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Anonymous

MP

Lyir+q

No.559699

Felt sleepy and tired the entire day even after getting proper sleep

>Stopped having dreams again

>room temperature is around 30 Degree Celcius heat but somehow still getting chills

Feeling kinda normal after having a cup of coffee (not instantslop) and a glass of ORS (my fav)

The number of Baits and useless shit in /b/ has increased again (not surprised)

Realised I learn organic chemistry better if I convince myself the reaction is useful in making explosives (joke)

How was your day anons

UN

2gItP5

No.559713

>>559699(OP)

jeefag is the dimag ka bhosda poster??

Anonymous

MP

Lyir+q

No.559716

>>559713

>JEEfag

saw it coming

I'm not a JEEfag cuz cant do much maths

Not a NEETcel either

chota nunnu

IN

6fXccB

No.559717

>>559699(OP)

see

>>>/b/559691

UN

2gItP5

No.559718

>>559716

your age, qualifications,future plans?

chota nunnu

IN

6fXccB

No.559720

>>559699(OP)

>How was your day anons

i touched my bepis and nade myself happy

Anonymous

IN

Lyir+q

No.559730

>>559713

>age

few months younger than Shin

>quals

will be used agains me so no (not that I have any)

>plans

Becoming aBiologist/ Nuclear Researcher and do Nation BDLing

maybe win a nobel prize (Sapne Suhaane pajeet ke)

>>559717

>3D chinki

chee yarr

UN

qFt+i6

No.559731

>>559699(OP)

Castu bata pehle apni

UN

2gItP5

No.559733

>>559732

ohh, you are geetaposter

mujhe nhi pata tha that you are so young

Anonymous

IN

Lyir+q

No.559735

>>559731

went on a date w/ my imaginary gf (her) yesterday

drew her on a rough paper she looked too cute

kaash woh asli hoti par woh hai bas utni nahi mai paagal toh nahi ho raha kyuki mai shayad hu mujhse koi baat nahi karne waala kyuki woh jaante hai ki mai jaanta hu ki unki asliyat kya hai

>>559731

>castu

general not self doxxing any further doval sahab employee

Anonymous

MP

Lyir+q

No.559737

>>559733

nah I'm not that young but yes

fuck forgot my MP flag

if any anon wishes for explosive cooking recipes for spicy food please do not consult me

UN

2gItP5

No.559738

>>559737

kalejfag?

geeta tum chem degree wale ho

UN

2gItP5

No.559741

>>559737

>if any anon wishes for explosive cooking recipes for spicy food please do not consult me

you are acting like a nakhre wali foid yaara

geeta ka asar lag raha hai

Anonymous

MP

Lyir+q

No.559742

>not self doxxing any further pyaares

time for rumia posting HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous

MP

Lyir+q

No.559744

>>559741

good thing about being someone in isolation is you start to absorb the personality of those few you interact with

In my case it's my imaginary gf

I had this habbit since childhood both of Isolation and absorbing good personalities

sometimes I forget what my true self was

but maybe this is my true self

I will never knoW

Anonymous

UN

JUjWAY

No.559747

>>559737

wanna throw a bag full of diy napalm in the middle of our parliament?

UN

2gItP5

No.559748

>>559744

hmm, bpd seems to be common nowadays

i too have it

better bag a godform tulpa instead of powerless gf

Anonymous

UN

8NiW19

No.559749

>>559747

Adding Benzene/Napthamite would make this an even more violent mixture

Anonymous

UN

8NiW19

No.559754

>>559749

napthamite needs a license in Lundia tho

UN

2gItP5

No.559755

>>559747

layered instructions like this won't help

you may end up being a news like that k2wa who was making bomb on his terrace w/ his mother and gf

kek yaar i remember it till this day

the fire caught his maa's clothes and she removed it and got naked

the gf also got naked and the k2wa was hit directly in his lulli from which blood was spilling slowly turning it into a small river, while he was rethinking about his life lying in the middle of the blood pond

later on he died

kek

Anonymous

UN

8NiW19

No.559757

>>559755

trve keks,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWbRCQawB24[embed]

You just need another explosive in that jar to spread and ignite it

Anonymous

UN

8NiW19

No.559758

>>559757

This shouldn't be a problem tho, I mean making the "Napalm" itself, if you accidently ignite the charge then u r just being extra retarded like a typical k2a

