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Anonymous

IN

PcYYtQ

No.565726

On my commute back to home, there's this very very pyaari bikharan with light green eyes who I see daily on the traffic light begging for money with her infant son. She literally has that model tier face who get scouted off of the streets by some modelling agency dallas. Alas, I'm not a modelling agency dalla. I'm a mere wagie. I want to sexo and save her sooo bad. How do I approach her? When I look into her beautiful green eyes, I blush and avert my gaze. When she comes to beg for money from me, I give her 5-10 rupiya and she gets happy. But I want to save and sexo her from this miserable life.

Anonymous

IN

FZxdHx

No.565733

>>565726(OP)

Be a man shaadi krle she'll be loyal free mein baccha bhi mil rha hai you can literally redeem urself ...and be a saviour and her god

Anonymous

IN

yLefAO

No.565736

>>565726(OP)

groom her

say chapri tier pickup likes

like you are too beautiful

i don't want to give only 5-10 rs

lets go to a restaurant

then make her have a bath, buy cheap clothes for her

then boom

roj palangtod sexxo

Anonymous

IN

PcYYtQ

No.565739

>>565733

But how?

Anonymous

IN

yLefAO

No.565740

>>565733

yes

if you uplift her life atleast not marry her

she will see you as god / messiah

Anonymous

IN

PcYYtQ

No.565743

>>565736

darr lagta hai yaar blaady

Anonymous

IN

yLefAO

No.565746

>>565743

konsa darr

is she a minor

just take her out

she isn't a sobo girl yaar who will reject you

Anonymous

IN

PcYYtQ

No.565754

>>565746

I fear that she might be a part of some organized bikhari gang and that other members will try to get in the way.

Anonymous

IN

n+ovBD

No.565757

>>565726(OP)

scenario 1:

start by giving her 10-20 rupees at a fixed time and place so she learns to expect you

then start small talk like asking her about her day and shit

then slowly dig deeper as she gets comfortable with you

ask if she has eaten, then take her to cheap restaurant

keep doing this and slowly progress from cheap restaurant to semi-decent hotel

then all you need to do is book hotel room and plap her

scenario 2:

this only works if you don't look like a chomu and can speak confidently without fear

flash 2 500 rupee notes on her face, say that you will give her if she gives you sexxo

if she denies pull out 2 more 500 rupee notes and flash again

repeat until she agrees or you no longer have any more notes

disclaimer:

all of this is assuming she is not part of some organized begging mafia

Anonymous

IN

eCO/Aa

No.565762

>>565726(OP)

Use your money and connections to groom her under the guise of saving her from her absolute state and marry her. Just don't do what this bhangi did and fake her age certificate to marry her. Wait a few more years if she's actually underaged and groom her to be a perfect wife until then.

Anonymous

IN

PcYYtQ

No.565765

>>565757

>all of this is assuming she is not part of some organized begging mafia

Eggjactly my fear but nice advice nonetheless

Anonymous

IN

FZxdHx

No.565769

>>565739

Yaar if u want to marry her tabhi approach or warna let it be ,inn bhangiyo ki mat sunn inhe sharm nhi h

Tujhe uspe pity feel hota h and soch tu usko bas fake hopes feke plap krega toh zindagi bhar regret mein rhega

Anonymous

IN

yLefAO

No.565772

>>565754

ask her to shill everything when you talk to her in the restro.

Anonymous

IN

PcYYtQ

No.565776

>>565769

No fake hopes yaar. If there's plapping then marriage is going to happen.

Anonymous

IN

FZxdHx

No.565780

>>565726(OP)

Learn from Bihari Chads married a woman who used to beg in trains

https://www.tribuneindia.com/news/trending/this-bihar-man-helped-a-girl-on-train-and-later-married-her-heres-why/

Anonymous

IN

PcYYtQ

No.565781

>>565762

Right right

Anonymous

IN

yLefAO

No.565786

>>565780

fking looksmatched yaar(in a good way)

Anonymous

IN

PcYYtQ

No.565787

>>565780

Yaar some of these begger girls are so fucking cute. Like if they were not begging and were in decent clothes, no one would suspect that they are from such background.

