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My soul is in pain, I can't continue to be a wagie anymore. Goodbye cruel world.

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I like The Friends sitcom

It's a pretty good show

My humour is Retarded I laugh at that show

Unironically

Going to watch all the seasons now

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is bharatchan a forum?

why old threads doesnt get deleted once they reach the limt?

https://www.bharatchan.com/board/b/catalog?page=1

(Thread by the necrobumper / 4cuck spammer)

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Konspiracy

Maybe it's not Pakistan but Baloch army that instigated kashmir terror, so that India btfo pakistan

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श्रीभगवानुवाच |

कुतस्त्वा कश्मलमिदं विषमे समुपस्थितम् |

अनार्यजुष्टमस्वर्ग्यमकीर्तिकरमर्जुन 2

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2 months ago

(Thread by the necrobumper / 4cuck spammer)

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I think even sulla jihadis know about these insufferable shernis and how much vile they are so they only kill Hindu men. These buffaloe boomer (edi)jeetas probably already hate their husbands and are waiting for them to get killed anyway.

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Have any of you ever talked about swapping your mother with your friend? When I was in 10th, I and one of my friend used to talk about fucking each other's mom just like they show it in porn..

We literally thought that's how real world operates and that it's a normal thing people do after they hit puberty.

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Why do people agree to be in a relationship with a 30-year-old woman?

Women in their 30s are never really beautiful. And even if they were still beautiful, their soul is already rotten, as if they were already dead inside. I'm not telling you to pair up with an 18-year-old if you're 34. I myself refuse to have a girlfriend that age, because I don't think everyone is young enough for an 18-20-year-old. There's just nothing good for people over 30 - suffer agony like me, who's never have love.

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what went wrong?

(Thread by the necrobumper / 4cuck spammer)

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Yep, I am sure of it now. Most of the media and opposition have been paid off. No way they are all saying the same line and opinions of

>muh invade porkistan

it is just like covid

They are actually gonna go to war and stop all gormint vacancies including banks and they will (epi) me using that.

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You people keep saying nothing ever happens but my life continues to go downhill.. What the actual fuck.

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katuwon ki to maa, behen aur betiyaan chod deni chahiye

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Why not?

All it takes is a few hundred rupees to lose your virginity.

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Cosplay ke naam pe ladkiya aise kyu pesh karte hai duniya ke samne? Samne milo toh gale milna balatkar ke barabar lene dete hai aur baki samay topless hona banta hai? Behenchod duniya

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>kya aapke pajeet mein namak hai?

why are pajeets downplaying yesterdays incident?

literally everyone has stopped talking about it within 24 hours smh my head

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Slow

Why board so slow today

Sab 4chud pe gaye kya

(4cuck spammer)

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(You) and (I) have spent so much time together

Do you feel any sort of emotions for me?

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Bohot dino se anons ki coping nahi dekhi

chalo bachhon shuru ho jao

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Is sex overrated?

Does sex feels like masturbation? I'm not talking about the act in itself per say, just the climax. Is that feeling of guilt which we feel after jerking off, also called "post nut clarity", the same as let's say when you cum inside a foid? I can't imagine looking at the bitch after finishing the act if it is true. Can someone sexhaver here please answer this

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why does everyone treat me like shit, what the fuck did i do to them, i hate myself enough i don't need more people to hate me

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thanks for taking me in for the last few days, anons. bharatchan is better than what i used to think of it. i met many nice anons here, tried reviving /sa/ (failed), had a great time. it's time to pack my bags and go back to 4ch. thanks again.

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saaar

(Thread by the necrobumper / 4cuck spammer)

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Rate my favorite song /b/

Most kino song in history of kino songs, maybe ever!

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നാണമില്ലേ നിങ്ങള്‍ക്ക്?

(Thread by the necrobumper / 4cuck spammer)

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How long does it take for a newly created account to be activated?

