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Anonymous

IN

rSZUrw

No.83090

Mere incel hone ka sabse bada karan mera baap hai! Jab mai nanha pyaara bacha thha tab mera baap mujhe school lijate wakt bolta tha ki:

"Beta. School mein tuune ladkiyon se kabhi baat nahi karni. Warna height chotti reh jayegi teri."

Puri school life mein nursery se leke 10th tak maine kisi ladki se kabhi baat nahin kari kyunki mera baap mujhe har roz ghar aane par puchta tha, "Beta aaj kisi ladki se to nahin baat kari?"

Jo chuninda ladke mere dost thhe wo ladkiyon se baate karte thhe aur unke saath dosti bhi kar lete thhe par maine unko bhi wahi bataya.

"Ki Bhai! Ladkiyon se baaten mat kara kar. Tum sabki height chotti reh jayegi."

Wo sab bhi bichare nanhe munne naadan bache thhe aur wo bhi meri baaton mein aagaye aur ladkiyon se baaten karni chhod di. Jab mai 10th mein hua, tab mujhe sachhai ka pata laga par tab tak bohot der ho chuki thi. Jis ladke ne apne puure bachpan mein ladkiyon se baat nahi kari thhi ab usme unse baat karne ki himmat hi nahin thhi.

Ab mai 27 saal ka hoon aur meri puuri zindagi mere baap ke karan barbaad ho gayi hai.

Aur sabse badi baat, mai manlet hi hoon.

Aapki advice ka ghanta kuch fayda nahin hua papa.

Anonymous

IN

gg3tTa

No.83091

>>83090(OP)

tldr

Anonymous

IN

d/HsIW

No.83094

>>83090(OP)

Are you the 5'2 saryuparin?

Anonymous

IN

rSZUrw

No.83100

>>83091

tldr: Baap ke karan zindagi ke lode lag gaye yaaaaaar

>>83094

No yaaar.

Anonymous

IN

QYpPEj

No.83111

>>83090(OP)

>Aur sabse badi baat, mai manlet hi hoon.

Life is a cruel Greek joke

Anonymous

IN

rSZUrw

No.83215

>>83111

Anonymous

ROJR

3yZ0TQ

No.83218

>>83111

atul brootal

Anonymous

IN

gg3tTa

No.83220

>>83100

toh maa chudwaa le uss se

Anonymous

IN

71ygTA

No.83242

kill yourself, npcfaggot. it was you who couldnt take a stand for yourself.

DL

nUDtbv

No.83254

>>83090(OP)

Mere incel hone ka sabsa bada karan mera baap hai kyuki he kept me gareeb from ever to now.

Anonymous

IN

yf5oeS

No.83258

>>83218

yaar dyaush aaj toh monday hai. are you slacking off at work?

Anonymous

IN

yf5oeS

No.83260

>>83258

tuesday mera matlab

Anonymous

IN

gg3tTa

No.83262

>>83258

aur ro k2e

Anonymous

ROJR

3yZ0TQ

No.83270

>>83258

Yaar i (((wfh))).

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

dJV3H0

No.83291

>>83090(OP)

Beat up your baap anon

And when you're happy with beating him up, to talk with girls now and make them uncomfortable

bok.

HR

p+8b22

No.83294

anon needs to do aura farming before standing up against his father

anan have low self confidence

Anonymous

IN

T7tihS

No.83301

>>83270

ohhh.. pata nhi tha

Anonymous

IN

d/ajtZ

No.83303

>>83090(OP)

Can relate my mom told me as well to don't talk with girls they are evil well she was right in a way though

XX

/a/9MV

No.83310

Anonymous

IN

71ygTA

No.83312

>>83303

she was talking about herself and you fell for it.

XX

/a/9MV

No.83314

>>83303

Women acts as team but your mom is atleast dropping trvukes.

Anonymous

IN

71ygTA

No.83319

>>83310

cuck fantasy and this poster is a cuck for having such ss

Anonymous

IN

rSZUrw

No.83337

>>83303

Yaaar. There was this girl who was a new student who joined us in class 5th. No one, not even the teachers realized that she was a girl because her parents used to dress her up in boys uniform and she had short hair but still longer than other boys. Not only that, her earlobes were not pierced like all the other girls in my class. She was a quite kid and didn't speak much. I called her bhai and she never corrected me. Even her name was androgynous which made things even more confusing.

I became good friends with her for about 6 months. Then boom. One day she started wearing girls uniform. Her hair were still short. This was too much for my nanha brain which couldn't comprehend the concept of tomboys at that time. I asked her, Bhai tune ladkion waale kapde kyun pehne hai? And then she said while smiling, mai ladki hi to hu. Tujhe ab tak nahin pata laga? That was the last day I talked to her.

I had a bitter fight with her that day. I shouted at her ki ab meri height teri wajha se chhoti reh jayegi kyunki mai itne dino se na bas terese baat kar raha hu, tera dost bhi ban gaya. Mai tere se ab kabhi baat nahi karunga. She cried because she couldn't understand a word of what I was saying. She couldn't understand ki ladkon ki ladkiyon se baat karne se height chhoti reh jaati hai....

Sorry nikku. Sara dosh mere baap ka hai.

I did not mean it.

Anonymous

UN

vp1E3a

No.83340

>>83337

I don't remember being this unaware as a class 5th nanhajeet

Anonymous

IN

pbSkvk

No.83342

>>83340

Yaar mera bohot brainwash ho rkha tha

Anonymous

IN

71ygTA

No.83343

>>83337

you are a ladki too, many lundian males are ladki too, topkek.

DL

nUDtbv

No.83347

>>83312

His mother is a women, her opinions are valid about other women aswell.

DL

nUDtbv

No.83348

>>83337

I don't remember being this chutiya in even 1st standard

Anonymous

IN

QYpPEj

No.83351

>>83090(OP)

My mother used to tell me to not to talk with girls as it will distract me from academics and I won't be able to focus on JEE maxxing to take care of her in old age