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Anonymous

HP

zXHPub

No.501338

LEFT

raju rastogi

"Smart above avg , good man , cultured , have a great hobby of writing "

MadaRanchod comes to his life , tells him his studying way is not right and ignores that everybody studies in their own pace and asks him to pursue his retarted 3rd tier hobby of wordcelling .

RIGHT

Farhan

"Smart enough to be in the college , has a crazy laptop , had ristedaar who was increasing dads izzat because he was studying in ICE , also somehow knows which angle is the best for clicking a pic and is not retarted bout it "

MadaRanchod comes in his life tells him his studying way is bad while ignoring everyone has their own way of studying and tells him to pursue his pastime hobby of clicking photos of dears having sex and blackpills him into leaving lakhs per annum.

Rancho bastard gets directors daughter at the end while his cvck friends get an ugly arranged marriage partner because of low Lpa

Anonymous

HP

zXHPub

No.501339

>>501338(OP)

Raju rastogi and farhan continues to drink the cool aid of " muh atleast i am happy " till they died.......

Anonymous

IN

Jr+mQ7

No.501341

>>501338(OP)

Without ranchod his friends would have been worse off. Ranchod gave them agency.

Anonymous

IN

Jr+mQ7

No.501343

Last soulful movie of bollywood. Even today one watches. Indians lack agency, self belief.

Anonymous

IN

TH3qR8

No.501345

>>501338(OP)

How to ranchomaxx

Anonymous

NL

zXHPub

No.501347

>>501339

When farhan realized at 45 that clicking buttons are not that fun lol and raju runs outof ideas ,

Ranchod gets to bareback anal kareena and imagine her dad in the cuck corner for maximum kink

Anonymous

IN

Jt4Hlh

No.501348

>>501338(OP)

>>501339

Only a slave weighs his life by how many shekels he gets paid

Anonymous

UK

zXHPub

No.501350

>>50134

Rancho maxx is literally delete all this stuff , have a new account , stop bhacch , try to pretend science is fun . You will eventually fake it till you make it

Anonymous

IN

WNyRPL

No.501352

they were tryhard, ranchod atleast made their life fun by pissing on virus's nameplate and enjoying rum in lecture halls

Anonymous

JK

zXHPub

No.501354

>>501348

Only a dumbgoy will settle for less when they had resources (college ) and book (father paid it)

To actually enter 0.1% of india

Anonymous

IN

Jt4Hlh

No.501355

>>501347

Farhan is reminiscing his adventures as photographer at 45 while real IT coolies are reminiscing his days of perpetual slave experience in his 4x4 office cubicle and while they aren't even getting sex from their arranged marriage gober who hates them for being a soulless pajeet

Anonymous

IN

WNyRPL

No.501358

>>501343

amir khan is only khan whose movies were good. 3idiots is a kino.

Anonymous

IN

WNyRPL

No.501360

>>501354

abe lodu, just because you get into IIT doesnt mean you will be at top there by grinding to death. you just cant get there by grinding.

Anonymous

IN

Jt4Hlh

No.501361

>>501355

Reminiscing their*

Anonymous

JK

zXHPub

No.501362

>>501354

Colleges and stuff and get gori pussy (pink) just because you have a stable (((naukri))) . Which if you are redpilled will give back to your closed brahmin community back home or fund far right motherfuggas to feel fulfilled in your life .

Anonymous

IN

Jt4Hlh

No.501364

>>501354

And a retardgoy will settle for something which he will regret for next 20 years of life minimum

Anonymous

IN

xPdPI4

No.501367

>>501338(OP)

Abe who said raju was a wordceller? He was extremely poor god fearing man

Farhan was homosexual with regressive baap

Anonymous

JK

zXHPub

No.501369

>>501364

Only a retarted goy will still keep pretending science is cool after he is stable and not start a startup or business or buy commercials in developing indian cities when the price is still low . 5 to 8 years naukri is enough .

Anonymous

IN

Jt4Hlh

No.501370

>>501369

You missed the plot bro

Anonymous

BR

iQugGF

No.501371

>>501338(OP)

you evidently didn't watch the movie then, retard. Rastogi got a godzilla lpa engineering jaab and lives in a gated colony house in south delhi

Farhan was living life travelling abroad

Rancho went 10 years without seeing the girl he loved while teaching kids in Ladakh. Who do you think got the short end of the stick?

Anonymous

JK

zXHPub

No.501372

>>501367

Wordceller here means writing words in his literature books like nietzxhe and doing jackshit about it .

Farhan was homosexual?? How did u know u fantasizinf faggot

Anonymous

JK

zXHPub

No.501380

>>501371

Apparently , rancho believed his own larps and decided to stay "muh i am happy" . While he robbed some crucial years of his friends life

Anonymous

JK

zXHPub

No.501385

It looks like i made some of the incels angry here hahahahahahahahahha .

