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ZlDOS/

No.507944

SERIOUS THREAD : FOR MORE INFO CHECK BRUTALITY IN PAJEETLAND THREAD

>As i told you guys you don't need to be chad

Ask anything will help you out

Also london bandar anon get here

Anonymous

IN

gKDrk8

No.507945

>>507944(OP)

guide kaha hai madarchod

aur ye nange mard dekh ke kya karu mai

BR

WQE8xq

No.507949

>>507944(OP)

First take that red thread off, that will literally always be a bad impression in today's day and age of you wanna get laid. And get a jockey chaddi.

Basically you just need to moneymaxx right now, attend clubs and house parties in gurgaon and noida and you'll get sex im sure. But first get some money to spend on the whores

Anonymous

IN

f2eUtt

No.507952

>>507950

yaar nufag ...

Anonymous

IN

f2eUtt

No.507955

>>507953

dont be a 'tard and follow the video

Anonymous

IN

ZlDOS/

No.507957

>>507955

It shows something parent post loda lasaan

Anonymous

IN

f2eUtt

No.507959

>>507957

ho to gayi delete. i cant see it anymore.

Anonymous

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ZlDOS/

No.507960

>>507959

Okay broski never knew there's good anon on this forum hope you get drenched in pumci

Anonymous

IN

f2eUtt

No.507965

>>507960

>drenched

i dont want to. i have a loving girlfriend and i have sex regularly. thanks btw.

Anonymous

IN

t0D2na

No.507974

>>507944(OP)

Where to meet such girls in low budget

>facecard picrel

6ft3

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ZlDOS/

No.507994

>>507974

Don't fall for one night stand u don't want to kiss drunk jeeta with smelly mouth and fok her ....get into relationship that's 1000 times better than anything

Experience se bol rha hu paid sexo is shit

Anonymous

BR

/0n7a2

No.508000

>>507944(OP)

>BRUTALITY IN PAJEETLAND THREAD

where is said thread ?

also, how do i leanmaxx without gym ? what to eat throughout the day, so that i become lean and don't die.

Anonymous

BR

/0n7a2

No.508001

>>507944(OP)

also, how to Train neck ?

Anonymous

IN

fNr7Bs

No.508002

>>507994

Fine. So how to go about it

6ft3

IN

ZlDOS/

No.508003

>>508000

Watch next workout YouTuber and chris heris then watch keo tsang 30 days workout

Eat eggs ,meat don't add to much oil and spice drink milk no sugar workout 2-3 days a week sleep on time eat clean it easy af

6ft3

IN

ZlDOS/

No.508004

>>508003

https://m.youtube.com/@igorvoitenko4real

https://m.youtube.com/@CHRISHERIA

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CJJPvs8wTHY&pp=ygUQS2VvIHRzYW5nIDMwIGRheQ%3D%3D

6ft3

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ZlDOS/

No.508005

>>508001

Check links

Anonymous

BR

/0n7a2

No.508007

>>508003

>Eat eggs ,meat

arey bhosdike paisa nahi hai utna. maybe two eggs everyday.

i was expecting more along the lines of multivitamin, sattu, eggs, milk.

also, soye kaise jab btechcel hain ? kam sone se nahi hoga kya ?

6ft3

IN

ZlDOS/

No.508008

>>508002

Tell me what to type of girl u want

sage

IN

GpiF4g

No.508009

>>508008

>Tell me what to type of girl u want

yeah, shit thread. pack up yaar, this is not how it works.

Anonymous

BR

/0n7a2

No.508010

>>508008

virgin, high iq, obsessed with me, medium pretty. doesn't matter if she's had bfs before, but must be a virgin.

6ft3

IN

ZlDOS/

No.508011

>>508007

Nope sleep is most important for recovery of muscle too much soyabean can give u gynoboobs meat even try twice a week or just eggs take ur body weight put into calorie calculator try to hit that calorie 5 times a week if you're new your body will start changing even with low calorie

sage

IN

GpiF4g

No.508012

>>508010

i am literally laughing at you all right now. holy shit, total untermensch

Anonymous

BR

/0n7a2

No.508013

>>508011

>soyabean

soye meaning sleep.

also, sattu is not soyabean.

Anonymous

BR

/0n7a2

No.508014

>>508012

okay chad saar, what exactly did i say that was so untermensch of me ?

6ft3

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ZlDOS/

No.508015

>>508010

If you're in tier 1 city chances are 10% if you're in tier 2 approach girls learn to read face yep that's true I can read faces too .....high iq that's not possible most jeetas are low iq even if it's a gorimem they lack brain cells ...... go on Omegle ,ometv improve conversation skills that's it I'll post tomorrow whole guide my girl is brahmin CA taller than me overpossessive life feels great

6ft3

IN

ZlDOS/

No.508019

>>508013

Sleep is important most things happens in ur body in sleep sattu won't do much cuz you're not horse and it will fill up ur stomach

If you're broke try to atleast eat 2 whole eggs , soyabean it's cheap but get good ones and sleep and workout three times a week

Also it will take u a month to see changes and don't beleive these low iq retard here I have done it all

sage

IN

GpiF4g

No.508020

>>508014

>obsessed with me

no woman has traits that make her obsessed with a man unless you are too good for her or she has some insecurities of her own, a woman who you might want to avoid in general. you need a confident woman who has her self-esteem. no healthy relationship survives if any one of the individuals is obsessed with the other. think of a case where a man is obsessed with his girlfriend / woman. it wont take it long for her to realize it and be advantageous. the same happens vice-versa. you are trying to feed your narcissistic tendencies by wanting a woman who is obsessed with you OR you never felt love and you want to feel secure when you do. the latter case is something you can work on and its not your fault. the former is your fault.