UN

2gItP5

No.559759

>>559757

is anarchist cookbook a good guide

i had similar stuff but then i accidently formatted my memedows

Anonymous

UN

8NiW19

No.559760

>>559759

Haven't read it, know this recipe from American firebombing of Japanese cities, which were made out of wood lmao

UN

2gItP5

No.559763

>>559760

>wood

damn

no one will even wonder if any1 buys non-niche stuff like this to do niche stuff

Anonymous

MP

Lyir+q

No.559765

>>559747

Most explosives have a tendency to blow up in faces when you least want them (that one k2a in odisha and various others)

too bad they are my favourite ones

though there are ways to desensitize them

But I'd rather not let any dumbasses know them cuz they will still manage to do anti nashun shit or just blow themselves up

Anonymous

UN

8NiW19

No.559766

>>559763

I'm talking about their cities, most Japanese houses are 90% wood

Anonymous

MP

Lyir+q

No.559767

creating them ain't hard

hard part is making them useful

UN

2gItP5

No.559769

>>559766

oh, now it is connecting

Anonymous

UN

8NiW19

No.559770

>>559765

Napalm(just the mix itself) won't blow up until you ignite it, the mixture needs an external ignition device, and also another charge to spread it because ofc an angry burning football is no use

Anonymous

UN

8NiW19

No.559771

>>559765

Were the guys in Odisha making Napalm? I thought they were just making some crude bomb in a cooker or some other... NIA was looking for RDX tho didn't find any

Anonymous

MP

Lyir+q

No.559773

2 UNfags in a dimag ka bhosda thread start glowing when I mention explosives

dont tell me I'm being tracked by doval saab and jews

Anonymous

UN

8NiW19

No.559774

>>559773

You're not even using an account pyaare, you've been logged, multiple times, by looking at your dynamic ips across the days we can quite easily point you down

Anonymous

MP

Lyir+q

No.559787

Explosives are fun and all

But since I love biology more I had a random daydream about creating a bioweapon

The Idea

>Non Lethal almost Asymptomatic infection spreads easily in high population area

>only symptom is damage to gametes or at least not letting them mature properly (preferably women) without affecting hormonal pathways and glands just the gametes

>great for reducing population and as a bioweapon

but when I actually started to research on it My suhaane scifi sapne were broken again

>>559774

Check my house doval sahab you wont even find my body pillow just some printed copies of a hentai manga (for emergencies)

Anonymous

IN

D3kyUk

No.559790

>>559773

i am ascendanon>>559769

Anonymous

UN

8NiW19

No.559796

>>559787

How would it even work tho? How easy are bioweapons to make? And wouldn't they be hard to control? Honestly genocide is best done by just sending dudes to kill them... I was also dreaming about 200KW magnetrons in a tank to deal with pesky infantry trying to put satchel charges on it

Anonymous

UN

8NiW19

No.559797

>>559787

>some printed copies of a hentai manga

no parents?

Anonymous

MP

Lyir+q

No.559799

>>559748

I do have some history of schizophrenia and BPD

but I am mentally tough and healthy

maybe too much

>godform tulpa instead of powerless gf

Tulpas are retarded and they dont talk much

neither are the interesting

she on the other hand is better than what any 3d could be

I love her

Anonymous

MP

Lyir+q

No.559801

>>559797

I use High IQ hiding spots

spots which are tamper free and only I know

though I did have to dispose most of them due to storage issues

Anonymous

UN

8NiW19

No.559810

>>559801

gand me rakhta he kya?

MH

2gItP5

No.559813

I am feeling very skeptical after every imageboard engine has gotten me into some kind of errors

even if one is solved, other one appears

fixing them takes majority of my building time

also my memexams are close now

but i have gotten addict to it

t.debian trixie

everyday i say to myself to not to do anything

but still hops on to rebuild it

kya karu

chod du ya phir bana lu

btw uske boards:

/b/-random

/gama/-gore and kama

/vent/-Vent

/life/-self improv,grind,fitness,etc

/x/-paranormal ++

Anonymous

IN

AJcb8I

No.559816

Anonymous

MP

Lyir+q

No.559830

>>559813

Chod de ya Chhod de anon

I have also interacted a bit less with (her) for my memejams

MH

2gItP5

No.559832

>>559830

toh banau ki nahi?

