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Anonymous

ARYA

Ve0GKJ

No.422088

Has anyone here ever made a girl cheat with them. I did it last year with this really hot marathi brahmin from a tier 1 kalej. Her bf's dad is a prominent MLA from shiv sena. Recently I found out they might be in an open relationship. Still its kinda strange that she didn't tell him about us. Even his baap seems to have multiple wives. Not legally ofc. Elites really live in a world of their own.

kartofel

HP

tryT3J

No.422106

bhachads and their shenanigans

Anonymous

IN

R9D8UC

No.422107

TBD

Anonymous

IN

8Mv1fu

No.422108

>>422107

who is b

Cosmoanon

WB

ZIwM+t

No.422250

>>422088(OP) I did, with one syed girl { was older than me } form up, who came in my locality for English hon{ she was in 2nd year in JU } she was kind of a my english tutor also during 2022-2024, she had a pre arranged groom as they do in Lucknow ig , I was 16+ that time and had few make out with her during that 2yrs of time span, she is married now kek

Anonymous

IN

4EAbNL

No.422264

>>422108

bhachad i guess

Anonymous

IN

S0wc/N

No.422609

>>422250

>lucknow syed girl

too hot yaara can u post an e celeb who looks like her

picrel are syed muslim sisters from lucknow kek they liberal af bikini

Anonymous

IN

S0wc/N

No.422618

>>422609

yaar muthleem apni randi sambhal hijaab toh daal kek

Anonymous

IN

WjHdZz

No.422855

>>422609

>>422618

Coomed aah underage bhachad fucking married muslimah kek

Anonymous

IN

E7acTm

No.423548

>>422088(OP)

Mla kids peers here. Zamn..

Anonymous

IN

E7acTm

No.423572

Anyways, idk. This bitch i started talking to test myself. This girl spend a day with me, not a proper date. Had some touchy. Everything went right. Few days later sayd nothing can happen. Then she started msging again about irrelevant things. Turns out her relationship with her bf is just a fling and nothing serious. They haven't had any sex yet. So anyways, Pushing on me. What i do what i dont what i like when i sleep shit like this. Then things happen. We start sextings stuff. Mainly me but whataver. Sends me nudes. Then 3 days later says she feels bad she did it. All the while saying that we are txting but i should expect nothing more.

I got tired of this randirona stopped msging her. She asks in few days what happened why you acting like this why you feeling bad and stuff.

I told her that I'm not doing this shit anymore.

Anonymous

IN

46U8nG

No.423583

>>423572

>Sends me nudes.

>Then 3 days later says she feels bad she did it.

kek anyways bhachad ki jai

was she giga hot?

Anonymous

IN

E7acTm

No.423600

>>423583

>bhachad

Yaar anon if only you knew

>giga hot

No but fairskin, slim, short height. Something like homely girl pretty.

Anonymous

IN

8Mv1fu

No.423621

>>423600

fwd nudes here. not that shes personal to you anyway. i want to coom

Cosmoanon

WB

ZIwM+t

No.424375

>>422609

she kind of looked like her but she was C cup and had a mole in her neck , she taught me alot form sex to englishhhhh ,I till date miss fucking her

Cosmoanon

WB

ZIwM+t

No.424377

>>422618

KEK HER FATHER WAS IN SOME BUSINESS IN DUBAI and used to send her chocolates that i ate most after fucking her whole night kek

Cosmoanon

WB

ZIwM+t

No.424383

>>423572

get a motel and fuck her already dude and dump her later or use her as pet

Cosmoanon

WB

ZIwM+t

No.424388

>>422609

>> technically she was not married that time but .. yeah ig

Anonymous

IN

m3Oss4

No.424512

>>422250

>>424375

>>424377

>>424388

Your and her current Age? Your height?? Your bodycount?? Please tell karo and teach me ur ways bhachad.

Damn Cosmo anon you are a gigabhachad banging mullis while being underage.

Also dont mullas do virginity check by seeing blood on bed sheets kek??? The cvckmujeet did not do that ig topkek. Or may be she popped a blood vial lots of muslimah do that.

