets still live far better lives than your dalli/bimaruland

Dallicels and bimarus should stop with their self hating rants and dragging the rest of us down with you. Most of us are doing okay

Crowanon

IN

nq9rVO

No.404218

>>404206

Cope karle bhai. 10 saal mein tera ghar hi nahi bachega.

Look up the Punjab Land Preservation Act, and the consequences of ignoring it.

The pahads have gone to shit. We will see a total collapse soon.

Crowanon

IN

nq9rVO

No.404220

>>404217

Visit the US or any place in Europe. I went to the US on a sponsored school trip for an exchange program. I have hated waking up in this shithole ever since.

Anonymous

IN

piPnRM

No.404221

>>404216

> The Current population of Haldwani is about 650,000 people including urban and Rural areas.The region is dominated by the Kumaonis and migrants of various states including Uttar Pradesh, Bihar, Punjab, Bengal, hence a major population belonging to various religions and regions are present in Haldwani as per provisional data released by the 2011 census

> Hinduism is the majority religion in Haldwani with 78.82% followers.[2] Islam is second most popular religion in city with approximately 18.55% following it

We bimarus have the cure of K2As, what will sissy pahadis gonna do

Your heaven is doomed, you live in pajeetland you became a pajeet

Anonymous

UN

rO6RVm

No.404222

>>404218

Don't care, even if all of India turns into a nuclear wasteland the lone tiger will still hunt, even if only cockroaches remain the prey.

Anonymous

UN

rO6RVm

No.404223

>>404221

UK is honorary bimaru. Only Himachalis are pure.

Anonymous

IN

Wp0o1y

No.404224

>>404207

>>404214

Keep dreaming. We have land laws at least in HP and bimaru tfr is falling to match the national average.

Anonymous

IN

By9Jro

No.404226

>>404220

Ya obviously India not as good as developed countries

But this really shitty dystopian "typical pajeet shithole" cities only exist in dalli ncr and bimaruland

Crowanon

IN

nq9rVO

No.404227

>>404213

>silky hands femboy

Is the average bhangi here a full-time majdoor? Do you guys have sun-backed, calloused hands from lifting bricks?

My hands are normal for a guy my age.

Anonymous

UN

rO6RVm

No.404228

>>404227

No, they aren't, you are weak and ill, prolly malnutritioned too.

Anonymous

IN

piPnRM

No.404229

>>404224

UP and Bihar have 2.5+ TFR

Muslims also have TFR of 2.4

Indian hindu TFR is 1.9 (It includes UP and bihar)

Anonymous

IN

By9Jro

No.404230

>>404222

hp has no industries or economy

Your entire state runs on tourism and apple farms

Anonymous

IN

piPnRM

No.404231

>>404223

After utttarakhan, Himachal is next

Crowanon

IN

nq9rVO

No.404232

>>404223

The entirety of pahads are a shithole. Imagine kanging on that.

>>404226

UP, Haryana, Punjab, UK, MP, Maharashtra, Kerala, Rajasthan sab dekh liya. Not much better honestly. You are just used to filth.

Anonymous

UN

rO6RVm

No.404233

>>404230

>>404231

>>404232

Yet he top most relevant charts, keep seething shitskins.

Anonymous

UN

rO6RVm

No.404236

Tum sub anti-nationals ko scalping kiya jaega jub meri sarkar aegi, marxallah.

Crowanon

IN

nq9rVO

No.404237

>>404228

>weak

Nah, I run half-marathons

>ill

My last blood test from 2 months ago came back perfect. No deficiencies.

I had to undergo surgery for hiatial hernia, but that was roughly 8 months ago.

>malnutrition

I eat meat and dairy regularly.

I just had a growth spurt and am a bit young. Even my father and mother are very skinny. It is probably a frame issue.

Anonymous

IN

By9Jro

No.404240

>>404233

>top most relevant charts

Literally none kek

Anonymous

UN

rO6RVm

No.404241

>>404237

It is a bhangenetic issue, incineration is the solution, shall I deliver it to you?

Crowanon

IN

nq9rVO

No.404243

>>404233

Which ones? Not IQ, HDI, GDP, Height, etc.

Never understood pahadi kanging. You guys are manlets and brainlets. I have pahadi classmates, and they behave just like a bimaru does. The only thing that they have going for them is light skin.

Anonymous

IN

Wp0o1y

No.404245

>>404229

It was 3 a few years ago. As i said it is declining. We have to just maintain our tfr till bimaru tfr falls to same level.

>>404230

I dont think any indian state has industries barring NCR, bangalore, southern states especially not the bimarus whose entire economy is gormint exams or majdoori. Even punjab has nothing except from flourishing agri sector.

Anonymous

IN

piPnRM

No.404248

>>404245

People may become rich

But they are still ugly pajeet with pajeet culture

Crowanon

IN

nq9rVO

No.404249

>>404241

How edgy! Waow.

Anonymous

UN

rO6RVm

No.404250

>>404243

Ofc your classmates are bhangis like you.

