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North Eastern Pyaari /nep/
Would you get Gobar'ed by me?
Say sorry saar
Reminder
what if modi ji dies tomorrow?
To all the bhangis and chamars here
THEORY
bharatbros our response ??
funny incident from my childhood
There is hope.
Fr???
Japanese Exception
dayush appreication thread
Doubt, fear, suffering
Dhruver
What is more responsible for india's problems?
Delhibros
Jat Qween on Top
Glowies are learning
HajcaB
No.382107
>Be me
>4 pm, get the urge to drink because no life
>Call a friend
>Me: Hello, pine chale, Him: Chal
>We teleport to the FL shop, Beer 2 lele
>OK, that will be 360₹, pay through Bhim
>Sit in a nearby theka, Order chicken
>That will be 200₹, OK
>One Advance, please, Cigarette? YES
>Finish the session
>Friend: I've maal
>Me: Are bhai bahut badhiya kaam kiya
>Go to Panwadi, ask for a roll and a cigarette
>Extra cigaratte bhi le chalte hain, OK
>That will cost a total of 150₹, WHY? Ganja + 6 Ciggarate + roll paper
>Get back to some secluded space
>Smoke Ganja............ Inhales smahhhhhh exhales pfooooooooooooo
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>While going back
>Me: Ek 180 lele
>Friend: Abe nai yaar aur nai
>Me: Chal na, Friend: OK
>Go to the shop, ask for Bacardi Black
>That'll cost you, sir, ₹ 280, OK Sent
>Get back home cause no one is at home
>Open the bottle, roll one again
>Second weed
>After an hour, we get a food craving
>Let's order something
>Order from Swiggy
>Some Naan and paneer. Total ₹294
>Eat as if we're running out of food
>Call 3rd friend, Abe aaja mere ghaar mera ghar khaali hai aaj
>Par aate aate ek gaaja, roll, cigarate and a Rockford black le ana
>OK
>"Abe bhook lag raha hai"
>"Kya order kare sare restaurant baand ho chuke hain"
>Order Dominos' Pizza through Swiggy, IKIK IT S STUPID, BUT WE WERE ACTUALLY STUPID AT THE TIME
>We drink and smoke till 1 am
>FUCKING HELL
>Ooooooooooooooo haha hehehehehe Maja aa gaya bhai maja aaa gaya yeeahhhhh woooooooooooooooooo
>Go blank out and wake up this morning
>Open the BHIM app and see the payments
>It's total ₹1694
Nobody loves me, that's why I love Darru and Ganja
6nOh5S
No.382112
9CjBbD
No.382116
>>382107(OP)
Man if was spending 50% of my daily wage on daru and ganja and food I'd probably kill myself from the shame. But you're a shameless subhuman that's why you're posting about it proudly
VOjNL2
No.382118
>>382116
Your salary?
k/EdnN
No.382119
>>382107(OP)
Even I have no life but I've never touched nasha even once
z6LLIX
No.382121
>>382116
Your càste?
dP+QfK
No.382146
Wqz/l9
No.382153
Nashedimaxxing is the only way for us incels
!PQjJ0TDNsAFb+B8

0g4xgF
No.382159
>>382107(OP)
bhai kabhi kabhar hojata hai kharcha lekin agar har baar tu kr rha hai to galat hai
oFOA5z
No.382161
9CjBbD
No.382227
>>382146
What's that?






















































