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#366904

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pyaari >///<

#367331

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SIMPING: The act of throwing yourself into a fire just to warm up someone who will get pissed off as soon as you stop burning.

#366937

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remember this kino?

#365641

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31 day STRICT nofap. No peaks, no bad thoughts (except yesterday night when NNN ended), TOTAL domination over my lust. I won.

#360895

North Eastern Pyaari /nep/

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Jai Shri Krishna pyaaron~ How's your day going? I had a very surreal dream today in which I eloped and married to a NE pyaari from Manipur but her parents were hunting us down to honour killu us:osaka_cri: Bhagwan aisa kisi ke sath na kare.

#366463

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/g is dead so asking here, what to do when your code works in leetcode but is shit and unoptimized. Do you do it again or just look at the best solution. For example for the valid parentheses problem, I wrote this and yeah its bad but it works, bu...

#367172

ये काला ये काला ये काला काला काला

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काला कौवा काट खाएगा, सच बोल ये काला कौवा काट खाएगा, सच बोल ये काला कौवा काट खाएगा...

#367209

Janny Randi Putra

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Are bsdk Janny ye wala Homepage chahiye chutiye

#366922

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I hope this is just a fake news for engagement farming

#366320

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Finn anon likes coming to India because he's 5'7 which is basically a dwarf in Finland. Here he feels normal. Finnimmy if you're reading this, please avoid chandigarh in your next tour, you'll get mogged out of existence by the zoomers here

#366898

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c39lsTXojXc Pajeet professor's on suicide watch. 12 year old solves Snell's law and no poopjeet professor faggot is Volunteering in solving the equation

#366342

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Define ' Upper caste '

#366847

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Mai marines ki tarah train krna chahta hu lekin meri body me jaan nahi hai https://youtu.be/PG8eHKrmsdg

#366242

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There are at least 5 india hate threads on 4chan /pol/ anytime you see the catalogue. I don't have an X account but I've seen screenshots and it seems india is a hot topic there too Is this how being supervillain feels like? I used to hate NRIs bu...

#366971

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Chutiye friends in my whatsapp groups are discussing about picrel

#366475

/brvtal/ - civil war in sudan

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>500k dead >open genocide of negros by arabs >"negro women will produce arab babies" >"we will change their lineage" https://youtu.be/wagkzDigGic

#366948

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Kino video by unkill https://youtu.be/E_3tUO6weTs?si=PHBuGXTrh_3-8owl This goobarjeeta could never https://youtu.be/TgwEdqP72rQ?si=ZMUTmDTb2r47-5Y7

#366658

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>parents are once again listening to the baba who advocates for vegcuckism

#366737

Jobhunters zara idhar aa

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I cant get any jobs in india, what are the chances that I will get shortlisted if I apply for jobs abroad thru linkedin?

#366709

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Yaar Ponge

#366605

Are lifting weights a waste of energy

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Anyone /anti-workout/ in bhach

