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are you a friendless loser chud? get a camera.
Car3fx
No.492764
>be me
>nobody wants to talk to me
>not in the "chud incel loner" type way though, people talk to me usually and i dont piss myself in a convo (i am also good at speaking in general)
>but as in people talking to me will stop if literally anybody else enters a range of communication and they shut me off
>brick walls tend to be more responsive
>ffwd to second sem of college
>one day tour announced
>planning on coping strategies for the loneliness while father suddenly apparates
>"do you want a camera" yea ok sure ig
>proud owner of nikon z50ii
Car3fx
No.492766
>tour day, take a few shots around, avoid taking photos of people as i dont want to deal with the whole legal consent documentation bs as the law requires, except for group photos mandated by the teachers
>taking photos near a dam
>suddenly a bunch of guys from ECE pull up
>"could you take a few pics, need it for insta" ok yea sure ig
hWaESd
No.492771
>>492764(OP)
Being known as the guy who you go to to get a thing done isn't a good thing.
Car3fx
No.492775
>take a few shots, one video
>more people pour in, more photos
>while taking the shots, bunch of grown ass dudes with nikon DSLRs walk up
>they are cameramen who take shots for 50 rs
>interested in my mirrorless camera, ask specs, price, etc
>we get back on bus and go to next location
Car3fx
No.492781
>by this time, rumours have spread that one individual amongst us has this arcane object that takes 4k photo/video, which easily obliterated dipshit #5's brand new iphone 17 out of the water
>suddenly im a gig photographer by circumstance
>EEE department pimps me out to take photos of everyone
>after we get onto the bus, i plug the camera into my phone (USB 3.0 C to C at like 50mbps) and send all the photos in real time through whatsapp
>next location rinse and repeat
Car3fx
No.492795
>next day after tour
>i have suddenly become one of the popular NPCs
>every man, woman and staff member knows i have a nikon
>they OFFICIALLY called me for videography of the second stage during an arts fest (one cameraman couldnt make it)
>won 2nd in a spot photography contest, one of my submitted images is on the college site
it is literally that easy. just buy a nikon. no need for "looksmaxxing" or "jestergooning" or "skullmashing" or even stepping into a gym, you can resemble a failed russian homonculus experiment and people will still treat you like Ansel Adams. 2-3 weeks photography and forget.
hWaESd
No.492798
>>492789
No I said this because I was that guy in college
OkHVZL
No.492799
>>492764(OP)
nice yaar, do you get approached by stacies to take sultry pics for their jewstagrams?
also give me recommendations for camera, I know nothing about photography
Car3fx
No.492804
>>492771
you silly little chud. you dont know jack shit about ass. i have become a GOD amongst men, immortalized in instagram caption credits.
your warnings are NOTHING to me.
Car3fx
No.492809
>>492799
get a nikon, any nikon with whatever the newest EXPEED processor they make, and a zoom lens that you can use to see vishnu in heaven.
you will have to take a gold loan as this will set you back roughly 1.3 lakh, but most of you are already burning that money on JEE/NEET coaching.
Car3fx
No.492819
>>492799
also you are using the wrong tactic when it comes to women.
just take the pictures and tell them "dude its inconvenient to send everything to each person seperately, can you just name one person to send it to"
99 times out of 100 they will name the nicest and genuinely most kindest women to ever live, with negative malice in their souls. now, once you get this person's number you will never initialte the convo first. whenever they contact you, youhave to maintain this eternally lasting persona of a decent human being, no dirty jokes, no bs. i know this is hard for you guys; i manage to do this because i dont have to pretend, i just come over here to ragebait people. but at the end of the line, the result is that you have made contact with a girl who is genuinely a good person. this will patch up your heart in the long run and this memory will give you strength while dealing with the snakes that happen to be indian citizens in general.
hym1O1
No.492848
Car3fx
No.492851
I ALMOST WENT TO SLEEP BEFORE SAYING THIS
warning: i KNOW you chudlets are going to fuck this up even with the easiest strat there is so i have to mention this
>VERY OBVIOUSLY AND CONSPICUOUSLY AVOID TAKING PICTURES OF ANY PEOPLE UNLESS THEY PERSONALLY ASK YOU TO.
>PHYSICALLY ROTATE OR WALK AWAY IF ANYBODY IS CLOSE ENOUGH TO COME INTO FRAME.
its ok to take pictures of people if they are locals or other tourists, BUT. NEVER TAKE PHOTOS. OF PEOPLE. WHO CAME WITH YOU. UNLESS THEY SPECIFICALLY ASK YOU. VERBATIM. otherwise you get labelled as a creep. you can act all "ouughh man you walked into my frame man i was gonna take a photo of that flower man but you HAD to WALK into FRAME exactly as was going to take a photo man" if you have to but it must be very sincere. the goal is to be a trustworthy person, which is a difficult task for all of you cretins.
the second someone walks into frame, immediately point to the floor. do NOT take creep shots. you are insulting the art of photography if you do and will get punished with karma.
iKkNgq
No.492855
>>492764(OP)
perform 35mm film photography
OkHVZL
No.492875