Anonymous

UN

rO6RVm

No.404251

>>404249

I'm forecasting your family's future bhangi, count your days.

Anonymous

IN

piPnRM

No.404253

> Muh future genocide

> Muh falling TFR

> Muh increasing GDP

How does it affect me?

Things aren't going to be better and even if they are i would be old by that time

The best years of my life were shit

Crowanon

IN

nq9rVO

No.404254

>>404248

Pretty much this. Money does not buy class. Richjeets are even worse than poor ones. More greedy and less shameless.

>>404245

Falling TFR is the main issue. We will get older before we get richer, and then it is pretty much over.

We were supposed to capitalize on the growing population, but we failed.

That was our only chance to improve.

Anonymous

UN

rO6RVm

No.404255

>>404253

They are only as shit as you are, if you are a miserable fuck you will feel miserable ofc.

Crowanon

IN

nq9rVO

No.404256

>>404250

>>404251

Thik hai bhaiya.

Anonymous

IN

piPnRM

No.404259

>>404254

True yaar

Anonymous

IN

piPnRM

No.404265

>>404255

Most of the jeets regardless of c@ste have miserable lives and hence they stick to kanging

Unless you are some rich cityfag UMC jeet or some dehati UC landowner your life is also shit

Anonymous

UN

rO6RVm

No.404271

>>404265

Again, days are only as shit as you are, I live rather modestly, doesn't bother me, I know I have my goals and hobbies and I love em.

Anonymous

IN

KbJ8BY

No.404277

Broutal

Anonymous

IN

piPnRM

No.404289

>>404271

So do i

But people around me are shit

Anonymous

IN

Wp0o1y

No.404292

>>404265

Ofc india as a whole is a joke when compared to first world countries and comes nowhere close but its just hilarious watching subsaharan africa tier bimaru shitholes being full of themselves and shitting on pahadis who do far better than them.

Crowanon

IN

nq9rVO

No.404293

>>404265

Even rich UMC cityfags live horrid lives. They just consume slop to numb themselves.

>landowners

Plenty of my relatives are. Kab tak zameen ka khayenge? They have hollow lives and no scope for growth unless they use the land for commercial purposes or sell it off. Retards won't do either of the things due to traditions and izzat.

Crowanon

IN

nq9rVO

No.404305

>>404292

>pahadis who do better

You have no jobs, there are piles upon piles of empty houses in places like Shimla that never got bought, and your house is one rainy season away from getting uprooted.

But keep kanging. Kanging will definitely fix the water channels that got closed off due to unplanned construction, and regrow the uprooted trees that used to bind the soil.

Greed ruins everything. It ruined the hillside.

Anonymous

IN

Wp0o1y

No.404331

>>404305

>You have no jobs.

So like 90% of india? Every pajeet is flocking to NCR, Bangalore, mumbai. Still better than bimarus by miles.

>your house is one rainy season away from getting uprooted.

Not everyone lives in upper himachal places like shimla. In fact much of the population inhabits flatlands in valleys like Kangra valley. At least we dont have bridges collapsing every monsoon.

Anonymous

IN

piPnRM

No.404332

>>404293

Both have better lives than most of the indians

KA

o7shYR

No.404343

>>404214

himachal is already 50% poonjabi and KP kek

Anonymous

IN

Wp0o1y

No.404351

>>404343

Talking out of ass. Election results would reflect that if that were the case. Both KPs and punjabis (mostly khatris) came here decades ago as refugees. They blend in nicely.

Anonymous

IN

erm542

No.404361

>>404331

This is not about being better than bimarus, retard. You cannot compete on a global level.

>>404332

Living better than other Indians does not mean that your lifestyle is in anyway comparable to the rest of the world.

You guys have run out of copes. This place is a fucking shit hole, the world views us as cockroaches, and we are royally fucked.

\thread

Anonymous

IN

Wp0o1y

No.404365

>>404361

I already said it retard. >>404292

Anonymous

IN

Wp0o1y

No.404370

>>404361

You should realise how significantly indian gdp will be boosted if these 2 states UP and bihar reach 3000 USD GDP per capita. These 2 states alone constitute population of 35 crores and pull down national averages significantly.

Anonymous

IN

erm542

No.404383

>>404365

Not the fucking point! How are you okay with just being better than literally shit-munching bimarus? Is that something to be proud of?

>>404370

Never going to happen. India is one large dehat, and every one of us is a dehati.

Anonymous

IN

piPnRM

No.404390

All we can do is cope

KA

o7shYR

No.404423

>>404351

>Talking out of ass.

i have relatives in dist. solan, they have said majority of people in their colony are Punjabi Khatris or KPs. Very few Paharis

Anonymous

IN

piPnRM

No.404435

>>404423

Stay with pajeet become a pajeet

KA

o7shYR

No.404438

>>404435

>pajeet

interesting since sardarjis in kaneda were the original jeets

Anonymous

IN

piPnRM

No.404441

>>404438

When did i say that poonjabis are not pajeet

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