Everybody knows fuckinf dropping out mid college for clicking photos is a big NO . DONT FALL FOR THEATRICS . life is not a big happy movie. Its like chess , you have to think atleast 10 moves ahead (10 years future planning) to make it in life

Anonymous

BR

iQugGF

No.501386

>>501380

how is Raju robbed of his life if he has some 30-40 lpa job after graduating? only loser is Rancho here

Anonymous

HP

QB+5wz

No.501389

>>501380

Retard, rancho wasnt the kind of guy who was interested in being a corporate slave. He was shown as an inventor personality who had several patents and enjoyed teaching on the side. You clearly didnt watch the movie.

Anonymous

IN

xPdPI4

No.501390

>>501372

>Wordceller here means writing words in his literature books like Nietzsche

I rewatched the movie a weeks ago. I don't think I saw any scene of raju writing any literature like nietzsche

>>501372

>Farhan was homosexual??

There are literally so many subtle hints left throughout the movie. How he's not yet married, how he looks at racho in underwear during first meeting, his dream of working under a male photographer, him rejecting raju's sister, how he keeps sleeping when drunk kareena enters their room to sex rancho and tell him about his fathers plan

Anonymous

JK

zXHPub

No.501391

>>501386

The real ending is RANDCHOD blackpills him so much about how the only way is hobby pursuing

That he jumps off the building and dies ,

HE BECOMING ALIVE IS A SCAM . UDTI PATANG GOT BURNT . THAT NEVER HAPPENS

Anonymous

US

iQugGF

No.501394

>>501391

>so jealous of tier1 fags he makes up his own headcanon

lol ok

Anonymous

JK

zXHPub

No.501396

>>501390

Someone rewatched this slop too much yaar.

>rejecting rajus sister

Exactly my point . He will only settle for the best and he was working towards it by becoming godzila lpa engineer . That bastard rancho even started joking about marrying rajus uggo sister to farhan inside a hospital . He really hated farhans life

Anonymous

MP

PXDi+9

No.501398

>ITT: retards debating about a movie 2009

Anonymous

HP

QB+5wz

No.501399

>>501338(OP)

Where was raju being a wordcel retard. He was just a very neurotic person who would get hyperstressed easily. That changed after his attempted suicide and he did get the job. Also just because you manage to get into iit doesnt mean you will be the smartest man in the room. You enter a bubble of equally smart or smarter folks than you when you climb the ladder.

Anonymous

JK

zXHPub

No.501400

>>501390

Also he was a muslim and believes in not having sex before marriage . That explains why he didnt want to see kareena in bed and rejecting rajus hindu sister knowing well raju will not tolerate religious conversion of his sister . Being a good friend he was disgusted by the idea since he cared about his sacred friendship with raju

Anonymous

IN

xPdPI4

No.501402

>>501396

You probably saw some different movie, maybe a remake thinking it was 3 idiots

>He will only settle for the best and he was working towards it by becoming godzila lpa engineer

Farhan wasn't engineer. Also what kind of straight male will say no to friend's sister's cunny? He rejected because he was homosexual not bcz he wanted best

Anonymous

JK

zXHPub

No.501403

>>501394

Iski mmaaa chodoo yaar , tu bhi wahi richfag hai . Ranchod archetype . Idhar ambitious bhachcells ko faaltu ke advices deta hai aur khud germany me aish kar raha hai

Anonymous

JK

zXHPub

No.501405

>>501402

Dumbass they were all trying to be engineer but got blackpilled by randxhod

Anonymous

IN

xPdPI4

No.501409

>>501400

>he was a muslim

Ohh fuxk, never thought this way. That explains why he was weak in academics and had homosexual tendencies

Anonymous

BR

iQugGF

No.501412

>>501403

don't be fooled yaar, i am not a richfag

Anonymous

SGTOW

zXHPub

No.501415

>>501409

Academics level tier

Sonamwangcuck(randchod) : religion : atheist

"Tells people to see their baaps smile inside purse "

Next

"Farhan" : religion muslim , got JNU'd by ranchos liberal thoughts and drank beer one time .has to go to hell now after getting his "muhh funn " temporarily .

Raju : retard superstitious hindu , loer than everyone , believes on reincarnation and jumps of the bbuilding

Anonymous

IN

xPdPI4

No.501438

>>501415

Chanchads are gujrati brahmins yaar. And wangchuck is Buddhist

Anonymous

IN

WZYQaH

No.501486

>>501415

Both farhan and raju used to score last and second last in their exams. Wdym?

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