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Gareeb Gandu

IN

PwiC+8

No.386999

So I'd been relocated to noida for work, it had been 1 week since I'd landed to noida where my health was getting horrible, I thought seasional flew or some shit but I had to take leave and go back home for a few days

Its been a day since I've been comeback to noida and mujhe saas nhi aah rhi, mai bachunga nhi, my body feels weak af, my nose and throat hurts, my eyes burn, I have a constant headache

Kya hi shthole hai yeh jagah, delhi-ncr, there is constant smell of piss everywhere

just know that if you are from delhi-noida, consider me as your opp

Fuck this shithole

UN

sNLyGg

No.387000

>>386999(OP)

wdym noida is the ideal naarthie lifestyle

Gareeb Gandu

IN

PwiC+8

No.387002

>>387000

if you consider getting anally fucked by the system as your lifestyle

Anonymous

IN

9LQRy5

No.387006

>>386999(OP)

Noida kanger anon zara idhar ana.

Anonymous

IN

9LQRy5

No.387007

>>387000

waste of digits.

Gareeb Gandu

IN

HAKT03

No.387432

mere noida hating thread ko sideline matt karro, I hate DELHI-NCR, this place needs to be nuked, I've never seen such dirty places, both in air quality and land filth

Total Delhi-NCR death, nuke noida, mereko saas, nhi aah rhi, haa do inform me before nuking noida though, mai pehle hi kahi aur chala jaunga

Anonymous

IN

TMBjjm

No.387435

>>387432

pakka nuke kardu na darling

Anonymous

TN

5qfycP

No.387436

>>386999(OP)

I was considering to apply for a jaab offer from noida, I know I cant survive in delhi, is noida that bad too?

Anonymous

IN

CNxB6A

No.387437

>>387432

I am from Gaziabad this place is muzziefied

Anonymous

IN

TMBjjm

No.387438

>>387436

same hai, avoid NCR and everything surrounding it(except haryana ofc)

Anonymous

DL

WMkoc1

No.387439

>>387432

Toh kahi aur chala ja chutiye bihari, we don't want you here

Gareeb Gandu

IN

HAKT03

No.387440

>>387436

yes and the worst part is noida floods like crazy according to all the locals I've asked so far, in winters you literally can't see 10m in front of you because of the pollution, you think summers are good due to monsoons but no the entire city floods till 1st floor

Anonymous

IN

TMBjjm

No.387441

>>387439

abe chutiye why are you kanging on a shit hole, its not your responsibility to defend that containment zone

Gareeb Gandu

IN

HAKT03

No.387445

>>387439

abey gaya randi ka baccha, anyone who doesn't like your shithole place becomes bihari? Nhi hu bihari and living in bihar would be 10 times better than living in this shithole(I persume, I haven't been to bihar but I can't imagine any place being worse than dalli-NCR)

KA

hL617K

No.387448

>>387439

most migrants to noida are from UP doe

Anonymous

DL

WMkoc1

No.387451

>>387441

It's not about kanging. It's about hypocrisy, this chutiya will bitch and moan about delhi pollution because it's a popular thing to do so right now but will never leave

>>387445

Toh apna boriya-bistar baandh aur nikal le jis bhi gareeb rath se aaya hai

>>387448

It's the same thing

Anonymous

DL

WMkoc1

No.387453

>>387445

>Gareeb Gandu

Rahenge chawl me aur facility chahiye 5 star wali

Gareeb Gandu

IN

HAKT03

No.387456

>>387453

where I come from gareeb people don't have to worry about dirty land, dirty air and dirty water

They only gotta worry about the cold I guess, its cold most of the year but that's on nature, all the problems in delhi-NCR are human made and can be solved but you people have no urgency to solve it

Anonymous

DL

WMkoc1

No.387460

>>387456

Toh vapas chala ja na gareeb gandu, why is it so hard for you to understand this

Anonymous

DL

WMkoc1

No.387463

>>387456

There's no job in your bumfuck nowhere shithole?

