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JRRkvf

No.551625

got raped by 3 exams today, i had nothing to eat all day between midsems and classes (mandatory 100% attendance) except for a small slice of cheese pizza. just got home and benchod, it's already 10pm. nearly everything is already closed

and to top it all off, i have 10+ assignments to finish, all due today in one hour. i have to then prepare for a ton of shit tomorrow, go through some dumb alcohol HR training session made for Chads which i will never get to use in my life, and i still haven't progressed on any of the academic goals i set for myself weeks ago, because i have barely any time for studying, or to my pursuits, or looking for jobs anymore

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JRRkvf

No.551627

so many things i could be doing right now...i can hear sounds from a frat party in the distance.

saw 2 girls in my hostel go wearing formal dresses to a formal dance at another event.

my roommate is comfortably resting in bed on a video call with a white girl he's close friends with.

i can't even bear looking at my screen anymore because i need food to survive and do assignments, but don't have any money to eat anything except old cereal and milk. i wish i had a job so i wouldn't have to beg my parents for more money every month.

i hate being poor and dumb

Anonymous

IN

7GX2wI

No.551629

>>551625(OP)

>>551627

What does y8s smell like?

What does gorimemes smell like?

Did anyone tell you that you smell?

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JRRkvf

No.551630

this assfuck cold rainy weather doesn't help either

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JRRkvf

No.551632

>>551629

shit

i dont know, i have never intentionally gone close to one

no, because i am not a bhangi. i take a shower 2x a week like everyone else here

Anonymous

IN

0TN1Sx

No.551633

>>551625(OP)

sara din bhach pe gaand marata rehta hai to aur kya result expect karega lodu

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JRRkvf

No.551635

>>551633

how 2 escape chans like other oldfags saar. blockers don't work

Grind

IN

av99re

No.551639

>>551625(OP)

Most bhachanners would do anything to switch places with you

Also unban karde dayaush I don&x27;t remember posting anything wrong other than the post about my pushing fetish

(Text Content Sanitized Too.)

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sHN8HL

No.551641

>>551632

>. i take a shower 2x a week like everyone else here

Chii bc, roz lene ka hota h

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JRRkvf

No.551646

>>551641

abe chamar minus 5 mein roz subhe subhe 6 baje uthke naha ke dikha. It's normal to take a shower every 3-4 days instead of daily here. I change my clothes daily though

Anonymous

IN

VzCzAG

No.551648

>>551632

Imagine the smell, jeets like you are the reason for the stereotypes

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JRRkvf

No.551649

>>551639

>Most bhachanners would do anything to switch places with you

they would hang themselves in 2 weeks if they were me kek

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JRRkvf

No.551651

>>551648

keep projecting lmao. chamars like you will still smell even after 5000 showers. The shit runs in your blood

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sHN8HL

No.551656

>>551646

Pajeet mai Badrinath gya thaa -3 degree, used to bathe daily there in the pundit Ji's hous6

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JRRkvf

No.551657

absolute state of bhach

>>551633

never mind, i think this was enough to make me close bhach for today. too many retards

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JRRkvf

No.551660

>>551656

abe bhagalpuri bhosadpappu badrinath/shimla ki 3 din wali holiday is different from living in subzero temperatures with 60kmph wind every day for 6 months

BR

YAWCsK

No.551661

Im jealous of you jaggu... I want to move to the US too

Anonymous

IN

8nfnkA

No.551662

>>551661

>gorimemes no matter where you look

Literal heaven

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JRRkvf

No.551680

>>551661

aisa kya hai yahan jo sabko idher hi aana hai bc. is se sasta aur safe toh europe hai. closer to home, better work life balance, less racism

lekin nehi, har bhangi, pasi aur dasi ko bas yahi aake maa chudwana hai

>>551662

coomer sala

Anonymous

IN

YoFyIK

No.551683

>>551680

Then why did you go there pajeet, couldve stayed back here in pajeetia but you wanted the american dream too

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JRRkvf

No.551687

i joined literally 1 semester behind everyone else all because of the stupid fags who apply for fake tourist visas to come here en masse with their family and then hide from immigration, making the visa wait time like 6 months blaady. fuck punjabis for shitting up the system

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JRRkvf

No.551688

>>551683

>american dream

that is literally what i did NOT want. I had a 50% scholarship to a university in Australia but my parents refused saying uk/aus is where shudras who get rejected from US go to study. They forced me to come here instead, now i have to spend 4 years in this dehati shithole with nothing around for hundreds of miles

Anonymous

ARYA

/LkFc/

No.551697

>>551625(OP)

JewSA colleges looks tough. I think that's why only the most grindmaxxer like those Asians students succeed there. It's their studious genes which makes it easy. Also do you have meal plan? How much do you pay for food per month there?

