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dqphx0

No.52668

>be me

>using bumble

>come across a profile of this girl

>She's good looking and UC

>she's rich, has literal pictures of her at Eiffel Tower

>See her bio

>"Socialist"

>Go into a frenzy. Why would an iPhone owning, 1% elite of india who's literally on foreign trips call herself a socialist?

>Swipe right but she obviously didn't swipe on me

>Can't sleep for nights, try researching about Freudian Marxism on why someone so above the hierarchy would be a socialist

>"But anan rich people can be marxists it isn't a big deal"

>Don't care, wanna uncover the thinking of a stacyjeeta and why she became a marxist

>Decide to create a fake chad profile

>Buy bumble premium

>Find her again cause she lives within 10km from me

>Super swipe on her, ITS A MATCH. Finnally the wait is over.

>My first message is: why are you a socialist?

>She replies "oh I love people and they energise me"

>Wtf

Apparently she thought socialist meant someone who loved socialising kekda.

After this incident I can't think if she's the dumbo or is it me for wasting my money and time on such a trivial things.

Anonymous

IN

e2EyE8

No.52674

>>52668(OP)

>Apparently she thought socialist meant someone who loved socialising kekda.

:kek:

>so i am

yes you could have bought bhaach pass, anons are just retarded and don't really pretend to be anything else.

also you are autistic.

IN

c910Pu

No.52676

>>52668(OP)

Imagine spending money on a dating meme for a but not buying bhach pass. RRR

Anonymous

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dqphx0

No.52692

>>52674

>>52676

What is bharatpass kek

Anonymous

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e2EyE8

No.52699

>>52692

>wow anon doesn't know

You can upload i think upto 100mb, 10,000 with no captcha + VPN/Tor everything.

https://bharatchan.com/faq#bharatchan-pass

Also in future

>access to VIP board, moji etc. etc.

>early access to App for bhach.

Anonymous

IN

e2EyE8

No.52702

>>52699

On the other hand if you think you are retarded, just create and account and ping in >>>/meta/1 you will get for free.

Please save your money.

Anonymous

IN

yAOabH

No.52721

>>52699

>App for bhach

Lmao you are really doing it?

Anonymous

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EP3ElH

No.52729

>>52692

dayush will message you "can i massage your ass" daily

!0zbT1tN/vCjhnWJ

PK

Cow3er

No.52799

>>52668(OP)

>"oh I love people and they energise me"

Topkek

>I can't think if she's the dumbo or is it me for wasting my money and time on such a trivial things

Obv its you

Anonymous

IN

e2EyE8

No.52807

>>52721

I have some beta versions of those but testing phase sirs.

Anonymous

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cj+HaX

No.52865

>>52668(OP)

>>52668(OP)

>"oh I love people and they energise me"

Kekeshwar Kekanath Kekuram Kekullah Kekkiah Kekda

What the fuck man

You clearly haven't talked with enough people if you are this bothered by a girl using fancy words only to learn she was not blessed with intellect.

Why would you go out of your way to pretend to be some other man, while wasting your money, only to match with a girl who doesn't even know basic English?

This reminds me of this monkey faced Jaat in my college class. He called himself "Rao Dharam !!!" (Yes, wrote it with the exclamation marks every time and said it with force too)

He used to say that he was a communist because he believed in community. And this stupid shit got him the company of girls who mistook kheton wala jaat as an intellectual because he read a Bengali novel once.

!0zbT1tN/vCjhnWJ

PK

Cow3er

No.52880

>>52865

>And this stupid shit got him the company of girls who mistook kheton wala jaat as an intellectual because he read a Bengali novel once.

Shuddh Jaat DNA chote

Anonymous

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AgW/Rc

No.52893

>>52865

Nothing can compete against shuddh Jaat DNA.

>kheton wala jaat

Many women are into that.

Anonymous

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cj+HaX

No.52903

>>52880

>>52893

Btw, he was 5'0

Had a tall elder brother who went to USA to work at a petrol pump and then scammed some white girl into coming back with him

Anonymous

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15o3oU

No.52920

>>52903

Jaat masterrace yaar

Anonymous

IN

io5yuH

No.52925

>>52668(OP)

aislop kek

Anonymous

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AgW/Rc

No.52929

>>52903

Jaats never lose yaar

Penchoda masterrace

Maybe TL should start larping like a jaat. Then, he has a good chance of getting a gori mem.

Chicken pill

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+9LuZz

No.53282

>>52721

Over

I never used this site

Chicken pill

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+9LuZz

No.53283

>>52865

Topkek yaar

Anonymous

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F1hWqT

No.53286

>>52699

please bring back vpn and tor posting yaar

Anonymous

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io5yuH

No.53287

>>52807

bye bye anons, I am leaving when the app rolls out

Anonymous

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pQlz6y

No.53289

>>53287

indiachan was over after puranavid pulled the plug.

Crowanon

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OWVzX1

No.53600

>(and so I am)

It should be (and so am I)

Anonymous

HR

jt/bOE

No.53601

>>52699

>app for bhach is nice idea

💡

Crowanon

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k4n6vi

No.53602

>>52668(OP)

I disagree, by the way. I have met plenty of well-read women who are politically conscious. You would not find them on dating apps though.

Try libraries or book clubs in your city/nearby city.

Anonymous

IN

2yovEg

No.53605

>>53600

>saar learn to speak angrezi better so you can articulate how good of a slave and bootlicker you are to massa saar

Anonymous

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6lmeNG

No.53606

>>53605

kek subhuman opinion

Crowanon

IN

k4n6vi

No.53610

>>53605

There is nothing wrong with learning how to speak a language properly.

Daily Gand Haggu (DGH)

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43bzBe

No.53611

>>53605

Knowing multiple languages is a sign of high intellect tho.

Anonymous

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sxNpMH

No.53612

>>52668(OP)

Anonymous

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EGwgVo

No.53621

>>52668(OP)

This isn't a woman problem tbh, most jeets don't know what terms like socialist or even communist even mean. In my state of Gayr(auto-excised), you would find millions of church/temple visiting smellu chapris, who leer at young women and beat up their wives after returning home drunk, show off their by buying expensive bikes or phones(often times on EMI) and use homophobic slurs openly like kunda and shikandi who'll call themselves diehard communists.

When they use these terms, they typically mean just means getting gibs. I remember one time I larped as a commie and started preaching actual commoonist theory to an actual SFI cadre faggot and he got really scared.

Anonymous

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EGwgVo

No.53624

>>53602

True. Those kind of women are also aware of the dangers of soycial media and avoid those as well.

Anonymous

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6lmeNG

No.53668

>>53624

Yrrr! I remembered that DPS Khatri girl who came to my life. She's plebbitor so sometimes I avoid her but she's conscious in politics and history.

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