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Coffee ne bana di jodi

Anonymous

IN

gKgXJe

No.554182

>be me

>Go to coffee shop daily

>There's this one cute chinki who serves me always when I order

>Doing this for a month regular customer

>She said to me - "tum itna coffee kyu pita hai"

>Being a bhangichan official user I smiled like a faggot and leave

>For a week I didn't saw her

>Ask a co-worker of her why she's not coming

>She gave me a disgusting look

>I still visit shop regularly thinking if I get to see her

>After a week I saw her I was so happy

>That pajeeta told her that I was looking for her

>I was drinking coffee happily -"she came to my table and ask "aap umko kyu dund ra tha"

>I smiled like a faggot she said -"tum sirf hasta hi rhta aee kya kuch bol bhi liya kro thoda "

>Thought of this incident whole night and next day went to coffee shop she was there with all the courage and ready to be humiliated i ordered a coffee this time she smiled and said -"tumko kaal hi bola tha na kuch bol bhi liya kro "

>Asked her when her shift end she said 9pm I said okay I'll wait since it was 8pm and she left shop with me had a lot of fun talking with her in her tooti footi hindi she said to me -"bhut hasta hai humko hindi pe daant tod dega re tumhara"

>She's so cute we exchanged number

>And we are meeting everyday for like a week reee

>She looks like first picrel the sitting one

Kawaiiiiiiiiiiii thanku mumbai

Also I have very kawaii job

Anonymous

IN

2mUf2N

No.554183

>larper is back with elaborate larps

Anonymous

IN

gKgXJe

No.554184

>>554183

Okay whatever makes u feel better

Anonymous

IN

OEBqLj

No.554188

>>554182(OP)

Kitna larp karega laude

Anonymous

IN

gKgXJe

No.554193

>>554188

Mat Maan bhai if i wanted to larp i would have larp about plapping her not for asking out also i look good enough and a richfag with my own money

Anonymous

IN

IUQE/r

No.554205

>>554182(OP)

same larper from photography thread

Anonymous

IN

NjfSbV

No.554208

>>554205

Kek,I imagine he is a good for nothing neet who has no life outside of making larp threads on bhach

Anonymous

IN

gKgXJe

No.554212

>>554208

Lol

IN

JB4hZL

No.554421

Hahahahaha

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