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JRRkvf

No.551717

>>551697

it really is built for people who don't think beyond a level of what is required. It certainly requires meticulous planning unlike anything else before, every single week matters in order to pull through

I would not say my experience would be the same in most other american universities though. I go to a top 5 school for engineering where around 30-40% of students regularly fail in each year (even if they passed the previous one) because of how unforgiving they are

imho only other university in the entire US that is harder than mine for engineering is MIT/Caltech. maybe UC Berkeley

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JRRkvf

No.551723

just to show you some figures, there are about 9,000+ students in my university during first year. each year, people transfer out, shift to an easier college, drop out or get a job without finishing their degree.

in my department, out of thousands of people who manage to get in only 400 people graduate every year. It is depressing. and then you see all the hot girls (mostly psychology/humanities students) running around getting sloshed at house parties and walking around the campus half-naked with their boyfriends (usually business students). The gender ratio in engineering is FUCKED. There are 3 girls in my entire mathematics lecture of 250+ people and they all sit together so no guy can ever get close to them

Anonymous

ARYA

dXXKNo

No.551741

>>551723

Forget the girls focus on grades. But I'm curious what's the meal plans or food costs in university? Do they get subsidy or anything for underprivileged students? American food prices are rising every year

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JRRkvf

No.551759

>>551741

>meal plans

I get to have 12 meals a week. I can swipe my id card, go in and eat as much as I can inside the hostel canteen. But a lot of the time they serve only beef, or food that tastes actually pretty disgusting so i end up just drinking 3-4 glasses of milk for a meal

>food costs

Pretty expensive, especially after taxes. 450ml of milk costs $1, eating anywhere or cooking your own food is expensive unless you either eat cup noodles every day, or go to a fast food chain. Which is why there are so many of them here

>Do they get subsidy or anything for underprivileged students?

Not for food, only fees. But you need to be a resident of the US, not on a visa. I could go to one of those homeless food kitchens but i think that would just reinforce the stereotype about us (all thanks to landjabi """students""" in kaneda by the way)

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JRRkvf

No.551785

>next 7 days showing more negative temperatures, cold rain and extremely high wind

i'm tired, bros. it's April and the trees are still bare with no leaves. even russia isn't this grey

Anonymous

IN

PRxru3

No.551792

>>551625(OP)

Your fault for not making those assignments ahead of time

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JRRkvf

No.551795

>>551792

only like 4 of those could be done before, the rest were all just given to us the day before. We get daily assignments bruh. and guess what, each of it counts towards our final grade in the subject. It's not like India where there's 2 midterm exams and a final exam collectively worth 100% of your total grade, otherwise i wouldn't have bothered submitting them and slacked off

Anonymous

IN

xE9Glw

No.551796

>>551785

I feel sad for you anon, hope you make it.

Also try to balance things out, minimise the time you spend here and be careful from next time.

Good luck

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JRRkvf

No.551821

>>551796

thenks yrr. dont worry i am capable enough to finish most of these, i am just not seeing the point in it if my parents cant afford the 4th year of fees despite taking a loan. there is no way i can raise that much from working part time until then

Anonymous

IN

/ozhDI

No.551989

>>551821

>>551821

Maybe I was right, I always thought that most jeet boomers were downplaying american education system. Their top unis really are tough to crack just look at the waterloo uni engineering meme

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JRRkvf

No.551994

>>551989

>waterloo

yrrr my classmate from skewl goes there for mechanical. he keeps insisting on how hard it is and how it's the better than all american colleges except mit/stanford etc.

i checked the syllabus of his physics class and it is barely more than the first 50% of ours.

they don't even have that much workload man. they also get to work off-campus jaabs with no repercussions, life in canada is chill. The real grind is in the US

Hell, my own unkill in civil services who thought I'm capable enough to write jewpsc straight up laughed and told me i am going to fail

Anonymous

UN

A6+l0l

No.552052

why don you quit bhch already ??

>saaar i have nowhere else to go saaar blease halb

anything is better than having parasocial relationship with /b/hangis here. find some people, socialize over some board games. its not that bad.

Anonymous

IN

ncti6W

No.552068

this is just starting, it will be a routine every 2 months for 4 years. wait until you feel the pressure to get a job and you have build a skillset for today's industry. for me everyday goes into despair because of sub7 cgpa

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