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Anonymous

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2oehaG

No.440418

what are some ways I can personate my evil self and punish him apart from suicide, as it will kill me too.

any kind of physical harm is not accepted.

mental torture -> psyop brain into thinking -> disciplined and good me.

what are some ways anon?

also, anyone knows how to trap entities in an action figure or provide it consiousness?

Anonymous

IN

2oehaG

No.440433

>>440418(OP)

idk, maybe in next pitru paksha, put the action figure beside your grandparents' photo

Anonymous

IN

2oehaG

No.440435

>>440433

will this work , anons???????????

HR

bEVfIU

No.440436

>>440418(OP)

Fuck why? What happenned anonwaa?

Anonymous

UN

vfU9x+

No.440441

>>440418(OP)

Learn black magic from bhangali and put your evil self in a onahole...

Anonymous

IN

2oehaG

No.440442

>>440436

paneer bro, just bought some action figure, so thought something different

Anonymous

IN

2oehaG

No.440443

>>440441

prob is , I don't want to go outside of my chamber, online would help

Anonymous

UN

vfU9x+

No.440448

>>440443

Find Bhangli Rad, grindr pe mil skta he.

Anonymous

IN

2oehaG

No.440451

>>440448

kek,

vo yaha bhi 24x7 dikhta hai,lekin mai nhi

HR

bEVfIU

No.440468

>>440442

Show yaar action figurines, why putting consiousness so fast, we dont know know what we dealin_ with, imagine its, heisenberh 2.0

Anonymous

IN

2oehaG

No.440473

>>440468

ok , wait

Anonymous

IN

h92ayK

No.440488

kya hogya sissy saale

HR

bEVfIU

No.440491

>>440488

Kek, rukja chamar

Anonymous

IN

2oehaG

No.440492

>>440468

kisme consc. dalu?

btw saste mai masti ke liye kharida tha

Anonymous

IN

LVME2r

No.440499

There is no evil self. There is just you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9xwR2jB26k[embed]

Play Celeste (yes it's a tranny game so what?).

HR

bEVfIU

No.440503

>>440492

Bait alert, penchod, its all too risky, but hulk jaat h to dikkt h

thanos bhimta chandrashekhar final boss is not worthyyyyyyyy

Captain took the one for justice, shield nd all but you know defense is strong nonetheless

Spidey cannot mean harm

iron man deals death

i would love bruce banner and hulk, create smash create smash , put this in him, he is pure rage, i love scientist guy aswell

HR

bEVfIU

No.440505

>>440492

Hulk yaar,

do you need help putting in consiousness?

Anonymous

IN

2oehaG

No.440507

>>440505

haa, ok done, batao?

captcha:

HE

HR

bEVfIU

No.440516

>>440507

Put the figurine in center,

Fucking slap it with hardest hulk smash slap, one that breaks you fucking hand, ofcourse with left hand,

and post picrel because you fuckin asked for it

HR

bEVfIU

No.440519

>>440516

U m sure it'll get angry on# day

Anonymous

IN

2oehaG

No.440520

>>440516

yaar paneer, lekin mai toh lefty ho,

Anonymous

IN

2oehaG

No.440521

>>440519

kek, kuch mantra tantra ho toh batao, ye western methods se pakao mat

HR

bEVfIU

No.440522

Rest of the figurines have seen toy story' will not fall for you mantra, you can only break hulk's cha$acter at best if he is not in his fin`l form of hulk+banner which he attained by yoga, for that you might need to reconnect through banner+hulk in some kind of that love

HR

bEVfIU

No.440539

>>440521

i can put it in for you but i am not yet schizo enough to first believe that it can be done

Anonymous

UN

IQ5ERl

No.440605

>>440418(OP)

Just do

Brahmacharya

fasting

Jagrans

Meditation

Jaap

Exercise

Daan

Seva

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