/adv/ - Advice

hi bharatanons! don't mind if i intrude, do you?

after the death of 4chan i realised that altchans are safer and thus i am here. the truth is.. i haven't been on here in a while. i have forgotten much of what this place is like, but i remember one thing: you guys are great advice-givers. so.. yes. i need advice.

i(18f) have long been part of several international and local femcel communities, and while many of them are very kind, most so-called femcels are not an incel in any way. they usually find boyfriends or are in several talking stages. or they are drop dead gorgeous and have some stupid fucking problem with us real femcels and actually just come in our spaces to subtly flex.

truth is, i am ugly as fuck. i am so ugly. i am not fat but i have a disfigured face. like.. anyway, it does not even matter kek. i faceapped myself as a guy and posted it on looksmax org. that (by the way I am a nigger) (just me as a guy) got made fun of so brvtally i stopped going out of the fucking house. i hope this paints the picture.

anyway, i need to know how to looksmax. r/vindicta or r/vindictapoc are NO help at all. the users are fucking annoying. i am banned on crystal cafe. my only hope is bharatchan.

i have a negative canthalt tilt. my midface is.. mid. i am Le Balding at age 18 as a fucking nona.

>inb4 minoxidilmaxx

NO. that can fuck your life up.

anyway, i also have huge eyebags. i was a chronic mouthbreather. so no jaw. no eyebrows. a neck hump from chronic 4chan usage. i even have a fucking 4chin from using 4chan so much kek. i am not even fucking fat.

what the fuck do i do, anons? please help.

>inb4 show tits or gtfo

die moid.

>wall of text just for a larp

>>258(OP)

gtfo plebbitor

Yaar jaatni larper

>negative canthalt tilt

Fix your skin, get your eyebrows fixed.

Avoid dark circles

>Balding

Stop eating slop. Also, larp confirmed. No woman balds this early unless she's a troon.

>huge eyebags.

Fix your sleep and diet

>i was a chronic mouthbreather. so no jaw.

Start mewing. You're 18, still hope till 25 especially if you're a man, which you are.

>no eyebrows.

Weak mars. Shave them off and massage so they grow back thicker. Or just draw them on.

>a neck hump

Work out

Just get ripped.

It will fix all problems

how are you able to post a webp?

>>262

you can change dark circles n1gger, these things are genetic especially south asians or indian subcontinent has this in their genetic for most people or eyebags it is not much different. mewing doesnt work either, eyebrows are genetic too but you can try minoxidil and neck bump is likely because of cortisol and stress.

>>265

cant i mean, only thing works for under eye bags is implants, i dont remember what they are called but it was something like tear through iirc? i was keen to get into this but i realized i am not an incel but mentally ill who cant commit and is anti social

>>265

You must have really bad dark circles in your family to think that you cannot change it

Stop masturbating to your mom and start by getting enough sleep

>>258(OP)

Prove you're white. This is a brown-only board. We don't mind women here, but only Indian women. Not white she-devils. Post elbow pic with timestamp to prove you're actually white. Otherwise, fuck off.