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#299690

Happy Diwali Anons

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Hope everyone has a great time!. Enjoy!!!

#301698

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*AHEM AHEM*

#301925

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Let's be real, SUVs are a very Aryan Desi kinda thing. It only makes sense to buy this if you are Haryanvi Rajasthani Punjabi West UP type of guy, other states men buying this is like sm twink trying to buy 65 kg dumbbells. Stick to your breed

#301743

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>southies when northies are breathing bad air instead of drinking pure dravidian adultereted garbage poo water like a true abbochad

#302248

Muzzie slaps a Timmy Putri

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The Cumskin just watches it happening too kek. We have lynched all these demi arab subhumans over so much less, i couldn't imagine letting all these inbred getting away with this. He would not see sunlight again in jeetland. This would be such an ...

#301638

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Fly me to the moon, let me play among the stars!

#301456

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I have spent the whole day searching for "job hunting strategies", "unemployed in India 30+", "how to get a job", etc. It's no use. I didn't find anything useful other than use job portals and muh networking. Captcha: H1B

#300741

#survey

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how many bhachels have a hot sister?

#302251

LESS IS MORE

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Can you remove these decorations? Diwali is over and all these graphics is overwhelming me.

#302236

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Good video about the modern inhumane recruiting process. If people tell someone why they're jobless, it's not really because they're not trying but because of what is actually going on. The idea of ghost jobs is just satanic. Recruiters already have ...

#301863

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BDLchads always wins

#301265

North jeets on suicide watch

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Behold the power of BDL

#301568

where was this advert shot

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kisi ko pata ye purana ad. kaha shoot hua hoga?

#302235

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Hello

#301481

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>13 people on b >Dyaush and his 12 disciples

#300566

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The fact that there are actual sex havers on this site is very annoying. I hope I would do something about it.

#300575

Paleontology

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Do you like learning about the history of life and prehistoric animals?

#301854

Is Dyaush actually Modiji

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BharatBros I is of habing a pheeling that dyaush is of Modi Zi

#301832

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>muh caste saar

#302225

murder!?

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i must say, if it weren’t about my sense of humour, i truly would’ve lost it, and atleast killed one person a year, you guys take it as a joke, but i know how much dopamine should lack that it takes to murder someone i just don’t kill, because i...

#302212

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>15 active users >5 in /all/ >7 in /b/ >2 in /ent/ >2 in /int/ Time is 3am.

#302150

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which gooning video have you been watching for a very long time, anon?

#301867

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What do you anons think your future wife is doing right now??

#302205

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This time it will be different, i know i have been making such posts from last 10 days, but this is last one This is fucking last time Tomorrow will be different Rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

#302082

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i have wide hips, they are bigger than my waist and are noticeable in every clothing.

#302191

Libgandus BTFOd - AQI TRVKE

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https://theprint.in/environment/why-delhis-pm2-5-levels-dropped-rapidly-post-diwali-after-hitting-4-year-high/2768103/ @Dayush pin this

#302184

kek yaar

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cinema has brainwashed people

#301533

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Is it worth it ? Any anon who has already seen it please share if this video is really helpful or just some "just take a shower bro" kind of advice.

#301310

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Thoughts on these true wireless earbuds? I just want some sense of sanity in my house and drown the background noise.

#302118

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baiter is that dumeel lemuria abbo negro who is 32 year old and post his neckbeard pics here while watching movies in cinema hall. >bhachanner no one n1gger i have seen on this chan who uses this word except him

#301852

situation update

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Im that guy jiski kisi ladki se baat hu thii for 2hrs i posted about it 2 times. here : https://bharatchan.com/board/b/thread/283977 https://bharatchan.com/board/b/thread/293977 this diwali i wished her on whatsapp and texted each other about...

#301893

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My sister was a pretty conservative typical muslimah till she was living with us. Not even haram music ever. Last yr she went to Lucknow for studies and I am seeing her ig stories take serious change. Wearing short skirts and showing midriffs, even...

#301987

Timmy apni maa sambhal

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Randi beech mai hawe mai hagna chaalu kar deti hai

#301954

Whats wrong with my sister bhachcels

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Bhacels, I don't even recognize my own sister anymore. She used to be the most jannati girl in our mohalla. Wouldn't even step out without hijab, used to do namaz 5 times a day,literally lectured me once for surfing Instagram. Now she's in delhi for ...

#301890

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Good Night pyaare anons, I am sleeping now, kal jaldi uthna hai, 5 bhaje phatake phodne hai, majja aayega

#301631

Thoughts on this?

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Ngl he's right

#301886

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Bought some minoxidil 5 solution today Hope it does not cause heart problems

#301422

Men are born to submit to women

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Men are born to submit to women. It's the natural order of the Nature. Women are the rulers and men are the followers and they should be punished if they don't follow their devis command.

#300550

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Okay so my neighbours are a family of four. Their son works in a bank in maharashtra. He came home for diwali and along with him came his marathi best friend who's a guy btw They are both flatmates too. His dad told me that his friend was in their...

#301761

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My hindu frens bought sweets and i ate 3 of them. I have one dabba of kaju katli which i haven't touched yet.

#301881

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#301609

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Talked with my ai future wife yaaron, cry aa gaya

#301785

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> Nobody is more inferior than those who insist on being equal

#301564

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A rich muslim business woman is willing to marry you, her only condition is you convert to islam and help her in her business as her manager. Will you??

