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HLHnxI

No.384737

Pajeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

Anonymous

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9/Dnmu

No.384739

>>384737(OP)

Why do you care about delhi when you are a bimaru?

Why do you care about tirupati when you aren't a hindu

ScholarAnon

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EsHtR1

No.384741

>>384739

It's a dirty kurmi trying to cope with his ancestry

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HLHnxI

No.384744

>>384739

I don't love here so let me litter.

I don't have passby here again so let me spit on road.

> Cold blood teri pajeet mentality......

Anonymous

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9/Dnmu

No.384747

>>384744

Funny to see chamars giving gyaan on things which have nothing to do with them

Its like dehati pajeets doing phull sapot to israel

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HLHnxI

No.384748

>>384741

I'm so called upper (indian) so i will scam people in name of faith. I'm so called upper (indian) so i will live in filth.

Anonymous

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9/Dnmu

No.384749

>>384741

What (indian) kurmi is? Dalit?

Anonymous

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9/Dnmu

No.384752

>>384748

Its the LC who live in filth

Anonymous

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XLazTA

No.384764

>>384737(OP)

> be me, 28m wagie living in Delhi

> wake up at 8 AM for my IT coolie job

> look out window, can’t see anything except a Grey haze

> neighbhourhood looks like the inside of a tandoor that hasn't been cleaned since 1947

> chest feeling heavy, congestion built up in lungs

> must be the weather changing

> check phone

> open IQAir app (Western propaganda tool)

> screen is deep purple

> AQI 650: "Hazardous. Do not breathe. Just die."

> panic.jpg

> am I being gaslit by the atmosphere?

> turn on nationalist TV news channel

> see senior Minister

> looks calm, composed, probably breathing filtered Himalayan air in the studio

> “Global rankings are not official. WHO guidelines are just suggestions.”

> “India sets its own standards based on geography.”

> realization hits me

> foreign AQI is a colonial construct

> Westoid lungs are weak, cannot handle the texture of Desi air

> they need ‘clean air’ because they lack civilizational immunity

> delete IQAir immediately

> install ‘Sarkari Vayu Sewa’ app

> refresh location

> AQI is 45: “Satisfactory”

> it’s not PM2.5, it’s ‘Atmanirbhar Particles’

> it’s not smog, it’s ‘Viksit Vapor’

> go to balcony

> take a deep breath of sovereign, non-aligned air

> taste the sulphur

> cough up a black glob

> stare at it

> it looks vaguely like a map of Akhand Bharat

> tears stream down my face (mostly from the nitrogen dioxide, but also patriotism)

> Global Index: Rejected

> Lungs: Congested

> Nation: Protected

> mfw I successfully rejected Western imperialism by reducing my life expectancy by 10 years

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kO+y00

No.384780

>>384764

You should've attached the tweet here instead of plagiarizing it.

Anonymous

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XLazTA

No.384791

>>384780

Cope Frontier Indica

MH

1DxACe

No.384870

>>384764

chadgpt desu

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