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Anonymous

HR

pYvCSw

No.154943

Bhenchod kamre mein chhipkali aa gayi yaar.

Bohot dar lagta hai inn bhenkilodiyon se.

Anonymous

HR

pYvCSw

No.154945

ye bhi ek reason hai ki mujhe sardi pasand hai

Anonymous

IN

XN/3jZ

No.154952

>>154943(OP)

>>154945

abey apna joota utha aur maar de chipkali pe. Baap maarta nahi tha kya tujhe jo aisa sissy faggot ban gaya

Anonymous

HR

pYvCSw

No.154953

>>154952

Mai cockroach se nahin darta.

Badi se badi makdion se nahin darta.

Bas chhipkali badi bhenchod lagti hain mujhe yaar.

Saanp se to saare hi darte hain.

Anonymous

IN

XN/3jZ

No.154956

>>154953

to nikal chappal aur maar de usko. aaj maar diya toh dar khatm ho jaega.

Post the corpse here once you're done

Anonymous

ROJR

D1a1RI

No.154962

>>154943(OP)

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CukNxuj_MRk[embed]

Anonymous

HR

pYvCSw

No.154963

>>154956

Mushkil hai yaar. Mujhe jumpscare karne ke liye kahin chhupi hui hai wo saali. I can't sleep tonight I guess.

Anonymous

HR

pYvCSw

No.154964

>>154962

kek yaar

koi marathi bhau aake iska kaam kardo yaar

Anonymous

IN

y16QNK

No.154980

>>154943(OP)

Chipkali is net positive for homes

It kills mosquitos, cockroaches and spiders for free

Do not fear them

Anonymous

DL

Pa6rw8

No.154985

>>154980

Do you speak marathi by any chance?

Anonymous

IN

y16QNK

No.154989

>>154985

Nah I speak bundelkhandi

Anonymous

IN

BJ6tBF

No.154992

>>154943(OP)

Real mard bano hinduon

Stomp that little fucker 😈

Show him/her the power of hindu sanatani 🗿

Anonymous

IN

xaFstf

No.154996

>>154992

show him/her the beauty of sanatan dharma

Jai shree ram

AP

HGzVPl

No.155154

>>154943(OP)

they are all good yaar won't bother you at all and eat the n!gger macchar and other insects

Thunder motog64 posting

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MP

Af4R1p

No.155210

>>155154

blaady this. Chipkalis are fucking based, so are millipedes (gaigwalans) and spiders too

Anonymous

IN

am2Y1W

No.155215

>>154953

Chipkali are scared of egg shells for some reason. I used to gymcel in kalej days and used to keep egg shells outside they dont smell but used to scared them chipkalis randis

Bkl cupboard mein ghus jaati thi

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Uw41FM

No.155219

:animu_music_g: :animu_music_g: :animu_music_g:

stop critter hate. Love all insects

𑀤𑀸𑀬𑀼𑀱

ROJR

Ny6QZy

No.155220

>>155154

Chipkali defense force in full power yaroon

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MP

Uw41FM

No.155222

>>155219

Love all arthopods. Love all Reptiles. Love all mammals. Love all

Anonymous

IN

3bPonj

No.155223

>>155210

stupid chamar, they are our ancestral enemy.

𑀤𑀸𑀬𑀼𑀱

ROJR

Ny6QZy

No.155224

>>155210

>>155219

damn thunder

𑀤𑀸𑀬𑀼𑀱

ROJR

Ny6QZy

No.155225

>>155223

Hindu jaag gaya.

Anonymous

IN

3bPonj

No.155226

>>155220

chipkali leaves some small black turds that leaks with some white stuff, i once touched it and it smelled like legit poop.

Anonymous

IN

3bPonj

No.155228

>>155225

before hindu i am a #proudhuman. kill all reptiles, total reptile death, bharatchan supports reptile genocide.

𑀤𑀸𑀬𑀼𑀱

ROJR

Ny6QZy

No.155229

>>155226

i am aware though we don't have any chipkali here.

Anonymous

ARYA

cDDMig

No.155230

>>155154

This

>>155210

Also this, Chipkali and Spiders are based. I love Scorpions as well but they are a hazard sadly, the same goes for centipedes. All the Millipedes are very cute tho.

