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Anonymous

IN

eCi6fL

No.337499

Can't believe I gave up my 100₹ money to a bread seller just because he pursued me to buy shits I didn't want

>Bread seller: Bhaiya bahut din ho gaya kahan the

>Me: Nahi bhaiya bas aise hi chal raha hai

>Seller: Pastry loge?

(I love those little pastries, and I've bought them from him, but today I didn't want them)

>Me: Brown bread de do

>Seller: Ok

>Seller: Ye loge kya, murrukku?

>Me: Nahi bhai rehne do

>Seller: Le lo 10₹ ka hi hai

>Me: Acha thik hai do dedo

Gives me 2 packets

>Me: Pulls out ₹100

>Seller: Brownbread aur Murrukku dono milake 70₹ hue

>Seller: Ye pastry bhi lelo, ₹ 100 ho jayega

>Me: Nahi nahi bhai rehne do ab nai

>Seller: Are bhaiya lo rakh lo acha bana hai

>Seller: Pulls out 2 pastries and hands them over to chutiya anon and takes ₹100 note from anon's hand

>Me: Chutiya poker face walks back

Anonymous

IN

J4qtwv

No.337505

>>337499(OP)

>Murrukku

wtf is that

Anonymous

IN

yQ9/CL

No.337526

>>337499(OP)

i feel you ananwa im socially awkward too

actually im pretty sure if this interaction happened to me i wouldn't understand half of seller's words and hand him over the rupees and run to my house

Anonymous

IN

eCi6fL

No.337608

>>337505

Chakli

>>337526

Yaar

Anonymous

IN

dihm5Q

No.337616

>>337499(OP)

chutiya introvrted suvar

pajeets work in scam centers

look at your dumbss

Anonymous

IN

yQ9/CL

No.337642

>>337616

It's easy talking to boomers in another fucking country with a phone knowing they have no way to reach you

When goobarjeeta kumar ends up facing timmies directly the situation often ends up like the shoplifting clip which went viral recently

and I quote:

Please 🥺 sorry saar I will pay saar

The most glorious video on the internet

Anonymous

IN

AfjaEF

No.337644

>>337499(OP)

this is why i am a complete kike when it comes to money

Pajaat saab

!PQjJ0TDNsAFb+B8

ROJR

d86uNY

No.337680

>>337499(OP)

yaar gareeb ko 100 50 dediya kro.

Itna bc roz zomato zepto kein lagate ho itna mat socha kr baaki no bolna seekhle wrna gand marjaayegi aage

Anonymous

IN

fy93VS

No.337690

>>337680

buddy, we are gwareeb ourselves, we dont have money for zomato and zepto, if we had, we wouldnt be consuming gwareebslop.

Anonymous

IN

fy93VS

No.337692

reminds me of when i took auto from my kalej and raand ka pilla charged me 30 rupees out of nowhere when price is 20, blaady madarchod pehle bolta 20 mein nhi chalega nhi bethta tere khatara gaadi mein.

Anonymous

JH

yZbr1H

No.337696

>>337499(OP)

LITERALLY SAME EXACT THING HAPPENED TO ME TODAY ON THE INTERSTATE BUS

>be me

>wasting for bus to leave

>baba walks in

>old man

>blesses my forehead with tika

>asks for money

>20 rupees is the smallest note i have

>i feel pity because of his age and give it to him

>5 mins later another baba walks in

>this one is young

>blesses me with tika AGAIN

>but this guy ties a raksha sutra

>now i gotta give him money

>smallest note i have is 100

>he says "arey babu hum khudra de denge"

>at first hands me a 50 rupees note

>"arey bhaiya 10 lijiye na"

>then gives me a 20

>.....

>just silently shut up and take it

i wasted 50 rupees just because of guilt.

Pajaat saab

!PQjJ0TDNsAFb+B8

ROJR

d86uNY

No.337699

>>337690

yaar brown bread to ameero ko suna hai bass khate isliye socha baaki mna krna to boht zaroori hai or kaam nikalwana bhi. Explain mat kra kr seedha ha naa bol or gentle reh

Anonymous

IN

vpYC1V

No.337701

>>337692

You haggle prices before you leave or get ready to tell them eat shit. Even sheltered middle class people knows this

Anonymous

IN

fy93VS

No.337703

>>337696

you are supposed to spit on the face of them, they are just burden on this earth.

Anonymous

IN

fy93VS

No.337717

>>337701

i use that route daily and i leave college at odd timings like 4-6pm, so i thought it is quite obv this n1gger knows his shit but it was obv he was trying to fool me and i had a 100 rupee note, so i had no choice but to give up, fucker also stopped auto in the middle of traffic at red light.

Anonymous

JH

yZbr1H

No.337718

>>337699

>brown bread to ameero ko suna hai

it's not an ameer thing. it's literally almost the same price as white bread. you're just a dehati.

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