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Anonymous

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I chose the green door ninety-three days ago. At the time, it seemed obviously correct. Not even a close call. The red door offered two billion dollars immediately—a sum so large it would solve every material problem I'd ever face, fund any project I could imagine, and still leave enough to give away amounts that would meaningfully change thousands of lives. But two billion is a number. It has a fixed relationship to the economy, to the things money can buy, to the world. The green door offered one dollar that doubles every day. I remember standing there, doing the mental math. Day 30: about a billion dollars. Day 40: over a trillion. Day 50: a quadrillion. The red door would be surpassed before the first month ended, and after that, the gap would grow incomprehensibly fast. Choosing the red door would be like choosing a ham sandwich over a genie's lamp because you were hungry right now. So I walked through the green door. The first few weeks were unremarkable. I had a dollar, then two, then four. By day ten I had $512, which felt like finding money in an old jacket. By day twenty I had over a million, and I started getting calls from financial advisors I'd never contacted. By day thirty-one I had crossed the two-billion threshold—officially richer than I would have been behind the red door. I didn't understand what was happening until around day sixty. The money, you see, had to exist somewhere. Not philosophically—I mean physically. Digitally. When I checked my bank balance, a computer somewhere had to store that number. And storing the number 2^n requires n bits. One bit per day. That's it. That's the rate at which my fortune's representation grows. A linear function. Almost comically modest. But here's what I'd failed to understand about exponential growth: the value doesn't care about the representation. The bits grow linearly. The dollars they encode grow exponentially. And dollars make claims on the physical world. Day sixty. My balance: 2^60 dollars. About 1.15 quintillion. Roughly 1,000 times the entire global GDP. The number itself required only 60 bits to store—less than a tweet, less than this sentence, trivially small from an information-theoretic perspective. But money is not information. Money is a claim. The calls started coming from the Treasury Department. Polite, confused, increasingly frantic. They explained that the M2 money supply of the United States was approximately 21 trillion dollars. I now held about 15,000 times that amount. When I tried to spend any of it—even a tiny fraction—the transaction represented a claim on more goods and services than the entire human economy had ever produced in its history. "The number in your account," a Treasury official said, "is not meaningful." "It's in your computer," I replied. "The computer," she said carefully, "does not understand what the number represents." Day seventy-five. 2^75 dollars. I could purchase—in principle—roughly 350 million copies of the entire Earth's annual economic output. The representation remained elegant: 75 bits. Nine and a half bytes. I could write my net worth on a Post-it note in binary. But representations aren't wealth. Wealth is factories, farmland, human labor, time, attention, atoms arranged into useful configurations. And I had laid claim to more atoms than existed. This is where it gets strange. The global financial system is, at its core, a system of ledgers. Distributed, reconciled, audited. When the Federal Reserve's systems recorded my balance, and Chase's systems recorded my balance, and the IRS's systems recorded my balance, those numbers had to match. And they did match—trivially, easily, using a handful of bytes each. But then the systems tried to do things with the number. Calculate taxes owed. Assess systemic risk. Determine what fraction of GDP was held by a single individual. Run inflation models. Price assets in a market that now included a participant with claims exceeding the value of all other claims combined. Day eighty-two. The S&P 500 became undefined. Not zero, not infinity—undefined. My proportional ownership of the market, if I chose to exercise it, exceeded 100%. The shares I could theoretically purchase outnumbered the shares that existed. Financial models divide by market cap; market cap now included a term that broke the arithmetic. Day eighty-five. The International Monetary Fund published a paper titled "On the Representability of Post-Scarcity Claims." It concluded that exchange rates could no longer be calculated because the dollar itself had become paradoxical—simultaneously the world's reserve currency and a unit of measurement that had lost all meaning. My balance on day eighty-five: 2^85 dollars. Still just 85 bits. About ten and a half bytes. The representation remained trivial. The reality it pointed to had become impossible. Day ninety. I tried to buy a coffee. The transaction failed. Not because of insufficient funds, not because of a technical error, but because the payment system could not determine a meaningful exchange rate. My card represented a claim on approximately 10^27 dollars. The coffee cost $4.50. The ratio between these numbers—the percentage of my wealth the coffee would cost—was so small that it rounded to zero in every floating-point system on Earth. I could not pay because the act of payment required representing a number smaller than any computer could distinguish from nothing. I offered to pay in cash. I had a twenty. The barista looked at me like I'd offered to pay with a seashell. "Where did you get physical currency?" she asked. That's when I realized: I had broken cash too. The Treasury had stopped printing bills three weeks earlier. Why maintain physical currency when one account holder could—at any moment—claim more dollars than had ever been printed in human history? The symbolic relationship between paper and value had always been a polite fiction, but my existence had made the fiction impossible to maintain. Day ninety-three. Today. My balance is 2^93 dollars: approximately 10^28. About 10 billion times the estimated value of all assets on Earth. The representation requires 93 bits. Twelve bytes. Smaller than my name. The economy hasn't collapsed, exactly. People still trade, still work, still produce. But they've stopped using dollars. They've had to. A currency in which one person holds virtually infinite units is not a currency at all—it's a monopoly ticket that everyone has silently agreed to stop playing with. I keep thinking about what money actually is. It's not the bits. The bits are trivial; they always were. It's not even the paper or the gold or the entries in a ledger. Money is a shared agreement about who has claims on what. A story we tell together about value and exchange and debt. I broke the story. Not through violence, not through fraud, not through any action more dramatic than walking through a door and watching a number tick upward. Just by existing. Just by holding a claim that grew faster than the world's ability to honor it. The red door offered two billion dollars. A large but finite claim. A claim that fit within the story, that could be exchanged and spent and taxed and inherited. A claim the world could accommodate. The green door offered something else entirely: a claim that would grow until it consumed all other claims, until the very concept of claiming became incoherent. I still have the 93 bits. They're sitting on a server somewhere, humming along, doubling quietly at midnight. By next week they'll represent more dollars than there are atoms in the observable universe. And I still can't buy a coffee.

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I chose the green door ninety-three days ago. At the time, it seemed obviously correct. Not even a close call. The red door offered two billion dollars immediately—a sum so large it would solve every material problem I'd ever face, fund any projec...

#366820

jyotish ji se baat hui

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>i am maanglik >only maanglik baman girls are good for me >non-maanglik girls of any case are ashubh(bad) for me >maanglik kanyakubja baman girl will bring great luck and prosperity to my life >also ketu dosh is high holy fuck bros..... now t...