Anonymous

IN

YLz4vj

No.565793

just flash your cockva to her wrapped in 500 rupiya note

Anonymous

IN

FZxdHx

No.565796

>>565726(OP)

Abe simple hai roj usko paise de ek time pe jaake and kisi din puchh le itne mein khaa leti ho and if she says no

Ask her kuch khayegi take her to restaurant and usko bol jo khana h order kre and let her eat and ussi beech puch le why she begs ,ghar Kaha h and all the things necessary

And kisi din puch le kaise ladke se shaadi kregi and ask if she will marry you

Anonymous

IN

FZxdHx

No.565805

>>565786

Gori hai and kitne cutie tareeke se baithi h koi woke hoti naach rhi hoti in cleavage showing lehnga

Anonymous

IN

PcYYtQ

No.565806

>>565796

Come to think of it, shaadi to uski pehle se ho rakhi hogi. Tabhi to nanna munna bacha hai. But still I wanna marry her yaar.

Anonymous

IN

FZxdHx

No.565811

>>565743

Bladeee city fags se kuch nhi hota bc bhikari tak se gand fatt rhi h tujhe toh arrange marriage wali bhi chorr degi

Anonymous

IN

FZxdHx

No.565819

>>565806

Haa toh krle waise bhi uska pati bhangi hoga just ask her simple hai konsa woh police bula legi ya thappad maaregi ya kuch she knows you're a job fag and she can't go against you

Take you chances pajeet , sometimes God tries to show u path if u ignore meri maarzi

Soch atleast reels pe naachne wali alimony maangne wali ack krdene wali aurat se toh acchi hai ,nanha munna bhi hai toh for kid sake tere saath rhegi

Anonymous

IN

4oViuC

No.565827

>>565811

>>565819

Let's see what I can do yaar.

Anonymous

IN

FZxdHx

No.565829

>>565827

Kuch nhi hoga ik it you'll get arrange marriage

Anonymous

IN

4oViuC

No.565833

>>565829

:pepe_over_g:

Anonymous

IN

FZxdHx

No.565836

>>565833

Bc tum logo ki itni fat ti kyun h to approach a girl even bhikhari ?

Anonymous

IN

4oViuC

No.565845

>>565836

Yaar if I was actually one of those modelling agency dalla, I would have shamelessly approached her. It would have raised no alarms because that's what these people do. I am just a mere wagie which is why I'm a bit hesitant.

Anonymous

IN

FZxdHx

No.565859

>>565845

Abe chutiye sunn kal usko paise de and say tumahre liye hi bacha ke rkhe the and ask her itne mein sab manage ho jaata h sab ? And after her reply try to get conversation going on

Anonymous

IN

4oViuC

No.565868

>>565859

Theek hai yaara. I'll pull over my vehicle to the side of the roadwa because the drivers in the cars behind me will rape me, as the intersection is very busy and the lights quickly turns red. Hope she isn't part of some blader gang.

Anonymous

IN

4oViuC

No.565871

>>565868

Bladeee*

Anonymous

IN

FZxdHx

No.565878

>>565868

Gang moslty hire kids and not someone with kid or married they do but chances are low ...tere chakkar mein apne pant pe moot liya bladee

Anonymous

MH

yLefAO

No.565883

>>565878

>tere chakkar mein apne pant pe moot liya bladee

kya....:lmao:

Anonymous

IN

FZxdHx

No.565889

>>565883

Abe moot rha tha type kr rha tha kuch drops pant pe gir gaya bladee

Anonymous

MH

yLefAO

No.565891

>>565889

yaar

Anonymous

IN

4oViuC

No.565894

>>565878

>tere chakkar mein apne pant pe moot liya bladee

kekk

>Gang moslty hire kids and not someone with kid or married they do but chances are low

The kid could be someone else's in the gang yaar. She looks young but not underage. Hope this isn't monalisa situation bladee like this anonwa said>>565762 warna laude lag jayenga.

Anonymous

IN

FZxdHx

No.565921

>>565894

Woh toh lagne hi hai in future arrange marriage max krega toh femrandi mili toh kek

Anonymous

IN

4oViuC

No.565927

>>565921

:pepe_over_g:

Anonymous

IN

FZxdHx

No.565941

>>565927

Kya hui

Anonymous

UN

JlSoBL

No.565958

>>565780

Anonymous

IN

FZxdHx

No.565960

>>565958

Cute toh hai mulle

Anonymous

IN

I4GRgV

No.565962

>>565941

Naathing yaar. Just a bit scared.

Anonymous

MH

yLefAO

No.565987

>>565958

kek

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