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ScholarAnon

RJ

M4TbfZ

No.218599

Missed my train due to chodu uber wala's low iq. Is there a way to genocide uber wala's man

IN

ow20eI

No.218613

>>218599(OP)

You should have left 1.5 hours early.

Anonymous

IN

rZTlTk

No.218614

>>218599(OP)

You are the real chodu for not accounting for uber walafs incompetence

ScholarAnon

RJ

+bJ6fi

No.218617

>>218613

>>218614

I left like 2hrs earlier. However I caught the train by Parkour and running

Anonymous

IN

2r/BS3

No.218618

are you fu mach ??

IN

ow20eI

No.218634

>>218599(OP)

>Missed my train

>>218599(OP)

>Missed my train

>>218617

>caught the train

>>218617

>caught the train

Okay

Obliterator 9000

IN

MN+OtI

No.218638

>>218599(OP)

1 star rating and uber pe report kar de

ScholarAnon

RJ

+bJ6fi

No.218653

>>218618

Tf is fumach

ScholarAnon

RJ

+bJ6fi

No.218654

>>218634

Almost missed it

IN

ow20eI

No.218706

I went to Rajasthan last year and this Rapido cab driver named Khurshid Ahmed accepted my ride.

It was raining lightly.

He called and asked if I can pay in cash. I agreed.

The fare was like 130.

He arrived and I got in. Halfway through he asked for payment. I said, "150 kar du?". Being considerate of him coming in the light rain.

(auto-excised) madarchoda then made a psychopath killer face and angrily demanded 200 because he cannot find rides during rain.

Mulle madarchod.

Pehle bolna tha na.

Anonymous

IN

m7y0ni

No.218711

>>218706

Say the 3 magic words

"mai nahi dunga"

Anonymous

IN

bljna5

No.218718

>>218706

Different experience here.

We were to take a train and fuck god we live in the worst trafficked shithole. The guy had to come from some other way wasting his time. Then there was so much traffic and shiet. It was a long drive. Autojeets from station take 400-500 for such distances and cabs probably more. He was very nice all the way. His fare on uber app was like 230-250 something which i thought is kinda low. When we reached the station then lafda happened. I tried to pay him with paytm and this madatchod (edi) ka bachha app (bch) chutiya (edi) ka pilla app got stucked. We were in a awkward situation. We both had a trust some stranger. If i paid him cash and my account got cut as well then fuck man. But if my paytm didn't work and i go away he would be fucked as well. Such an awkward situation. I didn't have much cash either. We tried to make truce. I tried to reassure him that if it didn't work i would pay him. But how can he trust a stranger like me. In the end he went away with an upset face. He gave me his number to call if payment didnt work. But after 15 minutes we got the notification and stuff. I gave him more than the fare but i feel bad about that day. He was a nice guy. I should have paid 350...

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IN

M4gFYr

No.218722

>>218706

You paid more than the fair? Why?

never be kind to these people. The moment you said 150 he prolly thought you're a timid faggot and squeezed money out of you

IN

ow20eI

No.218724

>>218711

Anonji, I was in the middle of this path in an unknown city.

If I would have remained adamant on 50 rupees the Driver (auto-excised) would have left me in the kheechad and baarish in some soon saan road.

IN

ow20eI

No.218726

>>218722

>never be kind to these people.

Learned my lesson yaar

ScholarAnon

RJ

vl2KlR

No.218727

>>218706

This. Always avoid this. I know you wanna be compassionate , but smone who isint trying to be a crook will feel guilty and shame even asking for extra money. If you wanna be so nice get extra tip after the ride. Never respond with requests. Sm (edi) aunties on republic day put a national emblem on my chest ,and asked for donation I said sure. They asked for 300 , and made a weird face when I gave 50

Anonymous

IN

M4gFYr

No.218728

>>218727

You should have taken your 50 back from her

IN

ow20eI

No.218733

>>218727

>(edi) aunties on republic day put a national emblem on my chest

I have seen these (edi) aunties too, usually around stadiums and stations.

I saw them go to some aunty and give her the emblem. And then said "ab ham dost ho gaye, aap kuchh donation karoge?" And the aunty offered 30 rupees. The (auto-excised) aunty got angry and started making gaali dene wala chehra. The other aunty removed the pin and gave it, while saying, "achhe khaase dupatte me chhed kar diya"

I have also seen some sardaarji standing with box saying, "Please donate for cancer patients"

ScholarAnon

RJ

vl2KlR

No.218747

>>218733

Pajeets are a fascinating breed which have entire religions based on ethical Capital building and act holier than thou but don't follow shit. I wonder if wiggers are right tht british and moghuls killed all pure Aryas and left their bastard children

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DL

a+Q1Iz

No.218868

Mere office mein ek dalla apne aap ko brahmin bolta hai or mere dost ne chicken pizza mangaya to main usse chhup kar kha raha tha or usko maine paneer pizza khaane ko de dia wo brahmin madarchod mere paas aake chicken pizza utha lia maine usko bola bsdk chicken hai wo bola "accha chicken hai" or wo kha gaya madarchod mata ki photo laga kar rakhta hai apni table pr or chicken khata hai

Anonymous

DL

a+Q1Iz

No.218874

Why pajeets are obsessed with other religions?

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