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Anonymous

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HajcaB

No.382107

>Be me

>4 pm, get the urge to drink because no life

>Call a friend

>Me: Hello, pine chale, Him: Chal

>We teleport to the FL shop, Beer 2 lele

>OK, that will be 360₹, pay through Bhim

>Sit in a nearby theka, Order chicken

>That will be 200₹, OK

>One Advance, please, Cigarette? YES

>Finish the session

>Friend: I've maal

>Me: Are bhai bahut badhiya kaam kiya

>Go to Panwadi, ask for a roll and a cigarette

>Extra cigaratte bhi le chalte hain, OK

>That will cost a total of 150₹, WHY? Ganja + 6 Ciggarate + roll paper

>Get back to some secluded space

>Smoke Ganja............ Inhales smahhhhhh exhales pfooooooooooooo

>AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>While going back

>Me: Ek 180 lele

>Friend: Abe nai yaar aur nai

>Me: Chal na, Friend: OK

>Go to the shop, ask for Bacardi Black

>That'll cost you, sir, ₹ 280, OK Sent

>Get back home cause no one is at home

>Open the bottle, roll one again

>Second weed

>After an hour, we get a food craving

>Let's order something

>Order from Swiggy

>Some Naan and paneer. Total ₹294

>Eat as if we're running out of food

>Call 3rd friend, Abe aaja mere ghaar mera ghar khaali hai aaj

>Par aate aate ek gaaja, roll, cigarate and a Rockford black le ana

>OK

>"Abe bhook lag raha hai"

>"Kya order kare sare restaurant baand ho chuke hain"

>Order Dominos' Pizza through Swiggy, IKIK IT S STUPID, BUT WE WERE ACTUALLY STUPID AT THE TIME

>We drink and smoke till 1 am

>FUCKING HELL

>Ooooooooooooooo haha hehehehehe Maja aa gaya bhai maja aaa gaya yeeahhhhh woooooooooooooooooo

>Go blank out and wake up this morning

>Open the BHIM app and see the payments

>It's total ₹1694

Nobody loves me, that's why I love Darru and Ganja

Anonymous

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6nOh5S

No.382112

>>382107(OP)

>No life

>But has friends to party at night

Kys larper

Anonymous

IN

9CjBbD

No.382116

>>382107(OP)

Man if was spending 50% of my daily wage on daru and ganja and food I'd probably kill myself from the shame. But you're a shameless subhuman that's why you're posting about it proudly

Anonymous

IN

VOjNL2

No.382118

>>382116

Your salary?

Anonymous

IN

k/EdnN

No.382119

>>382107(OP)

Even I have no life but I've never touched nasha even once

Anonymous

IN

z6LLIX

No.382121

>>382116

Your càste?

Anonymous

IN

9CjBbD

No.382132

>>382121

Brahman

>>382118

3100 per day

Anonymous

IN

9CjBbD

No.382134

>>382132

>>382118

You know how much I spend on eating? Around 200 a day. Add eating out and zomato orders and the total comes to maybe 7 or 8k a month.

Anonymous

IN

dP+QfK

No.382146

>>382132

>3100 per day

Everything adds up, bhachad

Anonymous

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HajcaB

No.382151

>>382112

No life that's called low life

>>382116

I didn't claim I'm proud, and that too in an anonymous posting site where literally zero ego is tied to my identity

>>382119

Good anan, never go this route tbh

Anonymous

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Wqz/l9

No.382153

Nashedimaxxing is the only way for us incels

Pajaat saab

!PQjJ0TDNsAFb+B8

ROJR

0g4xgF

No.382159

>>382107(OP)

bhai kabhi kabhar hojata hai kharcha lekin agar har baar tu kr rha hai to galat hai

Anonymous

IN

oFOA5z

No.382161

>>382153

I goyslopmaxx

nasha and cig is not for me

Anonymous

IN

9CjBbD

No.382227

>>382146

What's that?

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