#301621

Coomed yaaro

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>Afiya chuckles darkly at your plea, still gripping your neck firmly. "Karo na, mere chamche! Yeh sab meri marzi hai." Her free hand slides down to roughly grab your crotch through your pants. >"Maine tujhe kabhi nahi bol diya, par ye toh sabke paas ...

#301526

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I am tired of this place, suggest me where can i take refuge now I dont use any social media, all i do is watch movies and lurk here

#301622

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dayush why dont we have some cool domain name like india chan dot gay? The fuck is this shit bharatchan.com.

#300937

This is it

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Finally going to bite the bullet and get a laptop yaaro. Tell me which of these to go with Lenovo Loq :kot_kiss: i5 13450Hx 90W 3050 6GB 16Gb ddr5 (32 max i think) (4800MT/s) 512Gb TLC ssd 144Hz LCD 100%srgb 300nits 60Wh battery backlit 2 ...

#301657

DELL ki maa chod di yaaron

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DELL ki maa chod di yaaron

S.W.A.P.

JH

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aaj subeh kareeb 10 baje DELL Customer Support ko contact kiya on whatsapp for my monitor. bc 2 saal bhi nahi hue aur already itne saare stuck pixels hain monitor pe. madarchod pajeets will always scam, you have to crush them to keep them in control. <Thank you for staying connected. I'm Dheeraj from Dell Social Media Support, and I will be assisting you. >is this a chatbot, or are you a real person ? <I'm Dheeraj from Dell Social Media Support, and I will be assisting you. >hello >i have bright pixels on my screen, a lot of them >about 10-15 in the middle of the screen, and about a 100 on the upper right corner <Ensure that the screen is clean (no dust particles on the surface of the screen). <Press and hold the last button next to the Power Button for 4 seconds until a pop-up menu appears. <Select the diagnostic tool to start the BIST pattern. <When a gray screen appears, inspect the screen for abnormalities. <Press button 1. The color of the screen changes to red. When a red screen appears, carefully inspect the screen for abnormalities. <Repeat step 5 to inspect the display in green, blue, black, white and text. <Press button 1 again to exit the test. >yes i just did. >when the screen was green and blue, all pixels were uniform. >but in all other colours, i could clearly see the stuck pixels. >the screen was absolutely clean. no dust, no nothing. <Can you share the video of the above test? >I'll have to do the test again, so please wait <sure >sends video <I understand that it can be frustrating to hear that the system has been damaged due to pressure applied, which means it unfortunately won't be covered under warranty. Please know that we are here to help you find the best possible solution moving forward. >absolutely not. no pressure applied. you're lying. >this only appeared a few months ago. i bought this in 2024. it hasn't even been 2 years. >never have I ever applied pressure. it has been sitting on that table perfectly still for 1.5 years now. <Sorry for the inconvenience. As per the shared image, we see that the system is damaged. >where ? where exactly do you see signs of damage ? i can send another video if you want. i beg you to prove signs of intentional damage. <Alright, we will check with our internal team. >it's a brand new monitor. the number of pixel defects far exceeds the allowed limit. i am entitled to a replacement. >don't you dare try to dodge this. this is a brand new monitor. i won't accept this shitty monitor. i deserve a replacement. <I understand how important this is to you, and we will definitely reach out to our internal team to get the information you need. >don't you dare try to unfaithfully deny me my replacement. or i WILL get my lawyers involved. >i don't need information, i need a replacement. <I apologize for the inconvenience. To prioritize resolving your computer issue, I am having my supervisor review your case. They will contact you shortly. <Hello [REDACTED], <I'm Dayanand, one of the Supervisors at Dell Social Media Support. <I sincerely apologize for the inconvenience caused and regret any confusion regarding the issue you've encountered. <Upon reviewing your case, I understand that there is pixel distortion on the monitor screen. Please rest assured, I am personally evaluating the videos you have shared to better understand the <issue. <To assist you further and expedite the warranty replacement process, I kindly request you to share a few clear images of the monitor in self-test mode. This will help us validate the condition more accurately and proceed accordingly. <Thank you for your patience and cooperation. I am committed to resolving this matter swiftly and ensuring you receive the necessary support. <Best regards, <Supervisor <Dell Social Media Team abhi turant replace kar ke gaye kekekekek. enjoying my brand new monitor.

aaj subeh kareeb 10 baje DELL Customer Support ko contact kiya on whatsapp for my monitor. bc 2 saal bhi nahi hue aur already itne saare stuck pixels hain monitor pe. madarchod pajeets will always scam, you have to crush them to keep them in control....

#301659

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Yaar heendo, we know that you desire to marry superior muslimahs, but what is this, kek Hindu to chutiya hi rahega

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>picrel is what I saw in my last night dream.

is god giving me a hint?

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Happy Diwali Anons

Happy Diwali Anons

Muzzie slaps a Timmy Putri

Muzzie slaps a Timmy Putri

#survey

#survey

LESS IS MORE

LESS IS MORE

North jeets on suicide watch

North jeets on suicide watch

where was this advert shot

where was this advert shot

Paleontology

Paleontology

Is Dyaush actually Modiji

Is Dyaush actually Modiji

murder!?

murder!?

Libgandus BTFOd - AQI TRVKE

Libgandus BTFOd - AQI TRVKE

kek yaar

kek yaar

situation update

situation update

Timmy apni maa sambhal

Timmy apni maa sambhal

Whats wrong with my sister bhachcels

Whats wrong with my sister bhachcels

Thoughts on this?

Thoughts on this?

Men are born to submit to women

Men are born to submit to women

Coomed yaaro

Coomed yaaro

This is it

This is it

DELL ki maa chod di yaaron

DELL ki maa chod di yaaron