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Zoke Tym
2llkuy
No.423199
There's an old Sergeant Major and he's really tense and uptight. One night he's at a military ball and this beautiful young woman comes up to him and says "Sergeant Major, you look so tense. When was the last time you got laid?"
He replied, "I haven't had sex since 1950."
The woman was shocked. "1950?" She said, "That's so long ago! Why don't you come back here and I'll help you loosen up?"
So she takes him into this dark back room. He knows all the angles, all the moves, he rocks her world. Afterward she's laying on her back panting and she says "Wow, you haven't forgotten anything since 1950, huh?"
He replies, "I sure hope not, it's only 2130 now!"
2UjFXl
No.423209
>>423199(OP)
Best post on Bharatchan
N/Mpew
No.423210
What? Is it about tactical antiqueness of poo army?
HF00nZ
No.423212
>>423210
He's using the 24 hour clock because he's in the military you retard
N/Mpew
No.423218
>>423212
Ah, I see.
ohdidQ
No.423231
KhA/RN
No.423233
Iss pyari patili kamar ka ek #RAPE to banta hai 😋🤭🤤
N/Mpew
No.423234
qkxAAK
No.423441
>>423199(OP)
I've a qt neighbour who lives next door
Only problem is we've a age difference of 15 years
qMLb3f
No.423451
>>423441
yaar yui wait if you are 29 then she is 14 damn
x44zzi
No.423456
qkxAAK
No.423457
>>423451
Not Yui but I'm 29 too
She looks exactly like the vidrel and sometimes she shorts my wires inside
Too qt yaar
qMLb3f
No.423470
>>423457
coomed yaara groom karo saar
HT+tDH
No.423487
>>423457
I saw a school girl, probably 11-12th class, she was so pyaari. I felt an unstoppable urge to breed her but then felt ashamed as well.
x44zzi
No.423489
1raOi3
No.423491
>>423487
What's to be ashamed about so natural a feeling?
HT+tDH
No.423494
qMLb3f
No.423506
>>423494
>immoral
kek jewish psyops rajesh khanna married and impregnated 15yo dimple kapadia
the same guys who are doing pedo chutiapa moralityfaggin are ones gatekeeping virgin pyaaris from u kek
jTtXT1
No.423610
>>423494
im 26 and was 16 in 10 grade like most my peers. i was 18 when giving 12 boards