Cosmoanon

WB

ZIwM+t

No.424576

>>424512

I'M 20, HEIGHT 184 CM WEIGHT 81 KG WITH 17 percent of BODY FAT, had few hookups 2-3 relationship , currently looking for short term or fwbs , I follow 5 day in a week no carb diet and avoid oil , sugar and salt also no fastfoods I'm a combat sport athlete so lean protein diet, regarding your next queries idk i just happened to fuck her quite a few times after she left Up and came in KOLKATA secondly i don't care what she did or not, my priorities were emptying my balls in her i did, now sheis not my responsibility

Anonymous

IN

m3Oss4

No.424589

>>424576

>I'm a combat sport athlete

nice saar will watch out for you in Aturto Lightweight Championship Fights in coming months

Cosmoanon

WB

ZIwM+t

No.424593

>>424589

no yaar im not into mma rnI do wtf tkd and kickboxing for last 2yrs . I need at least more 3-4 yrs for being a pro Im in amature ranks rn

Anonymous

GJ

iZo0aY

No.424598

>>422108

all b's

Anonymous

IN

m3Oss4

No.424599

>>424593

are you bengali or north eastern?

Muay Thai anon another namefag(left 3 yrs ago) used to compete but he was north eastern.

Cosmoanon

WB

ZIwM+t

No.424606

>>424599

Bengali my grandmother and her side was Brahmin My grand Dad side is kayasthas

Cosmoanon

WB

ZIwM+t

No.424607

>>424599

im new here so i don't know muay thai anon or his lore unfortunately

Anonymous

IN

m3Oss4

No.424614

>>424606

>>424607

ok sirs good luck on your martials art career

also whenever u are free plz write a greentext on how did you woo and fuck syed muslim girl kek teaching bhach army to fuck chuslim gals

Cosmoanon

WB

ZIwM+t

No.424628

>>424614

im free rn kek just finished my 6th state championship in tkd got silver in heavyweight class and broken my ankle

Cosmoanon

WB

ZIwM+t

No.424633

>>424614

well ,be well groomed know how to flirt and have body fat and face fat under controll you can fuck 80-85% of girls including older women

Anonymous

IN

2m9AaN

No.424639

>>424633

Can you give basic flowchart from to initiate conversation, what to talk about etc? How to flirt? Pls help anon.

Anonymous

IN

UvcivQ

No.424648

>>422088(OP)

I had an affair with a 35 yo housewife once

Cosmoanon

WB

ZIwM+t

No.424655

>>424648

BASED DROP THE LORE

Cosmoanon

WB

ZIwM+t

No.424676

>>424639

>>fix your face and body{ try to get under 15 % body fat }first i recommend 30 min intense cardio and 30-60 min of gyming or strength training do that for 4-6 month for 5-6 days in a week , then fix skin and hair , groom hair well use cleanser, c- serum and collagen tablets for skin now fix yo dress now you are ready to score , just ask them out if they say yes go for it { 70-80 % of them will say yes after this 6 month of hardwork trust me }

Cosmoanon

WB

ZIwM+t

No.424679

>>424639

>> IT depends on what kind of conversation you are into yaar like irl or internet chating looking for hookups or long terms etc etc

Anonymous

IN

Y5mWuL

No.424707

>>424679

Saar then please make a dedicated thread some day. It will be helpful.

Cosmoanon

WB

ZIwM+t

No.424716

>>424707

i don't think 🤔 dudes here will care or take it seriously, also tell me in what context and title i should make the thread { i didn't post none otherthan /sci threads sometimes }

Anonymous

IN

X+WT9S

No.424717

>>424676

Thanks for the advice

Cosmoanon

WB

ZIwM+t

No.424720

>>424717

you are welcome brother

Anonymous

IN

X+WT9S

No.424722

>>424716

> I dont think here will care

True, but some dudes will benefit from it. Also, if you are going to make a post regarding this, make it in the Advice /adv/ board. If you make it in /b/ it will get mixed up with the (indian) bait threads.

Anonymous

IN

X+WT9S

No.424725

>>424676

Also, where do you meet so many girls? I'm surrounded by guys unfortunately.

Cosmoanon

WB

ZIwM+t

No.424730

>>424722

okkk I will write a decent thread about lookmaxxing and proper diet plans some day soon in /adv , i will also feel better to if more guys form here got there shit shorted out using my advices

Anonymous

IN

06LBOB

No.424731

>>424628

future UFC champ in making

Cosmoanon

WB

ZIwM+t

No.424734

>>424731

top kek yar I'm not gonna be another ansul after if i goin mma it will after i change my county origin and better coaching and amenities unfortunately not possible in INDIA

Cosmoanon

WB

ZIwM+t

No.424735

>>424725

hmm in fresher meeting in CU also in tinder , hinge and in telegram

Cosmoanon

WB

ZIwM+t

No.424746

>>424725

>>424735

also my old classmates form schools helps me to set up { girl classmates who i used to know or flirted with} i told them if any girl with hot enough type wanna have hookups or short terms they can contract me , i gave them my phn no nd gmail and my pic

Anonymous

IN

Mr++fD

No.424750

>>424735

Telegram? Wtf? What does that even mean?