#366555

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Just proves that women are more degenerate than Men but they only show their horny side to Chads >Video: they are watching a viral mms

#366570

questions for nri foid lurker

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title, not providing proof to any retards

#366746

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Let's fucking gooooo

#366670

govt mandated security app

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Why does it need so much info

#366654

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How do I make the most of the day? I am able to barely do something productive for 2-3 hours and spend the rest on phone and eating

#366674

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Om Shanti yaar >Poor pajeet came from UP to clean sewers in delhi. >Didn't have a place to live so lived in night shelter. >Got burned alive >Lives of pajeets are so brootal

#366278

EGTOW - Everyone Going Their Own Way

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Final form, the end goal of all GTOW, i give you all agency to pursue your own paths.

#366410

Bhch institute or Jaatology

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latest research paper, let's do a peer review.

#365902

Why don't we've a eugenics policy?

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A nation's greatest wealth is it's people. It's engine is it's people. God knows how far chinks progressed ahead with their eugenics policy desgined to produce next gen academics, business leaders, military pesonnel, etc.. https://www.edge.org/respo...

#365207

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Handoo your whamen are out of control again, come get them

#366479

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> tfw you are mentally preparing to apply for Pakistani citizenship since the Indian government refuses to genocide Indian muslims https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm-G9Ax3Z9Q

#366440

Agarbattiyan raakh hogayi

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God toh firbhi dikha nahi

#365829

BHACHADS BHI NAA YAAR

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Cinema Hall mein do do jeetas ki lelete kek

#365171

Turkey mogs India and Turkey is Muslim

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How do Hindus cope ?

#365653

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>spotted two gora tourists walking about in my town Should I say hi and tell them "namaste, welcome to India saar"?

#365885

Kanging within Brahmins

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Are there any unofficial hierarchy groups within the brahmin community where one community is deemed superior over the other?

#366519

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>3:25 am >18 active on /b/ >actual discussion and shitposting on all posts instead of low tier bait high iq high output nocturnal bhachads ko mera salaam

#366276

Pajaat saab ke aane ka time ho rha hai

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.

#366363

4 saal beet gaye

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Raat bhar apne lewd books ki story bhejti thii. Aaj bhi uske audio recording sunta hu

#366295

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TFW Buddhists think they can take control of Aryavarta

#366023

Couples are so fortunate yaaron

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unka kya dabaake sex hota hai we incels can only imagine they put all their energy into it and enjoy it to fullest it's too bad I won't ever get to experience it

#366291

the thing about us indians

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see the thing about us indians is that we think that we're inherently inferior, even a low caste is better than a (by the way I am a nigger) as a (by the way I am a nigger) acts like a degen with no respect for people and culture they rant and rave a...

#366231

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My crush liked instagram reels about this book called "Hunting Adeline" Wow, I had no idea she was such an avid reader, I love high iq beautiful women

#365496

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Can a brahmin join STGOW?

#365921

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in my room sitting procrastinating on something so easy but no will to do it, my pajama and underwear smells of dried cum due to regular cooming and not taking bath for 3-4 days or maybe more, i dont remember it anymore, my life force is dying, its a...

#365845

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This is last month of this year and my life is same as it was in December of 2024

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Shit yaar. Roj ka humiliation ritual sehen karna padta hai.

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North Eastern Pyaari /nep/

North Eastern Pyaari /nep/

ये काला ये काला ये काला काला काला

ये काला ये काला ये काला काला काला

Janny Randi Putra

Janny Randi Putra

/brvtal/ - civil war in sudan

/brvtal/ - civil war in sudan

Jobhunters zara idhar aa

Jobhunters zara idhar aa

Are lifting weights a waste of energy

Are lifting weights a waste of energy

jyotish ji se baat hui

jyotish ji se baat hui

questions for nri foid lurker

questions for nri foid lurker

govt mandated security app

govt mandated security app

EGTOW - Everyone Going Their Own Way

EGTOW - Everyone Going Their Own Way

Bhch institute or Jaatology

Bhch institute or Jaatology

Why don't we've a eugenics policy?

Why don't we've a eugenics policy?

Agarbattiyan raakh hogayi

Agarbattiyan raakh hogayi

BHACHADS BHI NAA YAAR

BHACHADS BHI NAA YAAR

Turkey mogs India and Turkey is Muslim

Turkey mogs India and Turkey is Muslim

Kanging within Brahmins

Kanging within Brahmins

Pajaat saab ke aane ka time ho rha hai

Pajaat saab ke aane ka time ho rha hai

4 saal beet gaye

4 saal beet gaye

Couples are so fortunate yaaron

Couples are so fortunate yaaron

the thing about us indians

the thing about us indians