Gareeb Gandu

IN

HAKT03

No.387465

>>387451

kyu bhai tere baap ka sehar hai, kang to aishe karr rha hai jaise apne haath seh banaya ho, okay how about this, since you trust this city so much, you can live in this shithole and die in it, kissi neh thik hi kaha tha, Indians live like cockroaches and die like cockroaches

Don't worry, I'm only for a few months in this shithole for a few months till I can job switch my jaab, abhi majboori hai

Gareeb Gandu

IN

HAKT03

No.387466

>>387463

you can't create IT buildings in the mountains, notice I say mountains and not hills

Anonymous

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YnkrZ9

No.387467

>>387465

What's your salary?

Gareeb Gandu

IN

HAKT03

No.387468

>>387460

nhi ja rha, I will mix radio active poision in the cities water supply and then go away, tabh bhi defend hi karna iss city ko, ki kitna axxa pani hai

Gareeb Gandu

IN

HAKT03

No.387471

>>387467

bolne mai sharam aati hai, gareeb hu aur gandu bhi, guess karle, whatever gareeb salary you can guess, divide it by 2

Anonymous

DL

WMkoc1

No.387473

>>387466

Delhi is polluted because it has to house migrants like you. If you all start going back to your mountains and jungles and seas, delhi will become less crowded and pollution will disappear

>>387471

Toh paise kamane pe dhyaan de, ye pollution ka rona ameer log roye toh hi acha lagta hai

Gareeb Gandu

IN

HAKT03

No.387477

>>387473

body bani ni thi aur seggs karna tha, can't really do it in this food and pollution can I? constantly getting sick, I've never experienced such pollution

also quiet with the apne mountains, jungle bhag jah stuff, if the people of mountains just build and damn and release it peridically to flood the places below saying humareh resources hai and people of jharkhand, bihar and chattisgarh start charging money like foreign countries saying ki unka raw resources hai, kahi ka nhi rahega purra desh, everyone can play this game of going back to their place

Gareeb Gandu

IN

HAKT03

No.387478

>>387477

*build a dam

Anonymous

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WMkoc1

No.387480

>>387477

>also quiet with the apne mountains, jungle bhag jah stuff, if the people of mountains just build and damn and release it peridically to flood the places below saying humareh resources hai and people of jharkhand, bihar and chattisgarh start charging money like foreign countries saying ki unka raw resources hai, kahi ka nhi rahega purra desh, everyone can play this game of going back to their place

Okay saar I'm quiet

Gareeb Gandu

IN

HAKT03

No.387485

>>387480

also sorry to all the Delhi-NCR people, thorra bhavuk hogaya tha, I know it might be hell living in such a place uppar seh koi randi rona karr rha hai, I'm just constantly sick since I've arrived to noida

Anonymous

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8UOxR4

No.387515

>>386999(OP)

NCR is known to be an uninhabitable Chernobyl tier hellhole what else did you expect?? :kek:

> t. 80 AQI in my small town

Gareeb Gandu

IN

HAKT03

No.387535

>>387515

Hence the gandu in my name, my company was offering me chandigarh, noida, pune, bangalore, mysore, hyderabad, kolkata

and my gandu ahh selected noida

Anonymous

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Dqeuz1

No.387538

>>387535

Hyderabad and pune mog NCR hard

Anonymous

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58zdZz

No.387556

>>386999(OP)

>Its been a day since I've been comeback to noida and mujhe saas nhi aah rhi, mai bachunga nhi, my body feels weak af, my nose and throat hurts, my eyes burn, I have a constant headache

You are just too weak pyaare

I live in noida and have none of these symptoms

Gareeb Gandu

IN

HAKT03

No.387591

>>387556

I've been like 10 times stronger than the average pajeet like my entire life but that is physically, my immune as always been a lot weaker, maybe you are right but I want to live a comfortable life, maybe if I get a chance I'll settle in switzerland or luxemberg in this life or the next, but I don't wanna go everyday trying to struggle for a breath of clean air

KA

hL617K

No.387804

>>387535

Atleast on the bright side you can visit south delhi malls and coom to richfag randis on weekends

quality of job and life aside, can you do that anywhere else?

Anonymous

IN

b085fm

No.387810

>>387804

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UfTxA9PLxJk

??

KA

hL617K

No.387816

>>387810

>talk about south delhi girls

>anan posts video of gurgaon hijda

Yaar

Anonymous

IN

CNxB6A

No.387839

>>387591

You are just adapted to pollution, I was born in it.

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