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I'm so jealous of American Jaggu

Anonymous

IN

zjFFB/

No.541667

someone help me ascend from tier 69 dehati college to foreign University please. I'm tired and jealous of reading that American Jaggu's posts, it makes me feel like such a fucking subhuman.

how do i make it to a foreign University ? any will do, but preferably America.

>GAyTE

no, anything but another fucking entrance exam. I'm tired of this shit. i don't want to waste my time grinding like a dog, for a few seats that are already reserved for chamaars. tell me other ways please.

>research papers

>something like that

please someone tell me how do i make it. reading about him doing cool stuff is pissing me off.

i don't even care about seggs, i just don't wanna be among dehatis anymore. imagine it would be so fun, playing in snow and shiet, having professors who are not dehatis who don't even know their own subject, ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

Anonymous

IN

XiGSTj

No.541668

He failed JEE

Anonymous

IN

vHuBnw

No.541669

>>541667(OP)

Even if you go to America, you will never experience the American life. Did you see the springbreak video? All the American chads and stacies will enjoy in their college and in their 20s, and after they grow older, they will be happy and rich. Indians can't even cope any longer. Even the top 1% indians (IITians/ITfags) have to grind very hard and even after that, their life will never be as good as the average American. Not toention, they will most probably have to marry a non virgin woman in arranged marriage. All I can say is, do karma in this life and be born in a better country in the next life.

Anonymous

IN

eWejMI

No.541672

>>541667(OP)

Do you have the monies for that?

US

5aqL/k

No.541681

>>541667(OP)

>I'm tired and jealous of reading that American Jaggu's posts, it makes me feel like such a fucking subhuman.

how blaady? aside from OG khana poster i have the worst life of any poster on this chan dayo

>imagine it would be so fun, playing in snow and shiet

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you buddy. people would start thinking you are a retard if you went near the dirty muddy snow countless cars drive in and tried to play with it. It is not fun at all, snow is only nice when it happens 3-4 times a year. Here it snows for nearly 6 FECKIN months of th year.

you can slip and fall and fucking die on snow because walking on it with shoes is like walking on a wet floor barefoot

>having professors who are not dehatis who don't even know their own subject

if you actually cared about becoming an engineer, you would know that teaching yourself things is the best way to become proficient at any concept. You aren't going to have profs to handhold you throughout your life, they are only useful up to a point

>how do i make it to a foreign University ? any will do, but preferably America.

Don't think about coming here. It's a very dark time for international students, Indians in particular. One of my roommates best friends nearly got deported because of a fake visa allegation at his part-time job. Go to Europe instead

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5aqL/k

No.541688

>>541668

>failed JEE

i was not in CBSE and didn't join any tuition or coaching either. I never even wrote it because I was accepted early to and had a large scholarship at the best university for engineering in Australia.

i had so many options yaar. i had even gotten into EPFL but left it because they teach in French

US

5aqL/k

No.541689

yet in spite of all those options,

i was made to come here. i can't wait for the day i get my degree and graduate so i can move to literally anywhere else in the US or the world

F

IN

62dwLA

No.541691

>>541669

This is what social media does to your brain

Anonymous

IN

WFQxPp

No.541704

>>541691

Nope. You will never be an American, drive a Ford F-150, go to a MacDonalds and eat a proper (beef cheeseburger). You will have to cope with your maruti and mcaloo tikki in india. No wonder America is a superpower, which India will never be. Very sad!

UN

dMUEaV

No.541705

>>541669

>Even if you go to America, you will never experience the American life. Did you see the springbreak video? All the American chads and stacies will enjoy in their college and in their 20s, and after they grow older, they will be happy and rich. Indians can't even cope any longer. Even the top 1% indians (IITians/ITfags) have to grind very hard and even after that, their life will never be as good as the average American. Not toention, they will most probably have to marry a non virgin woman in arranged marriage. All I can say is, do karma in this life and be born in a better country in the next life

Anonymous

ARYA

Acl1Y+

No.541717

>>541669

>All the American chads and stacies will enjoy in their college and in their 20s, and after they grow older, they will be happy and rich.

How can everyone be happy and rich? Such a generalized stupid statement. American zoomers already cry about living wages and house prices.

> do karma in this life and be born in a better country in the next life.

Ending this with muh karma crap. Kek it's all a game of luck. Acting morally in low trust society is retarded

Anonymous

IN

zjFFB/

No.541718

>>541669

i don't care about that. i just wanna be part of great unis that do great stuff.

>>541681

i don't even want to fucking interact with you. studying in America, and still you whine like a little bitch.

>if you actually cared about becoming an engineer, you would know that teaching yourself things is the best way to become proficient at any concept. You aren't going to have profs to handhold you throughout your life, they are only useful up to a point

I'm in a dehati college, even if i write a PhD thesis on my own, i will never be respected or taken seriously, I'm just another loser.

US

5aqL/k

No.541778

>>541704

>i will never be a cocksucking retard

OK

>>541718

>even if i write a PhD thesis on my own, i will never be respected or taken seriously

So you just want to appear successful and don't actually give a fuck about the technical knowledge and skillset engineering teaches you? Pahle bol deta, i would not have wasted my time talking to a superficial bhungi

>dehati college

blaady you do not know what dehati college means, urusei. The town where my university is in has a population less than 50 thousand, out of which most are university-affiliated. The farmers fields start just 2 streets away from me and half the places have no streetlights so you can't go outside at night

US

5aqL/k

No.541780

>>541669

i know plenty of guys on h1b who live pretty good lives and make six-figures, married a tradwife from India and got massive dahej and basically mog the shit out of whatever you are describing. The only downside is you not being able to visit your family in India

Anonymous

IN

F/TofA

No.541784

>>541780

>Not being able to visit India

Why? Just visit them once a year no?

Anonymous

IN

xLbSdR

No.541785

>>541681

shin, I don't know whether you genuinely hate where you are, but from our perspective you are perfectly regurgitating the stereotype of NRIs who tell indians to not leave india

Anonymous

IN

F/TofA

No.541786

>>541780

>Mog the shit out of

Losing virginity atleast 30 isn't mogging anyone kek.

US

5aqL/k

No.541794

>>541786

>average white dude who peaked as a football player for his village high school at age 17 and never moved out of his district, roastie gf and 3 kids separated from him after age 25

vs

>cream of the crop highIQ Indian UC who studycelled his way into a top US university for MS/MBA and works at Goldman Sachs or Microsoft living in NYC/SF making $200k base, access to anything he wants, paid vacations to Europe, etc. and has tradwaifu of his cast waiting for him in India

>>541785

it is not a good time to seek the US as a student. if you have a jaab here, it is all fine, but i would recommend literally anywhere else for studies right now. Do you not see how the current regime is?

>>541784

the immigration services make it a huge hassle when you return iirc. you can travel anywhere within the US with no problem tho

Anonymous

IN

zjFFB/

No.541921

bump.

i asked for steps to ascend, and all everybody gave me was their opinions.

give me actual actionable steps to make it out of here, anything other than GAyTE.

Anonymous

IN

X+fHM8

No.541935

>>541667(OP)

gather around 40 lakhs and apply for Germany student Visa at any random private university there it's the easiest way to go abroad right now

There's no guarantee you'll get a job though once your Visa expires you can just become an undocumented immigrant.

Also you'll have to do food delivery to make ends meet

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