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IFS in Japan

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epPZ3E

09/03/26 (Mon) 21:32| Last Reply: 4 hours 15 minutes ago

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>be me

>clear UPSC CSE cutoff for IFS and choose CFL as Japanese

>get sent to Tokyo, Japan for language training

>posted as Third Secretary, earning 1.3lpm(base pay)+3.5lpm(foreign allowance)=57.6lpa

>get a 2BHK flat in in central Tokyo with Akihabara in walking distance

>studying Japanese and coming to embassy for work

>some indian walks with some issue

>"saar saar pls fix my issue"

>"chotto maatte pajeet! tumhara favourite anime konsa hay?"

>"saar no hinthi saar i'm dumeel"

>"kuso abbo! get the fuck out!"

>torture him for 6 months till finally fixing his issue

Anonymous

PizRx1

09/03/26 (Mon) 21:35

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Kuso thread

Anonymous

kNjoQQ

09/03/26 (Mon) 21:36

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>>514418(OP)

go I wish i was smart and young to do that shit. fk my life man.

Gareeb Gremlin

6aZLKO

09/03/26 (Mon) 21:39

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>>514418(OP)

t3ri maa ki chut bhosdike, I hate you government babus, kisi din mere haatho chad gaya zinda khal ukhed dunga teri

I hope some cartel boss picks you and makes funky town out of you

Anonymous

epPZ3E

09/03/26 (Mon) 21:41

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>>514426

oi teme sunnuvabich

>>514431

Sir, earliest I can clear it is in 2029-2030 even if I start studying hard now. You can also come to IFS. We'll torture normie weebjeets together

Anonymous

epPZ3E

09/03/26 (Mon) 21:43

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>>514439

Kek cartels don't target diplomats/foreign officials. And diplomats are given residence in posh areas of capital

I'll only get posted in latrine america if i choose Portuguese/Spanish as my CFL

Anonymous

xM2dWD

09/03/26 (Mon) 21:50

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>>514418(OP)

Post proof with timestamp or larp

Anonymous

epPZ3E

09/03/26 (Mon) 21:53

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>>514418(OP)

>gets news, modi is visiting Tokyo for trade talks in 3 months

>get posted in cultural wing

>hire japanese cuties to welcome modi-san

>"ifs-kun, is it necessary for you to dress me in puraivetu?"

>"hai hai desu! modi-san wa kibishi yabai when it comes indo doresu"

>dress them up all pretty and have them mog kusojeetas

Anonymous

epPZ3E

09/03/26 (Mon) 22:11

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>>514477

Anonymous

rKxBWu

09/03/26 (Mon) 22:12

No.514545

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>>514418(OP)

>57.6lpa

20 mujhe dede, debt me hu yaar.

Anonymous

epPZ3E

09/03/26 (Mon) 22:19

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>>514545

MEA allows one domestic servant from India to help IFS officer abroad if they want

If you help me to catch up japyaaris, I'll gib maroon passport to you and pay

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