>be me, Pajeet, in Hyderabad

>mummy ne bola jaake doodh le aa

>step out of apartment, traffic full on "honk honk" scene

>see one cow just chillin' in the middle of the road, literally NPC behaviour

>try to go around, almost hit by an auto rickshaw doing wheelie

>anon driver shouts, "abe saale, dekh ke chala"

>reach the kirana shop, uncle bolta, "beta, kal aana, stock khatam ho gaya"

>mfw (my face when) no milk for chai and almost died for nothing

>mfw I am the real NPC