Anonymous

IN

Pa6rw8

No.155231

>>155210

You are underweight right?

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Uw41FM

No.155232

>>155230

>millipedes are cute

Yeah they are.

centipedes however are scary. Fuckers eat meat a and will not hesitate to bit you. Never saw a scorpion IRL though

Anonymous

ARYA

cDDMig

No.155233

>>155229

We have varities of chipkali here, the girgit being the less creepy one. I once was leaving my home for aafis on my bike. A home chipkali jumped on my back, I tried to shoo it away. I thought it has left so i got on my bike and left.

When I reached the aafis after 25 minute journey, it was still on my shoulder somehow, just chilling through entire ride lmao. I lowered my arm and it left. From its perspective I was a delux flight who took it to an entire different continent.

Anonymous

ARYA

cDDMig

No.155236

>>155232

I have seen a fuck ton of scorpions, they are enough joke tho. They can kill and most older people tend to fear them a lot. Their are some deadly ones like red and yellow ones which according to my elders can, and WILL fuck you up, putting you on dainik jagran.

Centipedes are annoying as well. They can not kill you but those madarchods can bite and will bite. If they were not such a rand ke pille, I will not mind them. They take care of other insects but those retards forget ki ghar kiska hai.

𑀤𑀸𑀬𑀼𑀱

ROJR

Ny6QZy

No.155237

>>155210

>mfw 3 years of seclusion in kalej lead to thunder becoming monk and tag teaming with flora and fauna

based

𑀤𑀸𑀬𑀼𑀱

ROJR

Ny6QZy

No.155238

>>155228

damn sirs

𑀤𑀸𑀬𑀼𑀱

ROJR

Ny6QZy

No.155239

>>155233

kek kino yaaraaa.

>girgit

these are absolute b-bros.

I used to play a lot with indian chamelons when i was a kid, they used to run fast, you could pull them up by their tails - their week point.

Anonymous

ARYA

cDDMig

No.155240

>>155210

Anon, unrelated but you may wanna get checked for vitamin deficiency. I think you may be a little low on B12 yaar. Take care of your health.

Anonymous

ARYA

cDDMig

No.155242

>>155239

>these are absolute b-bros.

They look more badass and less creepy than the home chipkalis. I fucking love girgit yaar, they all are so cool. I never picked them up, but I would chase them a lot kek. They are super cute and don't even have the void eyes like the domestic house chipkalis.

Anonymous

IN

zfelbo

No.155243

>>154943(OP)

Chipkalis are based because they have territory fights on my walls which indicates High T. There are blood stains on the walls too btw. One more reason is that they btfo cuckroaches

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ARYA

ncWtcZ

No.155246

>>154962

kekla re bhava

𑀤𑀸𑀬𑀼𑀱

ROJR

Ny6QZy

No.155247

>>155242

agree with everything and they are mostly b/w shrubs, flowers. in my cases around rose flowers etc.

𑀤𑀸𑀬𑀼𑀱

ROJR

Ny6QZy

No.155248

>>154962

kek

Anonymous

IN

zfelbo

No.155251

Also what do you guys call this btw

Anonymous

ARYA

cDDMig

No.155253

>>155251

I forgor yaar, i remember seeing them a lot when I was a nanha anon. These betichods are fast as fuck lmao.

Anonymous

ARYA

cDDMig

No.155255

>>155243

>Chipkalis are based because they have territory fights on my walls which indicates High T.

>Fight Fight Fight Fight

I fucking loved the chipkali fight in hostel days as well yaar. We would unironically gather arround to see their fights. We would drop a small piece of chimkin to whoever won kek.

Anonymous

IN

y16QNK

No.155256

>>155251

It's called saamp ki mausi

Lmao 😂

Anonymous

ARYA

cDDMig

No.155257

>>155256

LMFAO yaara.

𑀤𑀸𑀬𑀼𑀱

ROJR

Ny6QZy

No.155280

>>155251

that thing gives me weird vibes yaaar...cute but also very idk invokes something primal

𑀤𑀸𑀬𑀼𑀱

ROJR

Ny6QZy

No.155281

>>155256

kekda