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4gAMol

No.80332

Made this today.

>500 Calories

>22 gms of protein

Probably too much sodium.

Anonymous

ROJR

cbNHoj

No.80334

>>80332(OP)

nice table and culinary

i don't think you cooked but still very nice

Duck

IN

4gAMol

No.80336

>>80334

>I don't think you cooked.

I did, it wasn't instant ramen. But I did use chicken stock cubes for obvious reasons, otherwise it takes too much time.

Anonymous

IN

Kq+ROh

No.80337

>>80332(OP)

Looks good

>inb4 vegcucks starts seething

Anonymous

IN

5bI3xE

No.80339

>hard boiled eggs

👎

Anonymous

IN

8r7Juz

No.80340

>>80332(OP)

Looking good brah

Anonymous

IN

t0D4my

No.80341

>>80332(OP)

you dont know?Goddess warm feces contain more protein and fibre enough fill us for day?

WHAT the fuck are you even eating other than slop?

Anonymous

ROJR

cbNHoj

No.80342

>>80336

eggs look hard cooked, overall alright des

Anonymous

IN

8r7Juz

No.80343

>>80341

OMG!!! Sandas Senpai!!! Aap finally Aagaye!

Anonymous

IN

t0D4my

No.80344

>>80343

I never left!!!

MEDS ASAP!!!!!

Anonymous

IN

/+SsDw

No.80346

>>80332(OP)

>Grain slop

>gluten

>Shitty impersonation of blood.

>processed cheese

>overcooked eggs

Yaar..

Anonymous

IN

/+SsDw

No.80347

>>80346

>seeds

Duck

IN

4gAMol

No.80348

>>80346

I will eat what I like.

Anonymous

UN

rZIQPK

No.80349

>>80346

>blood

That's just ketchup, come after wearing your diaper raw meat chad.

HinduMan

ARYA

dN4US8

No.80350

>>80332(OP)

Chamar ha kya?

Duck

IN

4gAMol

No.80354

>>80350

I am a Kashmiri Muslim sir

Anonymous

IN

/+SsDw

No.80357

>>80349

Yep that's why I said 'impersonation'

Anonymous

IN

/+SsDw

No.80358

>>80348

you dont like it that's why You have to add ketchup (impersonation of blood) and masale (impersonation of better minereals) to make it edible

lets see you try eating all of those things (except raw cheese and raw eggs) on its own

Anonymous

IN

Kq+ROh

No.80359

>>80349

Ey woah rawmeat chads are at the top of the heirarchy, you wouldnt want to talk to them like that

Anonymous

IN

/+SsDw

No.80360

>>80349

also brok why do you seeth so much against raw meat kek

Duck

IN

4gAMol

No.80362

>>80358

It was chilli oil not ketchup.

>Let's see you try eating all those things on its own.

Most of the flavor is from the chicken broth if that makes you feel better lmao.

Anonymous

IN

/+SsDw

No.80364

>>80362

>chilli oil not ketchup.

nothings changes

>Most of the flavor is from the chicken broth if that makes you feel better lmao.

proves my point..

Anonymous

IN

CfZJpU

No.80476

>>80334

>i don't think you cooked

What does this even means?

Anonymous

IN

Kd/gJs

No.80510

>>80332(OP)

I have fatty liver

DL

wXL4tf

No.80513

>>80332(OP)

Boiling a packet of noodles, eggs and heating a bread isn't called "making" something

Anonymous

IN

axPw1P

No.80514

yaar subah hagne mein dikkat nhi hoti tujhe?

Anonymous

IN

axPw1P

No.80515

>>80514

i always have to deliver a fat shit in morning if i eat something like maida or non veg or spicy, worst my asshole burns if i ate something spicy.

Duck

IN

7yIjAI

No.80517

>>80513

Atleast read before posting.

>>80514

Not really.

Anonymous

IN

yO8eqF

No.80613

>>80332(OP)

>500 cal

firse calculate kr chutye

2 egg = 160 cal

other kachra = 150 cal at max

total = 300

ARYA

ZPigfH

No.80615

>>80613

wo sandwich pe cheese hi 150 se 200 kcal hai

ARYA

ZPigfH

No.80616

>>80615

*bread

Manas

!Xq8xTVYE8htVaLJ

IN

EqYj9l

No.80618

>>80341

Yuvraj Thakur bahinchod upsc ke liye padhle teri do kaudi ki naukri jindagi bhar teri devee ka mal nahi degi tujhe

Yaad rkhna

Duck

IN

4gAMol

No.80622

>>80613

>Eggs : 160

>Noodles, spicy bean paste, sesame oil, chicken broth, chilli oil : ~250

>One slice brown bread + cheese : 75

Aprox 500

Manas

!6mnusYsMOnr2l1i

IN

EqYj9l

No.80626

Is bhoshrike ki boht gaand maare hain bhai maine, Chutiye ka patha

maaf karna thoda idhar udhar hojata hu

ARYA

ZPigfH

No.80627

>>80618

Manas ki maa ke gaand mai ananas

ARYA

ZPigfH

No.80629

>>80626

Manas ki maa ke gaand mai ananas

ChotiLulli

ARYA

dN4US8

No.80636

Good night guys 💏

Manas

!6mnusYsMOnr2l1i

IN

EqYj9l

No.80641

>>80627

>>80629

tu phir aagya?

Beta yaad haina holi ke din kya hua tha Tere saath?

ARYA

ZPigfH

No.80644

>>80641

Teri maa ka balatkar hua tha

Manas ki maa ke gaand mai ananas

Anonymous

ROJR

cbNHoj

No.80647

>>80636

that better be from amul

enjoy saar