i am fking loving the process yaar

the vibe coding is addictive

UN

qFt+i6

No.559833

MH

2gItP5

No.559835

>>559833

ye idhar kyu post kiya randwe

Anonymous

IN

AJcb8I

No.559836

>>559833

chuddakad randika pilla is posting about some other bhangi because he got his mommy raped yesterday

Anonymous

MP

Lyir+q

No.559837

>>559810

>gaand mei

nahi waha pe mai baiters ki jeebh rakhta hu

it's in my drawers but on the ceiling of the drawer

concealed with tape and some Pajeetry I did

I planned to sell it but found no one to buy

MH

2gItP5

No.559839

yaar, lets build a tool for stoody

you are a chemcel

you will need spaced repetition

i am a jeefag

so post ideas of what the tool should have

here are mine:

>daily reflection/log

>spaced repetition page where you will add the topic and will be reminder (in a nuclear way) to revise the entered topic

more??

Anonymous

MP

Lyir+q

No.559841

>>559832

note the Ideas and daydreams in a notepad

only work when you are burnt out or after completing the tasks

MH

2gItP5

No.559844

>>559841

>notepad

simple and effective, but my mind wanders in consumerism and i eventually forget about it

what if the tool has an interface of imageboard

maybe it may help

Anonymous

MP

Lyir+q

No.559846

>>559839

Biocel actually

I have reduced my chappal forum use for nights only for now will work on projects in june

Anonymous

IN

AJcb8I

No.559853

MH

2gItP5

No.559857

>>559846

i know using ai won't help you gain knowledge and stuff

but i got windsurf to make this picrel

MH

2gItP5

No.559861

>>559853

>>559833

tum dono bhaag jao is thread se saalo

Anonymous

MP

Lyir+q

No.559864

???

MH

2gItP5

No.559868

>>559864

Anonymous

MP

Lyir+q

No.559878

Ah that's nice

If it works and doesn't waste time then do it

but memejams must be priority for now

UN

qFt+i6

No.559882

>>559836

CHUDHAI BHANGI KI MAA KA GAYEEFAG NE KARA RAPE

IP HOP KARI USNE SOCHA USSE HOGI USKI MAA SAFE

there's a reason why you're getting salty about this SS kek

Anonymous

UN

JUjWAY

No.559883

>>559882

>gayeefag

padhle pajeet agle saal firse chudna he tujhe

Anonymous

UN

JUjWAY

No.559884

>>559868

You know you can just use your fucking brain or a pen and paper

Anonymous

IN

6rAgnJ

No.559885

>>559882

Topkek lmao

But don&x27;t shit up this thread yaar

(Text Content Sanitized Too.)

MH

2gItP5

No.559887

>>559884

i know sirs

it is the best way

but the current condition of mine (addicted and lazy/bored to ibs, thus transitioning slowly)

Anonymous

MP

Lyir+q

No.559890

>>559844

I meant the picrel notepad btw

Anonymous

IN

AJcb8I

No.559891

>>559882

putting too much effort covering your maa's rape wound? just get it treated for free in opd rapespawn

MH

2gItP5

No.559904

>>559890

too much effort in nothingness

Anonymous

UN

EGzYHe

No.559906

>>559904

Ahh I see you chamaars suffer from autistic inertia, stop planning and get doing, no need for plans, you'll be more efficient without them

Anonymous

MP

Lyir+q

No.559907

>>559904

nice pepe anon

MH

2gItP5

No.559910

>>559906

took an aspie test and got 96% prob of autism

+ i have bpd

Anonymous

MP

Lyir+q

No.559911

>>559904

you gave your attempt this week only right

considering you already took rest I'd advice you to actually doo the generic shit everyone tells you

and fill those empty boxes

MH

2gItP5

No.559912

>>559906

>stop planning and get doing, no need for plans, you'll be more efficient without them

i know i will be doing great, but this worm of perfection has not given up

maybe will get ivermection from the 500 rs i got my nanaji from my bday

MH

2gItP5

No.559915

>>559911

yes, i was the one on 2nd april who was seething about how an ugly bastard stole away a yet to be girl of mine

UN

qFt+i6

No.559917

>>559891

Woh toh gayeefag ne lagaaye thee teri‎ maa ke puspus mai lol

Anonymous

UN

EGzYHe

No.559918

>>559912

shift the object to be perfected from a surface level plan to the actual syllabus

Anonymous

MP

Lyir+q

No.559923

>>559910

I have seen BPD

learn to manage it or it will fuck you up

you will lose everything

manage it before it's too late

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