Anonymous

BR

/0n7a2

No.508021

>>508019

>soyabean it's cheap but get good ones

also can i eat it raw ? like, straight out the packet ? my madarchod baap won't let me make soyabean.

6ft3

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ZlDOS/

No.508023

>>508020

True that's why watch BETTER DAYS chinese movie and find someone like her it's literal guide for you all mf to bag up cutie

Anonymous

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/0n7a2

No.508024

>>508020

you called me an untermensch just to give me a fucking Reddit take. i hope your wife puts you in a fucking drum.

sage

IN

GpiF4g

No.508025

>>508023

chhod de pyaare. kuch nahi hoga and i can very well say you are a retard IRL. i can tell it by the way you type yaar, leave imageboards, you wont last long. besides its known you are a nufag.

6ft3

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ZlDOS/

No.508026

>>508021

Nope atleast boil it but it will taste shit and make sure to tear it apart to check for keeda anon ....also

Here's what i did

Moong sprouts

Chana sprouts

Doodh real one not amul or any shit

Soybean

5 eggs a day

Twice a week meat two times

200 rope jumping max minimum 150

25 normal pushup 15 diamond pushup

12 pull-up

15-20 crunches

Enough water

Sleep on time decided and wake up at same time this will help ur body to relax at specific time and boost muscle growth

sage

IN

GpiF4g

No.508027

>>508024

>reddit

not everything that is more than 5 lines, a reddit take. it is well thought out and i probably have more experience dating girls than you.

6ft3

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ZlDOS/

No.508028

>>508025

Bet I'm not virgin and have a brahmin gf taller than me i was a retard back in 2019 not anymore also you can leave man but let others improve if they want

sage

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GpiF4g

No.508032

>>508028

i agree with all the fitness stuff you are talking about. i didnt gind find any fault in those, did i ??

my issue is your approach towards women. you are clearly dealing with it like a dehati.

>have a brahmin gf taller than me

its over. you wont be marrying her if you arent brahmin. she has a higher self-esteem than you and will leave you. start preparing.

>retard in 2019

welp, you still are, or atleast seem to be

6ft3

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ZlDOS/

No.508035

>>508025

Do I really care about it u mf are too retard caring about this pajeet forum filled with cockroach and also I'm not here for long I just wanted to help some mf cuz they have potential I was guy who was skinny getting bullied short height never had any gf in my School noone gave a fuck and I was nobody even teachers made fun of me and told me to go sit in std 5 and I don't look like someone from std 10 .... I tried to propose a girl my childhood crush i was friend with and she sent her brother to beat me up but her brother and i was friend .....all I had was good grades back then everything changed after I started working on myself

sage

IN

GpiF4g

No.508039

>>508035

oh i am sorry you had to go through all that but it doesnt take away that you are still a retard. the sheer incoherence in your paragraph shows it. keep helping others with fitness, i dont mind. but try to accept criticism when its done right. your approach to a woman's psyche is wrong.

>Do I really care about it u mf are too retard caring about this pajeet forum filled with cockroach

please leave in that case.

6ft3

IN

ZlDOS/

No.508040

>>508032

Well it's been 5 year of relationship hundred of fight but still going good also this thread is not fully focused on how to approach girls it's just to improve face body to atleast feel a better cuz most u look in mirror and think it's over and that's what I want to help them with also idc and also I'm yadav so doesn't matter ik how to handle things I'm not someone who gonna cry for a girl there's plenty of woman

sage

IN

GpiF4g

No.508043

>>508040

yeah please stick to the fitness thing. dont splurt rubbish about what you dont know.

6ft3

IN

ZlDOS/

No.508046

>>508039

Idgaf paragraph spelling i just type it and it's not that hard to read and understand until people here have really low iq

6ft3

IN

ZlDOS/

No.508049

>>508043

Okay broski atleast if you're that good then help out them otherwise just shutup

sage

IN

GpiF4g

No.508053

>>508046

>Idgaf paragraph spelling i just type

>dgaf

first sign of retardation btw. a smart man chooses his words carefully and cares about his ideas going through to the listener in a concise way.

>blah BLAH BLAH blarhhh spri spri phrooo

this is how retards speak

>>508049

again. do you expect me to make threads like how to get a woman ?? i just give me advice to people in threads. this doesnt deserve its own thread.

Anonymous

ARYA

GWHWHZ

No.508059

>>508053

>smart man chooses his words carefully and cares about his ideas going through to the listener in a concise way.

Didn't you hear him? He's a chad who totally isn't larping. He can do whatever he wants.

sage

IN

GpiF4g

No.508069

>>508059

kek. the LARP is clearer than ever. but he has gone through a lot >>508040 given this is not LARP too. afaik this isnt. he wouldnt show himself in bad light just for some (You)s

Anonymous

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J2krrt

No.508077

>>508008

Straight to the business type kek

Anonymous

KA

VjO2el

No.508078

>>508032

>>508039

>>508053

OP raped brutally. Based.

6ft3

IN

ZlDOS/

No.508079

>>508069

Before any retard comment about my neck thread it's golden bajrangbali u can clearly see I don't larp I don't need to also reminder I'm yadav with everyone in govt job and two house one with 36 rooms in village and another in city I'm only child and currently have 3cr asset I'm not gonna say bullshit of 30 cr cuz I have everything I wanted a gaming pc ,a bike ,10k allowance every month from parents,two mobile phone ,two house ,and lot of land , degree in pharmacy I'm a registered pharmacist but I don't do job currently doing another degree .... Maybe even do phd in upcoming years

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