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>>368873 Yes of course. Actually I once met Ville Valo in a restaurant in Helsinki when our party had been accidentaly given his table. Apparently he had some kind of regular table and the restaurant had screwed up about it (they thought he was coming on Tuesday even though he came on Thursday or something like that). the Manager of the place, very shameful (it was a bit of a nicer place) arrived with regret and told us that he would like to move us to another table for some reason. Of course, they would refund our food if we just bothered to change the table. My sister and cousins agreed right away, but I decided to play asshole. I told how I can't understand this and asked why on earth we couldn't finish in peace, when we arrived only 15 minutes ago and we just ordered. Then Ville Valo walked up to our table and kindly told us that he will have time to wait on the bar side that we finish our meal. As a big HIM fan, I naturally completely froze and apologized and told that we can of course move to another place so that they can get their "own" table. Ville was very grateful, shook hands, thanked me and gave me his business card and asked me to call later. I gathered courage for a long time, but finally got the phone in my hand and called my big idol. In short, an eleven-month sexual relationship broke out between us, full of oxen-man-to-men activity that I will never forget in my life. Our bodies joined time and time again into one beautiful whole and from the beauty of Morocco to the French Riviera and all the way to the beaches of Galapagos, snorkels in our mouths, Ville Valo and I carried out our most lewd homosexual desires in six of the seven continents.