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BrootalBhangi

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oXT4TP

No.150365

> be 50 year old uncle pajeet

> go home after a hardworking week

> fortunate enough to get window seat in train

> BJP MLA comes and orders u to give him seat

> thinks "I won't be ur avg pajeet"

> u stand ur ground and decline

> the MLA calls his goons and 10+ men including Policemen beat u up brutally

> the incident gets recorder and ur left alive

> gets option to file a complaint

> gets threatened by MLA if u file complaint we'll kill u and ur family

Such is the life in Lundia

This could've been any of you pajeets, He did the right thing he stood his ground and had balls, Still got beaten and threatened.

Such is the life in Lundia.

Anonymous

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8cdKgV

No.150369

>>150365(OP)

pajeet predator list:

+ window seat

Anonymous

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M1H90v

No.150370

>>150365(OP)

I intentionally take the aisle seat because I do not need to beg the passanger next to me to move when I want to go to toilet. Also, there is more arm space.

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

TIGWMz

No.150371

>>150369

+Bhajipaav MLA

Femcel

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noR0cZ

No.150372

>>150365(OP)

Dhruv rathee had been waring us about Hindutva Facism buy everyone ignored him

Anonymous

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M1H90v

No.150374

Window seat is so cucked yaar.

You are squeezed between the window and the fat aunty on your side like a weak little bitchboy.

BrootalBhangi

IN

oXT4TP

No.150375

>>150372

No one reply to this retard troon poster he's trying to derail the thread from anti politics to anti hindutva do not reply to this tranny

Anonymous

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h7elXu

No.150386

>>150365(OP)

Vishwaguru saar

Anonymous

IN

14n3v6

No.150395

>>150370

>>150374

Just say you can't take a stand

Anonymous

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M1H90v

No.150404

>>150395

What stand? I hate being squished between the fat passanger next to me and the window. Middle seat is even worse. Aisle is the most comfy unironically.

Anonymous

IN

F7yKWl

No.150406

>>150365(OP)

pajeets deserve this for giving MLAs a god complex by constantly worshipping them

Anonymous

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M1H90v

No.150408

I always used to book window seat but then one day, the aunty on the aisle seat requested me to exchange seats with her. I obliged, and after switching seats, I realized how uncomfortable window seat actually was. Since then, I always book aisle.

Anonymous

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rdF0kv

No.150416

>>150371

just make it mla after yesterday's soythie moa thread. and yea i forgot that window seat was the og predator which started the pajeet predator list

Anonymous

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rdF0kv

No.150417

>>150416

soythie mla* not moa

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

TIGWMz

No.150423

>>150416

Well, politicians in general

इस देश के लोग एक नंबर के मादरचोद है, दो कौड़ी के चोदु नेताओं को मारते पीटने नहीं है और उनके तलवे चाट कर उनको पूजते हैं

Anonymous

IN

M1H90v

No.150429

Speaking of sitting arrangements, has anyone else noticed that they are never assigned a seat next to a cutie? It's always a fat unlcle/aunty/guy. Is the blaady IRCTC intentionally cucking us? Like, they already have all the passenger data like age and gender. It feels like they're intentionally not matching random young boys and girls together unless they're related. In my countless train journeys, not even ONE time I sat next to a girl my age or even a sexy milf. It's always pot bellied uncles and aunties and guys of my age. What in the blaady hell is this? This feels rigged.

BrootalBhangi

IN

oXT4TP

No.150440

>>150429

Yar schizojeet

Anonymous

IN

JnmrGA

No.150446

>>150429

Nope. Once I had a seat with a cutie. She laughed when I felt little shy after looking at her phone scrolling and asked me my hometown.

Anonymous

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M1H90v

No.150458

>>150446

She must be your distant relative yaar. A third cousin probably.

IRCTC never lets male/females with no prior family ties sit together. I will probably find my sexy third cousin in train some day too yaaar. I'm hopeful.

