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I HATE MY MOM

Anonymous

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2x+AKX

No.421003

i am 5'9" fairskinned high IQ baman, my plan is to do Mtech from IIT and go to japan and marry a pyaari nihongo qt, but my bitch ass parents only want me to marry another baman randi.

i am doomed to get married to a ran through raand, how do i escape it bros ? the only way i see is to literally desert my parents.

Anonymous

IN

R52FpO

No.421006

It's your ultimate fate to get

GOBAR'D

Anonymous

IN

jzoWL6

No.421007

>>421003(OP)

Sudhar ja anon, go through your thread ceremony, grind those shashtra and put the prasadam in the bag.

Anonymous

IN

jzoWL6

No.421008

>>421006

Stop spamming this in every thread.

Anonymous

IN

CcFryi

No.421009

>>421003(OP)

yaar baman u will get a gigastacy either way y u still seething

Gareeb gandu

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R+u0aZ

No.421012

>>421003(OP)

Jap chinks are more ran through btw and they consider cheating normal

Anonymous

IN

2x+AKX

No.421016

>>421007

>put the prasadam in the bag

if that is a way of telling me to accept my fate of getting GOBAR'D, then fuck you.

>>421009

>gigastacy

no gigastacy happens in lundia

HTB at best

a ran through RAAND is what i will get

Anonymous

IN

R52FpO

No.421017

>>421008

Op must know his fate. Nothing survives

Anonymous

IN

2x+AKX

No.421019

>>421012

better a ran through jap qt who atleast respects her husbando than a GOBARjeeta

>>421017

fuck you, i WILL go to japan

Anonymous

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4/CQX7

No.421023

>>421003(OP)

Bhachad, Your age? Neet or waigie now? Bodycount?

Anonymous

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jubeMD

No.421024

>>421003(OP)

>nihongo randi

yaar, your son will be a dicklet and daughter will carry randi genes of nihongo and gobbar genes of your gobbar jeeta maa

Anonymous

GJ

oa+KKh

No.421025

>>421003(OP)

if gobar is inevitable, gorehabba it.

UN

TkP4j/

No.421031

>>421003(OP)

You will not get into IIT neither you'll have a qtjeeta

Anonymous

IN

2x+AKX

No.421033

>>421023

>Bhachad

not a bhachad yet, but 2026 is the year i will ascend.

>Your age?

19 lmao

1st sem btech cse tier 3 pvt kalej

>Bodycount?

KHHV

Anonymous

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R52FpO

No.421034

>>421019

>fuck you, i WILL go to japan

A pajeet only gets

GOBARD

THE GOBAR TAKES IT ALL

THE GOBARD HAS TO FALL

PB

uliYqh

No.421044

>>421003(OP)

Spamaxx aur rendimaxx karo chote Sharma Ji. Enjoy some Thais right here in Jeetland.

Anonymous

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CcFryi

No.421055

>>421003(OP)

>fairskinned high IQ

damn tab toh ur sister would be gigastacy yaar brootal she talked with mulla and a low cast jeet is sexxin her aaagghhhh

her age?

Anonymous

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2x+AKX

No.421057

>>421055

25

>gigastacy

yes, almost everyone in my family is good looking. tho i am more on the chopped side.

>low cast jeet is sexxin her

do not be fooled pyaare. i've met him, he is a fucking doormat. i would be surprised if he has even gotten a kiss. she is very smart and would never date someone she couldn't control.

Anonymous

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CcFryi

No.421059

>>421057

>i've met him, he is a fucking doormat.

damn jeetas bringing bf and making them meet their family bhai and baap included

saala 20-25 saal pehle honor killing kardeta bihar mein agar aisa karta koi kek

how fast did we change atul brootal

did she go to tier 1 city for kalej which enhanced her randiyapa? vaise ye toh ab common hai har jeeta k liye

Anonymous

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2x+AKX

No.421060

>>421059

it was a tier 1 central uni but a meme filler degree, only for being eligible for a govt jaab. she did eventually get the govt jaab too. >>421054

Indranon

!024Jj6WZIDQIo9s

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sbN+u/

No.421078

>>421033

damn youre literally like me but why 19 and 1st sem? did u drop?

KA

Pfx7Ea

No.421079

>>421008

ban krde na bhdwe

Anonymous

IN

HVXIA4

No.421081

>>421079

No

KA

Pfx7Ea

No.421085

>>421081

? who r u

Anonymous

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g+7uA8

No.421123

>>421003(OP)

>go to japan

Good plan as you're a STEM cel but start learning Japanese ASAP, acquire full professional proficiency else Japan ain't for you.

Anonymous

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g+7uA8

No.421125

>>421003(OP)

Also acquiring 3-5 years of relevant STEM cel work ex in india can be helpful

Anonymous

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CZus75

No.421130

>>421003(OP)

You sister got her job because of her woman quota not her iq.

AL ZUTT

UN

vBhMQa

No.421135

>>421034

Maha kek

Anonymous

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g+7uA8

No.421148

>>421031

>You will not get into IIT neither you'll have a qtjeeta

He can immigrate to japan even if he doesn't do master's in IIT although that's always a plus

whats more important is getting 3-5 years of work ex and speaking fluent japanese

Anonymous

IN

2x+AKX

No.421202

>>421078

>did u drop?

yes

>>421148

>He can immigrate to japan even if he doesn't do master's in IIT

tell me more, what is your basis for such a statement ?

Anonymous

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D6nWYS

No.421206

>>421202

He is correct my fren did masters from jamia islamia mulla kalej and got placed in Japan

Anonymous

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2x+AKX

No.421211

>>421206

tell more details about this placement. income, what exactly does he do ? goddamit you low iq n!ggers never give any details

Anonymous

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g+7uA8

No.421221

>>421202

>what is your basis for such a statement ?

It's simple, they look at your work ex and japanese language skills, not everyone is obsessed with college rankings like in lundia

Anonymous

IN

CZus75

No.421222

>>421211

Just go for JET yaara

Anonymous

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CZus75

No.421224

>>421221

No you need a bachelor's degree minimum to go there, that too from some reputed tier 1 kalej.

Anonymous

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g+7uA8

No.421235

>>421224

>No you need a bachelor's degree minimum to go there

Ofcourse you do n!gger, that's a no brainer kek

>from some reputed tier 1 kalej.

As I said, that's a plus but not a necessity, what's more important is having a stacked resume.

Anonymous

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352UaJ

No.421253

>>421235

Motivanon saar? Is that you?

Anonymous

IN

0sKCBQ

No.421504

>>421008

Ban that kanglu Dyaush

Anonymous

IN

0sKCBQ

No.421505

>>421012

Actual Trvke. Have you seen that blackpill video of how many japs cheat?

>>421019

>jap

>respects husband

Yaar pajeet, you aren’t getting any anime qt waifu.

>>421253

Huh, just realised I haven’t seen him in a while. Did something happen?

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