Cosmoanon

WB

ZIwM+t

No.424752

>>424735

>>424725

also i got this girl form Rajasthan recently she had a bf still she used to flirt with me so her bf caught her make her delete telegram so now i talk to her in wpb kekand she stared sending hot pics of her behind his back

Cosmoanon

WB

ZIwM+t

No.424756

>>424750

umm messenger app ! they have groups also have many despo girls waiting for to get railed so yeah if you find one take that

Anonymous

IN

UvcivQ

No.424757

>>424655

She and I were tenants in the same home, she was bored stayed home all day. I guess she took a liking to me, she approached me and started talking. Had sex twice then she lost interest or maybe she was scared of getting caught.

Anonymous

IN

Mr++fD

No.424759

>>424752

Bhachad ki jai ho!

Anonymous

IN

Mr++fD

No.424764

>>424756

Ik what telegram is yaar. I didn't know you could get laid using that app.

Anonymous

IN

06LBOB

No.424765

>>424757

>>424752

bhachads ki jai

Anonymous

IN

06LBOB

No.424766

>>424764

bhachads can get pussy from here also

https://chat.bharatchan.com/

Cosmoanon

WB

ZIwM+t

No.424775

>>424757

KEK BASED yaar fuck more like them , AH i remember in our old house there was a bihari family as a tenants , they had 2 daughters and their dad was a b grade government employee , i was 11-12 that time , 2 sister was hot too both 4 year age apart one was 15 and older one was 19 ig i used to play ghar ghar and doctor doctor with both of them and had my first bj form the younger sister and used to sleep in their bed all day with them sometimes even night kek , yaar miss that kind of clingy intimacy sad that they left

Cosmoanon

WB

ZIwM+t

No.424777

>>424764

yes chance are slim but not nil flirt and e-sex with 10 and you will get at least 1-2 irl pussy in meet up for sure

Anonymous

IN

06LBOB

No.424781

>>424775

>bj at 11-12

bhachad lifemogg yaara

Pajaat saab

!PQjJ0TDNsAFb+B8

ROJR

JHTDsy

No.424795

>>422088(OP)

yeah its not all that fun and games and u get a serious realisation after drinking that how bad u fucked up.

if you really are a good person at heart u will feel like shit

Cosmoanon

WB

ZIwM+t

No.424796

>>424781

why you guys didn't mingle or play with girls during childhood ? also she was curious and i was shocked lol i didn't have any chance of cuming at first coz her mom walked in when we were under the blanket later my pee pee started to swell coz of that and i went straight in washroom to jack off kek , some time later bj form her became a routine till they moved out after 3 yrs i used to cum in her mouth while eating her out even in behind of a family temple kek

Cosmoanon

WB

ZIwM+t

No.424797

>>424795

well depends on the person ig

Anonymous

IN

s9ZUi1

No.424798

>>424796

>i used to cum in her mouth while eating her out even in behind of a family temple kek

brootal

Pajaat saab

!PQjJ0TDNsAFb+B8

ROJR

k7efy4

No.424815

>>424797

nah i see women in general are less empathetic, ive dated 5 times in last 3 years reason being i get distracted fast and dont get attached much, but when i cheated(the first and the only time) i felt like a shitbag when i was drinking, i tried calling the girl telling of how fucking pissed i was and her reply was send your photos i want to show u to my friends.

I not even being that emotionally available type guy still felt so bad to my fucking stomach and these girls dont even feel the emotional repecursions of their actions.

Ill stay fucking single and dont wanna associate myself with these women

Cosmoanon

WB

ZIwM+t

No.424823

>>424815

the cuckqueen types yum yaar if i got some one like that i will have threesome with her and her friends

Pajaat saab

!PQjJ0TDNsAFb+B8

ROJR

k7efy4

No.424829

>>424823

naah they just wanted to brag about u with their friends and even then its soul sucking. she was very good looking kashmiri with red hair and thats why i thought with my dick and not head funny thing is it was her long term school bf who she was cheating with on and that guy chose to come to bangalore just for her

Cosmoanon

WB

ZIwM+t

No.424966

>>424829

well tragic for her bf good for your dih get it over dude ,thots are good for relieving stress don't be a depressed chud over them

Cosmoanon

WB

ZIwM+t

No.424982

>>424829

I never meet a kashmiri beforedude i need some too tell me where i can find them and what is there requirements and behaviors that can i take advantage of

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