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

TIGWMz

No.150460

>>150458

I have had seats with cuties three times.

They were always with their mom though

Anonymous

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M1H90v

No.150470

>>150460

This is exactly what I'm trying to say yaar.

That has happened with me too.

They're always with their relatives. The relative/mother/father cockblocks you by sitting in the middle. The IRCTC does not want solo female cuties to sit next to me. That is the harsh truth.

Anonymous

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M1H90v

No.150472

I will tag the rail minister in my tweet if I don't get seated next to a cute female within my next 10 journeys. Bohot seh liya.

Anonymous

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7dHEJS

No.150483

>>150374

Its better than being squeezed by fat aunties from both sides

Anonymous

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M1H90v

No.150487

>>150483

True yaar. Middle seat is even more cucked. Aisle seat is the best as you are free to manspread to your heart's content. Window or middle mein baith ke tatte chipak jaate hain.

AP

wpRzAV

No.150577

>>150429

iska digits dedo anan. Mein apko ashirwad dega agar diya toh. do na anan, pichle wala bhi kho geya. bas yeh wala de do

ML

wpRzAV

No.150587

>>150472

kekkkkk

ML

wpRzAV

No.150590

>>150472

>I will tag the rail minister

yaar use the ntruncle's photu as dp while you tag that faggit

ML

wpRzAV

No.150597

>>150577

wait nyo yaar I thot it wuzz the uncle raping and annoying the qti (she really is cute tho and pure rapeable). Can you post one where the uncle is annoying af and bullying a qt like her? give me digits yaar

pajeeta

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kBBXvd

No.150599

>>150369

if you sit on the aisle seat be wary of the falling overhead luggage predator. scp type shit. many such predators attack as falling steel ka bartan containing 20 metric tonnes of fafda, jalebi, khandvi, dhokla

ML

wpRzAV

No.150611

>>150365(OP)

on a separate note, this guy took up on the challenge. no one asked him to be the hero in the situation.

Blaady people are thimking that just cause we have shiny new thangs and a camera on a phone suddenly the dynamics of power will change. the strong no matter how he gopt to power through violence or a larp like acting on television, naw has power which means he has mean and resources to use for himself and you blaady don't.

If you do want to pick a battle you blaady need to thimk if you are gonna go the entire way and have the resources to wipe out his entire khaandan if you don't then you cuck out or you go suicidal and kill the n!gger knowing that naw you and your clan will face the consequences of it all.

>but what if he tries to rape my lolis

The same thang pans out in here too.

Blaady why will I go out of my way to waste my taime and effort into supporting you a blaady loser? fuck that.

ML

wpRzAV

No.150614

>>150611

blaady in da jangal if the lion came to rape one of your own, you would have to blaady decide if you should let the rape habben and cut your losses so that you can flee and live another day so that you can ambush and rape the lion back another day or maybe not cause you have other promblems or do you have the means to rape the lion right naw?

Anonymous

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6AEgwY

No.150615

>>150577

>pichle wala bhi kho geya.

IPX-252

pichle wala konsa tha pyaare?

batao batao? ho sakta hai mujhe yaad ho.

Anonymous

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7dHEJS

No.150622

>>150614

The lion rapes the richfag seathavers

Anonymous

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6AEgwY

No.150629

>>150597

dia wan?

ML

wpRzAV

No.150638

>>150629

ye wala do mereko >>150615 dedo anan. koi dedo.ap bhi dekklo

>pichle wala konsa tha pyaare?

yaar is uncle ka hi yaad nai. koi baat nai bat aise digits zara sidewa karke rakhna anan jisme ek uggo darwabna uncle koi qti ko sata raha hain waise types. Themks

Anonymous

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6AEgwY

No.150645

>>150638

IBW-853

ML

wpRzAV

No.150648

>>150645

>IBW-853

thank you anan you will grow up to do great thangs in laife