(Thread by the necrobumper / 4cuck spammer)

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I gotta be me, I've gotta be me

What else can I be but what I am

I want to live, not merely survive

And I won't give up this dream of life that keeps me alive

I gotta be me, I gotta be me

The dream that I see makes me what I am

That far-away prize, a world of success

Is waiting for me if I heed the call

I won't settle down, won't settle for less

As long as there's a chance that I can have it all

I'll go it alone, that's how it must be

I can't be right for somebody else

If I'm not right for me

I gotta be free, I've gotta be free

Daring to try, to do it or die

I've gotta be me

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Why bharatchan isn't open source?

I would like to contribute to some open source project

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Kekda, he thought he can made a imageboard like dyaush.

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My Prediction

>No war will happen between Pakistan and India

>Indus Water Treaty will not have any affect on Pakistan as it will require India to build heavy infrastructure to stop the water flow which Indian goberment won't do as it doesn't have money for it

>After 2 months nobody will talk about this attack

(Archived - foid thread / already thread in pol about the same )

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How much water do you drink per day? And how much soda, alcohol, tea or coffee so you drink in comparison?

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Tere Bina Sona Pital 😞😞

Tere sang Paani bhee Bimal 😭😭

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Are indian moms closeted cuckqueans?

They are so obsessed with their son getting married.

She would say stuff like 'ye jewellery toh mai apni bahu ko dungi'.

'Meri bahu ko to main beti ki tarah rakhungi'.

She would tell me to never become a lazy couch potato like unkils because apparently wives hate it and that she would not want her 'bahu' to bear an insufferable man.

WTF is this guys? It is so cringe and borderline cuckolding fetish but for women.

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Not pajeeta poster but holy fuck, just look at her, she is literally an apsara. Her name is Noamika saran, daughter of some celebrity.

She's so beautiful yaaro, I wish she was my wifey, I would even simp for her and marry her regardless of her past.

JUST FUCKING LOOK AT HER!!

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femanon in the wild!

>be me

>21 yr/old NEET

>go to kolkata for a family trip

>meet a girl there from bangladesh

>mentions 4chan

>nani?!

>we get to talking

>reveals she is on bharatchan

>get her instagram

>retvrn from kolkata

>check instagram

>user not found

>4chan kill

>come to bhach in search of her

hello bangladeshi 23 yr/old femanon, i miss you

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Men don't care about companionship, the just want sex with us.

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Ramji ke bina sansaar sooni,

Aur Hanumanji ke bina Ram kahani adhoori.

Jai Shree Ram!

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Got my balls licked by a Zooey Deschanel look-alike

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Another blackpill lie busted

Just a few days ago, they were saying how women were leaving work more and more without ever providing any citation. Well guess what? The new data does. You're worng. Again.

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(Thread by the necrobumper / 4cuck spammer)

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Why this (by the way I am a nigger) from Karachi is crossing the border if they themselves have closed the airspace for India

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Should i get a chastity cage?

My sexual urges are through the roof and i am afraid i will end up R some girl. Yesterday i was alone at house when the maid arrived as usual. I was constantly fighting off the urge to grab her and tear off her kurti and do the unthinkable. I am scared of going to rundikhana. I am thinking of buying a chastity cage and keeping the key somewhere it is not easily accessible. Seems like a healthier option than castration.

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cut or uncut?

(Thread by the necrobumper / 4cuck spammer)

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KINO CREEPY VIBE VIDJA MUSIQ

Preferably retro and old

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Mallu rat níggers

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Is it advisable...

...that a girl who is about to be (epi)d for sure or is being (epi)d pretends to enjoy it? Will this lower the probablity of her being killed after (epi)?

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What's yours?

For me Loyal

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Habibulla

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Bhuk lagi hai kuch lays aur namkeen khareed leta hu zepto

2 packet of lays

1 white monster drink

1 laung sev

400g of amul curd

Sabko mix karke khaunga yum yum

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